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Jack_Dupp 175 points ago

Now if Chris Evans wasn’t such a Commie pinko faggot...

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1A2A 132 points ago

Seriously, what a pathetic faggot. Disgrace to America, more like Captain CCCP.

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laughsinamerican 57 points ago

CAPCOM

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Webasdias 18 points ago

Capcom just a Japanese company. Do u mean chicom?

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Boogaloo_Johnson 28 points ago

Captain Communist?

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Webasdias 17 points ago

Oh ok that makes sense.

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Harambe 17 points ago

poor capcom, just trying to rush out half-baked fighting games, they didn't deserve this!

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ApocolipticPePe 7 points ago

I was like street fighter 2 seemed pretty dope and bionic camando was a favorite

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago

Man, I fucking LOVED Bionic Commando. Ever play Bionic Commando Rearmed? It's a remake of the original, a couple changes, most for the better. 4 player multiplayer deathmatches kicked ass, too. I, as a vet of the NES original, went up against a team of 3, my 2 brothers and a cousin, simultaneously. They couldn't even beat me when one of them stopped played and physically attacked me, hoping to let the other two shoot my immobile character. They shot each other, or fell off of shit and died. Good times.

The story of the XBOX 360 third person shooter was weird as fuck, but the gameplay was okay. And Rearmed 2, which added a JUMP BUTTON (Heresy) was dog shit.

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laughsinamerican 2 points ago

captain commie - CAPCOM

The japanese company will have to be renamed. Zangief be damned

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Jack_Dupp 16 points ago

I love that. I’m stealing “Captain CCCP,” with attribution, of course. 😘

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MedPede 12 points ago

Captain Cuck

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BasedRedPillZeus 13 points ago

He’s a disgrace to the male gender

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oomuu 9 points ago

what did he do? Capt. America a traitor?!

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Jack_Dupp 19 points ago

He’s a typical bleeding heart Hollywood limousine liberal. All feeling, no thinking, useful idiot.

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AmericanJawa 14 points ago

He's arguably worse than Thanos.

Thanos used the Gauntlet to randomly snap people away.

Chris Evans said that if he had the Gauntlet, he would intentionally snap away all Trump supporters.

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PepeHelicopterTours 3 points ago

Make Soulstone Great Again

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July041776 2 points ago

I thought you were joking, but nope. I knew he was a hardcore liberal but damn.

The context makes it worse too. Because he was talking about how frustrated he was that people don't know history or understand what's really going on in the world and are being ignorant.

In typical liberal fashion, instead of trying to educate people and convince them to come around to his side of things, he'd much rather just snap his fingers and get rid of them.

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago

The irony is that as liberal as he is, I'd argue that the Captain America movies actually sit at the far opposite side of the scale politically.

First Avenger is a pro military movie about a good person who achieves greatness through his character; Winter Soldier is about a lone man tearing down the MCU's equivalent of the Deep State; and then Civil War is about him standing against a treaty that grants Nationalists control over the worlds superheroes.

I know that the MCU has its flaws, but it's hard not to see the Captain America movies as being super pro-America films with strong conservative values.

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FutureMan 1 point ago

I'll snap him away. The guy is small. Hollywood pretty boy buff. Try dealing with a real big guy in real life.

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Jabron661 13 points ago

He is especially arrogant about it to, very "I am very smart" talking down to whoever he is reeeee'ing about.

He is a top tier cuck,

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Shreddit 4 points ago

Technically, does that make him more like Captain Worse-Half-Of-America?

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Jack_Dupp 3 points ago

aka Captain Commie, basically.

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PinkoPatrol 7 points ago

🚩Kapitan Kitay🚩

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CQVFEFE 6 points ago

EVIL COMES IN THREES

CCCP = Soviet Union

CCP = Chinese Communist Party (a/k/a Coronavirus-Creating Psychopaths)

CP = Child Pornography = Cheese Pizza

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Cofet 4 points ago

I'mma say that now captain ccp

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GEOTUStheGREAT 2 points ago

Trump is the real captain America

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KnobGoblin 48 points ago

Get me some Chris Pratt up in here

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AlexPKeaton [S] 48 points ago

It saddens me knowing that a franchise I love is full of these people.

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TrumpsFavorite 45 points ago

The whole comic book franchise was created to distract you from your responsibilities as a man. You need to disengage from the entire entertainment industrial complex. It’s all a trap designed to stop you from living your own life.

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SquiggyMcPepe 33 points ago

^He's right you know.

I cut the cable back in the 80's and focused on informative books and music for free time wasting. I'd much rather take a nice walk in the sun than sit down and consume modern entertainment.

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xAnswerTo1984is1776 19 points ago (edited)

makes me sick seeing these red pill comments down voted.

But if I'm being honest I watched almost every single one of those movies... lol

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Walrus_Tooth 14 points ago

Yup, all of it is. It’s no different titan wasting your life on weed

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slrpnls 10 points ago

I have lost several friends over the years to Star Wars and World of Warcraft. One guy I knew in college was an all around good guy but a little nerdy. Now he posts endlessly on SM about Star Wars. He loves anything with a Star Wars logo. His girlfriend and him dress up like Star Wars characters and go to events all the time. He has no interest in joining adulthood and it's fucking sad.

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KekistanPM 10 points ago

I know a lot of people who are really into Anime and Pokemon. They can recite entire canons of fictitious information from memory; but can't even name all 50 states.

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slrpnls 3 points ago

The sad thing is, I enjoy watching some anime now and again or watching a movie or whatever. I don't base my entire personality around it.

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MAGANatsFan 7 points ago

Star Trek is better. Original series was essentially America taking over the Galaxy in a good way. They screwed that point with every series afterwards.

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago

So true! Love original Trek. 👍

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Johnson 2 points ago

Star Wars? I understand the latter. How can someone let Star Wars take over their life? It is like a few films and books. Not something to spend time on.

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slrpnls 1 point ago

You'd be surprised how many people let it replace their personality.

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EntilZha 0 points ago

Does he pay his bills? Does he maintain his life? If so who are you to look down on him? Because he doesn't meet your personal definition of "adult". Get over yourself

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Toughsky_Shitsky 9 points ago

Now do social media.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago

I like a good comic book action movie from time to time to just escape for a few hours...but I spend much of my free time keeping my work skills sharp and engaging in a hobby that may turn out to be a lucrative venture far down the road. Also exercising and reading...I'm behind on Thomas Sowell's "Basic Economics" and Rand Paul's "The Case Against Socialism" which I read to get better at articulating my beliefs to other people.

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HeavenlyMystery 7 points ago

What happened with him?

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AmannamedRJ 5 points ago

Disagreed! I work in the industry as a freelancer. (Not Disney's film, and not in Hollywood).

Creators of these things generally just want people to enjoy their work. Sure, its a distraction, but so are most forms of entertainment and amusement. It's on the individual to consume content responsibly.

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Johnson 1 point ago

Fair. Important to stay grounded.

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Saremei 3 points ago

Yep. All comic books are for propaganda of the young and have been for a long time now.

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EntilZha 1 point ago

Get over yourself. Some people want to enjoy life beyond just staring at politics and being pissed off.

Who are you to define someone's life? What are your hobbies so we can all tell you what a waste of time they are.

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago

The only one I know of who does not speak about politics and minds his own business, is Jeremy Renner. And I'm glad because he's awesome. 😉

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Myrdoc 6 points ago

I love GEOTUS, but that tweet is pretty tacky.

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EntilZha 1 point ago

Agreed...I also strongly support him, but sometimes he doesn't think before hitting send on a tweet.

(bring on the tar and feathers)

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MuadDon 18 points ago

Not that surprising. He's a handsome guy who makes big $$$ to pack on muscle, put on tights, and star in movies for the Chinese and doll-owning man children. No intellect required for that gig.

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Hiraeth 15 points ago

When he's Captain America he's no longer Chris Evans. They just look REALLY similar. Uncanny, really.

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1st_Covfefe 4 points ago

That's America's Asshoe

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Jack_Dupp 3 points ago

This is exactly where the phrase entered my mind. Lol. Good find.

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PinkoPatrol 2 points ago

Confirmed.

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Early-Slice 2 points ago

John krasinksi was almost captain America. It totally should have been him

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Jack_Dupp 1 point ago

Krakinski is a stud. And agreed.

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Liberty4All 2 points ago

Seriously! He is such eye candy...I could look at him all day, as long as he never opened his mouth and ruined things.

All of his genetic good fortune went to his looks, and there was none left for a functioning brain.

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DTDTCCIA 39 points ago

Oddly enough, this same picture can be used as Biden and his fingers.

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Pedeberrycrunch 11 points ago

Great, now innocuous logs of wood are ruined for me, too.

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eatyourshitpeanuts 7 points ago (edited)

Wait a minute, dude-Pede. What exactly were you "doing to wood logs" before this meme ruined it for you?

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1776-or-1984 3 points ago

Hahahahaha yea OP!

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Pedeberrycrunch 2 points ago

That's none of your damn business, and I'll beg you to keep your nose out of other people's personal fetishes.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 31 points ago

Berners here in Oregon are DemExiting in droves, leaving the party for good and not voting for Biden. Biden blowing out Bernie in the primary here was the last straw for them.

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MoustacheWax69 19 points ago

Now, if we can get them to realize that their hatred for Trump has been unfounded and their emotions have been manipulated by power hungry Democrats, Oregon will turn red.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago

I think the best we can hope for is that they don't vote for Biden. I only saw one person claim that they are now voting for President Trump. Not only have they been conditioned to believe Orange Man Bad, but the policies they support are mostly far Left across the board and don't align with MAGA.

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Data 9 points ago

Not voting is perfectly fine too. If Dem turnout approaches zero GEOTUS's landslide victory is assured.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago

Definitely. We still need to turn out in full force in November to counter their election fraud. We need a landslide.

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Rage 3 points ago

Yeah, the left coast is like reddit now. They've managed to exile or silence all conservatives, so now the leftists are infighting. It's a battle between communism and socialism for them.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago

We are still fighting back here and we have made a lot of progress locally after getting organized to counter the Democrats. Conservatives control the city councils here now and we should have control of the school board this year as well. We have also made inroads in most of the city committees.

Democrat infighting can only help, and you are completely correct about it being a battle between socialism and communism. The moderate Democrats here want to see Republicans in re-education camps, while the radicals want to see us in mass graves.

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americathegr888 7 points ago

Meh. We don't need a bunch more milquetoast fake conservatives.

The right already caves to leftist ideals WAY too much as it is ("muh based trannies/minorities/legals", "as long as they come legally", "gay marriage is totally a conservative value, bigot!" etc) as it is.

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habanero 0 points ago

Republicans do need The moderate vote, you know. You aren’t going to get elected anywhere if you stick to the hardcore spectrum of either right or left agenda - something the left is about to find out in November. Don’t be like the left.

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americathegr888 3 points ago

The right has been trying to win by being a watered down version of the left for over 60 years, and keeps losing. Going ever further to the left is a shit strategy and is bound to continue to fail.

Don't be like the left.

That's exactly what you're saying we should do, though. Become the left in all but name.

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habanero 2 points ago

keeps losing

Trump won by being true conservative (as in "America first", "smaller government", and "constitution") but also liberal on some of the hot button issues that are ultimately of little consequence to anything that truly matters (doesn't give a shit if someone is gay, for example). I'd put him into libertarian conservative bucket, actually, rather than into purely GOP bucket.

The GOP wasn't losing because it was watered down. It was losing because it didn't offer the right vision to the voting base, nor was its vision dramatically different from the dems in its core aspects (economy/fiscal policy, war policy, not sucking Chinese cock policy). They didn't do it to appear more like dems. They did it because their donors/owners told them to. Trump doesn't have an owner and he can bankroll his campaign himself even if nobody gives him a dime. That's the core difference.

It was basically "let's just sell out the country to China, borrow trillions of dollars from them, and bomb the brown people indefinitely for no reason at all" whether you vote left or right.

Trump offered something different. He won on that. And he was a bona fide liberal (albeit still a libertarian one) just a decade ago. This should show you that moderate position coupled with the right messages can be a winning combination. I'm not quite sure why the GOP has such a hard time seeing that. There seem to be only a few GOP lawmakers I can name that understand what Trump is really doing, and no dem lawmakers understand it at all.

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rabdargab 3 points ago

the problem with that is they cannot resist the siren song of free stuff and will always go back

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago

They seem convinced that the Democrats will never deliver the communism they are craving in a timely manner, which is why they are bailing. I can see them trying to start a new extreme Left party.

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rabdargab 1 point ago

exactly, their DemExit is just a temper tantrum

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habanero 1 point ago

Oregon is beyond repair no matter what though, same as CA or WA.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago

We might not be able to repair it, but we can keep it from getting worse, especially on the local level. We are already doing it in my area.

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habanero 2 points ago

That is true. I’m really worried about Seattle. They have real, actual card carrying commies (plural) on their city council, and those commies do make commie decisions, so businesses have to abide by them or sue.

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Snugmeatsocks 29 points ago

Adam Housley dropped the little nugget that Bernie was unmasked too. Can you imagine the BernieBro fallout? Stuck between the “Muh Russian Collusion is real” and Obamagate.

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FreedomAintFreeYo 15 points ago

That would be epic.

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Rufus_Shinra 16 points ago

During the Dem primaries I regularly read the Bernie Sanders sub on Reddit purely for entertainment. I was surprised that the majority consensus was they are not voting for Biden if Bernie loses the primary. It's only anecdotal, but I'd wager most Bernie bros aren't showing up on election day or they'll vote Green party.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 11 points ago

A lot of them were European so they wouldn’t vote for anybody regardless.

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slimcoat 4 points ago

I'm sure the Dems have a plan to give them the right to vote.

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Brucesky420 2 points ago

They had a plan to get them to donate to the dnc "legally" so yea, you're probably right

The amount of European money that went into Bernie's campaign is insane, but no talk of foreign influence in the election. Imagine if a fuck ton of europeans were donating to Trump, that loophole would be closed faster than you can say obamagate

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MoustacheWax69 5 points ago

Or maybe they'll vote for Trump on a whim, like I did. Some of the best decisions in life are made unintentionally.

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Data 1 point ago

Guarantee many of them aren't even American.

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philandy 1 point ago

But but but if if if my Chy-na overlords...

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diogenesLamp 10 points ago

Just when I thought I’d forgotten about goatse.cx.

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Zytos 2 points ago (edited)

The Wild West of the mid-90's internet. and hampsterdance. same time. absolutely better times, in fact

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diogenesLamp 3 points ago

Bee-bo-biddly-oh-doh.

And let’s not forget:

Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

(ooh...a snake)

And the end all be all of everything humanity has ever aspired to:

zombo.com

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philandy 2 points ago

Peanut butter, jelly, and..

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diogenesLamp 1 point ago

goddammit

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spicyfries 8 points ago

GOATSE?

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Earloakridge 2 points ago

Nope. BROATSE.

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Myrdoc 5 points ago

It's too bad, Chris Evans from all accounts is a really cool guy, but is a faggot Commie.

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righttowolfarms 3 points ago

I’ve been doing my part deep in the heart of Leftism in California. I play the spurned, Yang-Bernie-Tulsi Bro who points out every bad thing about both sides of the political divide, all while secretly voting NO on every Democrat and Democrat wasteful Democrat spending bill.

I tell people I’m an “Anarcho-Communist” lol Californians are so fucking stupid.

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Rubberbunnies 1 point ago

I know a couple secret conservatives in enemy territory. From the outside they dress like insufferable lumbersexuals and SF techies, but they keep quiet and love President Trump.

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SlickWillie 3 points ago

We have this on the right side too. The "I can't vote for Trump in good conscience because he's vile" people. I think a lot of those people can be turned, though, based on his results even while against the lamestream media.

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philandy 1 point ago

Isn't it interesting that the people writing for the newscasters hate him?

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ClintonMurderMystery 2 points ago

I want to believe them, but at the end of the day a cuck is a cuck.

They'll mumble something like "muh supreme court" as they tick that Biden box.

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago

Former Bernie Bro, lost all faith in him after he meekly accepted the 4pm dick flattening for the second time, but fuck Biden, one thing I'm STAYING is a populist.

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MatthewUSA 2 points ago

If only he was the true Captain of America... not for the CCP

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 2 points ago

Bernie bros are known for their spaghetti arms, we should give them 🇵🇷 after the election and then let give them independence and relinquish any claim and financial obligations. They can make 🇵🇷 the paradise they invision.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago

OP image is kind of forcefully and disturbingly hermaphroditic

Message seems to be no matter what they try, Bernie Bros' resistance to Biden will have no effect on the Dem vote

Correct me if I'm wrong (what am I saying? this is the Internet, it's automatic :)

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HowardRoark 1 point ago

GEOTUS / Tony Stark: "Don't take from my pile." 🌳😎

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pedospez 1 point ago

Seriously though. Did they not remember 2016 and realize it would happen again? Can't wait til 2024.

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SnakeFaceMcGavin 1 point ago

Captain Faggot

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TheDeluxeVersion 1 point ago

I think I've seen this one before.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 1 point ago

Ummmm this is a horrible rendition of the situation lol.

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magaman4000 1 point ago

Tom Fitton is bigger than Chris Evans

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BeOne420 1 point ago

If you zoom in you can clearly see Joe Biden sticking his hand inside Tara Reade lmao

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Wintergreen 1 point ago

They really didn't come out to support Bernie. So why would they support Biden? Not that they are taking a stand or anything. They are just lethargic and apathetic.

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philandy 1 point ago

And there's not really that many of them. They just have an unofficial 10x vote power.

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BetterThanReddit 1 point ago

I'd have a lot more respect for a Bernie supporter if they stood by their beliefs rather than voting for Biden. The DNC really did fuck them, twice. A person that tolerated that and then just fell in line has the backbone of a wet spaghetti noodle.

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secrettrumpthrowaway 3 points ago

Most of them are not voting for Biden. It’s clear that this is the exact same as the Hillary situation. In fact, most of them aren’t fucking with Bernie anymore on account of his endorsement of Biden.

The dems “blue no matter who” mantra absolutely dunked on the chances of actually having a good candidate people would believe in

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Gothiks 1 point ago

I believe, in the MCU, this scene was Capt’s greatest feat

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Nalgahyde 1 point ago

Bernie bros about to Goatse the Democrat vote!!!

Public Service Announcement: For those not knowing what Goatse is, it's Not Safe For Life so research at your own risk. LOL

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independentbystander 1 point ago

>inb4 "accidental goatse"

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sharkman100 0 points ago

Bernie bros do not have an ounce of muscle on them.....

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Trump-45 0 points ago

Cuck Chris Evans.