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WassermanSchultz 70 points ago

No hammer?

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MrTrumpsWildRide 32 points ago

STOP THE HAMMERING

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 22 points ago

https://youtu.be/43JQzq4FfF0 - for the newer pedes

This dude literally went off the rails and lost his job over TDS

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Jackhererer 6 points ago

Lmao did this happen live on the air, or was it leaked? I never saw this been around since late 2016/early 2017

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MedPede 7 points ago

I think some of it was on air. It made news when it happened. There's been so many of these stupid mental breakdowns by leftists that they begin to form a blur.

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago

He also totally lost it when he called someone a liar on air. He kept yelling "liar, liar, liar." I can't find the tape of it, but it was fucking hilarious. I don't even remember to whom he was speaking, but I think they pulled him off the air shortly thereafter.

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winsome 3 points ago

Would love to see that.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 2 points ago

It was leaked from what I recall.

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago

I had never seen this; this is beautiful. He starts off with some snark about how the President "forgot to bring his empathy", and then acts like this toward the hard-working people in the control room. What a hypocrite!

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TrailLover1536 2 points ago

Lmfao!! That is hilarious

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magafren 2 points ago

I went a little further back - Scrooged, anyone?

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missfrew 2 points ago

Imagine him dealing with a problem.

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LionTed 1 point ago

Amazing

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PhantomShield72 13 points ago

"Does anyone need a hammer?" -Hilldawg

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bellcurvestrikesback 3 points ago

Is this a jogger reference? Was there actually a hammer? The wiki article makes no mention of it

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SniffedByBiden 2 points ago

Hammer is a ref to Lawrence ODonnell

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GorboTheGreat2 2 points ago

Damn, came here to state the same. Pede minds are parallel

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2WOMP_BRICKLAYER 42 points ago

He also forgot his Timberlands

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bubadmt 7 points ago

Standard issue innocent jogger gear, everyone knows that.

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bellcurvestrikesback 3 points ago

There were no tims

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 3 points ago

Yup. Jogga boy was no angel by any means and from all the research I’ve done got what was coming to him, so there is no need to lie and spread misinformation like this. We are better than that. Truth before everything else.

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Ct187 2 points ago

But he did come from a nice house that he had no business being in.

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MatthewUSA 29 points ago

Ah yes, I relate to this. The only difference is instead of an email, tis be my browser search history.

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IncredibleMrE1 24 points ago

Joke's on you, the Senate turned down an amendment to FISA that would have banned warrantless searches of your browser history via the NSA database.

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Techrev 15 points ago

VPNs and TOR are, really, only flares that people send up to say they're doing something that requires a VPN or TOR. The internet is getting so clamped down that you know the places out there that are still going are only going because they're being allowed to be there. Sad. The more I think about it, the more I realize that the internet is, really, an inter-net. It was a deep state trap from the beginning.

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ippwndu 6 points ago

Need an encrypted, peer-to-peer internet, like on Silicon Valley.

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bellcurvestrikesback 4 points ago

p2p distributed blockchain is the future we all want

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BilbroNaggins 2 points ago

The technology is there, not the will to do it.

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the_mcgee 4 points ago

I’ll be sure to let my IT department know...

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Yaodayy 19 points ago

Looks like he's going back to slobber on Big Mike's knob some more.

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grenades_and_ham 13 points ago

Nope, his ass is leaking.

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MikesBigJockstrap 9 points ago

That's from gallons of tranny fluid.

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CantThinkOfUserName 5 points ago

Forgot to put on the adult diaper.

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bubadmt 4 points ago

Call da amber lamps

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Warren_Puffitt 6 points ago

going back to slobber on Big Mike's knob some more

Just after people heard a loud, masculine voice from an upstairs window shout, "THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU GOIN, IM NOT DONE WITH YO ASS, BITCH!"

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debmaxlola 16 points ago

Remember this jackass is not only evil, he is exceptionally lazy.

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bubadmt 3 points ago

But-but-but.. he knew how to dance! Surely this should be sufficient!

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ProfessorOak 2 points ago

If dancing isn't the most important presidential duty, I don't know what is

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JoshHawley2024 10 points ago

fuckin joggers man

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 6 points ago

Never forget that joggas commit between 80 and 90% of the mass shootings in this country no matter what the media tries to tell you. Also don’t forget that they make up between 12% and 13% of the population and most of the victims are fellow joggas.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/hwwSciRSAZ1B/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ws1EWUeVHaJw/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/ftuGqcnjG9b5/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/qiCZ4CEUVi1n/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/ymCU1WHY7laR/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/0iWevPc9pXiS/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false https://www.bitchute.com/video/2QyuOpruW4mn/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/SEQEOSVIXbLA/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/7TEhJhfcl6Di/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/pNotLnlJmXld/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/cn3OQZpkjZYG/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/01wwyYcmcg4f/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/RuWmJWJ5lXpE/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/wpUO7SeuFNlb/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ud1FuwNwWnnQ/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZWzdj5sXvIh1/?list=plifQsMtVrA0&randomize=false

Most of the time the poor children don’t stand a chance from a very young age as you can see below. 😞

https://youtu.be/PlUqp2YnIP8

https://youtu.be/K7IbLbHy3rw

https://youtu.be/Tqhs9xDsopI

https://youtu.be/b_r_xPtuOm0

https://youtu.be/wvWrMlwgBK0

https://youtu.be/mei-mjg8xzc

https://youtu.be/lwRkrXdmoOA

https://youtu.be/DtLIsT0c6RQ

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 2 points ago

don't forget over 90% of those joggers committing murders are male. So roughly 6% of the population. Keep in mind, most of those male joggers are between the ages of 18-30. So we are actually looking at about 3% of the population

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 2 points ago

While you are technically correct, the rest of the community is culpable too IMHO because the single mothers and the grandmothers(their accomplices) are the ones raising them. They defend them to the death and make every excuse in the book when they have done wrong and are caught red handed committing violent crime. It makes sense considering some teach their children how to shoplift and steal at a very young age. I’ve lost count of how many vids I’ve seen of the violent criminal being described as a “good boy” who would never hurt anybody.

They say he dindu nuffin and was just turning his life around. The memes didn’t come from nowhere. The shit is real and it’s terrifying, because they are literally destroying their own communities at a rate never seen before. Unfortunately you will have the occasional woke white simp get caught up and hurt or killed, but in my experience if you keep your head on a swivel, carry if possible, and avoid large groups of certain people, statistically you should be fine. Yeah, you may have a car broken into or stolen, but that’s about it.

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BilbroNaggins 1 point ago

This give me a new perspective on "wedding and joggas" deleted mails.

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SCOTUS 9 points ago

Jog! Kek.

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Nadlers_Belt 3 points ago

More of a prance.

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Jabron661 7 points ago

Look at his skinny lightweight frame, he is 98 pounds soaking wet., he can't even fill out that suit, just hanging on him like a coat rack.

President pussy. What a fag.

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bubadmt 1 point ago

This is relevant here https://youtu.be/avEMud6eTeA

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usernamenottaken 7 points ago

All these traitors really care about is that you buy their book.

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Supersaiyanbroly737 16 points ago

Those traitors do not really care whether anyone buys their book. They already got paid big time through the book deal aka laundered money. Even if their book literally gets zero sales, it can still be on top of the NY Times best-seller list, anyway.

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CantThinkOfUserName 10 points ago

It's all a scam. The book sales never earn enough money to cover the signing bonus paid initially to author the book. And it's a ghost writer that does all the real work.

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thrakkorzog 7 points ago (edited)

Yep, the same company that paid Obama millions for his books just so happened to score a massive billion dollar textbook contracts. No conflict of interest there.

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CantThinkOfUserName 3 points ago

Thanks. I forgot about that detail. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

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Sting 6 points ago

Wait... so he’s a jogger? I don’t know, he’s in a suit and doesn’t seem into it. Maybe he’s only half a jogger.

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OneManBanned 4 points ago

If he's a jogger where's his fitness hammer?

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Mike1234567 4 points ago

Guys stopping hunting down a poor black man going for his daily jogg.

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 3 points ago

The Jogga-In-Chief

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projectarcturus1 3 points ago

The memes are on fire today, Pedes!

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Avenatti2020 3 points ago

Now this is a jogger we should hunt down with the rule of law and politically.

CNN: Trump supporter incites hunting down Obama!

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BilbroNaggins 2 points ago

Do it by the joggers book.

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chopz 3 points ago

"JOGGING"

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GAGASays 2 points ago

Hey, he first heard about it on the news, when all of us did. Can't blame him.

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Miserable_company 2 points ago

Fake news! You can’t jog without a hammer, boots, and a dindunuffin.

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basedtexapede 2 points ago

I really didn't think this "jogger" thing would stick, but boy was I wrong. I see it everywhere now, even on Reddit.

*I use my original account there for nonpolitical hobby stuff.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago

No need to jog, all he has to do is pull a Podesta and change his password to PASSWORD. No one can hack that.

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NoStumpoElTrumpo 2 points ago

That fucking jogger

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PianoPede 2 points ago

This is SPICY

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PotentialWizard 2 points ago

Barry Obama... feckless AND corrupt.

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Freeman 1 point ago

Isn’t the “buy the book” thing analogous to Trump saying “I want no quid pro quo”?

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weltbild 1 point ago

there is no by the book way to wiretap your political opponent

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TampaMAGA 1 point ago

Only a guilty person would send an email like that. Looking at you Susan

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RiverFenix 5 points ago

"Note To Self:

Today, I was in a meeting and I had a poop. The meeting went very well. There was poop. I made sure the meeting included poop. The meeting was with the toilet. The poop, was in the toilet. I proceeded EXACTLY by the book... meaning I stood up, pulled up my pants, wished the toilet a good day and closed the door to seal in the smell. Exactly by the book." - Obama using the Presidential Washroom.

The Book: RULES FOR RADICALS

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remember1776 1 point ago

A gust of wind could take this fucker out

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tainatl99 1 point ago

or you forgot your smokes at the White House!!

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Cyber1776 1 point ago

inb4 Obamas inevitable "I HEARD ABOUT IT ON THE NEWS!" excuse

This guy was such a shitty president that even his excuses just make him into an incompetent idiot whos entire cabinet was up to corrupt shit right under his nose

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sesquipedalienator 1 point ago

president JigJog

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thegeebeebee 0 points ago

Why did the deport button go away?!

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Miserable_company 1 point ago

It didn’t really make sense with the types of reports we can make. It’s not always a deporting issue. My two cents

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thegeebeebee 1 point ago

Makes sense. I can see that. I'll check the update report they do weekly

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RiverFenix 1 point ago

Scary eh... now you can only 'report', but nobody knows where the reports actually go.

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Miserable_company 3 points ago

Mods. My reports have been very quickly addressed

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RiverFenix 2 points ago

If Mods are Gods and reports go to Mods, why didn't the change Deport to Pray?! HUH?!

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thegeebeebee 1 point ago

Same here.

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thegeebeebee 1 point ago

What's wrong with deporting?

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RiverFenix 2 points ago

Nothing as long as you deport me someplace warm.

Freedom comes with me where-ever I go. Despots be warned.

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thegeebeebee 1 point ago

Last night as the most incredible night of my life.

https://youtu.be/0n5cABW8DPU