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Chief_Niggums 115 points ago

Oh. My. Christ. I'm ded 😂

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 62 points ago (edited)

I was very glad I had just put down my cofvevecup when I found that!

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Chief_Niggums 33 points ago

Funny you say that. I work graves, just got off, sipping whiskey.....let's just say my whole coffee table and entertainment center smells like a Commiefornia liquor hand out. Good find, pede.

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K-Harbour 13 points ago

Biden sure seemed sharp enough on those tapes.

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Chief_Niggums 11 points ago

You can be an actor and not be mentally sharp. Look at Robert Deniro...or better yet, simple Jack. Went full retard.

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DocOne 4 points ago

You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Chief_Niggums 2 points ago (edited)

Shit still kills me. Any quote from that movie. Charmin senior for the win!

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago

Coons would get in our garbage cans all the time. Mama'd just chase 'em off with a broom.

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DocOne 3 points ago

Easily Top 5 funniest movies ever.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 7 points ago

I try to steal only the best memes, fren!

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Chief_Niggums 5 points ago

Please continue to do god's work

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 7 points ago

Midnights is the best shift!

The one before sucks. . .

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 5 points ago

Lol same, though I just got home and pounded my usual 6oz of bottom shelf vodka chased with some sprite. This meme certainly made me feel better though.

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago

You mean your covfefe.

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A1waysLurk1ing 3 points ago

Clinton

Ordered

Vince

Foster

Executed

Found

Evidence

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Casualize 8 points ago

Was expecting it to be literally torn in half, was disappointed while not being disappointed.

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Chief_Niggums 5 points ago

Like a child throwing a fit because 2+2 doesn't equal 5.

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GenderlessWookie 4 points ago

My browser was sized just enough where the bottom image was cut off. I read it twice and sat there thinking and smiling to myself that someone did some meme magic and had him tearing it up, literally.

Then it came to me, to scroll down, and I fucking lost it.

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Pedeberrycrunch 39 points ago

"Look, fat. I am President of crossw... puzzl... oh, you know the thing! Now hand me the next page and I'll show you how to Sudoku! Come on, Man!

Text JOE to 588-2300, Empire!"

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 11 points ago

You misspelled seppuku

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Pedeberrycrunch 8 points ago

I'm sad I can only upvote this once.

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NuclearPony 3 points ago

Seppuku is for when he gets called on to testify against hillary and obama

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A1waysLurk1ing 2 points ago

This was not coincidentally Hillary's login and password to her server.

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bubadmt 4 points ago

The pinnacle of geniuses! NO Malarkey here, folks! We're gonna turn everything around and bring back an important three letter word: JOBS! J-O-B-S! So here's the story, go put your telegram players on and send a fax to Joe 30330 and my good friend Corn Pop (bad dude), will contact you with the thing, you know, he'll tell you how.. I mean wh- I mean what, the... The three things about the.. come on man!

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Pedeberrycrunch 4 points ago

I always ROFL at the come on man! Good show, Pede.

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Kerry000 21 points ago

Top KEK

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quarterpac 14 points ago

Da labyrinth ish completes.

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RarestPepe 11 points ago

Did they really say that or is it just Part of the meme 😂?

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QUADBRIX 7 points ago

Dude...

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weltbild 12 points ago

joe is very sharp he can still differentiate all senate grandchildren by smell

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QUADBRIX 6 points ago

Then he follows it up with a confirmation grope.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 6 points ago

Trust But Verify! 🤣

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QUADBRIX 2 points ago

LOL

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RarestPepe 7 points ago

It’s not that far of a stretch „You should see him doing crossword puzzles“ sounds normal compared to some of the shit they are saying to make him look good

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 5 points ago

Sources tell me experts say yes. So no.

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OliverWillis 11 points ago

Hey, if he's sharp enough to run for prez, then he can't claim insanity or whatever in court when he gets questioned on unmasking / burisma / etc.

(Inb4 Debbie Downer defeatists who love to suck the life out of the room by saying it'll never happen... Eat a bag of dicks you filthy pessimists 🤗)

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practicalize 7 points ago

He and Hunter have become the hunted

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LetsCutClass 10 points ago

KEK!

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laughsinamerican 9 points ago

fake news - not a single wrong turn - no joes that perfect

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TampaMAGA 8 points ago

Bahahah, the crossword puzzle killed me.

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Supernova 8 points ago

My grandmother suffered from dementia before she passed and even though she wasn't capable of living on her own anymore or could have a conversation longer than a few minutes at a time, man could she crush crossword puzzles and word searches. She'd go through 5+ books a week.

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CerebralPimp 8 points ago

He IS the one!

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Thearchduke 7 points ago

"What's a 5 letter word for dog faced pony soldier?"

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RiverFenix 10 points ago

Fatty

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 8 points ago

Hunter.

😆

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malarky 3 points ago

CornP

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Dashmoomoo 1 point ago

Biden

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nachosamplerREBORN 6 points ago

KING ME!

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Bucktooth34 3 points ago

Go FISH!

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nachosamplerREBORN 3 points ago

DRAW TWO CORNPOP!

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago

Fizzbin!

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MatthewUSA 6 points ago

My god, he is a genius. I can only clap for such... wisdom.

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PotentialWizard 5 points ago

Good enough for the Left! They don't care that he's a rapist and sold out America for cash.

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de9ebkmd7 5 points ago

And confident! That looks like PEN!

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marshallbanana 5 points ago

Pfff he shoulda gone right after he went down on the second row, that would have been the more efficient solution. Noob!

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Ex-libtard 5 points ago

He graduated with three degrees after all.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago

Joe Biden Approves This Message

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUSYj5zq144

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YuugeNews 2 points ago

Top of his class in Guantanamo

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bluedevilga 5 points ago

Spit out my hash browns for that one. Thank you

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loxdeaddog 4 points ago

the question is.....can he open a jar of pickles?

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SomeSAHM 4 points ago

Y'all are too funny

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Steve_OH 4 points ago

I died! 😂

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SixteenBeatsAOne 4 points ago

Great way to start my morning. 😂

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Aluminoti 4 points ago

7 down 5 letter word for inhaling the odor of children's hair through the nostrils begins with S

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thisisnotatoaster 4 points ago

Nailed it.

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago

Did their campaign actually say this? This is Hillary opening an already opened pickle jar levels of pathetic.

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LittleBlackKat 4 points ago

lol

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Choppermagic 3 points ago

Fake. I can tell because he's not using crayons.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago

Yay! I got another sticky! Thank you Mods!

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Moebius 3 points ago

I laughed so hard I spotted...

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TheThreeSeashells 3 points ago

I don't believe it. He wouldn't have gotten past the second square once he had to commit to a decision.

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago

I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD

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Mitschu 2 points ago

My grandmother also tears through crossword puzzles, with an ink pen to be extra hardcore. Every morning for the last 300 years or so, without fail, her ritual was to have a cup of black coffee, eat a bowl of raisin bran, and do the crossword in the daily paper.

She still does one every morning at the care home, even on the days she can't remember her own name and her handwriting is mephistophelean runes. Some days she'll do the one in the paper before even getting out of bed, go out in the communal lobby naked, ask another resident if she can have today's crossword when they're done with their paper, and then do it again.

Just saying, knowing how to do a crossword isn't a sign of sanity.

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erefernow 2 points ago

Damn. He's good.

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wassupwinners 2 points ago

Would be a lot cooler if the POTUS tweeted this!

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SludgeWarehouse 2 points ago

This is so beautiful!

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Bubtwilu 2 points ago

Looks to me like he is just avoiding all of the black squares RACIST!!

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago

KEK!

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philandy 2 points ago

Whoa, no backtracks this time!

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Kenseth 2 points ago

Lols

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monskiactual 2 points ago

I really want to see a video of biden doing a cross word. That would be some quality entertainment.

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s4001 2 points ago

You owe me a new monitor.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 😂🤣

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anon2309011 2 points ago

Damn it... I knew right wing propaganda was convincing me that Joe isn't mentally capable anymore.

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Reclaimer69 2 points ago

You should see Ken Jennings tear through a Jeopardy board. See this means nothing. Knowing trivia doesn't make you smart, it makes you knowledgeable in random facts. He might know medical info, but he isn't a Doctor.

Crosswords are hard, if you've never done a full weeks worth, or you're bad a trivia. After doing enough of them you discover the words repeat, and the rest are literally just trivia questions/relevant to the puzzle theme. They are easier than Sudoku and you can quote me on that. Regardless of difficulty level, if it takes you more than 30 to 45 minutes to complete a puzzle, you just don't do them frequently enough.

So, saying that Joe is "Mentally Sharp" just because he can do crosswords is a Non Sequitur. Seriously, I'm wondering what this has to do with anything at all, who are they trying to impress here. Because he's got a long way to go if crosswords are all they can reference.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago

My First 3000+ Submission! THANK YOU ALL WHO UPVOTED'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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j_mobbin 2 points ago

Meme this into reality, seriously let’s make his team defend him by hosting a video of him doing a crossword!!!

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MindsetRoulette 2 points ago

Nothing gets passed this guy...

Especially small children.

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago

Biden sucks at crossword puzzles.. he didnt even take the shortest path possible to the end...pathetic and low energy

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Magaman_2 1 point ago

making fun of handicapped people is wrong

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago

If making fun of Biden is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

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The_Anti_Chreddit 1 point ago

Get the milk! The memes are spicy today.

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slickrock 1 point ago

If Biden were a Republican, the fake stream media would be asking every (R) if he is a placeholder; now that he performed his real mission; to knock out Bernie, and then follow up with is there a plan to replace Biden at the last minute.

"Will you state now and for the record that Biden will be the nominee?"