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ProphetOfKek 186 points ago

Hear me out: what if he actually WAS the best they had to offer? 😂😂🤣

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RiverFenix 85 points ago

I'm pretty sure we (back on T_D) had concluded in like.. March 2017 or before.. that the Dems didn't really HAVE any candidates and would be forced to launch a last minute candidate with name recognition, like Michael Obama or Chelsea Clinton.

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bubadmt 65 points ago

Michael was their ace in the hole, but Crooked still has her eye on her turn.

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-Howitzer- 55 points ago

Big Mike Obama would never make it now because all of Obama's corruption is coming out.

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ThePenisBetweenUs 34 points ago

I still think Tulsi was their best chance at beating trump.

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A1waysLurk1ing 61 points ago

And if you take a peek under the covers of her "I'm a Woman Veteran" veneer, her ENTIRE PLATFORM was 100% mainstream postmodern horseshit as all the rest.

Tulsi is a shill.

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Wheredidiputit 49 points ago

Correct. Got so sick of muh Tulsi fan boys on TD. Just because you'd want to fuck her doesn't make her a good candidate.

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azpx000 18 points ago

I didn't like her platform except for the anti-war stuff, but I thought she had a spine and deserved some respect. At least until the 'bravest' thing she could do was a "present" vote at the impeachment sham, then immediately hitched her cart to Biden.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 16 points ago

Here's the thing: Yup, she's as rotten as they come when it comes to Democrat candidates, and she shouldn't be elected to any office, really.

But (and you knew there was a 'but', right?) in terms of electability, she actually had a stronger case for the 'independent' crowd to vote her way than any of the rest. Maybe it was a relativity thing, but when compared to the marching shitshow that was the Democrat candidate field, she appeared reasonable.

(Tim Pool's crush notwithstanding, natch.)

Therein lies the reason why folks rightly think that Tulsi was the best (not successful, but best) chance they had.

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Weremoose 9 points ago

Guarantee you that you don't want to fuck her either unless you're middle age or desperate

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VeryDustyWeeb 4 points ago

this, never trust any Blue Politician, Trump 2020 and we will have a suitable successor in 2024.

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chahn1138 2 points ago

BINGO!

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thisguy883 13 points ago

This.

Everyone liked her (even some pedes) because she is "hot" and stood up to crooked Clinton.

Big whoop. She's a democrat. I'm convinced more than ever that anyone with a "D" next to their name, is crooked somehow.

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Meddlesom 8 points ago

Tulsi Gabbard hot... oh how standards have fallen. She looks like Admiral Adama stole President Roslin's cancer wig.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 12 points ago

And that's sad.

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago

Tulsi was more of the "gun to my head and I HAVE to vote Democrat" type of candidate (The same opinion I've had of Joe Lieberman and Jim Webb), yes she was the best of the bunch but that's like saying she's the smartest kid in the troubled youth class. She still would not have beaten Trump she just would've made the election more like 60 percent Trump 40 percent Tulsi instead of 99 percent Trump 1 percent Biden.

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thisguy883 8 points ago

Anyone who has to vote a certain way because of a metaphorical gun pointed at their heads shouldn't be part of the party holding said gun.

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MegaMagaManX 2 points ago

But they also refer to themselves as "woke"...

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Wheredidiputit 4 points ago

I think it was the Starbucks guy.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago

Tulsi could have been the democrat's Trojan Horse. She is just as sick and twisted as the rest of them, but she hides it better, and could convince never-Trumpers, independents, and fence-sitters to vote "for the lesser evil"... even though they'd be just as buttfucked by her as any other democrat.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 2 points ago

Agreed! She was terrible and I was very relieved to see her go. But she was so much better of a candidate than Lieawatha or Cameltoe.

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10MeV 7 points ago

Obama's corruption is a dead end. Nothing will happen to him, nothing will stick to him. He has the entire media complex running interference for him, who will do nothing but surround him screeching about the unfair Bad Orange Man.

I will be pleasantly surprised, but definitely surprised, if any charges are actually filed against any of Preezy BOs flying monkeys in the FBI, DOJ, or any other alphabet agency.

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kyblugrass 3 points ago

True, but it calls into question everything he's ever said, done, and in present day, who he backs. Same as Tara Reade accusing Joe Biden and the lack of media circus its getting sinks #MeToo credibility and its use as a political weapon going forward. Only the "Blue no matter who" crowd with blow it off. The damage to political capital moving forward will matter more than any jail time, or even indictments.

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SordidPontification 1 point ago

It also limits "Big Dick" Mike's potential, as -Howitzer- said, through association.

Sure, nothing will ever happen. It's obvious nothing will happen with Barr's nonsense since he's already all but admitted he's not going to explore prosecution (never mind all the people who agreed with this sentiment getting downvoted a week or two ago here on TD!).

BUT... the prospect of more information coming out after another Obama running that could potentially lead to harm to others beyond Barry is probably enough to keep her quiet for the time being.

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AR14operator 3 points ago

Time to deploy Oprah.

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago (edited)

That's not corruption coming out...

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chahn1138 1 point ago

True! Glorious!

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ronnidonni 2 points ago

You mean the ace in Barack’s hole. Fixed it for you.

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PalmerEldritch 1 point ago

MO would be the untouchable candidate - a Black Woman [read: Trans] - anything POTUS says would be racist/sexist.

Not likely to run tho... Don't think she can handle the scrutiny and certainly would not be able to outgun President Trump.

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Bernier4Canada 14 points ago

I don't buy that Michelle would ever be so stupid as to attach the obama "legacy" to the sinking ship that is Biden's campaign.

Why would they risk the ultimate embarrassment of having an obama LOSE to Trump?

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thisguy883 7 points ago

Most likely this.

I smell a 2024 run by big Mike.

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Meddlesom 4 points ago

Trump needs to destroy the entire Obama legacy and expose him for the traitor he is and make sure this doesn't happen.

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SordidPontification 2 points ago

There's enough out there now that he could easily do this, if he had a small amount of cooperation.

I'm not optimistic it'll lead to anything, but it might tarnish a possibility of her running. The other side is that she's just not likable.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago

I'm not saying it's a good idea - they just happened to back themselves into that ugly corner.

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preferredfault 10 points ago

Ironically, that might be one thing we can give Obama credit for. He bankrupted the DNC pushing his koolaid for him, and the MSM turned him into such a messiah that no one could compare. They polished the Obama turd to such a shine, that no one else could be seen in the blinding light it reflected.

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SordidPontification 2 points ago

He didn't build that! Someone else made that...

...oh. This could actually work both ways, now that I think about it, given his grooming as an empty suit for the sole purpose of making any criticism of him about race.

And the ship still sunk.

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BC1224 2 points ago

Gabbard and Buttigeg would have put up a decent fight. Gabbard is likeable and can throw out a good verbal jab (she basically ended Kamala Harris single handedly in the one debate). Buttigeg was a robot, but people were excited about him. Him splitting NH with Sanders is very notable, since NH is basically home field for sanders. He'll probably be back in '24. Not Gabbard, she thinks for herself to much and talked back to Queen Hillary.

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Seadgs 36 points ago

If they actually go with Biden beware the VP

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MaxineWaters4Prez 24 points ago

This is more important than you realize.

In the clown world alternate timeline: They're going to try to steal this election, and have Joe step down on the advice of his physician and/or family due to declining mental health very soon after inauguration.

He'll resign with "dignity and grace", on every magazine cover and talk show. They'll chastise anyone continuing the investigations into his treasonous criminal record. "Leave the poor old man alone, he's a victim of dementia!".

The VP is the presidential plant.

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Wheredidiputit 11 points ago

Shepherd Candidate. That's all he is.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago

I cannot for the life of me imagine why they would pick her for veep. She has no qualities for presidency.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago

In her head, yes.

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Cyer6 4 points ago

Ask him to step down... maybe.

They may put together a cabinet of "like-minded" people and give it about 6 months for the public to settle down from the election. Then use the 25th A to remove him and install their new Manchurian Candidate. Which will probably be Abrams or Kumula.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago

They won't have to enact 25A. I'm sure he knows enough to see he's not in any condition to hold presidency. This gives him a "legacy" out.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 4 points ago

Big Mike will be announced as VP.

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slickjayd 6 points ago

my guess is this was what they were planning, till ObamaGate put a wrench in their plans. that's probably why we're being bombarded with that GA "Governor".

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SordidPontification 2 points ago

They couldn't go with the big dick of identity politics, so they're going with the one who's got a gap large enough to serve as a loading dock for offloading truckloads of donuts down her gob.

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Bernier4Canada 4 points ago

Biden has said himself that the VP needs to be ready to take over on (or even before) day one.

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ServerTowerofBabel 14 points ago

An empty vessel they can command or replace.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago

2016: They're not sending their best.

2020: I was wrong, that was the best they had.

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MikesBigJockstrap 7 points ago

They're not sending their best.

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Vinyl_Hunter 7 points ago

You having a “I am Spartacus” moment?

Really is strange how that stereotypical closet case Cory Booker couldn’t get any traction....🤷🏻‍♂️😂

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Mike 5 points ago

Hear me out: what if he IS not actually the real candidate? What if he is a transition candidate as he let slip a while ago.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/may/17/joe-biden-vice-president-sweepstakes-intensifies-a/

https://ballotpedia.org/Democratic_National_Convention,_2020

A brokered DNC convention is something we should all consider seriously

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago

Oh we know Joe isn’t going to be the candidate. However, what if there truly isn’t anyone more electable?

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Mike 4 points ago (edited)

Agreed, however; there is one thing to consider. A lot of self-proclaimed "walk-away" democrats say they plan to vote for President Trump. That said - it has been shown over and over that within the psychology of the typical democrats mindset, they tend to fall in love on the first date. All it took for them to love BHO, a man who nobody knew, was a single speech at a DNC convention when he was a senator and they elevated him to the highest office with no vetting process. Hook, meet line and sinker. They completely dumped there queen Hillary in favor for this unknown. Genuine loyalty is not a hallmark tradition of democrats and even the walk-aways can be manipulated to return to the bug zapper

Do you think for a minute another charismatic, good looking young fresh face, full of promise and potential could not come out of nowhere to mesmerize the democrat mindset and have them falling in love on first site. Flipping the walk-away voters right back to the plantation is not a tall order. Another dark horse could do just that. Trump needs every vote he can get -- including walk-away democrats to win this election or he will lose it. The playing field is not balanced and voter fraud is very real in favor of democrats. It must be a blow out to ensure victory

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sharkman100 3 points ago

Honestly, Pete buttplug probably would have been the wise choice. All my lib friends loved that dude. They got red pilled and joined the trump train a few months ago.

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kyblugrass 2 points ago

Going strictly by his rhetoric he doesn't scare moderates, and progressives may look past that because "Diversity" , but big portions of the Democrat caucus will not vote for a gay guy, and those portions reside in some key states. I could see him in the cabinet maybe.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago

He wouldn't have gotten the black or hispanic vote.

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sharkman100 2 points ago

Of course not

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Farmerbob1 2 points ago

I am surprised they didn't convince Oprah to run.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago

If you judge on the metric of corruption and sexual depravity sure.... I mean it is the DNC we are talking about.

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago

So your saying I have a chance?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago

Username checks out

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago

I have a feeling you are right. I was hoping for Pochantas for the IRL shitposting opportunities. I planned to bring a foam tomohawk and lead the other pedes in a war chant. Then I'd just sit back and harvest my KeKs

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Meddlesom 2 points ago

He is. He absolutely is.

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HilarityComplex 36 points ago

I can't think of a democrat that could beat Trump. Not one.

He took their game from them and beat them at it.

He has shown that he can not only fix the problems that he sees, but can also fix the problems that the democrats complain about too.

Which is something you aren't actually supposed to do. Fix things.

You just complain and make the government bigger and more powerful.

Not actually fix things.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 20 points ago

What you just said is why we should abolish the profession of "politician" and never let them near an office again.

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Weremoose 5 points ago

Fine to say, but how do you accomplish this?

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thisguy883 6 points ago

Getting rid of political science would be a start.

Make it a hobby instead of an actual degree.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 3 points ago

How 'bout we start with term limits and see where that takes us?

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Meddlesom 2 points ago

After term limits, we also have to figure out a way from stopping special interests from just putting one sock puppet into place after another. We would just get a new clone in that seat every four years.

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SwampMonsterJesus 3 points ago

But how do I complete my Civ campaign without the politician profession?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 3 points ago

Focus on scientific research and become the first to assemble and launch a spaceship, winning a Space Race victory. Space Force!

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SwampMonsterJesus 2 points ago

Now this is how you Civ.

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Miasmo 12 points ago

That's exactly right. When you fix something, you can no longer campaign on it.

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Tonightm01 8 points ago

They are a far left-wing party. There aren't any moderates left.

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HilarityComplex 1 point ago

Which also means the Republican party has adopted a lot of moderate democrats.. which has pulled that party further left.

The Republican party needs to split, I think, into the Republicans and a group consisting of freedom caucus-like individuals.

The actual small government, individual liberty types. The ones that stick to their principles.

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Rage 6 points ago

It's funny, I would have voted straight republican ticket no matter what, until Trump. Now, there are a lot of republicans (actually rinos) that I won't vote for.

That said, Trump should leverage his second term into the creation of a new 3rd party to replace the republicans. It will be the only way forward for the republican voter in my opinion. Both parties have been tarnished beyond repair.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago

The problem we face is that in splitting the republican party, we would no longer have the numbers to beat the democrats... the democrats have to fracture first, and although they currently are fractured between the good ol' plantation democrats and the new socialist/communist democrats, they still unify and vote party at the booth.

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Rothbard 1 point ago

Any good dem is hanging low waiting for Trump to leave in 5 years and building up cash reserves for 2024.

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IncredibleMrE1 23 points ago

Look, fat

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yper 18 points ago

Don’t count on it...they are going to dump him like used luggage before or at their virtual convention. Stay frosty 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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CantThinkOfUserName 14 points ago

Biden is a stand-in for the real candidate.

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Lady_MaGa 11 points ago

I agree. They want to put in someone last minute so Trump can't study his opponent and so there won't be debates. I also believe they may want Trump to win so they can cheat wins in the house and senate and then go all out scorched earth abuse and impeachment on a 1000 articles. That's how nasty these fuckers are.

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CantThinkOfUserName 4 points ago

I could see that too, Dems put all their resources into control of Congress and go for impeachment again.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago

Well, the bigger problem is that after the 2020 census, red states are going to lose significant numbers of electoral votes and seats in the house because of the mass influx of illegal aliens and refugees that Obama sent in. Democrats were playing for this census, and we were unable to stop them. The 2020 election is basically a throw away election at this point because the democrats have likely secured the presidency through the electoral college from 2024 onward.

We probably lost the country because of this census, and it's unlikely that we will get it back.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago

Come on man! Total MALARKEY! Look fat, there's three things.-- number ONE, I don't work for you. JACK, you're a damn liar man, you're full of shit. Let's take this outside man, we'll do some push-ups and we'll see who's senile. Number fou-- number I mean number FIVE, if you don't like it go vote for the other Biden. PERIOD. So here's the deal, everyone asks me wh- why, they ask and it's just.. why-why-why-why-why? You're getting nervous man! Calm down, it's okay! My friend Barack America helped me a few years back. It was him, CornPop-- bad dude. My times up. Wait why am I stopping? Folks, go text COMEONMAN to Joe 30330 and.. my times up. Yes sir. PERIOD. PERIOD!

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CantThinkOfUserName 1 point ago

Kek. Is the Biden insult bot on thedonald.win now?

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memewar_pepe 1 point ago (edited)

Imagine if they give it to mini-Mike! I'd love that! It would be a final wake-up call for some latent liberals that still think they can trust the DNC. Anyone then still voting blue, is a totally lost cause, and will probably need psychiatric attention after the next 4 years of winning.

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Pleepleus 10 points ago

Wouldn't surprise me if Democrats nominate someone else taking away democrat voters ability to choose in dumb things called primaries...

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 8 points ago

We’ve seen what they can justify in the name of crisis.

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Winning_Bigly 7 points ago

You mean like 2016 where Hillary basically forced them to pick her because she had the money to keep the DNC going.

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MindsetRoulette 12 points ago

"We need more old white men in the white house!" - Democrat voters.

bonus points if he's a misogynist.

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Semper 12 points ago

They had 30 candidates to choose from and they went with uncle kid sniffer

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memewar_pepe 2 points ago

But he sniffed the kids of our great and very cool savior Obama the Great! He's blessed by his tan suit swag, and has freed himself from any whiff of racism by being buddies with the great black president. May the Obama flow through him, and save us all from the biggest threat to our multicultural utopia today: Bigotry

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MuadDon 11 points ago

Trump is a racist, a misogynist, a failed businessman, a traitor, a Russian puppet, and is destroying every relationship the US has with foreign nations. Seems pretty bad, right? We have 3 years to reverse this abomination and field a champion. Let's go with Joe Biden.

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Lean 1 point ago

I am 2 of those things.

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memewar_pepe 1 point ago

Ladies and gentleman, low and behold, our democratic candidate: joe biden also known as "not trump".

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VoxVulgaris 9 points ago (edited)

Here's what you're all missing:

Since the Obama administration, there's been a sea-change in the Democrat Party: it is no longer structured like the old Democrat Party, where the party puts up its best person to lead the party.

It is now structured like the old Soviet Politburo, where governing is done by committee. The current Democrat Politburo is composed primarily of a cadre of members of the Obama administration: Obama---primarily Obama---Pelosi, Jarrett, Kerry, Brennan, and a load of secondary members in important places, like Podesta, Comey, Rice, Power, etc. They've created a Shadow Government, and this is what is resisting Trump.

They put forward Biden as the least offensive, or most acceptable, to the average ignorant Dem voter, just like they put forward Hillary, despite her many illnesses. Ask yourself: why would a political party put forward an impotent leader? Because they are not intended to lead.

Hillary didn't realize she was basically going to be a figurehead---all the policy decisions would be coming from the Swamp; that is, every closet Lefty that has been installed for the last couple of decades. Hillary was meant to be Obama's 3rd term, just as Biden is intended to be Obama's 3rd term.

Let's not give Obama a 3rd term!!!!!!!!!!

Once the Left has taken over the presidency, their goal will be to keep power under the pretext of fair elections, which are, nevertheless, always crooked.

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incogneato 4 points ago

it is no longer structured like the old Democrat Party, where the party puts up its best person to lead the party. It is now structured like the old Soviet Politburo, where governing is done by committee

I think you are 100% correct. Though aren't the Clintons on the committee, too?

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VoxVulgaris 2 points ago

I started to include them, but I wonder. If so, they'd serve in a reduced capacity. The real control would come from Obama,

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HeIsVigo 8 points ago

Honestly Biden is a dream candidate. He’s barely there, corrupt, no need to blackmail him or offer him anything other than the title President. For the Bureaucratic/Corporatist Democrat Party that is a dream come true. They govern he “rules”. History is rife with this going back to Rome and before. Amazing how the Bureaucrats and Special interests, in earlier days the Court and Aristocracy, are still at it in the modern era. Same shit different century.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago

Imagine getting a phone call and the person on the other end of the line says "We can make you president and you don't have to do anything at all except what we tell you. Imagine having all that power, glory, money, fame, for virtually no effort. You can quit any time you like, too; we've got that covered!"

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Dashmoomoo 2 points ago

Agreed.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 8 points ago (edited)

I feel the same way about bringing corrupt DC to justice.

THREE.

WHOLE.

YEARS.

And still a bunch of talk and tick tock and the uniparty/swamp succeeding in protecting their own from any REAL measure of justice.

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Inkwell 7 points ago

The Biden candidacy is actually super interesting. He's obviously not well, everyone can see that. There's no excitement among the Democrats for him and certainly not like the excitement that Trump has. Yet, his position as the assumed candidate was clearly orchestrated from on-high.

Is he really their bet? Are they going to pull some HBO-tier drama at the convention? Have they simply accepted they're going to lose, don't care, and plan to rag on the Electoral College again after Biden loses? Will he drop after he gets elected in order to install a VP that wouldn't normally be palatable to the electorate?

Hell, the controversy over his own candidacy might be the closest thing to excitement that ole' Joe has seen in the past thirty years!

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago

Hell, the controversy over his own candidacy might be the closest thing to excitement that ole' Joe has seen in the past thirty years!

If only he was still here to see it!

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Meddlesom 2 points ago

They don't have to rag on the electoral college anymore... the 2020 census is going to see a significant power shift from red to blue states because of the massive influx of illegal aliens and refugees that Obama started. We were unable to stop it, we were unable to get a citizenship question added to the census, and thanks to the Wuhan Flu, the census is being done through the mail. The democrats have likely succeeded in shifting enough electorals and seats in the house from red to blue states to secure the electoral college from 2024 on.

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RahkeemTheMachine 6 points ago

Meme needs the Democrat logo on it

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asparaghosi [S] 4 points ago

Thank you. That's a great idea.

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RahkeemTheMachine 2 points ago

Good luck on the meme battlefield

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FaRmErX2000 5 points ago

I dont think people will be " PokeMon going to the polls " for Biden. I'm not sure who they might pick, but at this point, what difference does it make

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BonerDonor 4 points ago

Tim Pool has a theory, that I agree with, that the DNC is planning on shoehorning in their chosen one right before the elections.

Why?

The Democrat base is 100% communist. Winning the primary (without rigging) and winning the general are mutually exclusive possibilities.

Okay, so just rig the primary like they did for Hillary. True, but then you run into a second problem: everyone knows who was chosen in advance and the Republicans get a whole year to craft their message against him/her.

What's even better? Rig the primary so Mr. Fucking Magoo wins, then gets admitted to a nursing home. Oh no, we've got no candidate, everyone else already dropped out of the race. Let's just choose a new guy at the convention.

I guarantee it'll be another Obama. Someone with no history, no resume, no student records, no birth certificate, literally a fucking synth. He'll be half Asian, fully gay, and have some kind of hopey changey slogan.

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Wintergreen 1 point ago

Yeah except even Obama was well-known going into 2008. He gave a memorable speech during the convention of 2004. Not sure who they got on their bench they can just drop in the ticket.

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BonerDonor 1 point ago

I'll laugh my dick off if it's AOC

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PepperJackButter2024 1 point ago

It has to be Susan Rice. The idea being they'll claim any investigations of her actions improper since she's running. The narrative will be Biden/Rice should be off limits until after the election.

This leaves Yates swinging in the wind but they'll never charge, try, convict, sentence... by November so they stall as best they can and bet it all on the outcome of an election one more time.

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Rothbard 4 points ago

Nah they want Biden.

  1. If he flukes at and wins he is easily controlled. Wilson 2.0 but even more compliant.
  2. If he doesnt win. All the Dems and dem groups will raise a shit load over the next 5 years due to TDS. Theyll make a fortune. They get more speeches more funding etc.
  3. Any good candidate does not want to go against Trump. So they are happy to let Biden get slaughtered.
  4. The only loses are the lower ranking dems who may lose their seats but the power brokers in the party are old and have safe seats so they dont care. If anything it kills off future challenges.
  5. Trump makes them famous. Nobody knew Pelosi or Schumer until Trump.
  6. The Republicans will probably control the courts for a few decades but who cares you make millions.

In conclusion if you are a corrupt dem who is high up Trump is not that bad. Sure it would be nice for Biden to win but Trump has positives as well.

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CarlosCornPopDelecto 4 points ago

It is also why they worship the coronavirus, and they're using it to destroy the entire human race. They have nothing else to pin their hopes on. They're bankrupt.

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Juzeza 3 points ago

I laughed way too much at this. Thank you op

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Bbasher 3 points ago

True, True.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago

Dem whitewashers: "People have a favorable view of Old Uncle Joe, and a vote for him is actually a vote for his VP and his advisors who will run rings around blumpf!!! It's 4D chess and the poll numbers prove we're going to win!"

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Rugburner 3 points ago

"Depressed"? More like psychotic. Does your theory account for that? Lol

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Tellman125 2 points ago

The conversation I've had so many times - I ask someone why they support Biden, and they go, in one way or another, "Anybody is better than Trump!!! Anybody!!!" And that reminds me of how effective the "Anybody But Bush" ("A.B.B.") effort was in 2004...

https://www.google.com/search?q=Anybody+But+Bush&rlz=1C1CHMO_enUS568US569&sxsrf=ALeKk02hO3YGiP3IwJic1xOuc04y17-juQ:1589919850538&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjUi6b_4MDpAhXtY98KHbuBBLUQ_AUoAnoECGAQBA&biw=1600&bih=757

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FreedomFromGovt 2 points ago

They are planning to game the system, as they always do. They don't give a shit about Biden. It's his running mate who's important. If Biden wins, he'll step down 30 minutes after taking the oath, and his Veep finishes his term, and then gets two terms of their own.

In 12 years, the communists will have so many people dangling from the government teat that the nation will never break free without another revolution/civil war. But demographically, it'll be impossible because the engine of oppressive authoritarianism is being fashioned as we speak. Assembly, in any way, will be illegal...shoot on sight for defying quarantine will be implemented.

By then, they will have had 12 years to disarm the public, thoroughly politicize the military, gut the country of its remaining rightists (Covid's a great 'stain eraser') and import whole new cadres of foreigners who will vote whatever way they're told so long as they get to loot the country of its last vestiges of wealth.

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BasedCostanza91 2 points ago

It's Creepy Joe or its Bike Mike or Soylent Green Cuomo

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Ghostie 2 points ago

Can't wait to hear shallow, meaningless rhetoric about a second impeachment from the dems for 4 more years.

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Tonightm01 2 points ago

Also a pedo and sexual predator in his spare time.

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CaptainWinston 2 points ago

Big Mike is coming.

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A1waysLurk1ing 2 points ago

I believe that he was chosen so that they could replace him in a completely UNDEMOCRATIC way.

This seems to be the MO of the entire party now.

100% Luciferian (opposite) of what is superficially visible.

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MatthewUSA 2 points ago

Joe Biden be like: What Alzheimer patient? Is the other Joe ok?

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago

That’s what happens when you spend 3 years in denial and trying to fight an outcome that you’re never going to change, instead of using that time wisely, like a true leader, and prepping for the next election

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random2020 2 points ago

They didn't think Trump was going to be in for 4 years. He was supposed to be peach mints and out of office.

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago

When I get into it with lefties, which is often, this is exactly my message to them.

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Lispychicken 2 points ago

All they had to do was take everything great President Trump has done since day 1 (which is extensive) and then say they'd do more of the same, and even better.

They were supposed to challenge him by stating they'd one up him for America, and instead they tried to cheat the system to tear everything down.

brilliant morons.

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Scumbag-reddit 2 points ago

The beautiful part is they had about 30 candidates. 30. And Trump destroyed every single one.

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CarlosCornPopDelecto 2 points ago

The coronavirus is literally their only hope.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago

That's "politically corrupt pedophile rapist Alzheimer's patient"... Joe worked hard to get where he is. Give him the credit he deserves.

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nameofauser 1 point ago

Me for prezident - I will give free pony to all - #Ponynomics

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nothegreatrefuser 1 point ago

What everyone forgets--or didn't notice--is that the Democrat party was absolutely decimated under Obama at the state level. They lost governor races and state legislature races hand over fist. This means there are almost no up and comers in the Democrat party. This means that there literally is NO ONE ELSE. Why do you think losers like Beto O'Rourke and Stacy Abrams have stayed relevant?

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Deplorable_in_PA 1 point ago

Imagine being Fauxahontas, Kammallah, or ButtyGrab and realizing you lost the primary to Gropin' Joe...

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Wintergreen 1 point ago

I still say it is going to be Hillary in the end. She's never gone.

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Choppermagic 1 point ago

He still is the best. The rest are all full out communists. Biden pretends to be moderate

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makethemwatch 1 point ago

It was stunning to watch all of the people beating biden in the polls fold because they were afraid of Bernie

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FakeNametag 1 point ago

The beatings will continue, and then they will try Jeb!

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makethemwatch 1 point ago

I truly want the Democrats to put forward a strong leader with solid character and morals that can compete with the don. Cant think of who that might be tho

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PotentialWizard 1 point ago

Dems have no standards and will still try to lie and cheat their way into the White House, even with Dementia Joe.

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H_Guderian 1 point ago

The primaries swinging so wildly jsut shwos their panic to jsut vote for whoever had Momentum because whoever has popular support amongst extremists surely will surely will the center back!

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Strategerium 1 point ago

Aw, don't be like that, Dems. I mean, he could have creutzfeldt-jakobs or kuru.

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incogneato 1 point ago

Actually, the Democrats are going with either Killary or Big Mike. The Alzheimers patient is just the smokescreen they're using to get her/him onto the ticket.

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Headline_Correction 1 point ago

HA! - better a bad decision than none I suppose....