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Snugmeatsocks 193 points ago +194 / -1

Anytime Kayleigh says “I’m glad you asked that” to you...just go ahead and grease your butthole up. Because she’s goin in deep

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Joeret 93 points ago +94 / -1

And the way she points at them, I don’t know, it just seems so delicate and then she unloads on them with the power of 10000 suns.

She goes on the offensive more than Sean or Sarah and just the way she does it is so satisfying.

It’s actually really great.

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Vegas_red 67 points ago +68 / -1

I liked Sarah but always felt like she missed something in her replies and they ended up a little vague like all press spokesmen. Kayleigh is totally a trump response

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Choctaw 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well to be fair, unless you are under oath, you are never required to give someone an answer or even the answer they want, much less the specificity they want. Better to say "I do not know" or "At this time I can't give you that answer" than present a half truth or a falsehood.

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Vegas_red 12 points ago +12 / -0

My point was not that she was good as a normal presser but lacked the zingers

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FreeBased1 11 points ago +11 / -0

I agree with Vegas Red. I'm loving Kayleigh more than Sarah, so that's saying a lot.

She seems to have more spice/fire than Sarah, and has far fewer fucks to give.

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drsowells1fan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Any woman that's gone through a prophylactic double mastectomy is a baller. Full stop. (Excluding Angelina Jolie, fuck her. )

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magajew 11 points ago +11 / -0

I agree. I have mad respect for Sarah Huckabee Sanders but the way Kayleigh does it with a smile must be so fucking infuriating to the reporters.

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, they have already admitted that they think smiling is assault.

Just ask Nick Sandmann.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

They keep getting better. The next Press Secretary will simply vaporize them as soon as they ask one of their dumb ass adversarial questions.

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pede-o-saurus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Watching this clip, I imagined this meme parody video:

2016: Short clip: Spicer comes out, battles press

2017: Short clip: Sarah puts press back in their place

2019: Short clip: Kayleigh eviscerates commie propagandist

2022: "Please welcome our new robot press secretary"

Robot press secretary: "Yes, you in the front..."

Commie propagandist: <spews commie propaganda thinly disguised as question>

Robot press secretary: "I'm glad you asked that." <tases commie propagandist, who thrashes around wildly on the floor>

Commie propagandist: "Aarrgh! Aarrgh! Orange Man Bad!"

Robot press secretary: "I see you have a follow-up question." <tases commie propagandist again>

Commie propagandist: "Aarrgh! Please stop! I admit it, I'm fake news! I'm fake news!"

Robot press secretary: "Thank you." <points to next reporter> "Yes, April, your question?"

CarpeDonktum, are you listening? :)

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1laughing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant

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BaconIsNotHaram 48 points ago +49 / -1

“I didn’t get into journalism to feel bad about myself!”

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BaconIsNotHaram 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not necessarily. I just assume that’s how they all are feeling once the president or Kayleigh gets through each of them

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MAGANatsFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

This. This response made my day. Now i have figure out how to get that into a conversation.

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Induceddrag 6 points ago +6 / -0

If she was a pro wrestler it would involve jumping off the top turn buckle with a folding chair.

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-BasedCentipede- 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

"It was at that moment he realized... he fucked up"

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fthecoup 87 points ago +88 / -1

Damn. She is hot. On all levels.

Such a good question: why don't these journalists do thier jobs instead of being Democrat employee propaganists.

She should ask: Please tell me any good, positive or supportive story concerning President Trump that has aired on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, or CBS over the last three years.

Isn't it weird, peculiar, bizarre, improbable that there are none? What are the odds of that? How can that be explained other than the media are Democrat employee propagandists?

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knightofday 34 points ago +36 / -2

They’re well aware on both sides that the media is kabooky theater.

If the press didn’t say what they’re told they’d be fired.

They’re soo soft, soo spineless that they’ll do or say anything just to keep their worthless jobs. Imo many of them are hired specifically to push disruption and disinformation, if I had to guess a very small percentage actually hired on actually wanted to do real “journalism”.

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Scooby 17 points ago +18 / -1

Active measures is a term for the actions of political warfare conducted by the Soviet security services to influence the course of world events, in addition to collecting intelligence and producing "politically correct" assessments of it. Active measures range "from media manipulations to special actions involving various degrees of violence". Beginning in the 1920s, they were used both abroad and domestically. They included disinformation, propaganda, counterfeiting official documents, assassinations, and political repression, such as penetration into churches, and persecution of political dissidents.

Active measures included the establishment and support of international front organizations; foreign communist, socialist and opposition parties; wars of national liberation in the Third World; and underground, revolutionary, insurgency, criminal, and terrorist groups. The intelligence agencies of Eastern Bloc states also contributed to the program, providing operatives and intelligence for assassinations and other types of covert operations.

Does any of this sound familiar?

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Conservativechick 7 points ago +7 / -0

If more people could wrap their minds around the literally reality of this, beating the commies would be know problem.

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Same with communism.

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IllKissYourBoobies 3 points ago +3 / -0

'Kabuki' lol

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MagnanimousDonkey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not improbable at all when you realize orange man bad, racist.

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MegaMagaMan13 6 points ago +6 / -0

My dad is major anti-trump but claims to be down the middle. Whenever I try to discuss media bias - "Has there ever been one positive Trump story on these networks?" - his immediate response is the Fox News never ran anything positive on Obama during his entire administration.

He likes to claim that whats happening to Trump is the same as what happened to Obama, and anything extra on top of it is because Trump feeds into it.

I know he is wrong, but I don't have a good comeback for his argument. I feel gaslighted.

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stjdalen 5 points ago +5 / -0

So even if he's right about Fox, that is only one news channel. So one news channel was anti Obama while all the other major news channels were pro Obama

Now take Trump, all major news channels are anti Trump, only one news channel has positive Trump coverage and only sometimes because Fox is not pro Trump except a few hosts, Hannity, Ingraham, Lou Dobbs

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dparks2010 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obama had/has; FBI, CIA, ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, PBS, Univision, Telemundo, Academia, Social Media, the vast number of Newspapers, practically ALL of Hollywood, the music industry, profezsional sports, the television industry including talk shows, and a majority of word leaders - but OMFG there are a handful (not all) of FOXNews hosts who support Trump!! REEEEEE!!!

So Trump can't have one, just ONE of those outlets who defend him? Stop being a fucking dick, Dad.

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fthecoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

....same as what happened to Obama...

NO! NO! NO!

There is the problem—the huge difference—right there!

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davidarowe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it's time we re-normalize attraction between people being about far more than looks. Yes, some people are physically attractive because they are healthy and in-shape, but what makes them really sexy and desirable is strength of character, moral integrity and intellectual honesty.

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EricCharliemella 1 point ago +1 / -0

Operation mockingbird never ended, there is no other explanation.

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BeanieRed 56 points ago +57 / -1

Kayleigh is the genius girl in high school who goes home to immediately study all afternono and night for the next day. These stoner journalists who party all night, patting themselves on the back for trying to stump Trump, have no way to battle this level of intelligence, professionalism and moxie. They are incapable even if they wanted to try.

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dubler6 10 points ago +10 / -0

Excellent analysis. They all have very low energy.

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xBigCoffinHunter 45 points ago +46 / -1

“I’m glad you asked that question...” = Instant pucker

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crusty_curmudgeon 44 points ago +45 / -1

POTUS sure has a gift for picking Press Secretaries. I was worried when Sarah left, but KM is another gem!

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NoBrakes2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought Sanders was a savage, too. Kayleigh just shits all over these people and doesn't give a fuck

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Sass 44 points ago +45 / -1

God, even after she outlines the misconduct the reporter acted like, “Well I don’t see anything wrong!” They aren’t even hiding their bias.

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Brlove0915 34 points ago +35 / -1

It's my favorite thing to see, SHS and now KM treating the press pool like a chew toy.

"So they shoud be in jail?" "Those are your words not mine, but a journalist would look into it"

Vicious. LOL.

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bovineblitz 27 points ago +27 / -0

Saying we don't know what Obamagate is was the go to strategy for the last few days. It's pants on head retarded but it's what they were pushing on Reddit.

They must really have no defense.

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DarkMemeDuck 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's like saying, "Because I'm too stupid to understand it, your argument is invalid."

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PosterIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Mamet Principle: "In order to continue advancing their illogical arguments modern liberals have to pretend not to know things…"

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Texapede66 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw exactly that recenty in a dust-up with a guy in a (normally non-political) Reddit group. He pretended not to know what ballot harvesting was. There were other things, but that was the one that finally lead me to the conclusion that he was in fact a liar and part of the Reddit Orange Man Bad brigade and not just a "guy trying to figure out the truth."

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Sumsuch 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's because they've gone hard on censoring the details, so they can pretend that they're unaware any of the documents even exist.

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OlDirtyBarrister 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always lead on cross, but more importantly never ask a question to which you don’t already know the answer.

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GuacBowls 25 points ago +25 / -0

Never ask the witness an open-ended question on cross-examination.

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TREECE 22 points ago +22 / -0

I see that cross around her neck and it reminds me of her going into a room full of vampires. Nothing makes a liberal more uncomfortable than Christianity. They would feel more comfortable if Marina Abromovic were up there with pentagram necklace.

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drsowells1fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well to be fair, many have probably noshed on a few baby fingers and a blood cocktail or two over dinner at Marina's place.

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AOCs_tits 20 points ago +21 / -1

She's wearing pearls AND a cross as she uses her intellect to beat them about the face and neck like the hysterical passenger in that old "Airplane!" movie. Those poor cucks probably woke up screaming at 2 am when the full measure of their humiliation finally hit home.

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Madinah4 19 points ago +20 / -1

Does anyone know who he is and what he reported on afterwards?

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DeadOverRed 19 points ago +20 / -1

"press secretary attacks freedom of the press"

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EPic 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Piffft what IS this ' OBAMAGATE ' , care to explain ? ? ? "

  *     Thinking   * Fuck fuck fuck please stop explaining, my boss is going to fire me, and no one is hiring fake news reporters anymore. 
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YuugeNews 10 points ago +10 / -0

They think she's a bimbo, so they try their gotcha questions and end up dropping the soap and then crying in the press shower stall.

It's glorious!

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spaceforce_maganaut 8 points ago +8 / -0

My God it's like watching a judo master go against a ten year old.

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prawnexodus 7 points ago +7 / -0

This chick is on fire. She really knows her stuff and is very composed in the face of rabid fake newsers

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MrTrumpsWildRide 7 points ago +7 / -0

Never show up to a battle wits unarmed.

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JimmyNelson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Amazing.

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freemanwhocan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can she be actually better than Sarah Huckabee? Can it be? This stunning woman stuns me every time I hear her speak.

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stjdalen 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm Sarah's biggest fan but it certainly looks like it. Let's hope she can keep it up and she will get a seat at the table with Trump next time he visits Queen Elizabeth II just like Sarah did

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MAG_n_KAG 4 points ago +5 / -1

I bet these reporters take pleasure in getting the abuse from Kayleigh. Purposely ask a dumb question and be like, "oh yes, Kayleigh. Im a bad propagandist. Please hurt me bad."

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PinkoPatrol 4 points ago +4 / -0

I liked Sarah Sanders -- a lot -- but Kayleigh is on an entirely different level. She was born for this, and is very good at it. I hope that this is her breakout role, and that she has nothing but success in the future.

If anyone in Trump's circle is reading this (we know you are), please convey our gratitude to Kayleigh. Excellent work, ma'am.

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Jabblemonkey1 4 points ago +4 / -0

When Sarah Huckabee Sanders left her position, I was worried that the replacement may not be as skilled as she was in dealing with press weasels. Kayleigh seems to have it down. My fears were unfounded.

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HumblePede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so glad you asked that...

I'm happy to talk about...

She is absolutely amazing! Well informed. Not cowed by the gotchas and zingers lobbed at her by the biased 'journalists'. Just love her!

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OlDirtyBarrister 3 points ago +3 / -0

That fucking binder of hers is like a massive wrecking ball.

Boy, when she starts flippin’ pages, u better run the other way 😂

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Ricksauce 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hot and savage with a cross. They’re apoplectic

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_Edgecrusher_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Freedom boner intensifies

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wolfygirl2 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's amazing!

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pb032 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brains and beauty. She is stellar.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's so fucking sexy holy shit

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NoBrakes2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is as close as we get to the Brazilian weather forecast. Very doubtful this is a mistake. She's sharp as a damn tack, but it was a very smart move to pick a visually appealing press secretary.

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stjdalen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump used to run Mrs Universe, he knows what he's doing

One of my favorite pics of Trump, he and Don Jr walking with a group of models leaving the Trump chopper, very Alpha and American

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yah, but the way she keeps dominating the cucks is hot AF

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Ucanttakeskyfromme 2 points ago +2 / -0

The DNC, the 0bama administration and the media perpetrated a treasonous fraud against the American people for monetary and political gain.

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AdmrlNelson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dayum son. She's good!

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

"every time we accuse glumpf of something it's total bullshit so i'm gonna project our complete and utter ineptitude onto you" - filthy lib trash

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BonerDonor 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is an encyclopedia that one reads by being repeatedly hit upon the with

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fuckoffspez 1 point ago +1 / -0

My god. That fucking binder she has.

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malarky 1 point ago +1 / -0

TOAST! That commie probably didn't listen to a word she said because it doesn't fit his bosses narrative.

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Nogozone 1 point ago +1 / -0

WOW!

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slickrock -6 points ago +2 / -8

It's a damn shame that the beautiful, intelligent, and courageous McEnany was not able to take HCQ before her barbaric and unnecessary mastectomy.

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EPic 9 points ago +10 / -1

Borrowing someone else's kids to prop them up as their own biological children.

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thegeebeebee 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck off