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--1-- 76 points ago

If he doesn't already have it, I'd like to offer to buy him that flamethrower.

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MuhammadWuzPedophile 38 points ago

AND MY NAPALM!

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SleazyAtty4sale 29 points ago

Love the smell of it in the morning.

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AmericanJawa 14 points ago

Smells like...victory

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FamburgerHelper 5 points ago

// nods head, adjusts junk //

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68droptop 25 points ago

Can I add some chemicals to make the flames more colorful? You know, just for the aesthetics.

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Industry4 16 points ago

I believe he has a nuclear bazooka now. But, he'll keep your flamethrower in mind in case he needs to incinerate the remains.

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MAGAinControl 10 points ago

BFG 5000 from Doom would be more apt

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TheDonaldVET1 8 points ago

Actually it's the BFG 9000 lol

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Yachipo 6 points ago

There’s a BFG 10000 now. Put a hole I’m the surface of Mars that you can see from space.

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TheDonaldVET1 4 points ago

Yeah just reached that level where they introduce the 10,000 lol

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Ferrous_Tarkus 3 points ago

YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS!

Objective Added: Shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.

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TheDonaldVET1 2 points ago

I know right! Lmao

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Junosu 35 points ago

Make mental note: If you get into a jam, hire Sydney Powell!

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Deplora 1 point ago

Sidney with an I

This woman deserves to have her name spelled right!

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KilroyJCNJ 21 points ago

And gas is cheap right now. . .

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SamQuentin1 21 points ago

All Trump has to do is invite Flynn to the White House and the media will freak the fuck out...

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Twoche 11 points ago

Flynn for FBI Top Dog. Imagine how many forests would be wiped out as the resignation letters were furiously penned. The swamp would drain itself.

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Zadok 4 points ago

Would be like pouring Chlorine in the botany pond.

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donaldschwarzenegger 0 points ago

...and Trump wont do this power move. He will only call them out.

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Rusty_Nut 17 points ago

Give me one good reason why he shouldn't!

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DarkEyedJunco 13 points ago (edited)

S.A.L.T. ~ 'Salt is powerful. And piled as high as the sun. If salt was a weapon...It would be so much fun. It might even shake me ... to make A-salt-gun.' ~ . Hahaha !

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Rojo4mac7 12 points ago

DC insiders fear sunlight? I want truth to set us free and would be happy to see a shakeup of elites.

Anyone remember a EO early in Trump administration concerning "child smuggling" and forfeiture/seizure of assets?

Ultimately, God is in control and Jesus lives!

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Tbaron 12 points ago

Flynn might be perfect as the next FBI director....who better to reform the agency than a wrongfully prosecuted individual. A flamethrower may be what's needed to cut out the cancer of corruption and cauterize the wound to begin a path to redemption.

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Deplora 1 point ago

He needs to be higher up than that. He needs to have clean-up authority over all federal law enforcement and intel agencies.

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msean3231 9 points ago

I like to envision him more as the Orkin Man, with a sprayer on his back doing pest control

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NecturusMaculosus 6 points ago

I. Sure. Hope. So.

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lurkwellmyfriends 6 points ago

And that day would be a blessed day. Amen.

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Nalgahyde 6 points ago

D.C. FBI Insiders FEAR: “General Flynn Might Take a Flamethrower to this Town Before He is Done”

As he should...

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BonerDonor 5 points ago

I've got a 250 gallon propane tank he can borrow.

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Vinyl_Hunter 5 points ago

Burn burn burn it all down And build it back right

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Ballind 4 points ago

I'd carry it, aim it, (conduct a fair and speedy trial,) and pull the trigger myself at his direction.

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671-EVIL 3 points ago

Just wait until Flynn runs for president in 2024. I tweeted that he should run and tagged him. Shortly after, he followed me and upvoted my comment.

If he ran, that would be so exciting and awesome! He would be a worthy Trump successor.

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Sherlock 3 points ago

Elon Musk sells these things called "not a flamethrower"...

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago

Yes please. Trump should appoint Flynn as head of the FBI and let him turn that place inside out.

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671-EVIL 1 point ago

Imagine all the muslim brotherhood roaches running for cover. Flynn does not like the muslim brotherhood aka CAIR

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salvecitizen 2 points ago

And the President is topping up the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. Burn baby burn.

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EdisonHwy 2 points ago

Donate propane tanks to this worthy exercise.

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago

Well I should certainly hope so!

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Latinalover71 2 points ago

I think Trump might beat him to it. Burn bitches burn. Every last scumbag on the government tit needs to be removed by whatever means necessary.

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TrumpVoter1 2 points ago

I really hope so

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago

Good.

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fingerofkek 1 point ago

I’d gofundhim

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RolandDelacroix 1 point ago

FEAR -> HOPE among us Patriots

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angryamerican1964 1 point ago

GOOD DO IT

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Truglow 1 point ago

I love the smell of democrats burning bodies in the morning.

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FL2PC72LE 1 point ago

Once Upon a Time in Washington DC

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Deplora 1 point ago

I want President Trump to make it Flynn's JOB to take a flamethrower to the swamp-town, and especially the FBI and intel agencies.

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Omgwtfbbq 1 point ago

And they would deserve it.

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0kBoomer 1 point ago

I will pay for the fuel -- and maybe one of those Elon Musk Tesla flame throwers that were so popular last year!!! Love to see it!!

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firestorm117 1 point ago

I’ll get the gasoline

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kidfromtheplayground 1 point ago

I hope he roasts those mother fuckers alive! Excuse my french.

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antho_2000 1 point ago

can i send him a Uber vip ? let’s give him more than a flamethrower. a position in the federal government. one mandate : drain the swamp.

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Monzie 1 point ago

Let's freekin go. He'll have the entire country behind him.