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Denvertick 86 points ago +86 / -0

Rocket man did not kill himself

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GooseHonkHonk 50 points ago +50 / -0

Next of kim could not be reached for comment

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deleted 27 points ago +27 / -0
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bamagator 25 points ago +25 / -0

Maybe he had her nudes from when he attacked Sony. The great Sony -> Weinstein -> Hillary connection :p

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DocOne 11 points ago +12 / -1

Downvote for being SOGODDAMNGROSS

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Toucansexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. Down dooted the guy.

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Canuck4Trump2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

Shaved?? Or a broomstick??

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 44 points ago +44 / -0

Suspension of immigration can possibly be a forewarning of war on the horizon. Not likely with Trump, but things are definitely happening behind the scenes.

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Sting 29 points ago +29 / -0

Or he is smart and will take any opportunity he can to limit immigration.

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bill_in_texas 32 points ago +32 / -0

Finally WE are never letting a crisis go to waste.

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UpTrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

It only took one of the greatest leaders in history. Just shows you how weak the GOP is

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Zdenkaga 18 points ago +18 / -0

For the first time, we are using a crisis to HELP America.

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christianknight 12 points ago +12 / -0

Immigration resumes when country opens back up.

Check mate commie scum.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is what I hope, but always watch with the context of the other events happening around the world.

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

It puts the Dims on the horns of a dilemma, if the economy can't be restarted until we reach an unattainable health standard then the borders stay locked.

Which ever way the Dims go a lot of Democrat voters are going to be mad as hell. Stable Genius is playing 4D chess with folks that are bad at checkers.

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bamagator 28 points ago +28 / -0

That’s true. I had not thought about it from that angle. It might be also a big warning of a real red line to China

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xcvi 9 points ago +9 / -0

War seems unlikely with nuclear weapons. BUT things are escalating. Iran just got 2 new high end radar detection systems apparently.

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Thatunknownguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

"high end"

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BuyPepe 4 points ago +5 / -1

So more than an 8 year old with binoculars and a radio on a donkey watching for rockets?

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instead of the Cold War that lasted decades, we may now see a Hot Trade War where the gloves come off. GETOUS was foreshadowing pretty hard when he talked about Chy-Na deliberately misleading us about the Wuhan Whoopsie.

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Farmerbob1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ouch. Yes. There is that possibility.

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pbarnett865 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well we have moved a shit ton of military assets into the Pacific.

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Tonightm01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. It was just to piss of the Dems who are fucking about.

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free-money- 32 points ago +36 / -4

Slow down.

What do you mean, "SK govt goes democrat"? Like they went leftist?

Are you talking about something Trump signed today, around the same time as Kim Jong Un was reported to be in bad condition?

Help the others who don't even know as much as you do...

Also I hope this isn't just a bunch of Q garbage, because we're tired of it.

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Sting 17 points ago +17 / -0

I don’t know why you got downvoted for asking questions.

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free-money- 10 points ago +17 / -7

I probably angered a Qtard. They always just downvote without defending, because they know deep down that the whole thing is a sham.

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DrBJTester 22 points ago +22 / -0

We should only down vote shills or assholes.

Disagreement is never a down vote from me unless there is a massive logic gap or flat earther kind of bullshit.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 11 points ago +12 / -1

What do you mean, "SK govt goes democrat"? Like they went leftist?

Yes

Are you talking about something Trump signed today, around the same time as Kim Jong Un was reported to be in bad condition?

He signed immigration suspension today.

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Leiloni 11 points ago +11 / -0

Every time I see your name it takes me a second to realize you're not being downvoted, but that there's just an extra dash in your name.

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RapidAsparagus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fishing for those pity upvotes.

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NOTWOKE 3 points ago +3 / -0

haha

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NOTWOKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

SK went Democrat the first time the he was elected over there. So I dont get the connection. Some reporter did bring up S. Korea and the defense agreement during Mondays press conference, which to me, felt a bit out of the norm considering the media behavior lately. So with the tin foil hat secured to my noggen I'll observe and wait.

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bamagator 14 points ago +14 / -0

I see this as possibly an internal coup, his sister eating power, China wanting more influence, or just the fact that he was obese and with a family history of heart problems

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Zdenkaga 11 points ago +11 / -0

Occams razor says he ate one too many MacD's

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I_KAKA_DOW_VC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also a chain smoker of Marlboro Red's

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AHickey1995 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hopefully something good. I don’t know if anyone has noticed but the communist leaders of the world have been amping up their desperation to max. I think GEOTUS has something on them they can’t escape from.

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DrBJTester 15 points ago +15 / -0

He has one thing on the ChiComs and it's not a secret.

GETOUS can't be bought or blackmailed.

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christianknight 8 points ago +8 / -0

More like Coronavirus is causing problems. Hot war may well be on the horizon. Keep an eye in the deep state. They will use any conflict to upsurp freedoms.

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Zdenkaga 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wouldnt be suprised if Kung flu was designed by deep state with China input

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Illuminaughtie 3 points ago +3 / -0

i've thought this since the beginning ....chicoms don't like 'losing face' and Trump humped them hard on the trade deals [ rightly so ] ........so they and the deep state SCUM hatch a plan and here we are confined to fucking barracks while they do everything to make Don look bad and crash all sorts of economies and peoples livelihoods ......i want to see the hammer drop so fucking bad it hurts

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd love to say that's going a bit to far pede... But considering that the FISA warrant abuse leads back to the NoBamma White House it's a valid point. If this happened the penality needs to be a death sentence for treason.

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Illuminaughtie 2 points ago +2 / -0

zacly mon ami

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christianknight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Globalist coup phase 3.

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snoopy3210 2 points ago +4 / -2

About the immigration part: he signed an Executive Order on immigration when we all said that DACA was illegal because we can't sign an executive order on immigration!!!! Did they propose this order so that Trump unwillingly REINFORCES arguments to keep DACA?

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kidfromtheplayground 15 points ago +15 / -0

He has her emails, he sent a nice note to @POTUS last week if you remember. He was going to turn them over just in time for the Judicial Watch deposition taking place soon.

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linereddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Kim Jong Un is (was) like the snarling, mangy mongrel your worst neighbor keeps chained to a tree in front of his trailer.

If you treat the dog well, it may snarl a bit less.

At that point, your neighbor may decide to keep the tree, and the chain, and the collar, but maybe work on getting a different dog...

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Mr_Beanths 14 points ago +14 / -0

I might be wrong, but I’m pretty sure he has her nudes.

That also explains why he is blind.

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DrBJTester 7 points ago +7 / -0

Logic checks out. Verified Truth by an Interwebs Doctor.

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Zdenkaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Snopes verdict says: Mixture

Because Hillary is not 'her' but demon.

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DrBJTester 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's impossible to argue!

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OrthamVega 12 points ago +12 / -0

he is dead?

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Vegans4Trump 11 points ago +12 / -1

He's brain dead

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Sting 40 points ago +41 / -1

He’s a democrat?

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UhtredRagnarok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha

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NOTWOKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I predict Fake news. Sting with the sting. haha

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DangleBarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, he'll definitely be voting Democrat soon enough.

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Espadara 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tweet claiming that got taken down. No word on if it was true or not.

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Vegans4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just saw that too, looks like he's fine?

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christianknight 5 points ago +5 / -0

I personally hope he is. He is a potential ally to the US.

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Tonightm01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any actual evidence? I'm 100% sure this has happened before to him and everyone thought he was dead.

Turned out to be a routine checkup.

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Vegans4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I heard it wrong, it looks like he is alive unfortunately

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bamagator 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rumors that he had a heart surgery and is in critical condition

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who said that. I just read "recovering" after the surgery.

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Tonightm01 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has been in hospital like this before and everyone thought he was dead. Turned out to be a routine check-up.

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Thatunknownguy 8 points ago +8 / -0

"In grave danger" after a surgery

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milpede0306 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kim Jong Un succumbs to china flu is called racist

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

He got Wuhan Whoopsied.

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have ZERO cases of the Wuhan flu. Haven't you heard?

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

The rumor last night was his visiting ChiCom heart surgeon infected Rocket Man with Wuhan flu. True or more likely not that's hilarious.

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MagaBob 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dennis Rodman for supreme leader of NK 2020!!!

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snoopy3210 7 points ago +7 / -0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he had the 33000 emails

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Sirwanks 6 points ago +7 / -1

Rocket Man

https://youtu.be/lul-Y8vSr0I

And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

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Beat_to_Quarters 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are we going to get fresh video of people being forced to look like they're hysterically crying soon?

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BilbroNaggins 4 points ago +4 / -0

His name was Kim Jong oppa.

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Logos_Rising 4 points ago +4 / -0

He knows about Webb Hubbell

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BeOne420 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s about to die maybe or already dead

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AsapBobandi 3 points ago +3 / -0

He obviously had information that will lead to her arrest

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Tokens_Worth 3 points ago +8 / -5

Im reading the jokes in this thread, this is NOTHING to joke about.
Kim was a friend of Trump. And CHINA is in PLAY with this VIRUS and now NoKo.
This could mean war guys....

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Jikemenkins 18 points ago +19 / -1

He was not trumps friend. He is a world leader who trump met and played politics with/against. One photo-op does not friends make

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christianknight 0 points ago +2 / -2

A non-enemy may as well be a friend in this climate.

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DrBJTester 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump used the Art of the Deal to defuse Rocket man. Friends is probably a stretch but Rocket man badly wanted GETOUS approval on some level.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was a friend? Wtf? He operates literal fucking gulags. Trump was playing nice to try and get the fucker to denuke. Don't confuse that with nice. He would obliterate NK in a second if he had to.

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I fully agree. However, I do worry that their next leader will be less willing to compromise with America and may succumb to China and/or try to start a war

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MakeAmericaGreat9 5 points ago +5 / -0

We could literally bomb them to oblivion and never need to put a boot on the ground. If the launch a nuke, we can take it out of the sky. I'm not worried about North Korea. And if anyone for a second thinks that the doctors didn't assassinate him on the operating table, they are crazy.

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Kim have a kid? Their next leader might be south korean.

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese hit job cuz Trumps friend wouldn't play along and start launching nukes into the open ocean again? That the theory? Nope. Doubt it. He is no friend of Trump, no matter how many times DJT strokes the fat fucks ego.

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wethepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that theory makes the most sense

Kim had been coming to the table and Trump had been gradually eroding China's control

Not saying Kim is a good leader or good guy in anyway

But just that it makes sense for china to clear the way for someone more compliant if he'd been getting big ideas of taking NK a direction that wasn't the china approved direction

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NOTWOKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plausible? Sure. But they wouldn’t need to kill fatty. Plenty of other carrots and sticks to use on them. If maybe he had taken a step towards the real world and publicly showed that hand, I’d be more likely to believe something like that. But who knows? Communism is a helluva way to govern.

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wethepepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

the narrative was too far gone that they were becoming friendly

that handshake/border crossing thing could possibly be seen as a massive step against china's interest

and china is asshoe

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Tonightm01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doubt it. He was already firing missiles into the sea again. Going back to his old ways. But the media in America didn't care so never reported on it.

China doesn't want a direct conflict with America. As it risks other countries getting involved. As a war in NK means a war in SK and a whole lot of nations would automatically defend SK.

Hey who knows a new leader might even mean reform. But that is a small small chance.

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NOTWOKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’ll be no reform in Commie North until somehow they have a Military revolution. Shit, 20 million died in the famine and that wasn’t enough.

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webthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obese fucker died from the Kung flu

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Clay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did he see Anthony Weiner’s laptop life insurance file?

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worse. He saw Hillary and Chelsea without makeup.

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Clay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh god talk about an erection killer

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DinosRFake 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary is worse than little Kim. And I'm perfectly serious.

Who knows what the fuck NK is all about. Weird place.

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linereddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

China saw a chance (democrat exploitation of plandemic), to develop an opportunity (western economic contraction and political turmoil), to make a run at Taiwan.

China is eyeing Taiwan in much the same way that Big Mike is eyeing the presidential election. If either, or both, decide its goal is open, it's ready to take the shot.

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Tonightm01 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm all for memes don't get me wrong but he is most likely just in a hospital for something stupid and it got leaked out that he is dead.

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Morgoth 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah man I love TD but it is completely unconfirmed he's dead, South Korea says it would not seem to be the case so until they or North Korea (or Trump) says he is dead, I'm inclined to not believe it.

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RockyMtnAnnon80 2 points ago +3 / -1

Barry took him out

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SR-71A_Blackbird 10 points ago +10 / -0

Must have made the mistake of saying, "Michelle is a tranny" then going in for some minor cosmetic surgery. We all know how that ends, don't we Joan?

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ekos640 2 points ago +2 / -0

is he kill?

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Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be interesting to find out that North Korean hackers were the ones that compromised Hilliary's private State Department server.

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clrdark 1 point ago +1 / -0

In light of Hillary's unsecured bathroom server, EVERYBODY excepting the American people know of Hillary's most intimate secrets, plus the USA's super-top-secrets too.

It's been verified China accessed her server and we can be certain so did Russia, North Korea, Israel, Iran, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and hundreds of other countries intelligence agencies.

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MAGA16KAG20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Google will suicide itself tomorrow...

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

But who is next in succession? If he dies, How will it affect everything that has progressed so far?

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who’s apparently 10x the monster that Rocket Man was.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I JUST WATCHED 'THE INTERVIEW' by those pedo-fags James franco and Seth Whatshisface.. Not the DC leaker..

Anyhoo - ironic that the movie is about them trying to poison Kim Jong-Un and now here he is 'sick'..

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

And I think it's gonna be a long long time//till doctors revive me again to find//I'm not the veggie they think I am at home//oh no no no//I'm a rocket man!//laying in his bed braindead

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SBOJ_JOBS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because of the bathroom email server, Kim knew everything about Hillary. It's what Kim and Trump had in common.

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f_bastiat 0 points ago +1 / -1

RIP in peace Rocket Man, I will cherish the memes created at your expense.

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BuyPepe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is this mother fucker dead?