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holytrpbatman 41 points ago

The best timeline.

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john_smokin 17 points ago

we're in the Berenstain Bears timeline motherfuckers!

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Spez_Isacuck 8 points ago

B E R E N S T A I N

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decaf_covfefe 7 points ago

Definitely not disappointed in this timeline!

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DearCow 30 points ago

I met in on set on Andromeda; super amazing guy! He just had "Winner" written all over him.

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usernamenottaken 10 points ago

I just started watching Andromeda a few weeks ago. Love Kevin Sorbo! Very interesting to really pay attention to the dialogue and storylines...

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago

Season 1 to about season 2 episode 10?11? not too deep, I'd have to look it up, were planned out by the showrunner ala Babylon 5. Then the producers said fuck it, fired that guy and went off the deep end.

I seem to recall there's a rough synopsis a online of where it was going before the change, it's worth a read if you can find it.

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HowardRoark 5 points ago

Based High Guard Paradine Captain of the Glorious Heritage Class heavy cruiser Andromeda Ascendant

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GuitarsNwoodcarving 18 points ago

You're in it!!

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Beat_to_Quarters 12 points ago

Kevin Sorbo possessed the strength the world had never seen, a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart. He journeys the Earth battling the minions of his evil, wicked stepmother, Pelosi, all-powerful queen of the Dems. But wherever there was evil, whenever an innocent would suffer, there would be: KEVIN SORBO!

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RiverFenix 1 point ago

FLASH

AH-AHHHHHH....

SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

FLASH!...

AH-AHHHHH...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_qI6LOc54w

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Jobu567 10 points ago

He was great in "God's not Dead" as well.

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realJohnGalt 9 points ago

We’re living it Pede!

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 7 points ago

Hercules time friend. Hercules time.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 7 points ago

My favorite timeline.

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YeBeTheJudge 5 points ago

“Artificially-Intelligent Nano-STD Apocalypse”

“Grannageddon”

“Don Trump Is Fighting Evil And Kevin Sorbo Has His Back” <—- This one

“Flying Cars Are Commonplace, But No Sex Bots”

“Hillary Is President”

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V_exodus 5 points ago

Everyone should study up on Saul Alinksy so they realize how they are being played

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Tranny_Fluid 4 points ago

Now we just need Xena warrior princess on our side and we will be unstoppable.

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kcfreels 4 points ago

Also was Capitan of the Andromeda!

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America1stAndOnly 4 points ago

Hercules the Legendary Journeys had one of the best openings to a show ever. Got me hyped for the show everytime. I still think we need a MAGA parody version of it with President Trump.

"This is the story of a time long ago – a time of myth and legend. When the legacy media were petty and cruel, and they plagued mankind with Fake News and suffering, only one man dared to challenge their power – Donald Trump. Trump possessed a strength the world had never seen – a strength surpassed only by the power of his MAGA. He journeyed America – battling the minions of the swamp and their globalist masters. But wherever there was evil, wherever an innocent in America would suffer, there would be Trump."

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LBTrumplican 4 points ago

We got both Hercules and Hades on our side.

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rightwingthunder 4 points ago

the 90s actually had some really great non degenerate TV shows. would like to learn of more

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dianneschinesedriver 3 points ago

Well Saul, you fucking pussy, let me show you my guns.

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ChronoShaman 2 points ago

Optimal

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AllDayIDream 1 point ago

the best timeline EVER!

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RiverFenix 1 point ago

THIS TIMELINE!

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bigoof88 1 point ago

Hell yea, anyone know what happened to his sidekick Ayois?

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RiverFenix 4 points ago

Ok, Xena Warrior Princess, we get it..

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America1stAndOnly 1 point ago

Weak copy pasta. Let it die. Kill it if you have to.