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aangler100 61 points ago (edited)

Dow up 2000 3500 this week, business knows that the China Democrat RINO Virus is over.

Detroit peaked, NY peaked. Tomorrow IHME will lower death estimate to 40,000.

Just watch.

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MeatloafFvck 25 points ago

Big Money always knows first

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underbudgetwinning10 -12 points ago

yea corporate assholes and their greed

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Modus_Pwninz 5 points ago

Calm down Bernie Bro

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debi_birx_scarf 15 points ago

More like 3500.

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aangler100 3 points ago

fixt! thx

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ButteryFumes 2 points ago

Ha! Your username! 😂

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Harambesbegottenson 4 points ago

Could be more. They went from 82 to 60 overnight from Tuesday to Wednesday. We could be in the thirties by morning Trump may even mention it tonight here.

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3even 49 points ago

Hospitals are ghost towns and Wu Shu Flu death rates have been grossly inflated. Can we end this hoax already?

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DanIsSwell 27 points ago

Everyone already knows, hydroxychloroquine cures it. This whole fiasco should be behind us.

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Pepedede -19 points ago

Except they aren't ghost towns...

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3even 19 points ago

Google/twitter/facebook: "emptyhospitals" or "filmyourhospital" Spoiler alert: They are EMPTY!

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Pepedede -9 points ago

The parking lots are empty because there's no visitors.. I work in a hospital. We are packed with COVID patients. My friends work in hospitals that are PACKED with COVID patients. It's real. And they aren't empty. But sure, you can believe it just because it's on the internet. I appreciate the downvotes from people who aren't working in hospitals and aren't surrounded by dying people all day. I can get on board with conspiracy theories, but this one isn't a hoax. Sorry guys.

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Don-O-Mite 17 points ago

I wouldnt ask you to dox yourself so I wont ask the obvious question of which hospital or state.

Ill assume your hospital is packed with them, but that isnt true everywhere. Im also not calling chinese flu a hoax, but I do think we have overreacted in large swathes of the country.

Please be safe at work, America appreciates your efforts!

Ill give you an upTrump on good faith.

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Pepedede 0 points ago

I'm just going to copy and paste my response to another comment. I have no reason to lie about what I'm seeing, I'm not some shill here to incite fear. Myself and my coworkers leave work every day feeling helpless and I wouldn't wish my experience on anybody.. but unfortunately the reality is, that there are hospitals full of patients. I preach herd immunity every day and say we've over reacted. I have no arguments to that..

"That's understandable and has been evident with all of the maps released...higher population areas are seeing more cases. Being close to NYC we see a lot of commuters and people who own summer homes in the area who fled the city once the stay at home orders were coming into play. I'm not saying every hospital in the country has a massive amount of COVID patients but I am saying that hospitals aren't necessarily ghost towns."

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WeinerLapTop 13 points ago

PACKED WITH COVID PATIENTS!!!

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3even 13 points ago

Bodies up to the ceiling!

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kornesque 6 points ago

Buddies wife works in Seattle hospital. They put them in an on-call rotation because it's so slow. One good thing about quarantine is less risky behavior lol

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JohnPedosta 3 points ago

Are you in a coastal city?

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Pepedede 4 points ago

Close to New York City.

Listen, downvote me all you guys want. I support opening the world back up and letting everyone get back to work while continuing to protect the vulnerable. But I'm not going to shut my mouth when my friends, coworkers, and I myself see it firsthand. Sorry you think otherwise.

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lo_there 13 points ago

I appreciate your experience, but I work in a hospital as well, and we have roughly a dozen COVID patients. It clear the impact is worse at high population centers. More rural hospital are actually empty.

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Pepedede 3 points ago

That's understandable and has been evident with all of the maps released...higher population areas are seeing more cases. Being close to NYC we see a lot of commuters and people who own summer homes in the area who fled the city once the stay at home orders were coming into play. I'm not saying every hospital in the country has a massive amount of COVID patients but I am saying that hospitals aren't necessarily ghost towns.

... continue reading thread?
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GiantEnemyCrab 4 points ago

New York City

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SisterCovfefe 1 point ago

How difficult would it be to bring in hc professionals from other states where there's not as heavy an infection? Who makes the decision to do so?

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Pepedede 4 points ago

I believe that has been happening already via coordination with the government, along with travel nurses heading to heavily impacted areas.

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tdaddylove 3 points ago

My cousin was offered big bucks to go to New York. Over 20k to go for a little under a month. All expenses paid.

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derekraines 2 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen

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Pepedede 1 point ago

Yeah let me just take pictures inside of my job and lose my job because I need to prove what I deal with at work... funny.

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derekraines 3 points ago

Where do all the other pictures & videos come from inside hospitals that are aired on TV and all over the internet? There are even videos of nurses doing synchronized dances in the hallways because they are bored.

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Pepedede 0 points ago

How would I know? I wish I had time to take videos of synchronized dancing or even time to be bored. I'm speaking of my own experience and clearly everyone thinks I'm full of shit, so why am I going to continue reasoning with people who can't accept the fact that this is a crisis happening in some places and not others? I can speak for my experiences and only my experiences.

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mI7BPBz6ZSSIZjWlGCtb 1 point ago

Wouldn't that be a HIPPA violation anyways?

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SpaFixr 2 points ago

Fuck off. My mrs is a crna at a busy Pittsburgh hospital and there’s NOBODY there. They’re furloughing workers because everything else got cancelled for the nonexistent mass influx.

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GreatNW 5 points ago

Some hospitals are busier than others, even inside the same city.

One hospital in my city has like 12 patients in the COVID ward, another has 1.

AFAIK Pittsburgh isn't a hotspot, so it shouldn't be surprising to hear that any particular 1 (of I assume what, a dozen?) hospital is slow...

Definitely seems like an overreaction for most places shutting down vs the places where it is a serious surge but is that the worse thing for hospitals to prepare for?

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GideonBayle 1 point ago

this is why you dont implement this huge of a policy in broad strokes.

You make precise adjustments.

If you needed to operate, would you use a scalpel, or a broadsword.

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MrLudy 1 point ago

One of my friends just got put on the "covid" floor in a major Pittsburgh hospital so that obviously isnt the case at all of them.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago

Name the hospitals

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misterLahey 2 points ago

LOL

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stjdalen 44 points ago

When Trump opens up the economy, Fake News will root for the chinese virus to take out as many Americans as possible

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hollow_fang 21 points ago

They're gonna make a huge deal out of every single death as well, and blame it nonstop on Trump saying he's killing people by opening the country.

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KekistanPM 11 points ago

"Actually that person died of a car crash, not because of the virus they had in their system."

MSM: "...HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU!!!!"

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SkitShowPhrenia 6 points ago

Fake News will root for the chinese virus to take out as many Americans as possible

FTFY

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 4 points ago

Heaven forbid the first person who will inevitably die over China Flu AFTER Trump reopens the economy. They will be harassed like no one else to speak out against Trump. It is going to happen, people will die everyday regardless of what Trump does or doesn’t do. Do not fall for this propaganda, when we come roaring back, the other side WILL be out to get us. Fuck em, you can’t shut down a 23 Trillion $ economy over a lower death count than drug overdoses. It just can’t happen, but someone will die from covid-19 After this is opened up, and we all know ‘Orange Man Bad’. They’ll burn in hell for this, let’s plan to get out and vote this November to make sure our country is being run by someone not just competent but also cognizant. Do Your Part!

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tdaddylove 3 points ago

Absolutely. And they will try to impeach him again. Anything to keep Biden out of the spotlight....for obvious reasons.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 1 point ago

They may because the Dems are idiots, but I’ve thought about exactly what you’re saying and honestly I doubt it’ll actually happen. They may use the media to hype up an unprecedented 2nd impeachment’ but I doubt they will go through with it, because Nancy Pelosi, Schiff et al know that their impeachment hoax hurt them a lot more than it hurt Trump. Trump didn’t get the normal impeachment stigma, no one’s even talking about it anymore, it probably helped solidify his base even more. Again, you could be right, because we’re not going against the best and the brightest, but if they have any common sense, I just don’t see it, there’s no political benefit in repeating the same garbage from last August through January. Would love to hear anyone else’s opinion on this though.

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freedomconnoisseur 37 points ago

30% of DACA are front line Healthcare workers? I would bet my house, that 30% is way fucking high.

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thatalexchick 20 points ago

What a bullshit number

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drsowells1fan 17 points ago

Considering 45% don't have a high school degree and about half can't speak English.

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China_dindu_nuffin 2 points ago

30% of trafficked people are healthcare workers. 🤡 due to the fantastic upbringing.

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dakin116 1 point ago

Haha, who the fuck said this? Maybe in LA

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etnguyen03 37 points ago

I am ready to see Trump announce that Boris Johnson was treated using HCQ. He probably won't, but if he does, the media will go insane.

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HeavyVetting 13 points ago

"Trump attempted to take out foreign leader by pushing unproven drug"

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Bye-den 7 points ago

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

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spez_inthe_turdpond 6 points ago

My God, the reeeeing if he does...

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Sumarongi 36 points ago

Make America Open Again

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NotProgCensored 10 points ago

Make Economy Great Again

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 5 points ago

Kamala Harris never closes 😲🌶🌶🌶

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MeatloafFvck 3 points ago

her mouth

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago

MAOA

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Mrsattorney 34 points ago

Fauci is becoming the Jeff Sessions of the Coronavirus Task Force. His models are a mess, everyone thinks he should be fired, but firing him will create more of a mess.

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GBA4ever 5 points ago

Good analogy.

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OneBreathe 4 points ago

BIG PHARMA FAUCI

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fuckoffspez 3 points ago

Tony lied, people died.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago

He’s more like the Comey

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Pede 3 points ago

Then fire him and create a mess. Trump lives to clean up messes.

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Trump4evar 34 points ago

Sick of this thing. Herd immunity works. Just let us free

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SurrenderFreeman 16 points ago

Wife finally gave the ok to buy a Rifle....

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Shakakka99 20 points ago

That's cool, but you shouldn't need your wife's permission to protect yourself or your family. You buy a gun safe, and then you buy a rifle. And when the ranges open up again, you both take a few good lessons.

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misterLahey 4 points ago

Yup. Should do what I did. Just tell her after you bring the first one home. She wasn't thrilled, but got over it. She eventually saw the light and owns her own arsenal now. Doesn't even bat an eye when I bring a new one home.

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HilarityComplex 8 points ago

"A" is code for as many as you want as often as you want.

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NotProgCensored 2 points ago

The online gun shops have very low inventory right now. What I'm looking for is "Sold Out" everywhere so far.

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BaldEagles 2 points ago

gunbroker.com

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NotProgCensored 1 point ago

Nope. Armslist too. Guess I'll wait.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago

Might want to wait till things blow over and you can score a deal on a "used" rifle that a panic buyer returns.

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Don-O-Mite 1 point ago

Gonna cost more than it should for a while. May want to wait until the panic is over.

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g0rdy 1 point ago

Get your balls out of her purse. You’re the man.

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SurrenderFreeman 1 point ago

I am, but i got 2 kids to provide for. Stuff for them might be more important than 1000k in guns.

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g0rdy 2 points ago

Shop smart, there’s good deals on used. Keep it real, raise’em right mon frère 👍

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FL2PC72LE 2 points ago

That was a great scene. It would have been even greater without the music. They always go overboard with the "Now you feel THIS way" music.

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russianbot2020 0 points ago

In order for herd immunity to work, the herd has to be immune. We aren’t there yet lol

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misterLahey 1 point ago

Uhhhh. I don't think you quite grasp how that would work :)

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russianbot2020 0 points ago

Sweetheart I’m a biology teacher. Don’t come to a discussion that you’re not prepared for.

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misterLahey 0 points ago

OK, Karen.

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misterLahey 1 point ago

Sweetheart I’m a biology teacher.

and

In order for herd immunity to work, the herd has to be immune. We aren’t there yet lol

Please ponder your words in bold and the effect of everybody remaining shut-ins on the development of herd immunity, and the impact on the timeline of developing that herd immunity.

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russianbot2020 -1 points ago

Alright retard, let me help you out.

Just releasing everyone out means a lot of people get sick. All for the sake of attempting a herd immunity? Seems pretty fucking counterproductive. I hope your family is the one to die from it, so maybe your sad little brain can grasp what a stupid fucking idea it’s agreeing to. But hey, your family deaths contribute to herd immunity - worth it, right?

Herd immunity doesn’t have to be ascertained via getting people sick. We are shut in while waiting for one of those developments.

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misterLahey 1 point ago

OK, Doomer. Go un-wad your panties.

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Gigglygirl 32 points ago

Fox said briefing is delayed to 6:30 due to DT on conference call with Russia and Saudi Arabia. The amount that he’s able to juggle daily is baffling.

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SisterCovfefe 2 points ago

Wow. It's he middle of the night in Russia and Saudi Arabia.

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christianknight 3 points ago

Hope they dont make a deal and prices keep falling tbh. Would love to see 99 cent gas.

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago

Amazing what happens when you put a competent leader in place who lives to work.

45 putting every recent administration to shame.

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mercynurse 30 points ago

Silver Fox banned task force members from going on CNN until they cover the full briefings.

🤣

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the_mcgee 0 points ago

is this real? Please be real.

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the_mcgee 1 point ago

LOL damnit, but also YES!

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CatholicAgnostic 30 points ago

A city council official in my area called the Republican Party a terrorist organization on Twitter two days ago.

These people are sick. I'm glad that we have Donald Trump in charge right now. Because the Dems would be finding ways to import more coronavirus to kill Republicans on purpose right now if Hillary had won.

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CatholicAgnostic 3 points ago

If you don't believe me, look at my most recent submission

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PinkoTheClown 4 points ago

They're already doing that you know. Every flu season is an opportunity to cull the population of elderly conservatives.

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SpaFixr 2 points ago

If Obama were in charge none of this would’ve happened. Kung flu would have run its course like Swine flu did and the world wouldn’t have lost their minds and wrecked the economy. The media wouldn’t have said a word.

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VelvetFoot 28 points ago

Hospital ship in NYC so underutilized, personnel being sent to NYC hospitals.

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the_mcgee 10 points ago

awesome!

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Sigma 8 points ago

They’re heading into the danger zones. Here’s hoping and praying for their continued health and safety.

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yper 28 points ago

Here’s a new model...it says OPEN THE FUCKIN’ COUNTRY BACK UP!

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Sarlaccpitmaster 6 points ago

AMEN!

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thingaboutarsenal 18 points ago

Daddy done loosened that belt. Nobody wants to fuck around and find out.

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OGRapHat 5 points ago

They did their homework for today.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 4 points ago

GEOTUS is the best Journalism Professor these fools ever had. He puts their Ivy League teachers to shame.

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Berticus 27 points ago

Just today got 20% reduction in hours, and 20% reduction in pay.

Guess I'll take it if the alternative is losing my job, BUT END THIS SHIT NOW.

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ChokingOnARedpill 7 points ago

Nothing changed for me, but my boss got a 10% salary reduction and his 401k match suspended. We were among the lucky ones. 90% of my company is laid off indefinitely.

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aangler100 3 points ago

Where do you work?

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aangler100 2 points ago

Where do you work?

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Properly_Trimmed 5 points ago

I’m a new hire airline pilot, I’m lucky to have my job still but so far my income has been slashed by 75%. It’s insane

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aangler100 -6 points ago

bullshit

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Properly_Trimmed 5 points ago

believe it or not, pilots are being raked over the coals left and right

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MuadDon 2 points ago

Sucks, man, but keep your head up. It'll be over someday soon and you can go on to have one of the coolest ways to earn money there is. Nice name btw

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Properly_Trimmed 2 points ago

Absolutely man. We all joke to each other that we wonder why in the hell we chose this field but there’s nothin better than flying.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago (edited)

I love flying. I'm an instrument rated pilot.

But, I don't think I could ever do it as a job. It would take all the fun out of it.

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aangler100 -7 points ago

you are lying. 90% of America is working.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 2 points ago

You get Federally protected wages for reduced hours

It was part of the Bill

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aangler100 0 points ago

shills don't qualify, do they?

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stjdalen 26 points ago

Silver Fox is cooling Yin to GEOTUS' fiery Yang

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GBA4ever 8 points ago

Perfect tag team.

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago

Good cop and b.....Space Marine.

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MrMagoffin 4 points ago

I was originally on the Flynn train but Pence has been an excellent VP

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Ithrowawaay 25 points ago

Silver Fox is the motherfucking man.

What a pick for VP.

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Bye-den 6 points ago

biden keeps saying he needs a VP who could take over on Day One. well, here you go

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago

He’s gonna actually need it.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 5 points ago

no he's not.

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago

He would* actually need it.

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SkitShowPhrenia 24 points ago

The city where I live just closed all basketball courts. Can’t even shoot hoops alone. More recovered than active here. They took one small bite of power and now they can’t get enough

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BestTimeToBAlive 14 points ago

The city where I live has 100 ppl tested positive w the virus. We're the "spring break town" that everyone was hating on.

All our beaches, parks, basketball & tennis courts, and even condo pools have been closed for over 2 weeks. You can't sit down anywhere outside. Its the dumbest, most bizarre scenario here.

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SkitShowPhrenia 5 points ago

No sitting?!

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BestTimeToBAlive 5 points ago

Literally. No sitting allowed anywhere in town. If you try it & get "caught" a cop will come and shout at you from a megaphone... sitting in his car.

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SkitShowPhrenia 4 points ago

I can’t help but think of the prison guards in Arrested Development yelling No Touching!

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highenergywinning 9 points ago

Same here in Lv and golf cpurses

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Farnsworth 3 points ago

LV also banned tennis. 2 people standing 78 feet away from each other is somehow dangerous.

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highenergywinning 2 points ago

Fucking ridiculous. This gov is is a fucktard

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Diana 9 points ago

They took one small bite of power and now they can’t get enough

Here the state police are issuing citations if you're driving alone just to get out of the house.

https://www.wnep.com/article/news/local/enforcing-the-statewide-stay-at-home-order-state-police-coronavirus/523-af07e2d1-faf7-437e-ab0e-519e912a9a21

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 2 points ago

Yikes! Wtf! Which state?

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 3 points ago

Looks like PA.

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Diana 2 points ago

PA

For Tom Wolf D stands for dictator not just Democrat.

Oh, yeah Luzerne County has over 1200 cases of covid 1000 of which are in one city--Hazelton where Lou Barletta made history as mayor trying to crack down on illegal immigration before it was even on the radar and where so much of the population is Spanish-speaking they apparently aren't getting the message about social distancing, etc. or just choose to ignore it.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 2 points ago

Police must be bored.

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago

Comrade Sheila Kuehl mandates masks or no business transactions for you in LA and being a Stassi style snitch is now the patriotic thing to do.

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SkitShowPhrenia 2 points ago

Gonna have to overwhelm that tip line

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captainweasel 24 points ago

Pence is always so soothing. He’s thoroughly impressed me every day. Trump made a fantastic pick.

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Hillarys_Diaper 11 points ago

I want to have him record audio books for children to read them bed time stories.

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xmetalgod 8 points ago

Like a hot tottie on a cold winters night

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debi_birx_scarf 24 points ago

In other news... over the last 2 months deaths from heart disease, diabetes, leukemia, and high blood pressure have dropped 97%.

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Basedkekistani2020 14 points ago

Trump did it, he actually did it. The madlad ended the top 2 causes of death in one month.

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_bryan 5 points ago

I thought obesity was the top.

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Basedkekistani2020 6 points ago

Heart disease 600k+ then cancer 590k+

You could argue they're inextricably linked.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago

Technically it's not the obesity that kills you, it's the heart/kidney/whatever failure.

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9x10again 4 points ago

This!

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XirWokeMasterCuck 1 point ago

I’d love to see good stats on these deaths. We know what the graph will be. Quick drop in those deaths. Then a quick spike once this shit passes.

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Kanxo 24 points ago

Dr. Brix stands while Fauci sits as GEOTUS exits the room. Not a fan!

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GaiusOrangeJulius 14 points ago

She was an Army Colonel. Fauci was the captain of his high school basketball team. True story.

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anotherunperson 5 points ago

Fau Xi?

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SurrenderFreeman 4 points ago

Was it the Bronx city dwarf leauge? Dude is like 5'2

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GaiusOrangeJulius 1 point ago

LOL. Regis High School in Manhattan's Upper East Side.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Fauci#Background_and_education

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CannonballJunior 0 points ago

His nickname on the team was "Spud WebbMD".

Hey, I'll be here all week folks! And please try the veal!

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NotProgCensored 13 points ago

Fauxi

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stjdalen 12 points ago

He's mad he can't go on CNN

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NotProgCensored 23 points ago

Now everybody checks the price of oil before the briefings

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mercynurse 23 points ago

This is like the man made global warming

You are harming your loved ones and the entire planet if you don’t agree with our models

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tigressroars 1 point ago

And just as bullshit projections. As least the COVID models get validated and receive realtime data on a daily basis.

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thingaboutarsenal 8 points ago

Truly a Very Stable Genius.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 23 points ago

I’d love to get the reaction of people going back to January and say: so there will be a new flu like virus. 99% will recover, half of them won’t know they had it. Those who are old or high risk could be hospitalized. Potentially 30-40k people die maybe less.

And to keep it from spreading we are going to put 30M out of work, drop the stock market by 12000 points and shut you in your house.

Worth it?

No fucking way.

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yper 1 point ago

Not to mention we’re also going to stop educating kids and take sports away from everybody. Fuuuuuuuck. That. Then and now.

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SadPangolin 5 points ago

Most kids are getting a much better education now than they would have done at school. And a lot less 'diversity' and tranny-training.

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flashersenpai 2 points ago

Wait until parents see how little impact school closure has on their kid's education.

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commonsenseprevails 22 points ago

Time to pop the champagne...the Bloomberg reporter is the first one to accurately quote the price of oil in one of these press conference

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commonsenseprevails 22 points ago

Fuck that question asker for phrasing it as “who’s fault is it, yours or the banks?” Such a nasty way to ask a question of “what are you doing for banks that are having some confusion with handling the loans?”

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FL2PC72LE 3 points ago

I do wish he'd ask, "Which banks?" I mean, are they major banks, or small ones?

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victorywin 3 points ago

he should answer every question that goes like "we are hearing / people are saying" with "give me the names"

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leakmouth 22 points ago

Fauci is a moron whose “expert” opinion changes daily. No wonder libtards love him

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SkitShowPhrenia 7 points ago

Anyone who can be painted to be at odds with PDJT will be given the keys to the fake news kingdom way over there on the left.

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Sumarongi 5 points ago

He stands to be a billionaire from a vaccine

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Staatssicherheit 22 points ago

Short session today. Getting back to saving the oil and airline industries.

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aangler100 9 points ago

10s of thousands of good American incomes right there.

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SpaFixr 6 points ago

Having a BigMac, might save the airlines later. IDK.

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tluther01 22 points ago

you cant keep us on house arrest for ever for doing nothing wrong..eventually we are going to get restless

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uzi5v2 9 points ago

Maybe that’s what we need.

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leakmouth 22 points ago

Can anyone tell me where they’re shutting even more shit down now that things are getting better? I think like 100 people or so I have died from coronavirus in Texas and probably just five of those actually really died from the virus. But now the Low IQ mayor of Houston wants to shut down all the parks this weekend

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sustainable_saltmine 15 points ago

NJ and NY. Now mandatory masks in grocery stores (if not today, in effect soon) and deploying drones to harass people they don't think are "socially distancing" enough outdoors. Pretty much anywhere there's a Democrat mayor or governor This. shit. needs. to. end.

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_bryan 6 points ago

Masks or any cloth covering?

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45semiautosp 12 points ago

Georgia extended quarantine for entire state from 4/13 to 4/30. Not sure what Gov Kemp's thinking. Businesses are getting absolutely crushed, it's a disaster.

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Hillarys_Diaper 3 points ago

Its madness.

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marinatedartichoke 2 points ago

Illinois extended ours to 4/30 as well bit we ruined business years ago

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cccpneveragain 10 points ago

They shut down the state parks a couple days ago too. I was hoping to get out of town a bit this weekend. I would have interacted with zero people and it would have been good for my own health.

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aangler100 5 points ago

all our state parks are open

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Hillarys_Diaper 4 points ago

I think PA state parks are open.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 1 point ago

I presume you are talking about Texas. I was bummed.

They were already operating without in-person interaction: you reserved and paid for everything online.

Abbott must have had a good reason (I trust him to act rationally). My experience was that people pretty much kept to themselves in RVs this time of year. Maybe there were some problems, with schools closed.

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cccpneveragain 2 points ago

Yep, Texas. I knew they were online only so I went on there today to buy a pass for Sunday to see it was closed. I think Abbott has done a good job given the circumstances.

I've been to the parks a ton before all this I even had a pass last year. They were never all that busy. Then again, I have a natural instinct for avoiding people too. My assumption can only be that since there was nothing to do everyone was flooding to the parks and just being stupid.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 1 point ago

There are some parks that are close enough to cities that they have a large number of "day pass" admissions. As the weather has gotten nicer, I suspect they got crowded.

If that was the case, I wish that Abbott had closed specific parks where there was a problem, instead of closing all of them.

Unfortunately, government can only think in terms of "one size fits all".

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Hillarys_Diaper 9 points ago

Cock suckers. Just got off the phone with a friend in France, their government is requiring permission slips from their FRENCH Federal government to leave the house. This permission slip allows up to 1 hour of recreational activities and up to but not exceeding 1km of travel from their home. And you must immediately report back home. I swear to God in heaven if our Government ever tried that, there would be hell to pay. Thank GOD we have a 2nd amendment here in the United States because that's the great equalizer against tyrannical governments.

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10MeV -3 points ago

I doubt it. No one will push back. They'll just comply. America today is made of flimsy replicas of the people who founded it. Paper mache figures. Cardboard cutouts.

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Hillarys_Diaper 1 point ago

Would you legally push back?

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10MeV 1 point ago

Legally, yes. Beyond that, I don't know. But our founding fathers flat out went to war for our freedom. I don't see that happening any time soon.

I say this mostly because there is a lot of shouting about "cold dead hands" and whatnot, but I think the reality is far short of that. We are far too easily overwhelmed, so interconnected. Think about all they'd need to do to make your life hell. For just one example, simply freeze all of your finances. Easy to do, I'm sure.

Under some "state of emergency", they'd just use your Social Security number, identify all of your accounts, and freeze your assets, lock your accounts, lock out your credit cards, your ATM cards. You'd be unable to buy, sell, or do much of anything. They've already accumulated the tools to do this to us. It wouldn't take but a couple of hours, I'm sure.

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SkitShowPhrenia 2 points ago

Good times make weak men. Gonna be a while before we get back to the stronk ones.

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SkitShowPhrenia 6 points ago

They always double down.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago

Current death count in Texas is 200.

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leakmouth 1 point ago

So that’s 0.0007% of the Texas population. This is fucking ridiculous

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DisgustedByMisleadia 0 points ago

As a percentage of population, Texas is doing really well:

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

Click on the column headers to sort by "Tot Cases/1M pop" or "Deaths/1M" pop.

Texas is #40 and #42.

We have some hotspots in Harris and Dallas County:

https://txdshs.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/ed483ecd702b4298ab01e8b9cafc8b83

I'm hoping that Abbott will start relaxing restrictions in areas where there isn't an epidemic, or perhaps where there isn't an epidemic anywhere close.

I'm in a county adjacent to a hotspot, and the virus is still spreading (albeit not at the rate of the hotspot). So, I don't think we should drop our guard completely.

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sdl5 0 points ago (edited)

Already technically very shut down in California, but up here in Sonoma Co there's been lots of loud and/or reported parties broken up (sometimes 5 or 6 a night!) so police are getting desperate and saying they may have to actually start stopping when they see normal-looking people out in clusters or driving late at night.

They are reluctant to stop anyone, but have to patrol even by air the extensive closed parks etc due to crazies and stupid behavior not cool even in non lockdown time.

Masks not quite MANDATORY but close if going to a business or inside on essential errands, and many grocery stores etc now far more insistent.

Yet I still see random homeless wandering around or holding signs on my very few critical errands these last weeks- they went to incredible lengths and established inside shelter, bed, food, and assistance staff for every single street person (we have huge criminal and grifter and mental and addict numbers here) who were swept up and processed for issues then sent to sites when the lockdown began... but too many will NOT stay and have re-established cardboard shantytowns at major undercrossings and in parks where they start fights and destroy things and run into the sparse traffic. Time to toss them in the jail and fuck it on risk of infection because these really are the worst of the losers.

About the only things there are less of these days is ODs and DUIs and traffic even with tons labeled essential services. And almost no sirens. And no rice and flour and paper goods lol.

And..... way way less cheap misc household type items on store shelves- hoping this is a sign of no China toxic crappy trash goods getting shipped in as we are a first stop off shipping location. I can wish!

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Kanxo 22 points ago

Anyone notice that Fauci waved to Dear Diary when they entered the room?

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stjdalen 9 points ago

He does that all the time, also to Jon Karl from ABC

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NotProgCensored 7 points ago

Acosta?

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Kanxo 7 points ago

Yup. Just scroll back to the very beginning, right when Fauci walks in the room.

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NotProgCensored 4 points ago

Just rewatched. As Trump walked in Fauci waved at Acosta and Acosta nodded. Good catch.

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anotherunperson 3 points ago

Yep. Abilio.

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GUILE 21 points ago

haha notice these fuckers made sure to check on the price of oil now, before testing the President.

Stupid bastards.

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TheProfessor 21 points ago

Reports on twitter have the event not starting till after 6pm as the President is on with Russia and the Saudis trying to get the oil thing figured out.

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quiche_epinards 9 points ago

Does that mean I have time to cook dinner?

Edited to add: I've folded and put away the laundry.

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TheProfessor 6 points ago

This is a national and international pandemic. No need to fold laundry!

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quiche_epinards 1 point ago

I need to make sure my outfits coordinate with my masks and gloves.

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago

heard 6:30 at the moment

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DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago

They are also testing all the press for COVID-19, using the 15 minute test.

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TheProfessor 3 points ago

Who cares if they have the Wuhan Flu, can they administer a IQ test. Those results would be more interesting.

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Returningtogod 3 points ago

Thanks for the lol after a long day.

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TheProfessor 1 point ago

You're welcome.

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misterLahey 20 points ago

IDGAF.

Call out the state governors, and declare that America is open for business again.

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GBA4ever 5 points ago

My Dimm governor and his psynchophant local media are going to milk this as long as they can right up to November.

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Tylerlc22 5 points ago

Kentucky newest guideline yesterday was only 1 family member/ household in a store at a time. Probably already in practice by individuals but come on.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 1 point ago

Most people were already doing it.

But as usual, a handful of idiots make it difficult for everyone else.

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dakin116 4 points ago

Shitticane!

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misterLahey 2 points ago

Haul in the shit jib before it gets covered in shit.

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Midawg 20 points ago

California’s low numbers due to herd immunity not mitigation,change my mind

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Win4Don 11 points ago

my thoughts also, helps when you've been infected for 4-5 months, population density and viral loading

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USMC0302 20 points ago

I'm a government employee. While I'm very grateful to still be working and getting paid, I feel guilty knowing a lot of my hardworking brothers and sisters like you are getting shafted by the same people paying me.

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45semiautosp 7 points ago

Don't feel guilty sir, not your fault.

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aangler100 5 points ago

90% of America is working, don't feel guilty friend. I just took my vacation early this year, not a big deal really.

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Tylerlc22 2 points ago

Same was lucky to take 3 week paternity leave atm. 10 more days off

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aangler100 -3 points ago

wth is paternity leave ? LOL

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago

Some companies offer it, same conditions as maternity leave.

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Tylerlc22 1 point ago

uhhhh....

Cant tell if you are tolling or what.. so.. ya.

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SkitShowPhrenia 3 points ago

We’re paying you. What sucks is we’re also paying the people above you!

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USMC0302 4 points ago

Well then aren't I technically self employed?

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SkitShowPhrenia 1 point ago

Classic, shafting yourself 😂

Hope first reply didn’t read as rude

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tluther01 19 points ago

shut the fuck up fauxi...its not a sign the social distancing is working..100k was based on social distancing and schools being shut down you lying mother fucker

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DNCKILLEDSETHRICH 19 points ago

China Flu is fake and gay

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debi_birx_scarf 19 points ago

Do I look fabulous or what?

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DeplorableLA 8 points ago

Great scarf today, one of the best.

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Hillarys_Diaper 5 points ago

Yeah probably smell good to if I asked Joe Biden. But youre a globalist and therefore I dont like you much.

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CannonballJunior 0 points ago

Says a poster literally filled with globalist shit.

But then I guess that's why you don't like globalists.

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Hillarys_Diaper 1 point ago

Lol hahaha.

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VelvetFoot 5 points ago

Yes

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 4 points ago

Yes. Nice lip color too!

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VeryRarePepe 2 points ago

😂

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AlphaNathan 19 points ago

Trump and Pence have done an amazing job. They are going to come out of this smelling like roses. When Trump's approval rating soars again, leftist echo chambers will babble on and on about how this can't be happening.

They just keep losing.

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Siteless_Vagrant 19 points ago

Must be some shit going down. Please come out and tell that little Clinton operative Fauci has been terminated.

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kesquare2 -3 points ago

I know right. I can't believe Reagan put Fauci in the NIH to sabotage Trump during a pandemic 35 years later.

What an ass.

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JohnPedosta 1 point ago

Reagan is deepstate post being shot.. so spot on m8!

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Siteless_Vagrant 4 points ago

What difference does it make who put him in? He's loyal to Hillary. https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/4755

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kesquare2 1 point ago

Because someone who has had a position for 30 years and sends two kiss ass emails typically means they want to keep their job, not that they are working together.

Compare the flamboyant, ridiculousness of those emails to the emails of known Hillary confidants.

Its clear he doesn't do anything "for" Hillary.

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9x10again 5 points ago

Oil deal call

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Bye-den 19 points ago

I think it is delayed because they want to catch up on all the thedonald.win commentary FIRST

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stjdalen 19 points ago

VP made a power move banning CNNs favorite Dr. from going on CNN until they show the briefings

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birdslovetrump 19 points ago

I was just given a 1% raise at work. Not much, but it was a nice gesture. The email accompanying the notice said that our company supports our president and is abiding by the guidelines. We are essential workers (my company provides parts to the utility industry) but all of those of us who can work from home have been able to work from home.

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anotherunperson 19 points ago

Data is real; model is hypothesis.

Climate scientists opening window and stepping out onto ledge...

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Hillarys_Diaper 19 points ago

Fauci is a goddamn liar. "OOPS! I said millions would die but instead 10 thousand cuz we violated your freedoms.... woopsie!!!!!"- Dr. FAGGOT Fauci.

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tluther01 18 points ago

im not a tin foil hat kind of guy..but what if all this is just a dry run for the government to see the logistics of an actual take over?

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SkitShowPhrenia 9 points ago

Dry run? I’d hate to see the wet run.

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Sumarongi 5 points ago

I think they prefer it with no lube

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Sigma 3 points ago

Okey doke.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points ago

wet run

bat soup intensifies

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Joesf23 7 points ago

All they would have to do is cut off the food supply. There arent enough LeO or troops available to control us, so starving us is the best option. However, once people start running out of food, and know who did it to them, thats when any political leader or person related to government starts feeling the wrath of millions of armed people. The idea looks good on paper to people like Bill Gates and Soros, but how many of "them" are willing to confront that kind of anger and rage?

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Malsikcuf 3 points ago

I’m out here and trying to get trash food from Arby’s and it’s drive thru only, so you have to call. And I have no cell service in BFE and they ignored my hollers thru the gate cuz they’re a bunch of high school retards. Literally one of them looked me in the eye as he sat down for “break time” and it didn’t occur to him that “hey, we have a customer, can you guys help him?” Personal problem I know, but I’ll be damned if I go to Arby’s again.

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thingaboutarsenal 5 points ago

What department is competent enough to fight a guerilla war against every armed American citizen? Go ahead and pop that hat off.

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_bryan 1 point ago

Media has proven that’s not even needed. We’ll just do what MSM wants.

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thingaboutarsenal 3 points ago

It's easy to say that now, but when Italians were dropping like flies from a new virus from China, which had all kinds of rumors about how far it spread, how long it survived, started swirling, action was necessary. It's why GEOTUS banned travel from China and the Europe. Obviously now we see it isn't as deadly as it appeared back then, but to say we all are being fooled is not an accurate picture of what happened. If that's the case, then DJT was fooled too, and I don't believe that.

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_bryan 1 point ago

Oh you missed my point. But yes it definitely applies here. My point is we are not a fighting nation and have never held the MSM accountable for any of the millions they’ve killed.

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Cmchn 3 points ago

Italy and China are already having riots. It just takes a LOT to make people fight back, but there's a limit to what they can take. The whole buildup to our revolution took about 50 years.

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_bryan 1 point ago

I like the sound of that.

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago (edited)

Even if it’s not, there are arms of the government using the data for that purpose.

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tluther01 4 points ago

yep

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GUILE 18 points ago

Mr. President, when Satan left heaven, what do you say to those people who say you are directly responsible for Lucifer, and all the bad he brings to the world?

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Sarlaccpitmaster 18 points ago

I’m skipping this one. The only thing I care about is when life will go back to normal. I honestly don’t care about ventilators, HCQ, Brix’s scarf or Fauci’s deep state connections.

I just want to open up the country again and to be honest I’m not that concerned with the lives of geriatric emphysema patients.

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RedStreak 12 points ago

I'm halfway with you... I wont skip the Trump portion but the stats & studies are moot at this point.

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FuckThoseBatEaters2 5 points ago

Same. I listen to Trump and then bail after. I already know what they're gonna day anyways "Our models are wrong as fuck and we were dumb as fuck to cause such a panic"

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JohnPedosta 4 points ago

More like "social distancing and lockdowns are working, stay inside serf."

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FuckThoseBatEaters2 3 points ago

Not faking the number of people actually dying from this thing works too

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GaiusOrangeJulius 3 points ago

the stats & studies are moot lies

FTFY

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NotProgCensored 2 points ago

Same.

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MagaCat45 1 point ago

This should be comment of the day and a new post. Birx’s scarf got old very quickly along with the rest.

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FuckThoseBatEaters2 4 points ago

Everytime someone's life is saved by HCQ, they become redpilled automatically just because the media is so adamantly rejecting it. They're basically saying they would rather you die than give Trump any credit

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spec17 18 points ago

Fauci didn’t stand for the President. Birx did.

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whocaresguy420 4 points ago

when?

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spec17 3 points ago

When he left the news conference and passed on to Pence.

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MrMagoffin 0 points ago

he's also nearly 80 so i'll give him a pass

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 2 points ago

And so isnt POTUS! Have some respect!

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GaiusOrangeJulius 1 point ago

not many passes for Tony on this site

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BetsyRossRocks 2 points ago

I do love it when or Pres calls him Tony!

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dakin116 17 points ago

Lowe's employee in Knoxville tests positive for Coronavirus SHUT ALL LOWE'S DOWN RIGHT NOW /someone on Facebook

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mikejones 4 points ago

Like a place here. A grocery store employee got a positive result. People assume they got it at their work. Perhaps they visited a friend and friend gave it to them outside of work.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 0 points ago

Two Walmart employees at a store in Chicago have died.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/2-walmart-employees-from-a-chicago-area-store-have-died-from-coronavirus/ar-BB12eByk

Both were at risk due to pre-existing conditions.

I heard on the news that 5 grocery store employees had died in NYC, but no details about their circumstances.

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TrumpsColossalBalls 17 points ago

Pence kind of looks like he’s had enough of this little shit.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 17 points ago

I need a job. Open the economy and beat Faucis ass into the ground and make Birx cry. That’s what I want. I hate those two fuckers so much.

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sustainable_saltmine 16 points ago

oil isnt selling because we cant fucking go anywhere

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DemsWantYouDead 16 points ago

Ha! That guy learned to find out the price!

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4moreyears 16 points ago

Hope he smacks the WHCA down for letting ANOTHER CCP propogandist in yesterday (and them lying about their affiliation, again). Maybe Chanel will ask him about it!

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Dueler312 16 points ago

The USMCA deal was signed already.

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Whoopies_tds 16 points ago

Mexico needs healthcare workers

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covfefe-time 16 points ago

So will democrats finally admit that walls work after this quarantine is over?

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debi_birx_scarf 11 points ago

They won't.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 16 points ago

I swear FoxNews messes with the color because this man is ORANGE on Fox. Not so much on the above link where he's more like a clay.

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago

Yes. They make him look like a lobster.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 5 points ago

two curved hollow ... claws

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago

This crustacean is a predator.

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nunyadangbidness 4 points ago

You're right. Those bastards

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VirTW 4 points ago

yeah and it contrasts weird with his eyes, he looks normal on msnbc

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GaiusOrangeJulius 2 points ago

I like Dana and Emily and even Kristin "Couldn't Pick Horowitz Out Of A Linup" Fisher.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago

What color are the flag stripes on Fox? Are they orange too? Fake news used to pull that shit all the time before people started noticing that Trump was always standing in front of a bright orange wall somehow.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 2 points ago

Not American red. It's more like a candy apple red.

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xmetalgod 16 points ago

ask the little fucker why he has so many connections the clintons and bill gates

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RahkeemTheMachine 8 points ago

Ask bill gates about his polio vaccines in India

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the_mcgee 3 points ago

Jesus I just learned about that this AM. Man, that guy is a trainwreck.

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NotProgCensored 6 points ago

And George Soros

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aangler100 4 points ago

ask him who pays him, the only data he cares about is his bank account. Who else thinks he is getting a new Bernie-House when this is over?

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sustainable_saltmine 16 points ago

Lol listen to Fauxci try to cucksplain the mistake in their fake models

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Hillarys_Diaper 6 points ago

He's a real goddamn fag.

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Bye-den 16 points ago

BIRX: I GOT THE SCARF DOWN IN AFRICA ......

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago

as sure as kilimanjaro rises like an Empress above the serengeti

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Staatssicherheit 2 points ago

I seek to cure what's deep inside.

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago

HURRY, BOY SHES WAITING THERE FOR YOOOOOOOU

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Butthurt 1 point ago

Joom joom joom

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TrumpLovesPussy 2 points ago

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"

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OMBOMB 4 points ago

Looks like stained glass. Holy Week. Nice touch.

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Bye-den 1 point ago

what? beliebers on stage????? CANOT HAVE DIS! /////////

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ElectricChad 16 points ago

Less hospitalization but more deaths. Every death now is from Wuflu.

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GBA4ever 1 point ago

Read hospital get 39,000 for covid icu? Anyone confirm?

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 15 points ago

CNN: trump claims he might build THE WALL with oil barrels

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Awesome 15 points ago

Maybe Trump will announce joint production of Gundam units with Japan to defend the new space commercialization initiative.

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Shaggnutts 4 points ago

I can only get so erect

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Owl_Eyes_Alpha 3 points ago

I would get so hard.

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planarianfoster 5 points ago

Kidō senshi GANDAMU! GANDAMU!

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zestanor 4 points ago

i see you are a man of culture

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covfefe-time 15 points ago

How about the MSM stop blatantly lying and fear-mongering about the effectiveness and side-effects of a drug that has been safely used for 70 years.

We'll get back to work a lot quicker and with likely fewer sickness and death if you scum bags did your job and stopped lying to the country at large.

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dakin116 3 points ago

You just know many people have died that might have otherwise been saved with this drug

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covfefe-time 3 points ago

Almost undoubtedly, with the number of those who have a near miraculous recovery, within hours in some cases.

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McFatty7 15 points ago

This The.Donald.Win site is under very heavy load lately.

It keeps crashing, or maybe there's a DDOS attack right before every Press Beating.

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Gilliais 12 points ago

People hitting refresh to update the comments.

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sustainable_saltmine 5 points ago

yeah i wish with these message board types of sites there was a way to do live updating of the comments. just little micro updates per thread.

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aangler100 8 points ago

There are a lot of users, believe me.

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago

we still need a pede counter

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago

We need a pede counter and a feet-of-WALL counter that duel for dominance.

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aangler100 1 point ago

Message the mods, there has been talk about doing it. I think the problem might be that the old counter only went to 9,999,999, maybe that was it, idk.

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PoppinKREAM 4 points ago

Its the constant refreshing of what's effectively treated by everyone as a live thread.

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Bye-den 15 points ago

Why do we have questions from these KNOW-NOTHING reporters who all majored in GRIEVANCE STUDIES and cannot understand anything.

Why does GEOTUS allow himself to be subjected to this disrespect and madness?

To HUMILIATE them and delight in the lamentations of their wxmxn.

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KekistanPM 15 points ago

I respectfully disagree with the part about "nobody is driving..." drivers in Florida are still crashing fairly regularly.

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Siteless_Vagrant 6 points ago

Drivers in Louisiana are crashing with themselves due to lack of other targets on the road.

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BaberhamStinkin 2 points ago

Live on the border, work there. Its true. Erry day

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Visceroth 5 points ago

Maybe he meant insured drivers. 🔥

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MyTeenageBody 3 points ago

Drivers here in Pensacola have gone full retard with their driving since this pandemic started. Don’t understand why everyone is driving worse when there is less cars on the road lmao.

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Daemoness 1 point ago

'Cause they figure cops aren't likely to do routine traffic stops-??? That's a possible answer I've sen suggested elsewhere.

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freespeech4all 1 point ago

In broward the roads still full as fuck. Smh

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SiBear117 15 points ago (edited)

Universities need to refund at a prorate, tuition for 2nd semester and whatever quarter this is right now.

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flashersenpai 2 points ago

lol yeah right trying getting your money back from commies, no refunds

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SirWilliam 15 points ago

Fire Dr. Scarf, Fire Dr. Farce

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debi_birx_scarf 1 point ago

You are half right.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 1 point ago

Who the hell is downvoting u/debi_birx_scarf ?

Have you lost your sense of humor?

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DAR1783 15 points ago

There it is. Fauci and Acosta again.

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sharkman100 4 points ago

Fuck them

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KekistanPM 15 points ago

"For the 800th time...some regions don't need it..."

"But Mr. President all regions need it because all regions are exactly the same..."

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45semiautosp 3 points ago

REEEEEEEgions.

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McFatty7 3 points ago

Duh, don't you know that some "journalist" blogger knows better than scientists & doctors?

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thingaboutarsenal 3 points ago

Yes, New York, New York is exactly like Crystal River, Florida. If you don't believe that you're racist. REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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TheGulagKnownAsCA 15 points ago

When will they stop with this clown fiesta? Just open up the economy!!

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aangler100 8 points ago

Monday

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Anaconda -21 points ago

WRONG!

new guidelines just order all essential business workers like cashiers and warehouse workers to wear gloves and masks. non-essential businesses are still ordered to stay home.

so sad how when i go grocery shopping i see no workers wearing any gloves or masks.

the even sadder thing is once they tentatively open things up in may or june i bet over half of workers and employers will not wear masks for 8-10 hours per day and not replace them or wash them for the next day. they will wear it full-time for maybe 3 days and then say 'fuck it' and refuse to actually cover up their mouths and noses. people refusing to wear masks when they open things back up is what is gonna fuck us over and cause a second wave.

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dakin116 6 points ago

I think Fauci and Birx have you hook, line, and sinker

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NotProgCensored 5 points ago

Very concerning huh?

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago

How have you not been banned yet. Shill.

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ripturntle 2 points ago

He made a new account.

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aangler100 1 point ago

We keep one around, just so we don't forget.

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aangler100 3 points ago

The new guidlines don't Order anything.

You are a Chy-com shill.

Go concern troll somewhere else.

90% of America is still working, and earning money.

The Dow is up 2000 points this week.

The Chinese Democrat Rino Pandemic is over.

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PinkoTheClown 3 points ago

What a fitting username for a snake.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago

I just wore an N95 mask with an exhaust valve for a couple of hours, while I was using a paint sprayer.

(Don't freak out, I already had it before the Chinese bought up all our existing stock at Home Depot and Lowe's and sent it back to China in January)

I don't know how anyone can wear it all day. I had to take a break every 30 minutes or so just to breathe freely for a bit.

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pray_for_kekistan 2 points ago

your local guidelines? The White House guidelines still only say:

Work and engage in schooling from home whenever possible

https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/03.16.20_coronavirus-guidance_8.5x11_315PM.pdf

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10MeV 2 points ago

Here in Michigan, the governor declared she's extending the Emergency status by 70 days. Nice. Gives her the foundation for extended tyranny.

And... today... they just announced the Stay-At-Home requirement is extended until the end of April. Any bets on whether that ends then?

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aangler100 1 point ago

She would have to go to the legislature after April 30, Michigan has the best a pretty good a rino/republican Senate.

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aangler100 1 point ago

Did you mean Clown Siesta?

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stjdalen 15 points ago

New Zealand opening up, even Italy and Spain want to open up at the end of April

Trump will open this economy up very soon. Dems and Fake News will call him a murderer

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SkitShowPhrenia 4 points ago

They’ll call him a murderer no matter what

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Sarlaccpitmaster 1 point ago

That’s it!!! Seriously who is going to be swayed in November based on what Trump does with ‘rona??? Nobody!

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SisterCovfefe 1 point ago

Pres Sanchez (Spain) said today he anticipates asking for another 15 days to extend the "estado de alarma" to May 10th.

The local paper had a photo of a soldier standing in the middle of a pueblo making sure the abuelas don't congregate and gossip.

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mikejones 2 points ago

Was listening to fake news CNN and they are trying to act shocked that maybe the country reopens in the next few weeks as they start hyping up new cities as the next hotspots

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 14 points ago

Dipshit doesnt understand supply and demand

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago

I'd like to see it at $1 a barrel with unprecedented demand. . .

 

I'm a unicorn!

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 2 points ago

You simply have no grasp on reality kid. The only one interested in communist faggotry is you. I'm not your fucking faggot boyfriend though, so stop making accounts to harrass me.

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NormaJeanRocks 14 points ago

Now imagine how much lower the death rate would be for this if they didnt report EVERYTHING as a Corona virus death.

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago

Why isn't THAT being talked about? This thing is struggling to hit Influenza A/B numbers, doesn't have to fight a vaccine like flu does, and we have treatments that work. That have been proven in the field to work. But for some reason, we are still shut down in a way that this country has NEVER been shut down. This is ridiculous.

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SpaFixr 2 points ago

If you test positive, drink a fifth of vodka and wreck on the way home it’s a Coronavirus death.

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roflcopter 14 points ago

Love these briefings.

What would Bathouse Barry have done in a similar situation?

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GaiusOrangeJulius 10 points ago

No lockdown. No virus. Just some flu. Nothing to see here, move along.

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SkitShowPhrenia 8 points ago

If if if if okie doke’d it

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sustainable_saltmine 8 points ago

shoot hoops and "monitor the situation"

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Bye-den 7 points ago

intubate self

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drsowells1fan 7 points ago

Lead from behind.

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45semiautosp 5 points ago

Covid Summit

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TrumpSavedWesternCiv 2 points ago

He would have stated that he has the ability to sniff out the virus on people. This would be his excuse for sniffing everyone that walks by

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NotProgCensored 1 point ago

Play frequent golf like he did during H1N1

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Midawg 14 points ago

Male privilege strikes again

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VirTW 14 points ago

We need to get our site upgraded so it can handle our furious press briefing commentary!

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MakeAmericaGreat9 14 points ago

REAL BIG NEWS TOMORROW

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the_mcgee 14 points ago

Serious Daddy today! Nice.

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Visceroth 14 points ago

Reports are testing positive 20%, but cause of death 100%. Suspicious.

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tluther01 14 points ago

notice its the ones in dnc owned media and government who are singing that things need to stay shut down? aka mother fuckers that arent being laid off from work

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ElectricChad 14 points ago

Gonna be more muh masks, muh ventilators, reeeeee, everything is Trump's fault, Pence is a big ol meanie, etc.

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aangler100 3 points ago

I think it's going to be about racist, because data.

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DAR1783 14 points ago

This little shit thinks he's running the country

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tinkesquire 14 points ago

Hoping for more info on the economic task force. And a commitment that the economy starts slowly coming back after the 30 days. No more delays, no more extensions.

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Pede 5 points ago

How are they counting 30 days? The shutdown began on 3/16. It's been 24 days now.

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tinkesquire 3 points ago

Trump said Easter, then at one briefing he had a 30 days from then to flatten the curve. It supposed to end on April 30th.

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago

Imagine the task force under a Warren Administration. Desmond the Amazing decides gay strip bars and leotard shops are essential businesses.

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Midawg 14 points ago

Mike Pence will make an awesome president

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Kanxo 14 points ago

I'm dreaming here but one question I would like to see:

Dr. Birx, you stated that underlying conditions pose a much greater risk to this disease. Can you tell us the percentage of ICU patients and deaths who DIDN’T have an underlying condition (e.g, Obesity, Asthma, Diabetes, Hypertension and Renal Disease)? Or would that percentage be so low that people wouldn’t be afraid anymore?

Or perhaps one of you already know the answer to this question? Is 10% too high a guess?

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Tylerlc22 4 points ago

We wont get a question like that without a Tomi Lahren ir similar.

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SkitShowPhrenia 2 points ago

Don’t underestimate the number of people with one or more of the conditions you listed. Very few people are truly healthy in the US.

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Kanxo 3 points ago

Well, dang, looks like this link might have my answer:

17% seems a little high to me so will be taking a closer look.

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xmetalgod 4 points ago

put it on acosta, I'm on the phone!

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AbrahamLincoln 13 points ago

Lol they're going to say the oil price every day since that first idiot got spanked.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 3 points ago

He did also just get off the phone with Putin and Saudi Arabia

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Staatssicherheit 13 points ago

My name is Eugene Scalia. You killed my father.

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aangler100 4 points ago

Is that true?

spez: I know they killed the Chief Justice, is this really his son?

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SuperBriz 9 points ago

Yes he died of coronavirus in 2016

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 8 points ago

Wet works, wet markets; What difference, at this point, does it make?

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aangler100 1 point ago

Podesta

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Hillarys_Diaper 1 point ago

😂😂😂😂.

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Yucky 3 points ago

Yes, his son is the Secretary of Labor. He took the position after Acosta stepped down.

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Hillarys_Diaper 3 points ago

Are you Seriously his son?

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Hillarys_Diaper 2 points ago

What's 2 times 2?

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Malsikcuf 3 points ago

1.5-2.2 million. Just going off these super duper reliable models.

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Songofsixpence 13 points ago

Trying to imagine Biden giving a press conference...

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Mad_Hattie 13 points ago

And again, NONE of them are wearing masks.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 1 point ago

Good. When the outbreak started Korea and China were calling it a "cultural difference", then Chinese authors started putting out articles and tweets all over the place about how we all have to wear masks, then the fake news started pushing for them in the daily press beatings, and now I see YouTube promoting a "creator on the rise" who had almost no content and no subscribers until she started putting out videos about how to sew your own masks. We're being fed propaganda and homie don't play dat.

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spezisthedevil 13 points ago

Good. We shouldn't be "testing" every healthy American when we don't even test fake refugees for disease.

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago

here here. I havent really gone anywhere except a couple walks around the block since this shit started. I shouldn't need a q tip shoved up my nose and test negative before I can go back to work in person.

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BestTimeToBAlive 6 points ago

Such a good point

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Visceroth 13 points ago

Will you postpone good trade deals because of virus? Idiotic question.

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SiBear117 13 points ago

Important interview with Dr. Scott Jensen on Laura Ingraham's show that blows up the Coronavirus number padding going on.

https://twitter.com/Demon1111Slayer/status/1248316116323258372?s=20

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 13 points ago

ReeeeeeeePorters now complaining that it’s too windy outside 😭😭😭😭

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myredditnameisfake 3 points ago

I am in Indiana and the wind is kickin. 30 mph at least. GEOTUS's hair can only do 32 mph. If it hits 33 mph we go into an infinite time loop where Hillary is president for the next 5000 yrs. God save us all.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 2 points ago

The little babies are INSIDE

they’re just complaining they had to go outside and it’s windy 😭😭😭😭

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VelvetFoot 13 points ago

This is the president's call, not these eggheads.

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Hillarys_Diaper 3 points ago

And then after Swallowing. He would lube America for a hard fucking by the Communist microdick of China be it economically, militarily or both.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 13 points ago

Short conference today. Only 1 hour.

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Hillarys_Diaper 26 points ago

Trump turned the tides. Not much more fear porn to be published

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aangler100 14 points ago

They know we are over the hump, the peak, the apex.

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Centipedeboy 13 points ago

If we had Hillary Clinton right now we would have had a complete government take over. Thank your lucky stars for Donald trump.

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PinkoTheClown 1 point ago

If Hillary was president then China would've never become desperate enough to do this in the first place.

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sustainable_saltmine 13 points ago

WE DO NOT NEED NATIONWIDE TESTING!

if you never got the virus because you've been stuck at home, you should not be tested or need some "certification" to prove it.

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slrpnls 1 point ago

I feel fine. No testing necessary for me.

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Mrsattorney 13 points ago

Dr. Doom overstating the deaths in NY...

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Hillarys_Diaper 7 points ago

Fuck him.. fire him.

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paskeezy3000 13 points ago

What do you say to the people who (insert bullshit)?

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BiscoFever 2 points ago

I want to know how many Obama press conferences had questions loaded with this statement..

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 13 points ago

6:30 BRIEFING JUST ANNOUNCED ON THE SPEAKERS

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago

Thank you! Staying tuned.

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 4 points ago

PRIME TIME

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AbrahamLincoln 13 points ago

"There's cases in New York, why aren't we testing rural Idaho reeeeeeeeeeee?" - Acosta.

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DemsWantYouDead 2 points ago

Can Acosta even point out Idaho on a map?

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DrPhoenix210 13 points ago

Why is Acucksta allowed in when they’re not airing on CNN? Give OAN a front seat already.

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Bye-den 3 points ago

That's Abilio James Acucksta, thank you.

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Desperado 3 points ago

Because every time Jim opens his cockholster more voters turn towards Trump?

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 12 points ago

I’m hoping they’re delayed because they’re trying to find a way to clean up the Oval Office after Trump told Fauci he is full of shit.

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HeavyVetting 12 points ago

The media still grasping for anything that lets them maintain panic.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 12 points ago

HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE HOLIDAY DEAR PEDES! ✝️💐🐟🐥🐰✡️💟

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aangler100 12 points ago

Trump Briefings are the Best briefings. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

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45semiautosp 4 points ago

Other briefings, not so good. But that's ok. Not everybody has it. I have it. Some others don't have it.

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aangler100 3 points ago

Governor Whitmer does not have it. Joe does not have it.

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Staatssicherheit 12 points ago

Shout out to the Energy workers. Trump is single handley trying to save all sectors of the economy.

The Strategic Petroleum Reserve is a supply of petroleum held by the United States Department of Energy for emergency fuel. It is the largest emergency supply in the world, and its underground tanks in Louisiana and Texas have capacity for 797 million barrels.

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ElectricChad 12 points ago

Camera people in full masks with gloves. None on the media cucks.

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MagaCat45 12 points ago

Kinda quit watching these but find it very hard to believe that Trump doesn’t know these two docs are working against him.

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the_mcgee 5 points ago

They have no power here.

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mikejones 2 points ago

Just needs 2 talking heads as distractions.

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OneBreathe 12 points ago

DACA get them OUT

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Hillarys_Diaper 5 points ago

OUT! OUT! OUT!

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SirWilliam 12 points ago

Fire Dr. Scarf, Fire Dr. Farcei

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GaiusOrangeJulius 6 points ago

Hate the stats not the scarf!

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debi_birx_scarf 7 points ago

Have some bricks.

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168011 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.6641312848847942782928288% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1847.45633239217606322621532 MILES WIDE and 492.363631322001713681995467 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Cmchn 2 points ago

That scarf din do nothing to no one

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Sigma 12 points ago

“This scarf came from Africa....”

-Dr. Deborah Birx

All my questions and worries are now set to rest.

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago

My scarf hails from Aaaaahfricaaah

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Bye-den 12 points ago

Looking very Presidential today, has not gotten into personal stuff with any reporter.

nicely done!

need to remiind Demoncrats about the suicide prevention hotlines

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aangler100 13 points ago

You spelled "the reporters didn't attack the administration people or the taskforce" wrong.

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Bye-den 6 points ago

very fair point. they are learning

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Staatssicherheit 10 points ago

Trump fights back. If someone pulls out a knife at someone, would you criticize the other person for pulling out a knife to defend himself?

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago

As Californian government official, yes I would!

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debi_birx_scarf 12 points ago

Color is overrated. I brought a more saturated vibe today.

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mercynurse 12 points ago

If I’m paying taxes, the government is not closed

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WEWLADSDALWEW 1 point ago

Now on that, we agree.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 12 points ago

Give me your energy, Pedes. I just got finished idiotsplaining to some cunt on FB that HCQ is approved for treatment. Jeez she went on and on. I think my brain is fried.

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST

JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

CHINA IS ASSHOE

ORANGE MAN GOOD

CNN IS ISIS

IT'S OK TO BE WHITE

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MeatloafFvck 6 points ago

I watched a redpill in action on Facebook, a douche bag I know from work was bashing Biden and Trump (a Bernie Bro) and his friends were all jumping in bashing Trump as well. Then his sister chimed in to say Trump was pushing a drug that was killing people (HCQ) and doesn't care who dies, one friend responded and said "well Lita, that drug saved my son's life from Covid19 and I REALLY like Trump"

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White 6 points ago

Sounds like you wasted your energy talking to an idiot. Try not to do that :)

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9x10again 5 points ago

It’s tiresome teaching the unreachable

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45semiautosp 3 points ago

The FAKE NEWS is still pushing the "harmful side effects" and the "nurse quits no masks" stories. They never stop. Proven false over and over and over.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 1 point ago

This was on my Senator (D)'s page. I got a lot of support.

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago

Watch "Side of Beef Chucked into Van" or "You'd Be in Jail" and rest for about 5-10 minutes afterward. You'll feel like a new man.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 3 points ago

Mental disorder and psychotic levels of denial have come to have a certified validity because of their irrefutability--even to the point of being misinterpreted as being a powerful form of intellectuality. It has become common for people who routinely engage in chronic psychotic levels of denial to consider themselves as being mental powerhouses, and to be considered by others as being mental powerhouses, because no one can break through their irrationality. This is often supported by a self-referencing congratulatory inner voice which says, "(guffaw) He REALLY didn't have an answer for that one!" And they are correct. He didn't have an answer.

And neither will anyone else.

http://members.citynet.net/theanalyticpapers/debate.htm

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GiantEnemyCrab 12 points ago

.win needs moar power. Lots of loading failures.

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ChuckedBeef 1 point ago

Yes Please

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SiBear117 12 points ago

Went by Advocate Illinois last night around 11pm. On Wellington across the street from the Wellington Brown line stop in Chicago. The Main and Emergency entrance are one in the same. Three staff members were sitting at the table doing NOTHING!

Chicago is NOT a problem, reopen American ASAP!

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GBA4ever 5 points ago

Heard at Pritzker briefing he doesn’t know when the McCormick place facility will be put to use.🙄

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OMBOMB 12 points ago

F your model

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DAR1783 12 points ago

Fauci wants us to all stay in our homes until we go insane and we're so broke we start voting democrat.

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Anaconda 12 points ago

POTUS is doing a great job with the crappy cards he has been dealt with

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birdslovetrump 7 points ago

Agreed. Absolutely. You can tell how shaken up he is by all of this and how much he cares about all of us.

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sustainable_saltmine 12 points ago

HERD
IMMUNITY

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aangler100 12 points ago

Hey Fouchi, for you a "bad week" means "we beat the chy-na Virus"

We have to see peak new cases hospitalizations deaths reeeeeeeeeeeeeee WE DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD DO THE TRAVEL BANS,

WE THOUGHT HE WOULD LISTEN TO THE chy-na centric WHO

chy-com, rino, globalist, expert, democrat pandemic BTFO

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AlphaNathan 11 points ago

When will Obama endorse Joe Exotic?

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thuggishruggishtrump 3 points ago

He's going to endorse big Mike once he replaces Joe.

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aangler100 2 points ago

He's looking into it.

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45semiautosp 3 points ago

When valjar says.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 1 point ago

Do I need to watch this Tiger thing? I cancelled my Netflix a long time ago. Is it worth the hype?

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago

Netflix

You answered your own question.

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TwistedChemical 11 points ago (edited)

Trump ‘I was tested for the virus the other day, I didn’t have it. I’m not wearing a mask because I’m not worried about it - it would be to protect you from me’

Media, knowing he doesn’t have the virus nor does anyone else in there, cover their faces like a bunch of dumb fucks pulling a political stunt at the White House.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there are many purposeful photo ops today by over theatrical reporters in order to get some bullshit story that will be on every media site known to man with the headline ‘trump doesn’t wear mask at briefing, doesn’t care about public workers while trying to flatten the curve’

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HiddenDekuScrub 6 points ago

I'm convinced he already had it and did the malaria drugs on himself. Remember how he sounded pretty tired at the SOTU?

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TwistedChemical 11 points ago

Luckily, Trump is pretty transparent. If he had it, there’s no way we wouldn’t know. He probably seems tired as all of them have been working around the clock in order to see a positive - and they keep coming, which means a more angry media.

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9x10again 6 points ago

Maybe he’s had the plasma. High up folks get treatments the ‘regular’ people don’t. There’s no other explanation for RBG, for Instance.

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TwistedChemical 2 points ago

I mean, maybe he’s a half robot half plant based machine? Anything could be a ‘maybe’ he hasn’t said anything so I don’t understand why you’d need to assume just because he was tired one day?

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Cmchn 2 points ago

Are you saying Blood Dragon was based on a true story?

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CarpenterRichard 3 points ago

RBG

They have a cure for cancer man. No way she shoulda lived thru all that.

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9x10again 2 points ago

Makes you wonder!

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago

Who is Fauxi going to pay homage to on his way out this time?

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KAGallthetime 7 points ago

Probably wearing a Mao T-shirt under his dress shirt

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stjdalen 5 points ago

He always flirts with Jon Karl before Trump and VP enter the briefing

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ElectricChad 11 points ago

REEEEEEE not enough tests! How many fucking times are they gonna ask this bullshit question.

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mikejones 11 points ago

Media, techs, photo people being tested before entering.

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aangler100 4 points ago (edited)

looking for evidence of CCP

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago

CCP?

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aangler100 2 points ago

thanks

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago

No prob

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago

MUH TESTING

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LittleBlackKat 11 points ago

Trump 2020!

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stjdalen 11 points ago

Mnuchin has said he believes Trump will open up economy in May. Very good news

No doubt Dems and Fake News will blame him for anyone dying of kung flu after May

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 11 points ago

6M unemployed a week says by “sometime in May” we are around 40M unemployed to save a few people. It’s a horrific trade off.

Burning the Biltmore down to kill a spider.

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ElectricChad 11 points ago

Big news tomorrow!

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 3 points ago

I missed Trump. What did he say about tomorrow?

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Visceroth 3 points ago

That lots happened today and we will hear tomorrow.

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9x10again 2 points ago

Airlines, oil deal, tomorrow’s subjects. Also maybe farmers.

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ElectricChad 2 points ago

Nothing specific. He just commented on more news.

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hollow_fang 4 points ago

HCQ results???

...One can dream, right?

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago

F "indigenous" people, what about the Amish?

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Jcholl9 11 points ago

Thank you, Mr. President have a good day!

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Staatssicherheit 11 points ago

In other words, the flatline states will reopen first. Who said that recently?

Enemy press is trying to get a soundbite from Fauci that they can use against Trump later.

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tluther01 18 points ago

i have news for those mother fuckers we didnt elect fauxi to run the country..ultimately opening back up is up to trump..watch that bastard write a book trashing trump when this is all over with

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DAR1783 7 points ago

Yep. He likes being the center of attention. In control.

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yuge_igloo 4 points ago

He’s had the same government job since 1984. He must like it.

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OneBreathe 6 points ago

Gov. want to keep it shut down

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sustainable_saltmine -7 points ago

yeah all the states that have a lesser effect on the economy. not the financial or tech centers that move markets

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thewild1one 2 points ago

How quickly you forget that the financial and tech sectors don’t feed the country. No food, no economy.

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GBA4ever 11 points ago

People in those poor urban areas aren’t staying at home. Shootings are up.

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nds19 11 points ago

End the self-imposed depression. This is beyond ridiculous

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xmetalgod 11 points ago

It's Mr.Buzzkill everyone!

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SuperBriz 11 points ago

Shut up you fucking hobbit

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mercynurse 11 points ago

FauxXi is a Face Toucher

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Midawg 5 points ago

Seriously,fuck this guy and his models

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Dueler312 11 points ago

Glad Boris Johnson is out of ICU and is doing better.

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Wheredidiputit 10 points ago

Complicated business folks

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 10 points ago

YOU DOWN WITH PPP?? YAH U KNOW ME🎶🎶🎶🎶

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 10 points ago

THE LADDER IS STILL OUT!! Obviously a dog whistle to Putin 😭😭😭😭 REEEEEEE

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debi_birx_scarf 10 points ago

I went for a double whammy today. 50% Sicilian cotton and 50% Greek cashmere.

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago

Please don’t be too tight, your host is getting constricted blood supply to the brain.

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45semiautosp 6 points ago

Does it pop? It has to pop.

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debi_birx_scarf 5 points ago

Not even Corn Pop can pop like me.

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arcanum 1 point ago

They grow cotton in Sicily?

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debi_birx_scarf 1 point ago

You think dope is their only export?

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Trump4evar 10 points ago

When are we opening up the economy??.?...?

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McFatty7 10 points ago

Tell me again why we can't prosecute a country? (China)

Sovereign immunity doesn't apply for acts of terrorism. (Covid-19)

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Sigma 8 points ago

Probably racism, or something.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago

Because nobody can enforce anything against a country. Better off just bombing the shit out of them, like we did with the other terrorists.

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McFatty7 1 point ago

Ok, but why not simply impose:

  • Crippling economic, trade & travel sanctions for extradition requests not honored
  • Executing arrest warrant(s) for whenever the head of states & cabinet members travel outside their country, revoking diplomatic immunity

We already did it for Venezuelan "President" Maduro.

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cccpneveragain 10 points ago

Couldn't it also be that men are wasting fewer tests by not showing up and trying to get tested when they don't have the correct symptoms?

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VelvetFoot 10 points ago

Why are low attack rates out West due to mitigation? Everything is improving because of mitigation, ie, killing the economy.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 10 points ago

Sitting at work waiting to be essential. Time to tune in

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sustainable_saltmine 10 points ago

heres the mighty midget
how are places still having "record numbers of deaths"?

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thingaboutarsenal 10 points ago

STFU Abillio

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 10 points ago

Let's get one thing straight, Corn Pop, in '17, America's second fiddle-- 16.. We all know now that all men are created by- ahh you know, the thing!

And I like kids. And kids like me

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 3 points ago

Lmao "I have a stong headache when i go to sleep and wake up"

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MeatloafFvck 10 points ago

Which China spy will be there today ?

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MakeAmericaGreat9 10 points ago

CONFIRMED THE PACKAGE IS BIG

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Win4Don 10 points ago

I want the card..... gimme the card

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the_mcgee 5 points ago

DO THE THING!

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mercynurse 10 points ago

It is now known that Justice Antonin Scalia died of WuFlu

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keepwinning 1 point ago

And a pillow over his face, but mostly a pillow.

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aangler100 1 point ago

the same thing that killed seth rich killed scalia

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Trumpchoochoo 1 point ago

Hilary?

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Thep1mp 1 point ago

Hillary Clinton?

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Yucky 9 points ago

SHE CALLED OUT THE FUCKIN SCARF!!! LOLZ!!!!

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pede8 9 points ago

If you used to make 600 per week, and under employment you make 300 and now you get 900 per week, why would anyone want to ever go back? Asking for a friend.

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aangler100 5 points ago

Because nobody wants to live on 900$ /week for the rest of their life, well, maybe pot heads, and basment dwellers, but not average americans.

We are capitolists, not children.

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keepwinning 0 points ago

2 month paid leave...

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aangler100 -3 points ago

you spelled 2 weeks wrong, people have only been off 2 weeks.

This is how I can tell you are a fake new shill!

Did you know the Hydrochloroquine pills are RED?

hahahaha you are such a loser.

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keepwinning 0 points ago

Omg, get a clue xir. Economic package covers 2 months. Look it up.

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aangler100 0 points ago

nobody has been off work for 2 months

And I'm not taking 2 months off, 90+% of Americans (and illegals) are still working just like they were 3 weeks ago.

It is really a relatively small number of people who are not working as a result of the Chy-na Flu, we can help them out, it is not a big deal, you don't really need to be concerned about it.

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keepwinning 0 points ago

Yeah, 1 of 10 us workers is all. You're right, nothing to worry about for any of us who are fortunately still employed.

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aangler100 1 point ago

You don't read so well fake news, less than 1 in 10. and hey if you are laid off because of the Chy-na Flu, go get a new job, problem solved.

I am not "fortunate" I planned well.

... continue reading thread?
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