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The Bee strikes again (media.thedonald.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Truglow
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TwoCurvedHollowFangs 52 points ago

Well, hereโ€™s the thing. People like to do a lot of double-talk, and then they get the bubble pop, and the rusty razor blades that you used to tap on the curbs. And we really have a chance as Americans to get rid of Ronald Regan in the White House. It reminds me of the soldier I met him n Afghanistan that had his arm blown off by the VietCong.

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that_sound 27 points ago

Look, man...

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ZacPetkanas 19 points ago

C'mon, fat!

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PigBeenBorn 12 points ago

Cโ€™mon, Jack!!

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Mrsattorney 15 points ago

Push-ups right now...you and me.

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Airvh 9 points ago

He would probably do more, if there was a little girl under him he could sniff each pushup.

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TEXinLA 13 points ago

I got hairy legs that turned blond in the sun...

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 11 points ago

I love roaches jumpin in my lap!

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 13 points ago

You might cut me but I'll wrap this chain around your head !

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TheProphet 7 points ago (edited)

This might be funny to you but sadly it is an all too real reality for that soldier without his arm. or was it the leg...? you know, the thing...

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covfefe2525 6 points ago

Cut the malarkey, Jack!

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joe_bidens_nostrils 4 points ago

Why why why why why?

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mightiest_m 3 points ago

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..

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PotentialWizard 17 points ago

Can't keep ol' Joe down! Not even Corn Pop could, and he was a bad dude who ran some bad boys! C'mon man!

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Mrsattorney 9 points ago

Yeah, and Corn Pop used the pomade...

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BigMikesBigBlackCock 14 points ago

That's it you guys first Bernie and now Biden !!!!!!! I'm sick y'all's bullshit and I am reporting you to the reddit mods over at r/politics !!!! This shit can not go on !!!!! Fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Prepare for a ban !!!!!!!!

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DonTread 9 points ago

kek

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago

He bought that mask from hunters Coke dealer

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Hitlersdog 8 points ago

Homerun! Lmfao

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MAGAlikeLINCOLN 6 points ago

He just needs some old style boxing gloves. For hygiene you know

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I_LUV_WINNING 9 points ago

Listen here Fat, i'd like to take you out back behind the gymnasium and we can work things out that way!

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SlipperyFire 5 points ago

I'd laugh but The Bee has been accidentally correct before so I can actually see him doing this.

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TEXinLA 4 points ago

Dog faced sniffer soldier...

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CheckorHold 4 points ago

Lmfao! Listen, fat!

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g0rdy 4 points ago

He sold his olfactory to China

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joe_bidens_nostrils 4 points ago

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

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BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago

That's what it is. This has this whole Sunset Boulevard feel. Joe's delusions - of which he has effective enablers - protect him well.

Should be a real blow-out of a ending.

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Vanyle 3 points ago

So not related at all, but makes me laugh - We have a employee that wants to wear a mask but because she can't breath thru it very well (it is a N95) she pokes holes in it.

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TheMagaladon 3 points ago

Look fatty

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dubler6 3 points ago

Keep the lady from OAN away from Creepy Joe.

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AntsCamera 2 points ago

I'll take you behind the gym with cornpop and sniff your hair, I'll do it until you re elect Donald Trump for senate.

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basedtexapede 2 points ago

Too late, I already voted for the other Biden.

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WuTangFlu 2 points ago

Has Snopes debunked this yet?

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scott31337 2 points ago

Spicy!

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TheDonaldVET1 2 points ago

Hahahahaha! Holy fuck I wasn't expecting that! Lmao priceless

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago

Just when you think they canโ€™t get any spicier!!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ

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Bye-den 1 point ago

not the only thing he cuts a hole in

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cbonez416 1 point ago

Hahah Brutal bois!!!

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Oda_nicullah 1 point ago

This got me fucking rolling

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