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spez_inthe_turdpond 178 points ago

I’m not seeing it! LOL

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Rainman 97 points ago

His part of the Internet? Is that the part where you dial in with a modem?

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Razeontherock 43 points ago

I can't tell I'm just not seeing it, lol

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Bob383 30 points ago

Tell him he has to do a hard reset on his computer. He has to rub a magnet over the hard drive 30 times.

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Maelstrom 69 points ago

His name is Soibutthurt. That’s a troll answering a troll.

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TheRealPierreDelecto 22 points ago

Good catch haha

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Deplorable223 13 points ago

like with a cloth

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1776-or-1984 9 points ago

Drag system32 to the recycle bin to upgrade his part of the Internet

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago

Drag system32 to the recycle bin to upgrade his part of the Internet

Unlikely to do anything from Windows 7 onward, because of system file protection.

Also, Win is unlikely to allow you to do it.

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VetforTrump 6 points ago

Ha

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Razeontherock 2 points ago

Shouldn't we be donating bulk erasers? You know, to a worthy cause.

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trashquatch 1 point ago

Reboot f8 in safe mode

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Madman2020 25 points ago

It's the part that Mom and Dad pay for.

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DeploraBen 16 points ago

He's on the wrong tube is all.

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Pumpingiron_Patriot 11 points ago

Bro...it is 64k upstream and downstream.

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BlackFlag 4 points ago

57k downstream, 33.6k up, half duplex.

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Erikabodereka 6 points ago

The internet spins on an axis. Im sure it will get to his part soon. He needs to just sit tight and keep refreshing.

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createaccount 5 points ago

his internet is the eternal loser's excuse - lag

😁

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago

It’s called the internet ghetto for a reason

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publ1us 4 points ago

He needs to download the latest update to the internet, clearly.

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TheBoggl3r 3 points ago

To continue the update, press any key.

"Which one is the any key?!"

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago

I was supporting a software system in the late 80's, they actually had to rewrite the user manuals to rephrase that "press any key" comment.

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ohhwerd 3 points ago

Leeching his neighbors wifi I bet

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Necrovoter 1 point ago

Rotary phone binary access only. Dial 2 for each 0 and 9 for each one. It may take awhile.

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago

OK, I'll bite.

Some sites have different versions for different regions. Although "my part of the internet" isn't the best terminology to describe that, it seems reasonable enough to me.

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dissenter_track 51 points ago

I think it's a satire account– "Soi Butthurt"? Little on the nose. 😂

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FergieJR 18 points ago

I mean, that is a troll..... [email protected]

His name is soi butthurt and thinks he has a part of the internet. It's a troll account.

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TruthIsForceOfNature 10 points ago

kek works in mysterious ways

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Cyer6 7 points ago

It's like when you're following someone on the freeway who's driving like an idiot, then you pass them and look over at them and say to yourself "yep, that's what I thought he (or she) would look like."

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Meatbank84 5 points ago

He looks like he is utterly worthless to society.

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BraveBraveSirRobin 4 points ago

Well....His name is Soi, so..yunno.

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago

methballs

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago

His handle is soi butthurt

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Wess-mantooth 12 points ago

His name is soi butthurt, decent troll on Bernistas though

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GulagDweller 1 point ago

Bern has just announced he has DOUBLED his previous return rate to his faithful followers. They think double nothing is a great deal and go back to their gaming.

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high_iq_big_pepe 133 points ago

Clearly a troll "[email protected]"

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Staatssicherheit 73 points ago

I think this post itself is 4-chan trolling us about trolling the refunds. Troll Inception.

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Shadilay1776 41 points ago

Ahem Trollception

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missfrew 16 points ago

Clearly some other @Soi has stolen his b.

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MagnanimousDonkey 2 points ago

Glad I didn't have to scroll far to find the other sleuth.

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thedaynos 2 points ago

lol i saw the face and thought it was too good to be true

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Rainman 33 points ago

4chan MUST get a url that is similar to Bernies and link to the refund page

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 15 points ago

Is bernlesanders.com available?

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NoStepeDePepe 7 points ago

Yup. Asking price of $999.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 6 points ago

Nice, although that is a bit expensive. Do you think the chans could set something up where someone clicks the refund form, enters their address, and then we ship them either (a) salt or (b) tendies and honey mustard?

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago

Nah. Redirect them to an obscure page on the IRS' website. Something with a form.

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NoStepeDePepe 2 points ago

Could certainly be done, but that's yet another expense to set up and run.

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PresidentPreston 60 points ago

🤣🤣🤣

This is great for so many reasons, not the least of which is it should start to subtly make all these socialist burnouts believe they should get a refund.

I imagine the mental process like this:

“Those frickin’ Trump supporters are trolling us. What a bunch of jerks. We knew there would be no refunds when we donated to Bernie. I mean....sure, it’d be nice to have my money back now that he’s out of the race, especially now. I could really use that money. But we knew we weren’t getting it back, stupid trolls! Jeeez. I mean, Bernie is a great and decent man (unlike Drumbpf!), so it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he sent our money back. It’d be a really nice gesture, but none of us expect it, you trolls!”

🤣🤣

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spec17 21 points ago

The mental gymnastics 🤣

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SoYuge 7 points ago

Forreal in their memory it's like:

Everyone: Here, have some chips because you are totally not fat at all.

Bern supporters: Kewl, thanks:)

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Edmond 40 points ago

Oh my goodness. This could be one of the biggest trolls of all time.

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hoffytown 14 points ago

Never forget, He Will Not Divide Us. Impossible for one weekend of fun to eclipse weeks of trolling Shia.

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ATRAYA 26 points ago

It's so cruel, and yet... I don't want it to end.

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0095D 9 points ago

Because we have to see if these fags and autists can actually get Sanduhs to say "no refunds." I'm going to die if that happens.

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six5_SMK 24 points ago

Does this mean 4chan is also behind the crypto-currency boom?

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Razeontherock 9 points ago

yes

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warlord1 6 points ago

Well cryptocurrency has its own merits. It doesn’t particularly need the chans to do marketing for it

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StunLikeAnAntelope 18 points ago

Don’t worry, bro. It’s been redistributed.

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whiskey_shitz 16 points ago

Check out the user name tho....

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pursuitoftruth1776 7 points ago

basing off that it would seem real. You cannot even create satire anymore. Leftist reality has become more deranged than satire can aspire to be.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 13 points ago

Yeah it's not rolling out to the west coasts internet until about 3pm tomorrow. They have to fill out some paperwork and get some approvals before they can ship it out to them.

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BuyPepe 12 points ago

Soi butthurt

Lmao can’t wait until they have to formally say “no refunds”.

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TheGasNinja 11 points ago

You magnificent bastards.

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SimPilot 10 points ago

This is amazing. I love it.

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Magentapede 9 points ago

I hear disabling your adblock and closing some of your furry porn tabs helps.

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BetterThanReddit 1 point ago

Lol on this. Great comment.

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MarySmith 9 points ago

Too funny.

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spec17 8 points ago

KEK

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Meatbank84 7 points ago

Poetic justice that their beloved twatter has been repurposed by pedes to fuck with them.

No refunds commies, back to the bread line 🤣

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FreeSpeechMaster 7 points ago

LOL...this is AMAZING!!!

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Deplorable_Ruski_Bot 6 points ago

best part

if you go to www.bernie2020.org Trumps website pops up! (domain fwding) the madman owns bernie2020.org

FUCK YEAH MUTHER FUCKERS>...in your face BernBros

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago

Our Madman GEOTUS owns over 3500 URLs and he bought them before he ever announced his presidency. Multi dimensional chess!!

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wrongaddress 6 points ago

Soib, needs to refresh your cookies and milk.

(Ha, Soib is a new account helping to perpetuate the refunds - created April 2020).

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LittleBlackKat 5 points ago

Yo, my part of the internet can't see it. Do I need a Windows update?

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PillarOfWisdom 5 points ago

Weird...I'm only seeing a "Donate" button. I wonder why he'd still be taking in money if he dropped out of the race.

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fcdru 4 points ago

You almost feel bad for them...

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1776-or-1984 4 points ago

Of course his name is "Soib Utthurt" hahahahah

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mrgreencard 4 points ago

I hope Bernie comes out and makes the official statement that he won’t be issuing refunds 🤣

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BumpForTrump 4 points ago

That has to be 4chan troller. Awesome!

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Tardigrade 4 points ago

Cruel, but necessary.

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deez-nutz 4 points ago

They should spice things up by saying the refund button is only available to those who Bernie feels needs the money.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 3 points ago

Soib... as in Soiboi? LOL!

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Silkom 3 points ago

Soy boys and girls get your money back

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remember1776 3 points ago

MY PART OF THE INTERNET?

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago

That's titties and beer right there...

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sir_rockness 3 points ago

for my part of the internet!!! hahaha

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago

This is Rick roll 2020!!

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago

I think he might be in on it. The picture is stereotypical and the name is soib (so I Boi?).

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SoYuge 3 points ago

(hides and laughs rlly hard)

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago

I just wanna say I love you guys.

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FakeName4Safety 3 points ago

OMG, this is phenomenal! I suddenly like TWATTER now! At least, until this goes away.

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toophless 2 points ago

This is utter stupidity or comic genius..either way I'm laughing my ass off!!

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The_Him 2 points ago

I love this site. And 4 chan I guess. lol

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chairborne101 2 points ago

/pol/ deserves a standing ovation for this one.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago

Even has soiboy moniker

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Mark0alag0 2 points ago

Is a second troll trolling though...? Come on....Soib....soi b ...soy b(oy)....? And the pic. C’mon.
Don’t get me wrong I love it but the reply is not real Bernie bro.

“My part of the internet”. LOL!!!

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No_Fun_Allowed 2 points ago

That's just cruel. I love it.

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ThePatriotGames2016 2 points ago

this is awful

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bolonaro 2 points ago

The Soy is strong in this one.

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Nimble_navigator92 1 point ago

Ma fuggas name is soi b. Lmaooo

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AceOfTrumps 1 point ago

Thank God for archiving

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sun_wolf -1 points ago

FAKE NEWS.

There IS a Refund button on the site, but it is being rolled out on a State by State basis based on the location of your ISP. Yes, it sucks, and yes, the Bernie campaign should have been prepared for a full roll-out on launch, but apparently this was a last-minute decision by Bernie Sanders himself and he caught his team somewhat off-guard.

Don’t believe me? Try accessing the site through a VPN that lets you select your State (Alaska worked for me). Obviously when you fill out the refund application form it will come back with an error if your ISP doesn’t match your mailing address, but at least you will be able to access the form itself to prove it is real.

I’m no fan of socialism, Democratic or otherwise (see: Venezuela), but as Trump supporters, we should be better than this and call out FAKE NEWS on both sides. And this is, like Jim Acosta, not just FAKE NEWS, but VERY FAKE NEWS.

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Nrdrsr 3 points ago

If there is such a thing, it is likely for states where the primary has not happened, which is an entirely different thing for "rolled out on state by state basis".

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Lockherup2020 1 point ago

you got inceptioned

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Nrdrsr 1 point ago

I didn't think people were trying to inception here, makes no sense. There's a lot of it on Twitter, which is great