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Visceroth 51 points ago

And the speed bag.

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Pres-Trump 16 points ago

That will never not get old. Maybe it's not funny laughing at an old man... but I'm just laughing at a commie.

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uzi5v2 12 points ago

I wouldn’t know what it’s like to laugh at an old man, I’ve only ever laughed at commie scum.

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Pres-Trump 5 points ago

Took the words right outta my fingers.

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago

It’s somebody punching a punching bag and it pops back in his face. That’s hilarious no matter who it is. I don’t care if it’s Mother Theresa.

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MilanosTittySprinkle 9 points ago

Don't forget the Titty Milk Girl Protestors. He took that L too.

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ilovemyprez 3 points ago

I now feel bad because I laughed so hard at this 🥊

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basicevent 2 points ago

Came to say this. Good job. The collective memory of this community amazes me.

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Visceroth 5 points ago

I maybe only remember because I memed it when it happened. I'll repost and host it here this time, but here's the gif: https://i.maga.host/78u4tu6.gif

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workinating 3 points ago

Historical KEK!

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago

I came here to say this. I like the way you think.

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Imransgarage 29 points ago

What about the amateur Gal-Qaeda stage rushers???

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CarlosCornPopDelecto 6 points ago

Why are these images always censahed? Why should only the millionaihs and billionaihs get to see these breasts? Boobies are a human right, not a privilege!

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MythArcana 22 points ago

I dunno, he walked away with millions of dollars and didn't have to do a damn thing to earn it. If that's losing, I must be in some really bad shape! 😨

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PurestEvil 12 points ago

No refunds!

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katsumi27 20 points ago

Don’t get the shower picture

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SwampSwan 20 points ago

Some time ago he had either a black eye or a cut forehead, don't recall which, and the story was that he fell in the shower.

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Southern_Belle 14 points ago

Did he join the black eye club, too?

That would explain a LOT.

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SwampSwan 2 points ago (edited)

I looked for news stories, can't really find anything except this: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/bernie-sanders-gets-stitches-after-cutting-head-shower-door-n983776

There's this video, I only watched til the guy showed the pic of BS with the bandage & black eye - less than a minute into the vid. It's apparently from the same 'fall' so who really knows...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgUOKRoT0oM

spez: omg right below our comments, u/AverageIQIndividual already posted the NBC link before I did.

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SwampSwan 1 point ago

Maybe - I can't remember if it was his eye or his head tho. I'll look, see if I can find the story on it.

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago

It was a cut on his forhead

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SwampSwan 11 points ago

And they were puppets (probly not for the DNC like Bernie is tho)

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unspecified_user 4 points ago (edited)

And they appealed primarily to children with little to no experience living as an adult with responsibilities.

And they lived in a consequnce free multi-culti fantasyland.

And the one character who was not enmeshed in the "It's a Small World" illusion was sick of everyone else's bullshit because he knew it would end with them all living out of trashcans (which he wanted all for himself because he was a shrewd capitalist hedging against the future that would certainly result for Bernie policies)

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TwoCents 2 points ago

Excuse but pbs is supported by all sorts of Islamic groups. Just look at that new Martha Stewart cooking show

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ImWithHearse 15 points ago

And the vegan protestors. You’re going to need a bigger meme.

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learntocode 11 points ago

the fuckin shower

my sides

oh god ...

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mathteach314159 6 points ago

I didn’t get it.... help?

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BackChattel 6 points ago

I thought it meant that that was how his wife satisfies herself...

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MilanosTittySprinkle 3 points ago

Top Kek 😂

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learntocode 3 points ago

His hair is a mess. Usually a balloon or comb is shown to indicate something he uses on his hair (the balloon) or avoids or is afraid of (the comb). This wrinkle to the joke got me LOLing.

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The_Peter 10 points ago

Before Nov. we'll be able to say the same thing for Biden.

The bottom 2 might be and/or but I'm sure the DNC still has their heart attack gun they used on Andrew Breitbart.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 9 points ago

How is there not a balloon in here.

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BoughtByBloomberg 8 points ago

The balloon was used to get his heart going again.

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xmetalgod 10 points ago

And then he used it to brush his hair.

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googurt 2 points ago

Corn Pop.

He fucks everything up.

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nakedjay 2 points ago

Looks like a political compass meme.

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Shakakka99 2 points ago

There should be a comb in there somewhere.

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AphexRedux 1 point ago

Square 5 : Basic Economics for beginners.

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CallmeDJT 1 point ago

What's the joke about the shower?

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pursuitoftruth1776 [S] 3 points ago

He fell in the shower. He wore a huge bandage on his head as a result for a while.