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Highball 89 points ago

One scoop.

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FuckReddit4545 35 points ago

LMAO

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catbertz 25 points ago

You had one scoop Joe. One scoop and you lost it already. Where do you put it!? You're going to need that damn thing when Trump starts wrecking your shit. Joe... Joe! Stop sniffing the cat on camera. FFS...I quit.

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WheeeeeThePeople 13 points ago

One scoop, no terms.

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LookFatty 12 points ago

But 'tendies' is way better..

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PartTimeHick 4 points ago

LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE TENDIES HIS THE- FLOOOOoooooOOOOooooaOOOOOOOOR

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IslamObamaWigwam1 2 points ago

Good boy points

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try4gain 58 points ago

trump is about to destroy a disabled man

i cant wait

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ronburgandy 26 points ago

Get ready for muh "Trump mocked a disabled reporter" x10000.

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ChokingOnARedpill 19 points ago

You know, John Stossel took a look at that. He pointed out that's Trump's mannerisms were the same for every person he mocked. The media created the disabled man argument. Might have even set him up to BE mocked by Trump for that reason.

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decaptcha 8 points ago

You might even call it "fake news".

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xiao_maga_part2 6 points ago

That's what completely red pilled me on Trump. I was onboard the Trump train (because fuck Hillary), but I saw the report he mocked the reporter for being disabled and thinking what the hell is going on here.

Then I find out it was completely taken out of context it only sharpened my support for Trump.

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TrumpTrainBot 5 points ago

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,819,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.664 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpTrainBot 5 points ago

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,829,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.663 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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AmeriPede 9 points ago

It would not be his first time.

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Meister_Bockmist 7 points ago

You sayin Hilldawg is having a peepee?

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Captain_Triips 3 points ago

the debates are going to be hilarious

if biden and the dems don't figure out a way to weasel out of them

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Thompson204 27 points ago

These Biden memes are top notch!

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amerika_f1rst 6 points ago

the REAL Joe could never put together that many coherent sentences

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Pres-Trump 23 points ago

I stared down Popcorn, and told Orville my mind. Or was it Cornpop, either way I'm your democratic nominee for senator, and if you don't vote for me, vote for the other Biden. In other news: President Trump debriefed the corrupt WH press corps for 90 minutes for the last three weeks.

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AlphaNathan 21 points ago

Funny story, I used to work IT at a hospital, and the CTO once asked me how to open a PDF.

The CTO.... my boss's boss.....

If you know how to pander to the board, your actual knowledge means nothing.

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CousinEddie 13 points ago

I worked at a hospital as a consultant. Easily the dumbest workforce I’ve ever encountered.

Directors who couldn’t use excel. Many employees barely understood windows explorer or outlook. We implemented pen and paper KPI boards, like you see on a manufacturing floor, bc nobody could figure out how to actually use a computer.

This was the business administration end. If you’re ever wondering “is everyone else smarter than I am?”, look to see if youre working in healthcare administration. If so, yes.

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xiao_maga_part2 2 points ago

Worked at a hospital once and can confirm. There were employees that didn't know how to use email, and me knowing how to connect to a network printer made me a computer programmer in their eyes.

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Razeontherock 5 points ago

Panderer in Chief, it should be a College major!

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cuckslasher 4 points ago

social skills and networking is everything

the higher the position the less actual work you have to do anyways its mostly meetings and telling other people what to do

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago

New DNC motto:

If you know how to pander, knowledge means nothing.

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Captain_Triips 0 points ago

do you know how to change your oil?

any grease monkey at Jiffy Lube can do that

you don't have to because you pay someone else to do it

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OliverWillis -1 points ago

This actually is the correct answer. It's not what you know, it's who you know.

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symptomatic 10 points ago

That’s malarkey. He campaigned in the other Arkansas!

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Razeontherock 7 points ago

Our Kansas?

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ChokingOnARedpill 2 points ago

That was actually the other Biden.

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MAGAnic316 9 points ago

*pdfile

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Slider 8 points ago

Fucking Joe Biden lol! I crack up every time I see this meme template

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unleash_maga 6 points ago

Working in IT, and supporting people who are now fully dependent on a machine they can barely use, this may be my favorite meme ever.

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OliverWillis 2 points ago

Same exact situation, this meme hits home. Brings a tear to my eye, really :_)

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MrTrumpsWildRide 4 points ago

In a few months, the memes will destroy this pedofile globalist cuck.

We've been holding fire until the enemy moves past the choke point so we can cut off their retreat. The normies still haven't been fully exposed to this deviant's child molesting ways.

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Hearthsted 5 points ago

I hope that all Trump does in the Trump-Biden debate(which isn't likely to happen) is to repeatedly condemn the Dems for putting this clearly sick man on the debate stage.
"...and there just aren't any reasons, you know, not to vote, look fat I mean, when I was professor at Harvard..."

"Mr. President, you've heard what Joe Biden thinks about Planned Parenthood funding. What is your response?"

"This just isn't right what the Democrats are doing. This man is clearly ill. Are you okay, Joe? Could we please just stop this? I feel really bad for you. Doesn't anybody love you? I mean this is just sick."

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MythArcana 5 points ago

Look here, man! I put my shirt on one leg at a time. I'm the leader of the working class, you butterfly-chasing, tamale-gobbling hippo jockey!

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EPic 2 points ago

They call me lunch box Joe. What’s a lunch box, who knows. Want to go outside and do push ups ?

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MarySmith 2 points ago

lol

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago

Hopefully they hold onto their anger (they're good at that) all way way through November and refuse to vote for Biden.

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BarronDonPepePants [S] 6 points ago

Bro go check out the Reddit posts. They’re fucking eating each other alive like, well like a bunch of starving cannibal communists eating one another alive

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FuckReddit4545 7 points ago

Happy to announce I mined plenty of salt today on r/shithole. I kept one account just to fuck with these people, it's almost too easy.

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BarronDonPepePants [S] 6 points ago

dawg I’ve got 22 accounts no lie

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago

Good man

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socialistforthee 2 points ago (edited)

Commie kill commie, just like Mao and Stalin shattered bromances.

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CosmicMuffin 4 points ago

Everytime I see him in that outdated T-top with the aviator sunglasses on and that smirk, I cringe. Joe would be the guy in the neighborhood who lived out his widowhood to the max, having the loud and obnoxious hot tub parties with all the leftovers from the local bar and would call the HOA on you just because'.

And he would have a huge growling dog who left big shits everywhere but you can't catch him in the act and everytime you asked him about it, he would give you this leering, huge smile with seething hatred you can actually feel from behind those aviator sunglasses while he lied straight to your face.

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HillaryCankles 4 points ago

Can we all start calling him Uncle Tickles?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago

Where's my muscley armed paper boy? I've got a whole freezer full of popsicles !

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Number2withfries 1 point ago

I like that +1 to you my friend.

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Number2withfries 3 points ago

Corn pop was a mean dude.

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kanklesmustswing 2 points ago

Biden will be rolled out in a wheelchair by a small asian boy for first debate calling it now!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago

And slowly begin to finger paint with his own feces while singing "Chattanooga choo choo"

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12323Josh12323 2 points ago

Haha app go crash

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Super_degenerate 2 points ago

Lol cornpop go brrr

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Meatbank84 2 points ago

No refunds!

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Captain_Triips 2 points ago

incorrect

"What is a PDF?"

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Listen_FAT 2 points ago

You called?

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LookFatty 3 points ago

What...????

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wrongaddress 1 point ago

One scoop Joe.

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yourmomspasta 1 point ago

Alright, who's buying popcorn for the debates?

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Pedeville 1 point ago

Fucking great meme 😂100100100😂😂👌👌

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Awilen 1 point ago

If Biden gets elected, the cabinet will run the office. Not "his" cabinet though. Remember the Citibank cabinet?

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