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ShrikeDeCil 75 points ago

They'll lash out at BLM somehow. And it will all end up "our fault". Somehow.

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Please_Clap 10 points ago

They'll all lay down quietly.

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RabidZoo 6 points ago

I thought tendies wif hunny mussy was for autists?

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Hufflestuffer 2 points ago

Where do you think I come to get my news before I fire up Robinhood? SPY 1000c 12/7....two scoops baby!

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the_pragmaticist 2 points ago

Core rekt. He may not know of what he speaks.

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GeoG85 22 points ago

That's what they would want. A predictive outcome from the Chaos. But Chaos, especially, Chaos, has no prediction. Who knows what will happen but we know something will.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 27 points ago

It's like giving a bazooka to a kindergartner... Not sure what's gonna happen, but it's gonna make the papers

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IcculusBased9 [S] 8 points ago

This guy Goldblums

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FeddyCaeks 7 points ago

Berniechaeon the Everchosen has joined the chat

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Reev_Jax 13 points ago

They will all roll over and vote for Biden, why are you assuming they have some higher form of reasoning?

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rooftoptendie 11 points ago

I honestly don't know how its gonna go yet. My progressive peeps are reallllllly quiet right now.

Part of me thinks this will go roughly like the last time, and you will get 10-15% going to GEOTUS, and 10-20% abstaining, and the rest doing as theyre told. But then another part of me thinks this will be a huge blowout crisis of the left.

No trashcans are on fire yet, so...

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TheDonaldVET1 6 points ago

Haha ain't that the truth!?!! Lol

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Straightwhitewhale 1 point ago

Van Jones in November - "This was another whitelash!"

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GadsdenFlag 37 points ago

Sorry to go off topic but... WTF is that image from? lol

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SquiggyMcPepe 41 points ago

Old 50's ad for shirts with a modern photoshop layer.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/497/230/f74.jpg

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SwampSwan 17 points ago

Outstanding work!

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Rainman 10 points ago

Yes very well done and represents the Bernie Bros sentiment right now

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GadsdenFlag 0 points ago

Thank you.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 34 points ago

Not sure but it looks like a Norman Rockwell-type painting with a healthy & happy family. Now they need to update it where dad comes home to find out his kids are gender confused and his wife is screwing the neighbor.

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Patriot76 11 points ago

Underrated comment. My fucking god pede, that’s fucking glorious.

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WeinerLapTop 6 points ago

*his wife has started a throuple.

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TwoStar 10 points ago

It is oddly disturbing. A wholesome family with happily murderous intent for their breadwinner.

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spez_inthe_turdpond 9 points ago

Yeah, that is from an old book called “When daddy banged the ladies at work”

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago

I'm curious too

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Shalomtoyou 4 points ago

I wanted to ask the same thing. Lol.

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NocturnalPatrol 33 points ago

The vast majority of them will still vote Democrat.

Understand, these people have no principles. They would vote for Donald Trump if he had a D next to his name.

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womp-womp-twice 6 points ago

John Miller (D) 2024 ?

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RuleoVicus 14 points ago

"The Great Tendie Riots", imo, has a better tingle to it

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iVote 15 points ago

It will be a bloodbath played out on the world stage. Stock up on popcorn. It’s going to be glorious!

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HumphreyBeans 14 points ago (edited)

I didn’t vote for Romney or McCain. I understand.

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TwoStar 12 points ago

Ah those motherfuckers made me vote for them. I hated doing it, but I hated the thought of Obama as our POTUS. Dammit. Fuck the both of them with a rusty shovel.

That shitstain McCain - I wrote him off, then he picked Sara Palin for VP and I was fooled into thinking he actually wanted to win, but he clearly didn't give a shit whether he won. Fuck that guy.

And Romney, don't get me started on THAT greasy fuck.

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brother_red 6 points ago

Are you me?

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago

Well, I'm you, just a little bit younger. Fuck Romney.

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago

I think it's all of us conservatives who have a reluctant home in the RNC because where else are we going to go?

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PelosisDentureWater 1 point ago

You thought he wanted or knew how to win by picking Palin? Why? She was horrible for him.

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TwoStar 3 points ago

It turned out that way, but it was largely his fault.

She was not establishment, hadn't gone for the nom, a few things that made her a surprise. I expected someone from the Bush camp.

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PelosisDentureWater 5 points ago

She really just felt like he was trying to grab an identity-based vote. "See, look, a woman! You got the first black President so I'll have the first female vice President." Whole thing just felt like weak, focus group pandering, except without a focus group and just based on his or the RNC's assumption. Nothing against her. She was run through the typical media machine. But she wasn't the best candidate.

I mean, whatever, it worked out, and McCain was a total piece of shit. Kind of evident by the fact that the Dems adopted him as their pet Republican.

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TwoStar 2 points ago

I think I was so demoralized by the primary season and the candidate that I saw the DC outsider as a bright spot.

The GOP had it all wrapped up long before Florida so my vote was meaningless. The debates were lackluster. I knew the guys I liked could never win. It was a shit sandwich.

I liked that she was a Governor of an energy state and that she wanted to produce American energy instead of kissing OPEC ass. And she was energetic to counterbalance McStain's total lack of energy and charsima. At that time that was good enough for me.

Ahhh I'm pissed at the GOP all over again!

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DrBJTester 6 points ago

KEK²

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1776-or-1984 4 points ago

PepeCubed

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Barack0bama 11 points ago

it will actually be flipped, Bernie supporters will be blamed by democrats for Joe Biden's loss

how dare they not vote for a senile rapist and child molester?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago

They still blame the Bernie Bros for the Side of Beef losing.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 6 points ago

Agreed, but that comes in November. That's The Grand Salt Harvest.

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RuleoVicus 10 points ago

Oh this is 🌶️

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Zog1 9 points ago

We need to push the #NeverTrumpNeverBiden stance. It’s unlikely many BernieBros vote for Trump anyways, so having them stay home is a big plus.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 13 points ago

The best way to do that is to demand that they vote for Biden. Rub their noses in the Biden stink and demand their fealty to the DNC and that sick old bastard. Be a condescending asshole about it. I've been doing that all day and the responses have been great. They already don't want to vote for him, so being goaded and berated to do it just makes them resist it even more. Try it. It works.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 4 points ago

Tell em Biden's going to pick Warren for his running mate while you're doing it. They'll stroke the fuck out

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago

Hillary works even better! They hate Hillary more than they hate Biden.

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BuSpocky 3 points ago

I like it. What are you saying to them exactly?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago

To be honest, I'm not really saying anything different than the Biden supporters are, just being a little more aggressive and abrasive. I say the "Vote BLUE no matter who" line a lot and tell them that they have to rally behind Biden. I suggest donating to his campaign and tell them that they should volunteer too. I say they they aren't really progressives if they refuse to support Biden, and that they owe their allegiance to the DNC. I also like to prop up Biden by extolling qualities that he does not have, like eloquence, integrity, a sharp wit, etc. Any negative response that I get in reply, even a reasonable, respectful question, I respond to with shaming, denigration, and personal attacks.

I follow a lot of Democrats on social media and I've observed these interactions between progressives and establishment Democrats. The divide and animosity between them is real and I'm happy to do my part to promote it.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 3 points ago

Username checks

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ErogenousMaximus 10 points ago

So for what it's worth, I'm one of them that absolutely did support Bernie in the primaries in 2016 and voted for Trump in the general. As much as people think we don't exist, we really do. I intend on doing the same this year. I like Bernie, I think he's generally an honest guy that cares about his cause, but I don't think that Trump is satan / ORANGEMANBAD. I've generally benefited under his presidency because I'm not a tendies grubbing basement dweller and actually have a job, so yeah.

For real though, TD_Covfefe_Crusader is right, the demanding that people vote Biden is the easiest off switch.

Also, literally only Donald was nice to Bernie supporters today. Everyone else was either gloating, condescending, or having a party (Hillary's old staffers.)

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Zog1 4 points ago

Fair enough, whatever works to make sure Biden loses as many votes as possible.

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PelosisDentureWater 5 points ago

This is the way.

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Deplorable_in_PA 8 points ago

The DNC is nucking futs if they think the Bernie Bros will get behind Biden. The hardcore Trump reeesistance will, but most won't. The Bros wanted an actual progressive candidate that talks to issues they care about, not another corporate crony milquetoast dem. They feel abandoned by a party they supported for decades and will see Biden as a Shrillary 2016 redux.

Popcorn ready for the DNC convention! I can smell the BO, soy, cannabis, and patchouli already!

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DocOne 7 points ago

Sooo what's up with Milwaukee?

And where is that hilarious picture from?

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IcculusBased9 [S] 6 points ago

They moved it from July to August, but I bet they're looking for a way to 86 it, make it online somehow

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DocOne 7 points ago

You can't make Milwaukee burn online

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IcculusBased9 [S] 6 points ago

And you can't vote for Bernie from the futon. Those fuckers are all talk.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago

They will do a virtual riot just like their virtual "climate strikes".

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Toucansexual 4 points ago

Is the lady stabbing herself with her knife, or is it just and oddly drawn butcher knife?

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IcculusBased9 [S] 2 points ago

Good catch. Its a cleaver.

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Mrdarkshine 4 points ago

They aren't going to do shit. They were indoctrinated by their university professors and progressive media, and they will easily be indoctrinated into falling in line with the DNC. All they need is Buzzfeed, reddit bots and paid twitter shills to tell them what popular internet opinion they should adhere to.

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DemsH8America 4 points ago

Damn... this place always makes me chuckle!!! You meme warriors are on another level... one day I’ll get there. KAG2020

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IcculusBased9 [S] 5 points ago

We're fucking loaded for bear over here.

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behemoth887 4 points ago

nothing's going to happen. the dnc absolutely shit slammed the bernouts in 2016 when they had everything going for them. only somebody delusional enough to be a lib in 2020 would think there was any chance of it somehow going better for them the second go around.

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TheDonaldVET1 4 points ago

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Spicy!

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago

This is exactly how it be. Topkek, sir!

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IcculusBased9 [S] 3 points ago

👌

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Tellsyouhow 3 points ago

They're limp faggots. They're not going to do a thing and probably wouldn't even have got off their blue haired asses to vote for Bernie anyway.

They'll all fall in line like the good cucks they are.

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streakybacon 2 points ago

What is this from?

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z89101 2 points ago (edited)

!!!! pay up bytches !!!!! coming from indoctrinated-fuktards to their master gulag fraudsters....

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Magentapede 2 points ago

Remember Susie, you have to hold the knife sideways to get past the ribs more easily!

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FeddyCaeks 2 points ago

I'm sure they'll either vote for Dementia Joe, because they're enormous hypocrites, or not vote, because they're cucks. That's BernieBros, folks.

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cbonez416 2 points ago

Damn those Bernie bro are high on soy. These SOB are pissed off. They will trash the conversation. No doubt!!

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Supercharger 1 point ago

Oh my god, are you trying to incite violence? Reddit admins, kick this guy out! Oh wait, I forgot I’m on td.win, thank god.