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mikeroolz 177 points ago

It's the cuck version of 2 scoops, 2 terms.

NO RAGRETS, NO REFUNDS, NO TERMS

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DrBJTester 69 points ago

Please clap - Jeb

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utfanx2 55 points ago

No Jobs.

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PyroSphere 44 points ago

No class, no money, no hope, no sex, no brains

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 38 points ago

Oh there is sex.... just not the kind you want to know anything about

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mikeroolz 20 points ago

Username checks out.

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Taffy550 9 points ago

I dont need to know. ty

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GuerillaYourDreams 8 points ago

Just please God don’t let them breed!

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Awilen 8 points ago

Nah, those end up at Planned Infanticide. /cynic

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago

They will all be raising their wives sons. No breeding, no refunds!

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FuckReddit4545 6 points ago

This has something to do with Cuomo's nips doesn't it?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago

Yes, when they clang together sparks shoot out of his ass

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ZacPetkanas 4 points ago

Oh there is sex.... just not the kind you want to know anything about

Does watching the bull with your wife count as sex? If so, they're having it regularly

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polish_snausage 6 points ago

No futures

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark....

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark....

I want a doctor to take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well....

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OliverWillis 18 points ago

NO BREAD

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crucialchicken 9 points ago

No Energy.

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masshole3 7 points ago

No deodorants.

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Dobbsfan2.0 111 points ago

The few, the proud, the unemployed.

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Taffy550 10 points ago

hahaha

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Rude_Narwhal 70 points ago

FEEL THE BERN

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Pres-Trump 36 points ago

They're feeling the Bern alright the burn of the tattoo remover. (God, I hope so at least.)

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Rude_Narwhal 29 points ago

Depends on how much of their parents money they've already spent.

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Pres-Trump 13 points ago

IDC how much money you have, unless you have an anesthesiologist making sure you're out that shit is gonna sting, and good serves those commies right.

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MeanAngryVeteran 14 points ago

I hope they all keep their Bernie the commie tattoos. It makes them easier to spot.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago

aldo the Apache intensifies "You planning on removing that tattoo after the election... See we don't like that..."

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Pres-Trump 8 points ago

Haha, I like the way you think!

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ZacPetkanas 6 points ago

We'll call it the "Pinochet FastPass" for helicopter tours

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MeanAngryVeteran 1 point ago

Fast Pass... HaHaHa Good Idea!

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xiao_maga_part2 9 points ago

That’s actually their herpes flaring up.

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nothingberg 5 points ago

Or the needles of a tattoo gun

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nothingberg 7 points ago

Halp! The Bern is the Sting

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Sting 4 points ago

Leave me out of this!

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago

I hate Sting (not the wrestler.)

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Sting 1 point ago

Was thinking of the blade Sting.

But the singer - I know a little about him and met him a few times.

He’s a bit of a nut about a few things, but he’s actually ridiculously nice to the people who have worked with him, very decent man in most ways and treats everyone well in an industry where his peers are divas. Very nice and kind man.

And Fields of Gold is one of the best songs of all time. Ten Summoner’s Tales is an amazing album.

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Brlove0915 57 points ago

Dude...

Sweet...

Cringe

😂

There's no testosterone in that picture

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VeryRarePepe 17 points ago

Lol!

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Mad_Hattie 47 points ago

People actually did this.

Holy crap.

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TP26 19 points ago

mental illness

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sackofwisdom 5 points ago

I was going to say there are probably a few people here who'd get a Trump tattoo, but I've never seen it posted. I have seen awesome framed photos though. Probably has something to do with the large number of Christians here. Body being a temple and all that. Not that it stops many Christians from getting tats here in the PNW.

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ronburgandy 3 points ago

I ain't never found something meaningful enough to me to be on my body for the rest of my life but some tattoos are honestly awesome.

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lerm4comptroller 3 points ago

Yeah, but they have a tattoo of a President. I'm not a fan of tattoos, but that at least makes some sense to me.

Having the face of an elderly Senator from Vermont tattooed to your person, especially when not even a resident of Vermont, is just fucking pathetic and hilarious.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago

Pacific Northwest. Seattle, Spokane, Portland are the biggest cities in the area.

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millipede55 1 point ago

Look for the Stalin statue and go by the smell.

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streakybacon 37 points ago

Bernie "Fucking Sanders" is the lamest one.

...who honestly thinks that guy is rock'n'roll? Lol.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 11 points ago

People on meth.

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TEXinLA 32 points ago

Wow. Just wow...

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Toughsky_Shitsky 31 points ago

Tatted losers inking themselves with a tat of a loser.

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Satellite 25 points ago

N O R E F U N D S

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MilanosTittySprinkle 21 points ago

MUH REVOLUTION... (also Bernie thanks you for his Sumah Camhp)

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Tranny_Fluid 20 points ago

Ew

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UsurpTheNarrative 17 points ago

Do not hire these people.

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taavofficial 17 points ago

This is much, much worse than people getting Super Bowl prediction tattoos

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xiao_maga_part2 16 points ago

Wow these people donated to Bernie and spent $$$ on tattoos. Who am I kidding they spent their parent's money. Mom's boyfriend is really going to be pissed off.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 9 points ago

Mom's boyfriend girlfriend

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SwampSwan 2 points ago

No it's ok - since Bernie will clearly win and they will never have to pay it back with interest, they spent their student loan money. Gender Studies FTW!

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trump_lsd 16 points ago

Imagine getting a communist Jew - a literal Bolshevik - who spent his life being a career politician...tattooed on your body. What in the fuck.

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woke-sheep 15 points ago

See also. Try-hard

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Ebbie8708 14 points ago

What’s more shameful: being the parent of a kid who supports Bernie or being the parent of a kid who supports Bernie to the point he got a fucking fisting tattoo?

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DrBJTester 14 points ago

Is it time to call for a voter's sentience test?

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Razeontherock 5 points ago

That and demonstrate that you at least know something about any the policy of candidate you try to vote for

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ZacPetkanas 2 points ago (edited)

That and demonstrate that you at least know something about any the policy of candidate you try to vote for

But where's the nuance in Bernie's platform? These 'tards could just say "Free shit" and be right.

spez: punctuation

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Razeontherock 2 points ago

Correct. And gulags!

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bill_the_butcher 13 points ago

the memes tonight are primo shit

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HiddenDekuScrub 13 points ago

The cult of bern is a rather strange animal...

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FreedomFromGovt 3 points ago

It actually makes perfect sense. The encouragement of cults of personality is a fundamental feature of hard-leftism. Since communism can be described as an 'atheistic religion' with the state as its object of worship, it stands to reason that its leadership are 'prophet', 'apostle' and 'saint' analogs.

These pathetic primitives, however, remind me more of a 'cargo cult': they're simpleminded supplicants who've marked themselves with the image of 'He, who will rain down freebies-from-above, for those who believe in Him'.

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_bryan 2 points ago

Seems every society is going to have these types.

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SuperBriz 13 points ago

Oh no

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SeleniteGrayAMG 12 points ago

Soy boys with extra soy.

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bukkake 5 points ago

Double fermented soy, even.

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Razeontherock 3 points ago

They have double fermented soy and ludicrous soy bots on r/bernie

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ObongoForPrison2020 12 points ago

Imagine waking up each day and being this much of a loser. I’d probably just kill myself, honestly. These people are disappointments to their family and communities. Total failures, huge dweebs, and super beta cuckolds.

Kill yourselves, Bernie Bros.

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cjcivicx 10 points ago

I would add any Democrat that thinks that Joe Biden is a viable candidate. They obviously have no brain activity anyway.

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dickslikeyeezus 2 points ago

For whatever it’s worth, as someone who lost a sibling to suicide, nobody should made to feel as if they should kill themselves

But, it is your freedom to have an opinion different from mine and it is your right to voice said opinion! 🇺🇸

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PaigeAshley 12 points ago

I'll tell you what's Berning...my eyes having seen these schmucks.

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slimcoat 9 points ago

Gross!

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Swampy 9 points ago

EPIC!

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PENNY 9 points ago

I feel like I can smell them from this picture. They smell like public transportation.

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WWG1WGA 8 points ago

Fuck that's good. Keep going I'm almost there.

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BestTimeToBAlive 7 points ago

Good night & sweet dreams, Pedes!! This was just so damn funny.

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TP26 7 points ago

Thats a fat L

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PelosisDentureWater 7 points ago

We have WAY WAY WAY too many losers in this nation.

I guess it makes sense that they would pick one to lead them.

Damn, I really want one of the people pictured to laboriously explain to us how they aren't a loser and we just "don't get it".

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phate451 6 points ago

NO RAFUNDS!!

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nazereth1 1 point ago

fucking lol.

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basedtexapede 6 points ago

So many nose rings and problem glasses.

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-BasedCentipede- 1 point ago

It's sad because the one in the middle left is actually cute. Other than being a crazy socialist of course. Mind virus.

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muhlum24 6 points ago

What the fuck

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wharfthrowaway 6 points ago

i really liked Ron Paul, but I never would've gotten a tattoo of him. Same with Trump.

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SCOTUS 5 points ago

These are the people who want to decide the fate of the country.

Now do Greta, Mueller, Nancy, AOC, and my favorite, Creepy Porn Lawyer.

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NvJohansson 5 points ago

The only thing more pathetic than that is the guy with the big Mueller tattoo on his back.

https://pluralist.com/mueller-tattoo-no-collusion/

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago

Thank you for not posting any Bernout tramp stamps

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basicevent 5 points ago

Look at those skinny little arms. Why they’re no bigger than a cigarette! I could smoke those arms!

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago

And that's not the right sort of attitude for them to have. Whatever they do they should do right, even if it's something wrong. TRUMP TATS

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SnackRobinson 5 points ago

So much soy.

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MoustacheWax69 4 points ago

My testosterone levels dropped just looking at this shit.

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AlaskaBear 4 points ago

Why would anyone want a tattoo of some old Jew on them?

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago

I’m sure the majority don’t even know he’s Jewish!!

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Gankenstein 4 points ago

No refunds for tattoos too

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SurfandTurf 4 points ago

Boy, that’s gonna hurt in 10 years.

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GunToast 4 points ago

YES!!!

SO GOOD!

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Chodeus 4 points ago

So trashy

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Calabash 4 points ago

I have a tattoo on my chest that says "No ragrets" in Latin

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TehAgent 3 points ago

But it really says 'Bathroom Cheese' in Chinese.

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IslamObamaWigwam1 2 points ago

Time for next level. Mine will say: “Donut Eva Ragret Nuttin’!”

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nothingberg 4 points ago

Literally feeling the bern, between 1-10 hours x 2 weeks

but the ragrat is forever...

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covfefe2525 4 points ago

Nice of them to mark themselves as gullible. Makes it sooo much easy for shysters and charlatans to practice the old adage a fool and his money are soon parted.

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago

These are the first candidates for the ID 2020 Bill Gates trials.

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BIG_TUNA 3 points ago

Don't stare too long... It'll decrease your testosterone levels

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bukkake 3 points ago

The cuckery!

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kamakura7 3 points ago

and the law of averages says not one of them voted.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago

I’ve never seen these photographs... so you’re telling me that these are the same people who scream about Christianity being a CULT??

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Conman 3 points ago

I didnt know you could taste soy from just looking at a picture.

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bvhinpem 3 points ago

hahahahahahah, you lose, aaagain!!

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Terstermernt 2 points ago

Bring on the "Here's how Bernie can still win" memes. lol

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MrTrumpsWildRide 2 points ago

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago

Did anyone show them a compound interest calculator for that 200-500 dollars they spent (probably living check-to-check) on a tattoo?

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pedeypete 2 points ago

Grandpa, who's this wrinkled old white Jew on your arm?

Oh,that was the cool, hip voice of our generation. LOLS.

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millipede55 2 points ago

Time for some amputations.

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Taffy550 2 points ago

Well, at least they'll have something to remember for the rest of their lives. Yeah, I voted for Bernie Sanders, it says so on my body. Hahahahahahaha

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago

I’m glad that in 1984 when I was a stupid liberal and voted for Jesse Jackson that I didn’t have a tattoo of him!!

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago

"Na'am sayin?"

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metal_slime 2 points ago

Rick James voice: “Cocain is a hell of a drug”

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superalienhyphy 2 points ago

Imagine working at starbucks part time and spending your life savings on a bernie sanders tattoo

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buffbrochad 2 points ago

These people are used to mutilating their own bodies, you think they really care?

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SwampSwan 1 point ago

Good point.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago

My first thought upon seeing these is from Steve-O's stand up comedy show. He told the story of how one night he got shitfaced drunk and got a tattoo of a man fucking a baby. The next day he sobered up and saw it and then went to another tattoo parlor and inked the baby out of it and just turned it into a black blob. Bam Margera saw it and told him that he should turn the blob into an ostritch.

Steve-O said, "you know that when your cover up tattoo is a MAN FUCKING AN OSTRITCH, that it was really covering up something horrible..."

https://tattoooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Steve-O-Tattoos.jpg

Now, whenever I see that, I'm going to pretend that under the ostritch... is Bernie Sanders.

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NaturalBornGinger 2 points ago

Jesus, imagine your significant other having that creepy half Bernie head tattooed to their ass? Instant mood killer. I’d run the first time I saw it.

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sharkman100 2 points ago

This is top kek

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mercynurse 2 points ago

An Army of None

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PotentialWizard 2 points ago

So sad, and funny.

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Awilen 2 points ago

No taxation without representation.

No representation without taxation.

These people shouldn't vote.

Fair?

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Cmchn 2 points ago

If getting a lover's name tattooed on you is dooming the relationship, doing it for a politician seems even worse. President Tattoo and you have 8 years at most to be together.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago

What's this about rug rats?

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TheironToaster 1 point ago

LoL have fun living with your shitty choice in tattoos

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Ampman69 1 point ago

Fo real?

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SimplePede 1 point ago

The man lives by his message and still smiles...give him that

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zerofoo 1 point ago

It's nice that these people brand themselves so we can stay the fuck away from the crazy.

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daflyboys 1 point ago

Burning Slanderers

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago

Ron Paul was the most influential politician in my life and the thought of getting a tattoo never popped in my head.

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Nostradumas 1 point ago

No one will remember this guy in two years. We barely remember the losers let alone those who lost to them. Who primaried against Hillary? Who primaried against Mitt? Second-tier losers get lost to time forever.

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Drinkup4 1 point ago

No refunds!

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago

The silhouette icon is top notch logo design. Simple and instantly recognizable. But this photo right here is exactly why I don't have any tattoos.

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_bryan 1 point ago

What does no ragrets mean here?

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Elduro 1 point ago

This is glorious! The salt mines, the tendies on the floor, it almost feels like 2016! Best timeline!!!

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TheGasNinja 1 point ago

On this good side, this looks pretty easy to cover up. Source: have watched several seasons of "Ink Master".

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TheGasNinja 1 point ago

(the little outline thingies I mean, the other ones... ok not so much!)

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magaorg 1 point ago

Up there with the mueller tattoos

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IvIA6A 1 point ago

It's the equivalent of those mustache tattoos on the pinky

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InTheGame 1 point ago

People who will tell you you're basically in a cult for supporting Trump.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 1 point ago

You can practically smell every one of these pictures. What is it with these people and forgoing basic human hygiene... Double digit IQs have trouble with even basic tasks I guess.

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ChokingOnARedpill 1 point ago

The Bernie hair and glasses outline one is kinda cool in an ironic punk rock kinda way, but not if it was your only tattoo. The other ones though...no redemption is more like it. The bigger ones are REALLY gonna be hard to live down in the future. Like, 2 steps down from a swastika.

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panama_sucks 4 points ago

nothing screams punk rock like getting a millionaire politician tattooed

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ChokingOnARedpill 1 point ago

That's why I said ironic.

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SwampSwan 4 points ago

In my opinion, it basically is the swastika of the modern age. The intense irony is that it's a picture of a Communist Jew. smfh...clown world.

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cellardoor 1 point ago

I’m investing in tattoo removal companies

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A_Russian_Wall 1 point ago

Not a single hour of work ever produced among any of them.

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Awilen 1 point ago

Truly, there's nothing like a Bernie Sanders shape tattooed on a fat, rude middle finger to change minds. It's time comrades, let's flippin' seize the means of production! /s

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the_mcgee 0 points ago

haha wow.