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mortyball 7 points ago

Calling out Obama re Biden was a masterstroke. Joe Biden has been the presumptive nominee for 1.. 2.. 3.. etc days and still isn't endorsed???

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EmperorCovfefe 3 points ago

He looks better than he has in a while. I think he is finally getting enough sleep.

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GBA4ever 14 points ago

I was watching. Never miss a briefing. Thanks for showing here.

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Ladybug87 32 points ago

Isn't it awesome how Corona prevented so many cases of pneumonia and flu and even helped reduce the number of strokes this year? Also, the number of deaths from those have dropped thanks to Corona. Maybe they should use it as prophylaxis.

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HockeyMom4Trump 13 points ago

That is amazing! Corona might actual be the cure for pneumonia, the flu, strokes, cancer, heart attacks...well, looks like we can get back to work now sense the death rate is balanced and pretty much what it would have been anyway.

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IamTHE3percent [S] [M] 15 points ago

If you missed it live, you can still watch the Press Briefing thanks to Right Side Broadcasting Network here. https://rsbnetwork.com/2020/04/live-president-trump-the-coronavirus-task-force-news-conference-4-8-20/

(Duration is 2 hours and 27 minutes)

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago

Thank you.

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honeymussie 20 points ago

"our brothas and sistas in the African American community" -Fauci today

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 12 points ago

Did he pull out some hot sauce?

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GuerillaYourDreams 6 points ago

And after all these press conferences daily he ain’t in no ways tired!

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LosPepesContra 48 points ago

Dr. Birx said, "we didn't think everybody would comply so well with our social distancing but it looks like they are." Oh boy, so is that the line now? We built a model and pushed out numbers expecting Americans to not follow recommendations?

Anyway, so now we have people who are 100 percent sold that the shutdowns prevented millions of deaths, and want to continue to shutdown for several more weeks. Then we have people like me who just want to get back to work. Can we not find middle ground? We've had 13 total deaths in Utah. 13 over a month. We have hundreds of people sharing supermarket aisles and standing in post office lines and we have 13 deaths after nearly a month of shutting down, which means half of that time the lock downs weren't even a factor. During peak flu months we average like 50 deaths. Including young people.

Now they are saying our ICU beds will be fine, we have no worries of ventilator shortages.

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HockeyMom4Trump 16 points ago

I agree. I am a SAHM in Minnesota and have never seen places so crowded. They shut down Minnesota until May 4th (as of today) and people have gone crazy. Normally when I shop this time of year stores are pretty dead. Even grocery stores or Walmart. But now, it is like Black Friday all the time. Our stores have limited their hours, too. So now instead of being open 24 hours a day they are open 10-12. Now everyone crams in at once. Early morning is "elderly shopping" or "high risk" hour and there are lines out the door waiting for people to go in. It's insanity. Had they just left everything open, told people to wash hands and stay home when sick and told elderly to perhaps quarantine, I think we'd have about the same results around here.

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sharthappens 5 points ago

MN governor is killing me.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago

I think people are finally waking up. This morning I was reading some comments from KARE11 social media. The vast majority of people were incredulous and questioning this nonsense. Look at the stats in MN. Last night I did some calculating. There were just over 1,000 confirmed cases, but hundreds of those had recovered and we've had 39 deaths. Doing the math, that means 483 people are currently confirmed cases of Coronavirus in a state with 5.7 million people. That is such a low percentage! This is insanity. 39 deaths in the entire state. The median age of deaths is 86. The virus is causing more economic damage, more psychological damage, more health problems as spring sports are canceled, families aren't supposed to socialize, children are missing school-online learning is not the same. This is the biggest pile of crap. We don't show car accident stats every night on the news. We don't ban cars because there are traffic fatalities. There is something very strange going on right now and I, along with most of Minnesota, have had it.

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MoscowCommie 19 points ago

I'm going to be really pissed in two weeks when I hear the line "everyone was safe because of these steps" even though there's no way to prove shutting everything down actually stopped the spread

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago

And now they have an excuse why their numbers were so off...

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DisgustedByMisleadia 7 points ago

Utah (and some other states) have been fortunate. You weren't seeded with a bunch of contagious cases.

So yes, there should be a middle ground. Lots of people work in a job where they can avoid spreading anything, even in the unlikely case they catch it.

Unfortunately, there are still areas where it's still spreading. So, we need strategies that addresses them and you separately.

The problem is too many people cannot deal with that ambiguity. And, there are still people that openly defy the Trump admin's guidelines. That's why it is still spreading. We should have been able to stop it in 3 weeks, as that's multiple incubation periods.

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BillyBobBarseau -19 points ago

There you are with your new shift in strategy. The decrepit old boomer who just admitted he would willingly sacrifice entire younger generations for his comfort. The dirtbag who openly despises younger generations and is on record for saying so.

Your fear mongering bullshit was that even with surrendering our rights and imprisoning ourselves in our homes we would still suffer all those hundreds of thousands of deaths. Nothing could stop it.

Now, your tactic since that is failing to appear is that this would have been all over by now if it weren't for those meddling kids simply living their lives.

Absolutely digusting! You should be damned ashamed, but you never have been. You've blazed through life taking and never giving back; robbing the next generations while now blaming them because you are a scared old fuck who thinks coronavirus has come to punish him for his sins.

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JackBurton 6 points ago

lol Bernie dropped out.

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BillyBobBarseau -4 points ago

I know. DisgustedByMisledia is livid and lashing out.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 8 points ago

Hey look everyone! I have a stalker!

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BillyBobBarseau -11 points ago

You're not worth stalking, but I will call you out on your hateful, fear mongering bullshit.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 3 points ago

Wow, you really don't know how pathetic you look, do you?

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BillyBobBarseau -11 points ago

Ok boomer.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago

LOL, remember what I wrote about looking back if you ever grow up?

This is the moment you should screencap and remember.

... continue reading thread?
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SisterCovfefe 9 points ago

dude have a snickers

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BillyBobBarseau 0 points ago

Hey, I get it. If all this troll and his friends did was post disinfo I could ignore.

However, when a pede voices their displeasure at governmental over-reach he and his buddies respond with "Oh well, then you don't support the President"

That's bullshit. Every Trump supporter here has paid a personal price for their support of GEOTUS. Some have been alienated from family, lost jobs or opportunities, lost relationships.

It is absolute bullshit for these trolls to attack Trump supporters that way and it pisses me off.

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GideonBayle 6 points ago

seriously. what in the fuck was this tirade about? Did he read something i didn't? Seems quite a bit of extrapolation from a fairly simple, common sense statement. Thats liberal level mental gymnastics there.

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angryamerican1964 1 point ago

The pandemic seems to have bought out the kooks unfornatly

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RahkeemTheMachine 2 points ago

The downvoting on the seriousness of WuFlu here is kinda dumb

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WEWLADSDALWEW 1 point ago

Dude all that we on the “other side”’of this are saying is that we should be following Trump’s lead on this. And if Trump says the social distancing is what has made the difference, why should we publicly contradict him?

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cara_c 14 points ago

Because it's a free country and we should speak our minds if we want to.

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WEWLADSDALWEW -1 points ago

Sure you should. But this is a pro-Trump forum. Or it's supposed to be, anyway. This kind of open hostility to a position of his would not usually be tolerated here. And no, I don't mean by the mods. I mean by the pedes. If you wanted to "speak your mind" that Voter ID was bs or that we really should have stuck with the Paris Agreement, the people here would shut that down quickly. And for good reason: because Trump is against those things. Yet for this issue, for some reason it's okay. I don't care if you don't like it. Fine. But be willing to call it what it is. Be willing to say "I'm not with Trump on this one." And don't call out others or downvote or harass them for taking Trump's position. Because this is supposed to be a pro-Trump site.

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Joesf23 5 points ago

Stop using common sense bigot!!!

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the_mcgee 4 points ago

This is what “data scientists” do. It’s dumb, 0 accountability or responsibility for their work.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 7 points ago

Hate the stats not the scarf!

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9x10again 3 points ago

Amen

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pmurTJdlanoD 15 points ago

Fauci waves to Abilio on his way out. Creepy.

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spec17 7 points ago

SILVER FOX!!! :D

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debi_birx_scarf 9 points ago

VP pulled out the card!

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spec17 12 points ago

30 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD!

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago

two weeks ago it was 15 Days to Slow the Spread

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laneybelle 5 points ago

exactly! don't keep moving the goal post ~ it's time for this quarantine to end ~ the southern part of my state was hit pretty hard, but we have very few cases in my area, with 2 deaths. We need to let our kids see their friends and play ball!

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago

Yeah, I think we have done our part to "flatten the curve" I'm about done sitting in my house in MN because 39 people out of a state of 5.7 million have died. This is BS

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spec17 3 points ago

DO YOUR PART

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago

Let's just all stay in our homes forever and then no one will ever get sick, have an accident or die. We can just sit in a chair with a mask on all day and wait for life to pass us by.

FUCK THIS NONSENSE. Slow the Spread. We've slowed it.

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tiamat 28 points ago

no country will ever shut down their economy during a pandemic again

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amopheldupsidedown 5 points ago

But they will, I think, all shut down their borders immediately every time China comes up with a new flu. Until a cure is found. That way, most of the economy keeps rolling along

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pede-o-saurus 3 points ago

Or just, you know, permanently.

It's the only way to be sure.

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45forever 4 points ago

See and I’m thinking all this praising of how good we’ve been, this is exactly what we will be doing. You know congress has a serious desire to keep passing stimulus porkulus bills. We are on a roll and each flu season and new novel virus have our name on it.

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pmurTJdlanoD 20 points ago

After the Mandatory Vaccinations, there won't be anymore pandemics. Now hold still, sheep.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago

Baaahh Baaahh

Our forefathers would be disgusted at what we've become

A nation of sheep

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mercynurse 28 points ago

FauxXi proudly ruined Dr. Peter Duesberg who was one of the top researchers in retroviruses in early days of AIDS.

Whether you agree with Duesberg or not, essentially all he did was ask reasonable questions.

Keep flouting your AIDS resume, puny.

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NotProgCensored 4 points ago

Wrapping up?

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Copernicus 5 points ago

It's a wrap.

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pizzzzaaaa 27 points ago

Why isn't the administration giving african americans instant immunity and free Xbox gaming consoles?!

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GBA4ever 7 points ago

Chicago mayor put 9:00 curfew on liquor stores. Too many peoples hanging out and shooting at each other. Hope they aren’t counted as covid deaths.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago

Look, they coughed right before they were shot. Presumptive Covid.

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pizzzzaaaa 7 points ago

I heard they are using bullets dipped in covid.

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Cup_O_Covfefe 6 points ago

Institutional bias, environmental racism, and redlineing.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 2 points ago

Always redlining

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thingaboutarsenal 7 points ago

"Is 'flatten the curve' a racist dog whistle"

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mintyfresh 26 points ago

Acosta's Q reminds me of the time a manager asked a colleague of mine how long it would take to fix a software bug.

My friend turned and asked "Tell me, how long will it take to catch a fish?"

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago

This is sort of amazing

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago

yep. as a web dev, it irritates me when non devs want a time frame to fix bugs or problems. it depends what the problem is and whether theres a solution. it's not something you can say "yes, we will have it up and running in an hour" and guarantee it

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cara_c 2 points ago

Good devs can give usually reasonable estimates of how long a problem will take to find and fix. They may not always be right, but of course people depending on a software program to run their business or accomplish other key tasks want an idea of when they'll be back up and running. An unprecedented pandemic is a different story.

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mintyfresh 2 points ago

I see you've not done realtime or embedded systems.

As I said earlier, Heisenbugs and some races (for example) are neither trivial nor deterministic.

Once you do some more serious debugging than O-O business logic, you'll get it.

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 1 point ago

No such thing as a Heisenbug. All bugs can be traced back to their cause.

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mintyfresh -2 points ago

If you understood what a Heisenbug is, you'd know it is fixable.

Just not by you.

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 1 point ago

I guarantee you I make twice as much money as you, because unlike you, I have never encountered a bug I could not fix. Take care, poser. Sorry you aren’t smart enough to fix bugs.

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mintyfresh 1 point ago

Now, think about this:

You use my code every day, multiple times.

You'd better hope I code better than you. If not, don't get on an airplane, for starts. 🤣

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jslenterprises 7 points ago (edited)

good fishermen can catch fish fairly quickly, because of knowledge, experience, and skill. the same is true for devs. only inexperienced devs cannot find a solution for the majority of bugs. when you finally come to the realization that bugs are fundamentally caused by flawed, and often lazy code (this also includes architecture of said code), you will change your tune. 100% of bugs can have fairly accurate estimated time frames to fix.

Also, when 'devs' used to be known as software engineers because of actual skill. those were the days when structured code was done right.

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SisterCovfefe 2 points ago

and no curly brackets!

(j/k)

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mintyfresh 0 points ago (edited)

Diagnostics are also excellent at finding known problems.

Heisenbugs and some races (for example) are neither trivial nor deterministic.

Once you do some more serious debugging you'll get it. Like finding a bug in X.

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 1 point ago

Let me guess. You are an HTML “programmer”. Microsoft Frontpage, right?

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mintyfresh -2 points ago

Wow, you script kiddies are sensitive tonight.

Try radar, not M$ drivel.

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 1 point ago

Says the guy who can’t fix bugs. The only people who talk like you are shitty interns who drastically overestimate their intelligence.

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mintyfresh 0 points ago

I can see you've never written a line of code in your life. Good luck with JS!

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Warren_Puffitt 9 points ago

Damn...Abilio is behaving almost like a civilized person for a change, and has asked a few decent questions.

He must have caught the 'Rona.

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ElectricChad 12 points ago

OPEN BACK UP THE COUNTRY!

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago

WAVE THE WAND TRUMP!!!!

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Cup_O_Covfefe 18 points ago

What space alien ate Jim Acosta and is now wearing him as a skinsuit?

He sounds like an actual journalist.

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NotProgCensored 6 points ago

Cockroaches like MIB

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DocOne 2 points ago

Acostayourskinisfallingoffyourbones

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Whoopies_tds 9 points ago

Abbott stock gonna free fall like CNN ratings

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the_mcgee 3 points ago

Isn’t abbot the manufacturer? It’s the labs not running them.

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Whoopies_tds 2 points ago

Yes they are the manufacturer of the tests and machines. Maybe I misunderstood but thought she was saying the m2000 had an issue. Smaller machines probably still work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I guess we’ll find out tomorrow

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the_mcgee 0 points ago

Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s the labs sleeping on the tech, but yup either way faster tests are good and we’re getting them.

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GBA4ever 2 points ago

Wonder how much training people in state labs have. Maybe time for a zoom tutorial on how to do the test.

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ChocktawRidge 7 points ago

I transferred the youtube version onto my tv via my ROKU and I got commentary from @usatodaydc running across my screen. PISSED ME OFF! Need to blast these motherfuckers on twitter! Fuck them and their damned propaganda!

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jasper_db1 13 points ago

Press is dumb. Brix explained what this machine was yesterday.

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Sumarongi 9 points ago

Conspiracy... like how Fauxi will become a billionaire from the vaccine.

Nothing to see here

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commonsenseprevails 38 points ago

Fauci just called padding of death stats a conspiracy theory...so that basically guarantees it is true that states are labeling everything as a Moo Shoo Flu death no matter what actually caused the death.

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OrangeManVeryGood 3 points ago

Could I not have an order of Moo Shoo Flu with my AMERICAN Chinese Pork Fry Rice, please?

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lmao 11 points ago

yesterday they literally said they were taking a very liberal approach to registering covid deaths. Anyone who is tested positive for covid would count.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago

What the say changes every day, just like their models!

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NukeTheCCP -22 points ago

Wow, you are simpleminded.

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Cup_O_Covfefe 23 points ago

Well they stated that directly yesterday.

If you tested positive and died you are coded as a Covid-19 death. Funding to every state and hospital is tied to their death rate. They are also getting guaranteed payment by the Fedgov for all covid-19 patients. Hell yes they are padding the shit out of it.

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OkieCowboy 17 points ago

If someone dies WITH covid-19 they get listed as dying FROM covid-19 regardless of what actually kills them I'm sure

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lateralus 11 points ago

Man with covid 19 decapitated in car crash. Cause of death, covid 19.

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freedomconnoisseur 15 points ago

Ding Ding Ding

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debi_birx_scarf 9 points ago

Some female reporter is wearing a Bane mask.

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VelvetFoot 3 points ago

To me, it looks like a mask with a check valve to make exhale easy. Not protecting others. But what do I know.

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hollow_fang 12 points ago

Birx dodged that question.

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TrumpicanKAG2020 4 points ago

Hiv aid .. How many times you going to say it. Dr doom and gloom are horrid. The fake news love the drs. They treat thr drs like the president.

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Copernicus 5 points ago

Fauci not happy with that question.

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FowerFife 21 points ago

Amazing, no one has died from a heart attack in a month

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Staatssicherheit 5 points ago

Did you guys get that? It's not the underlying conditions causing the acute death.

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NotProgCensored 9 points ago

Fauci virtue time again

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mercynurse 10 points ago (edited)

Dear Diary,

I looked up the words comorbidity, vasculitis and pathophysiology today, and I am more confused than ever.

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polish_snausage 15 points ago

Fauci always talking about his aids days.... we heard you .... everyday we heard you

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jasper_db1 8 points ago

He's like Ben Shapiro. BTW, did you know Ben's wife is a doctor?

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polish_snausage 3 points ago

Awe, all this time I thought it was his wife's boyfriend that was the doctor ....

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SamQuentin1 5 points ago

Did Fauci accomplish anything there?

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Yucky 3 points ago

Some are saying his brainwashed bureaucratic thinking massively delayed progress on fighting HIV, and he admitted it later in life.

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freedomconnoisseur 8 points ago

Deb Birx with the non answer! That's answer enough for me.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 10 points ago

"co-morbidity" "acute death"

nice scarf

bad answer

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tiamat 15 points ago

whats wrong with acosta today, hes almost like a normal person, masquerading as a reporter, trying to ask real questions

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Yucky 1 point ago

I notice all of the reporters act more civil when Trump leaves the room. They just like to fight with him because their handlers pay them to.

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mae_daisy 2 points ago

Nah, he looks at that camera the whole time.

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hollow_fang 5 points ago

Probably needed a break from getting his dick slapped around.

We all need rest days every now and then.

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Sarlaccpitmaster 12 points ago

The only thing I fucking care about at this point is WHEN we are going to open up again. Otherwise I’m just not interested. I’m sorry, COVID IS A MANUFACTURED CRISIS.

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hollow_fang 4 points ago

Pretty much the only reason I watch these anymore is either for news about HCQ or when the fuck we're reopening.

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President_Xi_Jinping 3 points ago

Was there any talk about that? I don’t care for the briefings anymore except maybe if trump beats down more oil bois.

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hollow_fang 3 points ago

There was a little bit of HCQ talk. He mentioned adding Zinc to it.

Pence mentioned that they’re doing a test with 3,000 patients in Detroit, I believe this one’s to test it as a preventative measure.

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coyote_777 24 points ago

Without any evidence????

Is this guy retarded??

BIRX LITERALLY SAID THEY WERE DOING THAT YESTERDAY

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coyote_777 6 points ago

Dear Diary,

I asked a good question today. I’m still a AAA gas bag.

-Jimmy

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debi_birx_scarf 13 points ago

I am extremely close to Dr Birx and I confirm this information.

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spec17 3 points ago

It's a fair question.

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Staatssicherheit 2 points ago

Ha, Acosta is asking the question you guys want!

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freedomconnoisseur 9 points ago

And neither Birx nor Fauci answered. What does that tell you?

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Victorkm 1 point ago

Not just non answers, Birx fucking shoved Pence off that podium so hard I thought I saw him go flying off camera to the left so she could head off THAT question being asked. Edit: And then Fauci showed up to virtue signal about AIDS again to distract from it.

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freedomconnoisseur 0 points ago

That was my take away as well

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago

Dr Brix. This is you

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debi_birx_scarf 11 points ago

Acosta with a real question wow

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RedWagonChronicles 4 points ago

Hes still garbage though.

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Copernicus 11 points ago

OMFG Acosta with a good question.

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stealthmoe 6 points ago

Broken clock.

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polish_snausage 3 points ago

Making a claim with no evidence.... sound exactly like CNN Jim

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Cup_O_Covfefe 6 points ago

I love all Pence's scriptural turns of phrase.

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tiamat 4 points ago

They should just progressively kick reporters out as the press conference goes on when they ask stupid/malicious questions

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mercynurse 2 points ago

Each curve is a micro curve and that’s why we follow the macro curve

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polish_snausage 2 points ago

That opossum reporter is so creepy looking.

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TexasJack 9 points ago

This is where Pence fails. He needed to smack down hard this "are they getting ventilators because he is friends with POTUS" nonsense.

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NotProgCensored 6 points ago

Yeah nobody pushed back on that BS and he said it twice. That soy boy was too scared to ask Trump that though.

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xiao_maga_part2 10 points ago

Just say New York is hoarding the ventilators.

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SamQuentin1 10 points ago

New York demanded 10 times what they needed....

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travistd6789 10 points ago

This whole Kansas bullshit is an attempt at an ambush. I live here. JFC, we have no problems here. See for yourself

Edit it add: it's actually embarrassing, to see the bullshit democrats are willing to do.

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LandofthefreeMAGA 6 points ago

I love when Pence talks. I could listen to him all day.

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thingaboutarsenal 6 points ago

So what's the next death prediction revision? 40k?

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alcibiades_hammer 2 points ago

Blood for the Blood God!

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mercynurse 5 points ago

Don’t shake hands, bump elbows!

Cough and sneeze in your elbows, not your hands!

Also, protect the stupid black people by getting them to understand our rules!

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JBlaze056 14 points ago

Stop smoking so much. Stop eating so much. Stop drinking so much. Or don’t. At least don’t act surprised that your unhealthy habits have consequences.

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago

Experienced jazz hands on that one.

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Staatssicherheit 20 points ago

Blacks are dying at much higher rates because they have much higher rates of underlying conditions.

Man, I would love to see Fauci get flamed by fake news for being racist now.

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Cup_O_Covfefe 5 points ago

Well facts are racist so probably.

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago

And watch him dance around on the obesity issue 😂. Muh special body type. REEEEE

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TDAF 1 point ago

It's Popeye's fault.

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drsowells1fan 1 point ago

they do make a pretty dank sandwich...

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GaiusOrangeJulius 13 points ago

Colorado gets the ventilators that double as bongs. True story.

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the_mcgee 2 points ago

Of course this cunt wants to take the question.

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Whoopies_tds 9 points ago

Muh...blacks get more Coronavirus....just like all the black Chinese people

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3even 3 points ago

lol top kek

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tiamat 6 points ago

they want segregation back

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NotProgCensored 9 points ago

Obesity! Damn we can't say this?

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xiao_maga_part2 4 points ago

Sure if you're talking about poor white people. It's get problematic if you demand other certain demographics to stop eating fried foods and drink grape soda.

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spec17 4 points ago

Muh racism

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polish_snausage 9 points ago

They're going to give sick and dying people placebos do do a blind study?! Wtf

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honeymussie 6 points ago

Hope grandma isn't in that control group, 50% chance!

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TheOutlawPepeWales 2 points ago

It's the trolley problem. He's acting for "the greater good" by shoving a few fat fuckers onto the tracks.

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NotProgCensored 7 points ago

Tell us more about the dater Fauci

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coyote_777 8 points ago

“Dater? I just raper”

-Bill Clinton

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mercynurse 3 points ago

Reduces anxiety

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ElectricChad 3 points ago

We already know it works. Make sure the sick people get it.

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Staatssicherheit 9 points ago

Wow, that was a sophisticated attack by fake news trying to use Pence's religion to try to divide Pence and Trump. The Enemy of the People are not stupid.

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MagaCat45 6 points ago

Just don’t understand why POTUS doesn’t fire the Deep State doctors. They are not helping and they show who they are loyal too and it is not the American people. Very sick of Scarf Lady’s scarves too!!!

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WEWLADSDALWEW -2 points ago

Maybe they’re not shills like everyone here seems to think and they have Trump’s confidence.

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DAR1783 7 points ago

Since the briefings started, I love and appreciate Trump more. I have a new appreciation for Pence, I liked him before but he is an outstanding member of the Trump admin.
Getting familiar with Fauci (I'm over him completely) and both Birk and Fauci are in the same rut, almost boring now.
Maybe I'm just ready to go back to life, lol.

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago

He could bring in others and phase the shit actors out

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pmurTJdlanoD 2 points ago

Lol come on you know how atrocious the optics of that would be, they're not IGs (but no less corrupt unfortunately)

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dakin116 4 points ago

I'm guessing because it would look bad to normies? People revere doctors in America, even if they are deep state asshole Clinton sympathizers

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coyote_777 11 points ago

“employees should regularly take their temperature.”

Well, if I must..

pulls down pants

spreads cheeks

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mercynurse 12 points ago

I hereby predict: . You will NOT get the vaunted wide spread antibodies test.

That’s all talk.

All they want is their vaccine, and they want it to be MANDATORY.

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givethismanacoat 2 points ago

That won’t stand up at the Supreme Court.

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polish_snausage 1 point ago

That's gonna suck

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xiao_maga_part2 8 points ago

Fuck that. If it's anything like the flu vaccine it won't work. The last two times I got the flu were years I got the vaccine. Now I don't take the flu vaccine at all.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 13 points ago

Fauci lacks situational awareness. Silver Fox has to shoo him away.

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dakin116 8 points ago

He reminds me of a doc that Corleone would have on the payroll

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alfredbester 5 points ago

Grabs by the neck, "I know it was you, Fauci"

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DPerman1983 7 points ago

Why does a left wing reporter care about Kansas? I thought they were flyover country?

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mercynurse 8 points ago

Democrat Governor

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 14 points ago

Kansas doesn't need them probably.

It is a Democrat governor so she is probably lying.

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travistd6789 6 points ago

We do not. Governor is playing politics. See for yourself

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coyote_777 8 points ago

just like Colorado.

They’re a Democrat, whatever comes out of their mouth needs to be quintuple checked.

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DPerman1983 20 points ago

The worst part of this fake pandemic is how we are treating each other like it’s a leper colony. God forbid you clear your throat or sneeze at the grocery store. These normies are ready to call the Gestapo on people.

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago

This.

I'm an asthmatic with spring seasonal allergies and a perpetually itchy face. It's driving me nuts that I can't clear my throat or scratch my freakin' nose without making people panic.

So I just put up with the uncomfortable gooey throat and itchy face if I have to run out for milk. Yes, it sounds stupid, but I miss the days when I didn't feel like I was under a microscope when I scratched my nose.

I'm not worried about the virus. Far as I'm concerned I won't think twice about asking for the HCQ combo. I'm worried that we're going to get stuck doing this every year and that we won't see any real herd immunity for a decade.

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PinkoTheClown 3 points ago

Kinda makes you wonder if they planned for all this to happen during allergy season.

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polish_snausage 3 points ago

Omg. I have allergies, I think I ruptured something hold a sneeze in.

I'm just glad I didn't shit my pants

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RedWhiteBlue15 5 points ago

You can't blame that on all Americans though. Liberals are insane regardless of what's going on. Just throw your MAGA hat on when you go shopping, then the commies stay away from you completely.

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JBlaze056 1 point ago

Stop treating people that way

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 17 points ago

Race doesn't decide who survives this disease. Preexisting conditions (often caused by lifestyle CHOICES) and age/genetics are the main factors

Stfu about muh racism

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Bye-den 3 points ago

The thought police are on their way to your house

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 2 points ago

Thats cool! They can have dinner with me and my Mossberg!

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JohnPedosta 7 points ago

ACE2 receptors have entered the chat.

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JBlaze056 3 points ago

Go away Ace2. No one likes you.

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JohnPedosta 8 points ago

Aww the new normal. Temperature time peasant!

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 9 points ago

People don't need masks. Hospitals do. Well sort of, they're not that busy anymore.

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Ender100 6 points ago

Who’s the moron in charge of changing PowerPoint slides at the whitehouse

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mercynurse 19 points ago

Wat uuu do with dater will alway outstrip yer models

In 🤡🌎 that’s a sentence

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ArchieInTheBunker 9 points ago

C. Everett Koop cosplay time

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freedomconnoisseur 21 points ago

Just tell those African American men to identify as white women. Race is a social construct.

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JBlaze056 16 points ago

And why are they more at risk? What life-style choices are they making which makes them predominately affected? Fauci won’t touch that with a 10 foot pole.

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TDAF 5 points ago

They also dodged the "why are gay men getting AIDS?" question back in the day.

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OkieCowboy 11 points ago

Next he will be asking for reparations

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RedWhiteBlue15 11 points ago

Isn't Fauci linked to Clinton? Why are people surprised he his shit then?

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 7 points ago

Pence, BTFO Fauci

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 15 points ago

He seems nervous about his models.

But we now know it was supposed to be 40M dead, 2.2M if we did social distancing. Now they're claiming it wasn't. But it was. Birx and Fauci lie.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago

When GEOTUS meets with people to decide on a date to begin easing the guidelines, I hope he absolutely grills everyone who thinks it should be later rather than sooner about their certainty. Why do it later instead of sooner? Where are you getting your numbers from? What makes you so sure they're right?

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DAR1783 18 points ago

Fauci is really shilling for the racial dividers.
Want to solve the issues of racial disparities? Get rid of democrats. They're the problem.

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xiao_maga_part2 25 points ago

Fauci virtue signaling about minority healthcare. Hey know what the common denominator is with the poor quality of minority healthcare? They are all governed by democrats.

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dakin116 10 points ago

He exposes himself every time he brings this up

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SameCookiePseudonym 7 points ago

Dater

Acceleratah

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MythArcana 14 points ago

OK, Doomer.

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Mrsattorney 10 points ago

Here we go with the free healthcare for everyone rant.

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tiamat 10 points ago

thats cause they think being fat is a good thing fauci

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dakin116 12 points ago

Fauci race baiting time, he's such a piece of shit

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pmurTJdlanoD 21 points ago

Fauci "we were saying this week will be a very bad week"

"but it's not so bad"

"it'll be really bad in two and a half weeks"

fuck off dude

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TDAF 4 points ago

Eco-warriors: "Climate change isn't so bad now, but it will destroy the planet in 30 years."

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pmurTJdlanoD 4 points ago

"We've been saying we have 10 years left for the last 60 years, but this time it's 10 years left for seriously serious like for real this time give us all your money"

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WEWLADSDALWEW -23 points ago

Dude if this conference doesn’t stop all these conspiracy theorists, nothing will. Trump, Pence, Birx...they’ve all doubled down and been very clear about the seriousness of the virus, the necessity of the mitigation, and the conditions we’d need to see in order to open back up.

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SamQuentin1 5 points ago

We were told two million deaths....the current models show 60k.,,,that is quite a large fucking disparity

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WEWLADSDALWEW -1 points ago

Yeah...that’s why stocking hospitals and stoping the spread were so important to Trump.

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Yucky 4 points ago

For the billionth time, the initial models included the mitigation steps. Just admit it, the numbers were pulled out of thin air. Wild ass guesses with no basis in reality.

Regardless, none of what has happened is worth shutting down the world economy. Not even close to being worth it.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 1 point ago

Then tell that to Donald Trump. That's my whole point. When he says "nobody wants to open the economy more than me" but then says we can't do it until we're on the back side of the curve and that he will trust the experts around him on when to do this, I trust him.

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NukeTheCCP -11 points ago

Some of your downvotes come from misguided pedes who are stressed out over loss of income. They understandably have a singular focus on getting back to work. Thankfully we have a president who will make the right call instead of caving to their anxious demands.

But some of the downvotes come from Chicom shills who are trying to trick Americans into ignoring Trump’s guidelines to slow the spread.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 11 points ago

Your holier-than-thou shit is really getting old. You can be a Trump supporter without being an overbearing sycophant.

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WEWLADSDALWEW -1 points ago

Dude you feel how you feel but visiting this forum over these last few weeks and seeing nothing but constant negativity and contradiction of everything the President has been doing has made me just as mad as I’ve apparently made you. And I want to be clear, I don’t mean to piss you off because we’re in this together. When this is over, we’re going to be here together trying to stop Biden from ruining everything. But in this coronavirus thing, the conspiracies, the personal attacks, the complaining have been unbearable. If this were any other issue, this type of stuff would not be tolerated. If people called voter ID a fraud, if they said the wall was unnecessary, if they raised hell against the tariffs, they’d be called out. It is crystal clear where Trump is on this, just like the wall, voter ID, etc. So let’s get on the team for a little bit and help get this thing over with.

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dakin116 1 point ago

Who’s taking this out on trump? The overriding feeling to me has been more that people don’t trust Fauci and Birx but realize Trump has to play along for now

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Yucky 4 points ago

Wake up.

The models were wrong.

The death numbers are padded.

It's no more of a threat than the flu, and is mostly killing old fat people.

We're being told not to work by people whose paychecks won't be interrupted.

Please tell me you see what's wrong with this picture.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 1 point ago

I see that that's what you are taking away from it, but I think you're ignoring that Trump is fully involved in this. I see zero indication that this is some sort of covert operation on his part.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 16 points ago

Open it now. The numbers are shit.

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dakin116 14 points ago

Keep it locked down until June then? Fuck off

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WEWLADSDALWEW -1 points ago

Who said that? I’m not Ralph Northam. Just do what Trump says. Easy enough.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII -8 points ago

Do what Dr. Emanuel said, keep it closed completely for 18 months.

Fuck Washington DC rich dictator fuckers.

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3even 17 points ago

FuckFauci

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SiBear117 13 points ago

Calling utter bullshit about the Chicago 1,200 a day number. Show me where this is happening. Northwestern, Weiss, and Advocate Illinois are slower than normal.

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polish_snausage 7 points ago

All the shooting deaths will are covid deaths now

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DPerman1983 10 points ago

Fauci is like a poor man’s Mel Brooks

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NotProgCensored 8 points ago

Come on Doom stop emphasizing DEATHS!

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NukeTheCCP -5 points ago

Yeah who cares about dead people.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 12 points ago

See what happened? You Birx haters scared her off the podium. Now you've got Dr. DEATH. Happy now?

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NotProgCensored 7 points ago

I was bored and now I'm scared, of DEATH!

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dakin116 7 points ago

Here comes the deep state

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 7 points ago

TROLL ALERT.

Fauci is up.

He's trying to lay the ground work for keeping it closed. It's our only tool? Nope.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 8 points ago

I want Peter Navarro and Fauci in the briefing together. Speak one after the other, Peter second.

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mae_daisy 1 point ago

The way the misleadia attacks him makes it obvious that he is competent.

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spec17 3 points ago

No glasses!? Dr. Midget?!!?

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago

No glasses for Fauci tonight...

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 7 points ago

Please make sure you're following the guidelines.... (and we mean claim they died of COVID-19)

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SiBear117 16 points ago

Sorry but we can never allow these draconian measures to be foisted upon our country again. People die from the flu every single year. It simply goes against proven medical science to isolate the healthy to protect the vulnerable.

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Staatssicherheit -3 points ago

Do you know of anybody who died of the seasonal flu this year? Or last year? Or ever? Anybody who went into the ICU like Boris Johnson?

It's reasonable to ask why we went balls to the walls on this coronavirus and not the flu if 50,000/year are dying of the seasonal flu.

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DeplorableDingDong 3 points ago

I used to be a social worker for people with developmental disabilities and now I am a hospice caregiver, I have met several people that have passed away from the flu. Some from the flu developing to pneumonia, some people had cancer and it was the push they needed. Like GEOTUS said, the flu is nothing to sneeze at.

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Staatssicherheit 0 points ago

Do you have any contacts with the employees who are now working with the people with developmental disabilities? Have they had any covid cases?

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DeplorableDingDong 2 points ago

I am not really in contact with anyone that works at group homes now, turn over is quite high in those positions. I know a resident in a home and his particular home doesn't have any cases.

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Staatssicherheit 0 points ago

Of the year that you saw the flu death, was it isolated (1) or was there multiple victims like the 34 residents who died of covid at the Kirkland, Washington nursing home? In that year that the resident died, did they do any quarantine/precautions at all for the flu?

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DeplorableDingDong 2 points ago

Breakouts of nasty shit is pretty common at nursing homes. Did I have 83 clients that died at once from it, no. It was in 2007-2009 flu seasons, because after that I left that particular job. I've seen residents isolated, I've never seen a quarantine before. I am not denying covid is an issue. I am just saying that people with lots of underlying conditions do often pass away from strains of the flu.

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Staatssicherheit 0 points ago

I'm not saying people don't die of the flu. I'm just hearing these high numbers that doesn't make sense to me. Currently we have around 15,000 covid deaths and I actually know people who got sick with covid and one who died. Of all of the years that we have had 50,000-90,000 flu deaths/year, I knew of no one who died of the flu much less was in the ICU. I can't remember the last time a head of state like Boris Johnson was in the ICU for the seasonal flu.

Anyway, anybody else know people who died of the seasonal flu?

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 5 points ago

In 2018 90,000 people died of the flu. Why didn’t we shut down society and destroy the economy then? Did their lives not matter?

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago

Yes, why didn't we shut down society for those 90,000 people? Why didn't Fauci go nuts about quarantines back then? The man loves his lockdowns, doesn't he?

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 1 point ago

Because a Republican wasn’t running for reelection.

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Yucky 2 points ago

The death rate doesn't include asymptomatic people. There are probably millions of people who have it and don't even know.

The ones who do die are mostly old, sick and fat, which is to be expected.

Either way, not worth the $30-40 trillion cost to the world economy.

To claim the shutdown was worth it, is to say we should do this every flu season, which is utter insanity.

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TennesseePride 3 points ago

Funny how you keep spewing the same shit about people being retarded. Have you considered that you are the one with a learning disability?

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NukeTheCCP -5 points ago

Just want to say thanks for your persistence in encouraging pedes to support the President.

Wouldn’t think you’d have to here, but the world has changed a lot in the last month...

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covfefe-time 9 points ago

Guys, I just saw a shocking Yahoo headline that said 'Orange Man Bad.'

Is this true???!!??!!

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rubberbiscuit 8 points ago

It is VERY apparent that this is a Pro-Life administration, and I mean that for EVERYONE, from babies to the elderly. We value life!

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WalkFastGoHome -2 points ago

At what expense?

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 5 points ago

Good. Conclude.

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MaxBlazer 8 points ago

I like that his ratings are going up because of these but Im sad because I miss seeing Jessie and Greg slaughter Juan on The Five.

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freedomconnoisseur 6 points ago

I'm ok with never seeing Juan on the air again.

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Anaconda 3 points ago

the five is fucking little league compared to the POTUS

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago

I put a spell on you!

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DPerman1983 1 point ago

Muh access

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TrumpicanKAG2020 5 points ago

Here we go fake news fake Drs. The Glibalist cockholders.

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dakin116 9 points ago

Color me shocked, densely populated largest metro's in the country have the most cases. Groundbreaking

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highenergywinning 8 points ago

Birx you're a fraud. STFU

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DPerman1983 6 points ago

I can’t stand this woman. She’s a witch.

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Anaconda 11 points ago

nice! taiwanese reporter after the shitshow with that chicom propaganda bitch the other day

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the_mcgee 10 points ago

You know he wanted to say “I aint with that bitch, Mr President”.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 6 points ago

FreeAmericanPeople

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myredditnameisfake 22 points ago

bLaCk PeEpOs aRe AfFeCtEd MoRe. Also, play the 20 thousand videos of black people completely ignoring all guidelines. We have all seen them, do not even come at me.

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Top-Secret-KGB-Agent 2 points ago

MUH MINORITIES!!1!

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liberty4alll 5 points ago

I’d want to know how many of them smoke weed. We all know those with poor lung conditions are ‘disproportionally affected’ - regardless of race.

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myredditnameisfake 6 points ago

When I was in the Army, not everyone smoked pot, but all black people smoked pot

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xiao_maga_part2 9 points ago

Street fights in New York and California, and the DC fish market last weekend. That's just off the top of my head without doing any research.

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aangler100 -6 points ago

white people do the same thing, and asians and democrats

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TrumpsWall 8 points ago

Not proportionally my friend

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aangler100 1 point ago

you cannot prove that

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 2 points ago

Birx. Shut up.

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ArchieInTheBunker 6 points ago

Where is debi birx's scarf?

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debi_birx_scarf 4 points ago

Right here.

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ArchieInTheBunker 2 points ago

Ah, thought you had the night off, or you turned into a neckerchief of sorts.

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debi_birx_scarf 3 points ago

I went for the kill today.

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highenergywinning 2 points ago

below you

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debi_birx_scarf 7 points ago

How am I looking?

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spec17 2 points ago

Do I see a centipede? :D

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aangler100 11 points ago

The Apprentice, he is learning to riff off prompter, 2024 is belong to us.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 7 points ago

Pence: coronavirus 3x more contagious than the flu.

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Staatssicherheit 1 point ago

heh. popcorn is ready.

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aangler100 7 points ago

and the flu is nothing to sneeze at.

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debi_birx_scarf 2 points ago

You beat me to it.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 0 points ago

💙🧡WOW, WHAT A SCARF🧡💙

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debi_birx_scarf 5 points ago

Thank you.

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sharkman100 4 points ago

FreeTigerKing

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OGRapHat 2 points ago

Joe Exotic's head grew three times it's size today.

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EPic 2 points ago

Someone is asking the real questions !

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Toohershat 11 points ago

"Finally somebody knows something when they ask"; guy knew he had to have that oil price ready.

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Anaconda 6 points ago

the media has no right to ask the POTUS to wear a mask unless they themselves all wear masks too.

they realize just like the POTUS that doing press conferences with masks shows a sign of weakness.

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the_mcgee 2 points ago

But at least everyone knows now that CDC is recommending masks because REEEEEE

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Anaconda -3 points ago

meh...everyone should wear masks now. we aren't opening up for an extra 2 months unless we all start wearing masks full-time if they start tentatively opening up.

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the_mcgee 0 points ago

Yeah I’m down.

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hollow_fang 10 points ago

"CDC publishing new guidelines"

Ah fuck.

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Anaconda -9 points ago

and the POTUS will support that.

hopefully will include everyone should wear masks. the problem is many businesses and their employees won't wear masks for the full 8-10 hours during their hours of operation and especially won't wear brand new masks the next day. i'm talking about especially the retards who keep screamin "muh crisis actors"!!!

until people start stocking up on masks we won't be opening up anytime soon.

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NotProgCensored 4 points ago

Oh great

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 17 points ago

CNN: VP PENCE NOW PROCLAIMS HE HAS A BLACK FAMILY

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xiao_maga_part2 7 points ago

Pence - "I was born a poor black child"

The Jerk would cause riots with the SJW crowd if that movie came out today.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 3 points ago

you couldn’t air The Office in this clown world

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xiao_maga_part2 2 points ago

True and The Office finished it's run less than 10 years ago. Honk.

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spec17 4 points ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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SiBear117 14 points ago

There was NEVER anything going on in Chicago. There was never any need for McCormick Place the convention center to have a makeshift hospital set up. Just a waste of resources.

The city is shut down BUT a huge number of people have thumbed their noses at the fascist mayor and governor's stay at home unconstitutional order and are out and about walking, biking, walking their dogs, putting golf, etc.

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago

Sounds like New Mexico.

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dakin116 4 points ago

They're doing that shit in Knoxville, TN...where there are only 148 total cases in a month

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Toohershat 14 points ago

LOL something's wrong. Obama, Biden, yup there's something wrong.

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DPerman1983 7 points ago

Anyone else here feel like they’ve had this virus? I haven’t been sick in years until this past winter. For a span of 7 weeks i was sick on and off with diarrhea, headache, a horrible sore throat, painful and swollen glands, fever around 101, and it ended with a horrible cough as i hacked up brown yellow phlegm for the last 10 days. I could not shake this thing. I loaded up on vitamin C, D, K2, A, ionic silver and iodine and I feel like it kept my body from completely collapsing. It seems there are a myriad of symptoms for people that test positive, with the more serious cases resulting in shortness of breath, and hospitalization due to the breathing issues. But I think the bulk of cases were somewhat similar to a really bad cold/cough spell that passed through the country from December on.

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago

I'm convinced I had it. It was like a weak but very persistent flu. No fever, but I had a sore throat, pressure in my chest, body aches, and this weird thing where one day I would feel like I was overcoming it, and the next day it would be back with a vengeance. It went on for like two weeks until it finally began to fade away for good.

I eat tons of oranges, garlic, tomatoes, nuts, onions, and various other healthy things that I credit for my relatively quick recovery.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago

Not this one, but maybe another one. Last summer a co-worker who sits near me had returned from a vacation in the U.K., and he was sick. Despite that he insisted on coming into work to catch up anyway. A few days later I was sick as a dog for a whole week. It was a bit of everything; fever, body aches, coughing, draining, sore throat...I can usually telecommute and tough it out for a couple hours a day, but not that week.

Maybe after the quarantine is over, people will think twice about coming into work sick; and employers will think hard about their sick day policies.

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christianknight 3 points ago

THat sounds like a bad cold. Kung Flu doesn cause wet coughs.

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DPerman1983 0 points ago

I should say the hacking was after the cough. It was a dry cough then ended with the phlegm

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JohnSpartanSAPD 2 points ago

Had the same thing. Bad cold. Terrible cough. Didnt have to stay in bed or anything

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the_mcgee 0 points ago

It’s very possible. It may, in fact, be likely.

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NotProgCensored 7 points ago

I hear it's an unproductive dry cough. Good luck

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NotProgCensored 12 points ago (edited)

Henry Ford hospital doing the HCQ trial soon is in Detroit area

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trumplandslide 1 point ago

Good, but too late. HCQ should be used before needing the hospital. Most hospital visits can be avoided. Plus, it's $20 medication vs $20,000 hospital visit.

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spec17 6 points ago

It's a health system several hospitals in Wayne,Oakland, and Macomb county.

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NotProgCensored 2 points ago

I added "area" don't tell anyone that I cheated

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spec17 2 points ago

We're good I forgot Macomb county where someone I know works there :)

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tiamat 8 points ago

pence makes me sleepy

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago

Me too. He has a very soothing energy. It's a good contrast to Trump.

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the_mcgee 2 points ago

Them soothing sounds of a patriot who knows what the score is.

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JBlaze056 2 points ago

He does not have the energy of GEOTUS, but very few do.

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xiao_maga_part2 6 points ago

He has a good bedtime story voice.

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Anaconda 5 points ago

good! POTUS said he doesn't support tracking china virus infected, taiwn and south korea style.

they would start spamming who is infected exactly in your community and city and then would tell the whole world all the transactions you paid with your credit/debit card and which hotels and other businesses you visited. that is why the china virus didn't spread much in taiwan and SK. they shame people to stay home or not spread the virus stupidly.

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christianknight 0 points ago

That was a surprisingly good question. Jared is not to be trusted.

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spec17 6 points ago (edited)

Based Henry Ford Hospital System in Detroit Metro Area!

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hollow_fang 15 points ago

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE

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timmythetooth 12 points ago

Fake news M.O.:

  1. Ask reasonable question to get POTUS to drop his guard.

  2. Ask a gotcha question.

Good thing 45 is a very stable genius!

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pmurTJdlanoD 4 points ago

You can see him stare right through their souls into their miserable past, present, and future.

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coyote_777 19 points ago (edited)

He sent 200 ventilators to Colorado.

Reminder to all Colorado pedes: that Governor Jared Polis DID NOT REQUEST THEM, Senator Gardner had to. Polis wants everyone to just cower in their home and is trying to blame any deaths and economic loss from this on the President. Polis is a Boulder Communist that’s only here to try and further his political future.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 9 points ago

reeeeeeeee PENCE mentioned Q

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jimsite66 5 points ago

I missed that. What did he say?

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 9 points ago

he said a “F.AQ.” would be available online

You know what else is online??

Q 🙀

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mae_daisy 2 points ago

Y'all are so entertaining!

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myredditnameisfake 6 points ago

He said it is HABBENING!

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alcibiades_hammer 8 points ago

F.A.Q. --> Q theory confirmed, obviously

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myredditnameisfake 2 points ago

He also said the number 3. If you multiply 3 by 7 you will get 21. Barron Trump is 14 yrs old and if you add 7, you will get 21. FUCK YOU DISBELIEVERS.. QANON IS REAL and I just proved it.

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jimsite66 2 points ago

Hahaha! I am slow!

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JohnPedosta 9 points ago

Pence ain't it after GEOTUS. We need some high energy shit in 2025!

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Anaconda -10 points ago

fuck no to don jr. he would get curbstomped even worse in the electoral college than mccain and romney.

who else you got?

fuck no to desantis and fuck no to matt gaetz.

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Lla26 2 points ago (edited)

Peter Navarro is super smart and tough and could handle the asshole fake press.

Pompeo? Mnuchin?

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alcibiades_hammer 13 points ago

Pence is an unflappable stone cold killer. but he sure aint as entertaining as VSGEOTUS

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xiao_maga_part2 4 points ago

That's not fair though comparing Pence to the GOAT. That's like comparing an all star player in the NBA to Michael Jordan.

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StankoniusMaximus 21 points ago

Ugh. The energy drop between GEOTUS and Pence is quite evident. in 4 years we're going to really miss that dragon energy.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago

On the other hand, less people can dislike pence for his personality. A lot of people I know just don't like Trump as a person and can't actually articulate any policy position they disagree with.

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Barack0bama 6 points ago

GEOTUS might retire in 2025, but there'll be another Trump in the office soon enough

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9x10again 13 points ago

He might be out of office in 2025, but believe me when I tell you, he’s not gonna disappear, That I can tell you.

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modded 14 points ago

He's a great wingman

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HumbleMemeFarmer 2 points ago

Mike, you suited up!

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BaberhamStinkin 8 points ago

The announcement has to be kept secret since releasing it too soon will lead to another attack.

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Centipedeboy 4 points ago

What announcement?

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BaberhamStinkin 2 points ago

When he announces that everything is open. Cant be leaking that shit out early.

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DJTrump2020 4 points ago

What announcement?

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BaberhamStinkin 2 points ago

When he announces that everything is open. Cant be leaking that shit out early.

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DJTrump2020 1 point ago

Oh. Yeah, at the same time though it's not going to be like a surprise one day, we'll know it's getting close. IMO it probably won't be for another month; it's tough because if we open back up too soon and the virus flares back up Trump will take a lot of damage, and it might happen anyways no matter how long we wait, so he needs to be seen to be doing everything humanly possible to make sure we're good, but also not take too long to do it. It's a very fine line.

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BaberhamStinkin 2 points ago

Block opening any state that has sanctuary cities, utilize jacksonville port for cargo as well as savannah and brunswick ga.?

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DJTrump2020 1 point ago

Over half the states have sanctuary cities, 12 states are "sanctuary states". Fucking bullshit.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 36 points ago

It is going to be crystal clear, very shortly, that Donald Trump’s actions on this pandemic saved lives and made America safer. That they got the country going more quickly than anyone thought possible, and that his worldview regarding globalism, border security, and America’s independence have been vindicated. This whole thing will have proven that Trump is a great President and he will win in a landslide come November.

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stjdalen 10 points ago

Master Class from the GEOTUS

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Sigma 18 points ago

You folks catch that last question from Acosta as GEOTUS was walking off the stage?

“Do you have any investments in Hydroxychloroquine?”

GEOTUS: “ No i don’t.”

More peach mints coming, i reckon.

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mercynurse 8 points ago

Dr. FauxXi and The Scarf will now embarrass themselves publicly once more.

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Desperado 14 points ago

That fucking RAT Acosta with the attempted low bow re. HCQ ownership as POTUS left the stage. Laughed off. Priceless.

How can Jim not know that it's an off-patent generic? Of course he knows. The serpentine cunt.

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StankoniusMaximus 21 points ago

LOL Acosta "You don't have any investments in Hydrochoroquine do you?"
Trump laughing: "No I don't".

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 11 points ago

CNN: VP PENCE TELLS AMERICA “Good Afternoon” when clocks across the East Coast strike 6:45 pm ... how out of touch is this Administration

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FL2PC72LE 7 points ago

(Energy level drops 300%)

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tiamat 9 points ago

jim with one last try at a gotcha

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mookieman 8 points ago

Even Snopes ranks that as complete garbage.

"Trump’s financial stake in these companies is virtually negligible — contained indirectly via mutual funds — and administered through three family trusts he does not control. As a generic drug, hydroxychloroquine is unlikely to provide any one company with significant profits compared to other proprietary drugs."

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Mr.T 5 points ago

He knows why!

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aangler100 8 points ago

They never thought he would stop travel from Chy-Na, or EUrope, or Great Britian, we won.

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NotProgCensored 5 points ago

Noooooooooooo!

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DPerman1983 12 points ago

Good Friday he’s gna say that we can open on Easter

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Anaconda -11 points ago

LMAO fuck no.

he already said he won't open us back up until june 1 at the earliest

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago

Trump never closed us down, shill.

Did your CCP overlords not explain to you the definition of the English word “guidelines?”

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honeymussie 1 point ago

Really what's the timestamp on that one today? Because he did not say that.

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White 1 point ago

Why would we open on Sunday

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Waredodooday1 5 points ago

Oh Jesus please make it so!

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NukeTheCCP -4 points ago

Only if it doesn’t lead to a spike in cases...

Packing the nation elbow to elbow into church pews may not be the best idea during an outbreak. I trust Trump to make the right call.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 3 points ago

You’re asking the right guy.

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Staatssicherheit 15 points ago

Cuomo's 40K ventilators BTFO

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McFatty7 10 points ago

CNN: Trump says "For a good time, call Easter"

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mintyfresh 17 points ago

Holy hell. The data is changing every 30 min. and the dumb bitch asks:

"Can you give us a firm date for opening back up?"

How about a firm boot up the ass?

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kicklucy 4 points ago

Rush Limbaugh was demanding the same thing. How on earth do you do a firm date with something like this?

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White 3 points ago

I love big boobs

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White 5 points ago

She got some big tits tho

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago

Commie milkers? I missed them.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 20 points ago

Is someone keeping track of all the BTFOs tonight? WHO, TVA, 0bama, Biden, (I know I missed a couple)

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Joe_30330 3 points ago

Oil Boy

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Kanxo 8 points ago

You are :)

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Anaconda 15 points ago

how is a government bureaucrat, the TVA chairman, able to be paid $8M per year???

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BlackJack 19 points ago

GEOTUS doing well. Loving his chill humour and energy.

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stjdalen 7 points ago

He's brilliant. Looking great, so well spoken