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cgiles98 613 points ago

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

NO REFUNDS!

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Shoe 118 points ago

Did this copypasta actually originate from a Bernie bro? Seems way too overboard, but I wouldn't doubt it at this point lol.

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muhlum24 155 points ago

Bruh did you see the election night comment compilations? Those guys went completely off the rails.

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27Sandino 80 points ago

Forget the election night, they rioted for like a year straight.

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uzi5v2 58 points ago

Did they ever stop rioting?

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Maaam 64 points ago

They're still screaming at the sky

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CousinEddie 46 points ago

They got wrecked so hard they changed genders

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glorious_phagg0t 10 points ago

I'm not in the medical sciences but I'm pretty sure screeching non stop lowers testosterone.

Low testosterone = boob growth.

So they figure meh might as well go get a boob job.

... continue reading thread?
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Roortoker 6 points ago

You win the thread

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FutureMan 1 point ago

LOL

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doodaddy 5 points ago

Only when the China Virus hit. They had the masks ready to help and everything but... nowhere.

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hai_Priesty 1 point ago

All the benefit on their Pantifa mask was more than off-set by the social crowding and screeching and spraying of saliva.

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RonPaulWasRight 44 points ago

Remember when Shia Labeouf put up a "REEESIST" flag in the middle of some random field, and the Internet tracked it down and replaced it with a Trump flag? That was fun 😁

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Steven_IDGAF_Miller 40 points ago

whenever you need a break or need a laugh, watch the Internet Historian video about that awesome display of weaponized autism, truly breathtaking.

https://youtu.be/vw9zyxm860Q

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Returningtogod 16 points ago

HWNDU is one of my favorite post-election times. The live feed in NYC was hilarious. I used to watch it after work.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 6 points ago

Omg. Thank you for this!

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FreshCovfefe2 4 points ago

My favorite of all time. This is why we WIN!!

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workinating 3 points ago

Supreme KEK

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HeavyHebrew 11 points ago

HWNDU drove that man insane

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Tejas_Pepe 5 points ago

Shia LeBeouf was insane long before that.

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stylecouncilor 5 points ago

PepeFarms remembers!

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hai_Priesty 2 points ago

How can we forget? :DDD And Pede's side if the side of people who "Sciences".

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vagabond17 8 points ago

At least 3 years+, and thanks to their sympathisers in high places, cost this country millions of dollars in property damage and a phony Russia interference investigation

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hai_Priesty 3 points ago

They were rioting before the election, no change. They riot because they are violent people with no sense of property and true fairness.

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hai_Priesty 3 points ago

To be fair, even the "Hillary supporters" (most don't even love her that much, just wanted Muh woman President damn the consequences) meltdown comment session was off the rails; they weren't any crazier than Hillary supporters on their night of lost.

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Musicbymuzak 58 points ago

I think it initially was

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trumpforce 37 points ago

Bernie lost one of the primaries back in 2016 and one of the comments at r/SfP went mad

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 33 points ago

what about the cheese-maker, I could see that one being real too.

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DrNilesCrane___ 40 points ago

It's real. They're all real. That's why they're sacred. Someone - a real person - actually posted that, and meant it.

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IcculusBased9 15 points ago

Praise Kek

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vagabond17 3 points ago

Holy $H!T! :o

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 1 point ago

LOL pretty much anything is believable at this point when it concerns the insane left.

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duvalpede 25 points ago

The cheesemaker one is absolute legend. Amazing. Few things will top it.

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IcculusBased9 8 points ago

I'd love to see that bot make a comeback

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Trumptastic88 13 points ago

My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier, I WAS A CHEESEMAKER. I made fucking cheese! But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.

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Trumptastic88 7 points ago

My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier, I WAS A CHEESEMAKER. I made fucking cheese! But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.

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drainthefuckingswamp 17 points ago

I believe that one is also real, but it's hard to know for sure

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sun_wolf 30 points ago

They are real in the sense that they were written by hysterical Bernie Bros in a moment of despair, but they are fake in the sense that leftists always lie and make up how much they are actually suffering. Like the cheesemakers, for example, probably had a discussion at the peak of their hysteria about going out “the next day” to sell their wedding rings and buy guns, and then the comment was written as if that had already been done, but then when the next day came, they actually just turned on the TV and watched Netflix with their his ‘n’ hers anime body pillows.

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Spezdrinksassjuice 11 points ago

"His n here anime body pillows"

Top kek 😂

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IcculusBased9 5 points ago

Kek, nice.

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CousinEddie 4 points ago

It’s hard to really tell. I’ve got a few accounts I’ve been slowly building rapport with and use them to concern troll bernouts. If one gets compromised I just start a new one. It takes a while to incubate so it throws off my “troll velocity”, if you will. But at any time there are a handful of apparently normal accounts spreading doom.

I’ve got a few friends who do this as well. It’s like a video game or any other hobby for us. You spend a few hours mining your accounts and getting them ready for a subtle raid. Then you play Warzone for a couple hours.

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RedAltoids 3 points ago

Maybe I should do that now that I'm an involuntary NEET, and have plenty of time.

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago

You guus need someone to play warzone with?

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JediMasterPepe 0 points ago

Well said bro!

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OGRapHat 14 points ago

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.

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ronburgandy 2 points ago

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy single action revolvers and wrangler jeans. We won't let them take our ethnic cattle some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our livestock before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our worl. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a rancher. I made fucking beef. But now i'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.

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IcedCovfefe 11 points ago

I won’t let them take our ethnic neighbors!

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FaRmErX2000 4 points ago

the cheese maker one is absolutely real and was first posted on reddit

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 2 points ago

lol, the left is a literal parody of itself.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago

no it's an old pasta about good boy points and chicken tendies

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panthicc 40 points ago

Remember when Rick and Morty fans melted down like this in McDonalds over dipping sauce? I'm not saying those guys were all Bernie bros, I'm just saying my Bernie bro coworker has a Rick and Morty desktop background and mousepad and screams "pickle rick" unironically.

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DrNilesCrane___ 46 points ago

They're children. I gotta rant about this for a second.

Most of the leftists I know are very into comic books, cartoons, video games, and anything pop culture (latest Marvel movies, whatever TV show is popular, etc). A little bit of that stuff is fine, by all means... but I mean they are REALLY, REALLY into it. Like desktop backgrounds, and all of the Pop figurines, and wearing various licensed t-shirts every day, tattoos, etc. All of their waking time is devoted to devouring whatever the latest trendy thing is. Don't think for yourself; play this video game and binge watch this TV show instead!

Pop culture and marketing that is supposedly geared towards adults is very juvenile. I noticed this trend a few years ago and it's only gotten worse. For example, why are there grown-ass adults who are really into My Little Pony? Or all of the insane amounts of unicorn paraphernalia that is being pushed? Why are glitter shirts with attached capes available in adult large? Rick and Morty isn't for children per se, but it is very juvenile humor, and every millenial-aged leftist I know is a big fan.

Adults with minds of children = thinking with feelings = easily swayed to believe things like "kids in cages!" "voter suppression!" "orange man bad!!"

PS Acknowledging the irony of my username being TV-related. At least it was a clever show. Haha

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TrumpTrainJune152015 23 points ago

Great observation. To add, they quote Harry Potter like the Bible.

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DrNilesCrane___ 12 points ago

Right!!! I read those books way back in the day (like 20 years ago) and I admit that they are good, well-written books.... but the way the whole franchise has blown up is very strange, again considering that the books are not even new. There is HP-themed EVERYTHING.... shirts to socks to shot glasses to furniture to.... anything you could think of, even a whole damn theme park devoted to it! Makes me suspicious. Why is it still marketed so hard?

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BlooperBoy 9 points ago

Rowling is anti-Christian, and so is Harry Potter. Not overtly, but it promotes majik, diversity, global orders, etc.

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mishaclara 3 points ago

A reminder that during this panicdemic all theme parks are closed!

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE 6 points ago

To add further, they're all faggots. Soy-laden, pussy hat wearing, donate their moms last dollar to Sanders only for him to give up, faggots.

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_Sega 16 points ago

I play a lot of videogames and even collect rare and expensive retro ones. I fucking hate rick and morty and a lot of the neo "gamers" who are into this cape shit crap. Some try and talk to me about marvel shit or new modern games like fps bullshit and i wish they would just fuck off. I dont have time to listen to you about your games, i have my own and theyre way cooler.

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DrNilesCrane___ 5 points ago

Right! I still enjoy older video games from the 90s every so often, and I do love playing Mario Kart with friends .... but I don't understand the time, energy, and money I see some of my contemporaries (in their 30s and 40s) pouring into shit that is aimed at tweens.

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squanchingonpao 4 points ago

The only games that can hold my attention now are either very competitive or are extremely realistic simulation type games.

I enjoy Rick and Morty but am not a die hard fan. I think moderation in anything is the key and you do need to have some adult hobbies that are productive like having an actual job lol and working out socializing/networking etc.

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JediMasterPepe 3 points ago

The problem with the game industry right now is that its overrun by greedy fucks designing their games to demand you spend all your time on them if you want to ever earn anything. This games as a service/timed battlepass bs, etc.

Puts on tinfoil hat Im pretty sure that is all by design to keep this large crowd of would-be uncontrollable crowd because they took too long to go after gamers. For example: Gamergate blowing up in the Left's face.

Keeping leftists parents' children sedated with video games their whole lives because leftists are shitty parents backfired first because they were separated away from the MSM brainwashing. And since gamergate failed, they now try to keep gamers sedated by making their games demand all your time.

/Rant over 😅

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Toucansexual 2 points ago

Doom Eternal kicks ass, though. I'm loving it so far. Shame I can only play on my days off.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE 2 points ago

Farming sim 19

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DonJr2024 13 points ago

The adult version of leftists for me is people who work 9 to 5 jobs and do nothing exciting or different. Just couple vacations a year and weed on the weekend. Reusable shopping bags is how they are saving the earth.

And they know Trump is an idiot on international trade even though they have no experience with anything resembling international trade.

And they know Trump is an idiot for saying something might help with covid even though they also aren't doctors and are just taking their own untrained medical opinion on it and they told me a week ago that weed cures stab wounds.

I have a friend who actually gave his credit card to scammers that phoned him and said he owed tax money and was going to go to jail. He's an educated guy with a family. And I'm sure he would tell me all about how NAFTA works.

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DrNilesCrane___ 7 points ago

I know so many people like this.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE 5 points ago

I think the word you're looking for is NPCs....They literally are that generic vendor that only sells one item, and its the level 1 starting supplies that you never even consider using....So it begs the question, what even is the point of their existence, other than to take up space?

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Afflictionxx 9 points ago

Hey man, as an adult Trump supporter myself I agree with you on this but it really comes down to an obsession they have. I enjoy a lot of those entertainment media things you've listed but I am NOT obsessed with them, they're simply things that I enjoy as a way to entertain myself. Not my little pony or any of the kids cartoon stuff, but the rest I have watched or heard of and think they're a cool story, I like collecting figures from shows / video games I like.

My dad used to collect Godzilla action figures and had a huge cabinet filled with different Godzilla versions and enemies like Ghidora, Anguilles, etc. So it may have rubbed off on me, but I don't use any of these fictional entertainment items as ways to uphold my personality. With liberals, media is a huge part of their self identity, they use it as a means to define themselves rather than let it just be a consumable piece of media like it is.

It boils down to obsession, and I've noticed that most liberals have a serious issue with obsessiveness, for all sorts of things. It is a mental problem imo.

It's okay to enjoy things and buy things you like, but once you start using fictional stories from entertainment media to define your personality and create a huge made up fantasy world in your head based on those stories, there is something seriously wrong there.

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DrNilesCrane___ 2 points ago

Absolutely man. I enjoy video games and such, too! There's nothing wrong with that, but in moderation. You worded it most astutely - they let the media define their personality and self identity. Spot on

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DrNilesCrane___ 2 points ago

Absolutely man, totally agree. I enjoy videos games and shit too, but like you said, in moderation, and not basing my entire identity around them. Big difference there that you have astutely worded.

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JediMasterPepe 1 point ago

Hey man, I still watch shit Samurai Jak or Courage occasionally but mostly just anime. Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, etc. Ones that arent hypersexualized like that Seven Deadly Sins.(ugh)

It's better than the agenda driven garbage the rest of the mainstream tv plays. Or the mainstream porn: Sparticus, Game of Thrones, True Blood..

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rjkelly13 8 points ago

I noticed this cause I used to be big into Tumblr. They teach you idol worship and to worship fandoms and media. That way then when the liberal Hollywood types (who don't care about the average person at all) tell you something, it's not some snobbish celebrity, it's Harry Potter! It's Iron Man! It's Captain America! They're telling me to vote for Bernie and to support socialism! They don't care, they're in their mansions and are so far removed from everyday life that it's stunning.

And trust me, I'm a huge wrestling fan, I love Star Wars and Marvel movies. I'm one of those guys that had a Star Destroyer background for my work computer, and I have Funko Pops sitting on my desk at home. But I have the mental capacity to know that it's just fiction and I don't obsess over fictional characters, or take someone's word as gospel because they play someone cool on TV.

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DrNilesCrane___ 3 points ago

Exactly, great point. I don't watch a lot of movies or TV, but the ones that I do enjoy.... I make a point to not look up those actors' Twatters or anything, because seeing them saying deranged things would absolutely ruin it for me.

Case in point: grew up a HUGE, HUGE Star Wars mega-fan. Heartbreaking to see the absolute feces being spewed by Mark Hamill and the woke trash that's associated with the new trilogy.

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JediMasterPepe 0 points ago

This. You can enjoy these things without being a retard. Trying to demonize them completely is a pretty stupid.

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SJBHamilton 5 points ago

PJW did a great video about this very topic some months back.

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vagabond17 5 points ago

I dont think its a problem of pop culture per se. As they say, politics is the downstream of culture. The problem is as you say, most pop culture lefties consume is juvenile garbage encouraging no critical thought or self examination whatsoever. Lefties have had a monopoly on pop culture for decades in the US thats how their ideas have been so mainstreamed in society. Its only in recent years conservatives have realized this and have tried fighting back with pop culture if their own for others to enjoy.

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Hyperlight381 4 points ago

I have a fat Punisher skull tattooed on my leg but also have a signed framed letter from Papa Trump. We aren’t all Bernie Bro’s!

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DrNilesCrane___ 1 point ago

Hahahaha awesome man

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HeavyHebrew 4 points ago

The term for such people is BUGMEN

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JediMasterPepe 1 point ago

You.. Bug Man!

The meat part of you. Your muscles..

Is that bug meat? Or man meat?

I don't care much for man meat..

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WantsATrumpFlaG 2 points ago

Don't ask questions, consume product and be excited for next products!

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Generalissimo13 2 points ago

I am gonna consoooom!

  • sorry, I had to.
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Returningtogod 2 points ago

My favorite show all time. Will always stop and watch the reruns when I run across one.

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doodaddy 2 points ago

"arrested development" -- i never knew how many there were though.

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Bigpandas1 1 point ago

Spot on. TheDonald.Win needs a Buy Gold function to reward good posts people agree with and to help support the anti-Reddit.com.

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unicornpoop 1 point ago

Not children. Emotionally underdeveloped.

Perhaps mentally underdeveloped...

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JediMasterPepe 0 points ago

Bronies are just gross weirdos. My older brother is one.

I dont think he appreciated when I joked that it must be nice that he has a daughter now so he has an excuse to watch the show. 😂

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 7 points ago

the writer of that show is a leftist cuck.

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thuggishruggishtrump 5 points ago

That show has such a weird fanbase, I tried watching and it just came off as cringe.

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Thunderclapmorgridge 2 points ago

And 'you son of a bitch, I'm in'

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panthicc 3 points ago

Oh my god that's a Rick and Morty thing? He says that all the time, I didn't even realize...

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KRosen333 1 point ago

Still? That fad was so long ago now.

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EagleI 1 point ago

How dare you besmirch the good name of Rick & Morty!

But seriously, there is nothing liberal about this show. I don't understand the hate here. Rick is a free-wheeling scientist anarchist. He hates the government, which in the show is run by an Obama-like figure. The entire show is very skeptical in nature about everything.

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panthicc 2 points ago

I don't have anything against the show itself really. I watched the first 2 seasons. It's fine. But the fanbase. Oh the fanbase. Not to mention the sheer mind numbing stupidity of the show's creator.

It reminds me of Homestuck if you're familiar with it. The comic itself was fine, quite clever and beautifully composed at times. But holy shit the fans.

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JediMasterPepe 0 points ago

I got hooked on that show when I watched the pilot when it aired but man, did the show pull in a dumbass fandom.

But now also knowing knowing Harmon's political views after that "punch nazis" rant ,and seeing some of his politics shoved in occasionally makes me laugh my ass off cause all it comes off as is him using his show as a vehicle to throw a tantrum. 😂

I'll still watch it but my heart isnt in it like it was at first.

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Cyer6 19 points ago

Only a TDS, emotionally compromised, insane leftist mind could come up with this stuff.

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Tranny_Fluid 9 points ago

True, if I tried to make something up it wouldn't be as good as this lol

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Trumptastic88 1 point ago

My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier, I WAS A CHEESEMAKER. I made fucking cheese! But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.

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physsijim 10 points ago

IIRC, it was after the 2016 California Dem Primary.

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cgiles98 5 points ago

Im honestly not sure. It definitely is one of my favorite pastas though!

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Boogaloo_BOB 2 points ago

IIRC the copypasta was originally about the original Brexit vote and the plate of tendies was a cup of tea.

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rossagesausage 2 points ago

I MADE FUCKING CHEESE

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RussianBot2 1 point ago

too overboard

Nuh, pretty accurate

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TruthIsForceOfNature 1 point ago

It originated on 4chan, where the tendies meme had already originated, so I doubt it.

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Reev_Jax 1 point ago

I was a simple cheese maker before all this madness

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Choppa_Pilot 15 points ago

What an absolute madlad.

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ElGuapo 11 points ago

That was amazing.

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CannonballJunior 9 points ago

Pete from Bay Village, O-H-I-O, you wonderful bastard you! Oh how I lollered!

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Twitter 7 points ago

dying lmao

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OliverWillis 4 points ago

Fucking lmao

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PyroSphere 27 points ago

Bernie Bro Land, where everyone's feelings are as tender as the chicken. Self pity with a side order of hunny mussy sauce.

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Captain_Triips 2 points ago (edited)

God dammit we won't get to see them shit themselves because of social isolation

We will have to be satisfied with YT and twitter

https://twitter.com/i/status/1247941565340880897

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whompfrigginwhomp 20 points ago

Listen fat. My son came into my room to bring me a plate of cheese pizza and I literally groped at him and hit the plate of cheese pizza out of his hand. He started snorting and swerving at me and I sniffed the hair on him. I’m so disoriented right now I don’t know what to do.

(Why am I stopping.....)

I didn’t mean to do that to my son but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?!I feel like the blood vessels in my eyes are going to explode. Why the fucking fuck am I on camera? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking thing. You know, the thing! I don’t want to believe the salad bar is so corrupt. I want a past to believe in. I want Corn Pop to be president and stroke my blonde leg hair in the sun. I cannot fucking deal with Ukraine right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was a dog-faced pony soldier in New York???? This is so fucked.

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lokiodinson 1 point ago

This is too good. I was waiting for the part about the leg hair. Did not disappoint.

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yukondave 19 points ago

And just like that Biden avoids another debate. Now what if Biden is not of good health at the Convention?

Don't forget the Primarys are controlled by private corporations called DNC and RNC. They did it and got away with it last time. What makes you think this time it's better. Below is what was said in court on the subject.

"we could have voluntarily decided that, Look, we're gonna go into back rooms like they used to and smoke cigars and pick the candidate that way. That's not the way it was done. But they could have. And that would have also been their right, and it would drag the Court well into party politics, internal party politics to answer those questions." - DNC attorney Bruce Spiva

Update: A federal judge dismissed the DNC lawsuit on August 28. The court recognized that the DNC treated voters unfairly, but ruled that the DNC is a private corporation; therefore, voters cannot protect their rights by turning to the courts:

"To the extent Plaintiffs wish to air their general grievances with the DNC or its candidate selection process, their redress is through the ballot box, the DNC's internal workings, or their right of free speech — not through the judiciary."

https://ivn.us/posts/dnc-to-court-we-are-a-private-corporation-with-no-obligation-to-follow-our-rules

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OfficerNasty 12 points ago

This season's primary was pretty hilarious, but nothing beats classic 2016 rage.

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OneBreathe 8 points ago

IM JUST A CHEESEMAKER!

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trump_lsd 5 points ago

I was a fucking cheesemaker

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FireKetchup 3 points ago

I can’t not read this in Big Man Tyrone’s voice.

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MrHotep 2 points ago

Happy days. The best copy pasta

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myvoicecountsonce 2 points ago

The fucking tendies you got to be real!!!!

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SupremeDick 2 points ago

Bwahahahahahahahshsha!!!!!!!!!!

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nomac 2 points ago

I expected nothing else as the top comment for this.

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Captain_Triips 2 points ago

I said it all along

He wa only in the race to gather supporters that he could throw behind the real candidate

Now lets see who Creepy Joe picks for VP. That will be the real President

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Sapito 1 point ago

DEMOCRATS FOR TRUMP!!

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Liberty_Prime 0 points ago

First time?

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Dell_Fargus 206 points ago

So, Bernie can still win?

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givethismanacoat 86 points ago

Match me!

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MexicanWinning 19 points ago

I'm donating $10000000000 Mexican pesos right now!

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trailerfinance 6 points ago

Hahahaha. I’m donating my stimulus check, but I haven’t filed my taxes in 4 years, so I will get a loan from my wife’s boyfriend!

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DemsH8America 2 points ago

Those are rookie numbers... in in for 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Zimbabwe Dollars!

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Shayhawk 2 points ago

Sooooo like what... $4.00?

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tangerinemanbad 2 points ago

Bout tree fiddy

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Ralphusthegreatus 3 points ago

Best comment.

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lasmejoresmaga 59 points ago

How this is actually good for Bernie

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Enzee 50 points ago

he gets another house.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago

And gets to do it all again in four years.

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Hillarys_Diaper 4 points ago

And still charge $200,000 for speeches at universities.

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ZacPetkanas 11 points ago

he gets another house.

Dacha, comrade. Dacha

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 14 points ago

It's a summah camp! Everyone in Vermont has one.

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Hillarys_Diaper 2 points ago

And a new fancy summah beach housssse!

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melaniaforever 1 point ago (edited)

This one will be his Winter Cottage. He's gonna call it Bern-a-Loggo

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nakedjay 5 points ago

According to the Bernie sub, "Bernie kind of did win because the DNC was forced to take up some of his policies.."

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Robert 2 points ago

Some of his supporters will get redpilled enough to go through a MAGA metamorphosis into a beautiful yet terrifying butterfly/centipede hybrid.

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TheMAGAnificent 46 points ago

Literally read this comment in r/politics.

Also, anyone notice how someone can post a long tirade formatted, complete with 25 links, all within FOUR MINUTES of replying? I can't even find a post to reply to and make a coherent comment in four minutes, these people have a reply locked and loaded!

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dancn 21 points ago

They actually have software for it. They dont use social media like you do. They have a program that manages all their accounts across multiple social media sites, with info regarding their persona on that account etc. It also connects their teams together. Need a positive reply to your post and some upvotes? You order it like a Chinese menu and others will see the request. They can accept the ticket and reply to your post. They have a pool of links, narratives, replys, etc.

One guy is usually responsible for handling 100+ accounts themselves.

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 4 points ago

what a sad way to live, but fuck em', they're propagandist shills

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago

ShariaBlew is set up and funded for this exact purpose .. to efficiently flood social media with leftist propaganda and 24/7/365 astroturf.

Believe nothing that you read on any social media site .. it's 99% astroturf.

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pbarnett865 17 points ago

Good programming?

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trumpORbust 14 points ago

Learn to code bitches

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TheMAGAnificent 6 points ago

H A T E S P E E C H

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xBigCoffinHunter 13 points ago

It’s almost as if it’s manufactured bullshit

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago

The Bernie Bros are just excited that they get to do it all again in 4 years. They can't get enough of the thrill of being cucks.

Cuck Life

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dudeduderson 2 points ago

shareblue and mediamatters are hard at work spamming the internet with propaganda

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 14 points ago

Bernie 2024!

82-year old Bernie will once again be asking for your financial support.

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago

82 yo Bernie will be roommates with Biden at the nursing home.

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Got_Hot_Snakes 7 points ago

He can still win 2016 too!!!!

I honestly didn't even know he was still running, he's so useless and pathetic I thought he dropped out like two months ago.

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Miserable_company 4 points ago

He and Jeb are strong contenders!

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lmao 1 point ago

in 4 years bro! get your donation money ready!

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Captain_Triips 1 point ago

Bernie is OUT! @realDonaldTrump is great at fighting diseases

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_bryan 1 point ago

You're thinking of Jeb.

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BlissBatch 1 point ago

I have a theory that the moment Bernie finally realized it was over, was when Joe Biden told the American people:

“We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and ... correct the public health.”

And Bernie's chances of winning the nomination went up by ~0%.

I think Bernie finally said, "well, if that doesn't win us the nomination, nothing will."

(Yes, that is an actual quote! Watch the video!)

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nethyek 196 points ago

Proud of our Democratic Party. In 2016, we nominated the first female candidate. And in 2020, we are nominating the first senile candidate. #RepresentationMatters

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Ithrowawaay 20 points ago

Glass ceilings and whatnot.

Wonder where this clowncar is gonna turn next.

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de9ebkmd7 7 points ago

There is no end to intersectionality. The glass ceiling still exists for the black woman. And then for the black senile woman. And trannies and all the new genders discovered by scientists in the last few years.

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nethyek 12 points ago

No joke, I bet there's 100 year old men out there who are more cognizant than Biden.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 8 points ago

I have a 99 yea old friend that is sharper than most people.

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cayodon 2 points ago

A 100 year old , black, gay man. Leftist trifecta

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nethyek 2 points ago

Why not a woman you bigot?

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago

Why not both?

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Captain_Triips 3 points ago

The election results should be a night to remember

Except for Biden

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uzi5v2 3 points ago

Yes they do! Which is why they should get the proper medical care, in a nursing home if necessary, and not exploited to run for president.

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rubberkidney 5 points ago

finally representation for retarded and senile bodies!

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Captain_Triips 3 points ago

If Biden were president today he would e using all of our resources to fight The Spanish lu

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okayfilet 2 points ago

Joepedo for represidentation!

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aintgotnotimefothis 1 point ago

Imagine how surprised Joe Biden is right now. They probably had to remind him that he is running for president this morning. Now he learns that there is some guy named Bernie Sanders who was also running for president and now he's not. What a whirlwind!

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taavofficial 141 points ago

NO REFUNDS BITCHES

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Buttlet 22 points ago

"But Bernie-senpai clearly with the coronavirus ravaging our livelihoods, you would give us refunds this time, right???"

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tangerinemanbad 3 points ago

"Ivan my boy, take this comrade to the wall."

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Brucesky420 3 points ago

The best part of this is the timing. Bernie bros can't riot without risking coronachan chomping them up

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trailerfinance 2 points ago

But what if I give my stimulus money? Can Bernie make it? I am literally shaking

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dragonlordkingslayer 122 points ago

GO TO THE SANDERS SUB AND POST SUICIDE PREVENTION NUMBER ON THEIR MEGA THREAD!!!!!!

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pbarnett865 59 points ago

I visited retardit today just to remind them of Bernie's no refund policy. I wasn't well received.

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ArodenIsNotDead 41 points ago

You have to be more subtle.

For example, telling them to vote for Trump likely will just get you downvoted to hell, but pointing out that Trump is going to win anyway against senile rapey Joe and they should vote third party... now that has a pretty decent chance of working.

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DragQueenTruckDrag 20 points ago

Yes get them to divide even further. Love it

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sun_wolf 10 points ago

A good angle is if a third party gets 10% of the vote, they are legally required to participate in the 2024 debate. That may be a way for Bernie Bros to vote for someone other than Trump or Biden without feeling like they are throwing their vote away.

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ArodenIsNotDead 5 points ago

Isn't it 15%? In either case, it's a good point to make.

Adding to that, getting enough votes makes it easier for the Greens/Libertarians to get on ballots in the future, and would let them get federal election funding the same way the DNC and RNC are getting.

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Brucesky420 4 points ago

Isn't it 15%?

Does it really matter? They'd probably change the rules to leave them out of the debate if it ever happened anyway

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Captain_Triips 4 points ago

twitter is full of Bernie bros saying they won't vote for Biden

i guess that means they won't vote

very good for us

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awooo 3 points ago

"FUCK DNC, I'm going to write in Bernie anyway!!!"

XD

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Frosty 3 points ago

Some dude is posting

No thanks, I prefer to stay away from gridlocked puppets. Voting Trump will push the democrats to go further left down the road. The only way to push the progressive agenda is to show the DNC that we do not want a corporate centrist for president.


Funny how many of you "revolutionaries" chicken out as soon as the DNC solidifies a corporate democrat. If you really cared about progressive ideology you would either withhold your vote complete, vote third party, or give a giant middle finger to the the DNC and vote Trump. Voting for "blue no matter who" means you were never a progressive to begin with. I hope you people get off this sub and let the adults speak

I can't tell if it's one of us trolling or they're genuinely that dumb.

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TheMAGAnificent 15 points ago

"donate money to fight the establishment!"

Loses

" We have to support the establishment to defeat the establishment"

gives money to establishment

Becomes the millionaire establishment

"Give me more money"

Everything repeats

Loses again

Bernie bros: surprised Pikachu face

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 7 points ago

I tried to explain to people (IE the "woke" adult-children) about how he completely sold out back in 2016.

Boy did I get a lot of confused looks and complete disconnect from reality. They're like "but this time it's different, Bernie promised free tendies".

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RespectfulKoiFeeder 2 points ago

"NO REFUNDS"?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago

If I wasn't already perma banned I would be there shitposting away.

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MinshewII 5 points ago

Already banned from commenting

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Greenline 2 points ago

I already got banned from there. Carry on without me, pedes.

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TheUnsuicidables 2 points ago (edited)

Already banned for telling them if you are losing to a person that has dementia and can't speak, during a pandemic that scares older votes that should also help you, you should self-reflect and figure out why Bernies policy suggestions are such failures and why he is so unpopular getting even less support than in 2016.

The left seems to lack the ability to self reflect and they keep driving ever crazier as a result. They don't live in the same world. It's something to behold. I'm pretty confident the Democrats can not recover. If you can't see something wrong, you can't address it.

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quartz 1 point ago

Zero self-awareness. Been saying it for years.

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Specter 2 points ago

Bruh don’t make fun of the bernie fans. Follow sun tzu are of war, and let the enemies infight. The Bernie fans and dnc are having major infighting.

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CousinEddie 1 point ago

They locked the sub. Nobody can post.

What a bunch of faggot LOSERS

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dragonlordkingslayer 1 point ago

we can still make fun of them on twitter!

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Captain_Triips 1 point ago

i posted it on twitter

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MichelleObamasBulge 1 point ago

or try to win over some of the salvageable people. Four years ago I was a Bernie Bro myself. An awful lot has changed since then and for me it didn't change because I was embarrassed to believe left wing narratives. I became embarrassed of left wing narratives after I was convinced to hear out criticisms of them. I wasn't receptive to that criticism until Bernie got shafted

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Undying 95 points ago

Sanders is such a miserable cunt.

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Lady_MaGa 31 points ago

Sanders was a gauge to determine how far socialism would be accepted here in the great USA. Not this election, but every cycle, more and more are falling for it.

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PinkoTheClown 12 points ago

He's also there to get people who wouldn't otherwise vote to register Democrat.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago

Yep, and he'll be back in four years to do it again, supported by the same old commies and joined by the latest batch from our indoctrination centers. I'd bet my tendies on it.

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Captain_Triips 3 points ago

"America will never be a socialist country"

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_KeepAmericaGreat_ 77 points ago

Comrade Bernie has left the chat

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago

BRB, 4 years.

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OliverWillis 0 points ago

He'll be donning the mummy wraps to represent Egypt.

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KonoDavidda 73 points ago

We did it boys, socialism is no more

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Get-schlonged 34 points ago

you're pretending that Biden is Centrist. He is only different from Bernie in the way he lies to your face like the Obama administration did. BIden is just a puppet for all those Obama people that can't wait to get back on the cabinet. Obama was very socialist

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DragQueenTruckDrag 19 points ago

This is true. Imagine the former obama cabinet salivating to get back in the white house to destroy America

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RenaissanceOfHope 14 points ago

Trump is a moderate but sounds super conservative because the left turned even more left.

For example, Blagojevich would be considered a moderate now, or even Justin Amash (I still like him EXCEPT for his TDS caused by his China business ties, other than that he’s super principled).

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_TheConsumer_ 4 points ago

I told this to my liberal friend - I'm more conservative than Trump. The fact that Trump has Republican appeal is that he is a 1980s Democrat who hasn't changed his positions. The Democrat Party has moved far to the Left since then.

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago

I am the same as Trump except abortion is not a big deal to me, programs are too expensive, and a couple of other niche issues.

Apparently my Bible Belt evangelical parents are scared that I’m liberal. That’s what’s so crazy about America- I’m too conservative for liberals nowadays but not enough of a Bible Thumper to be seen as “one of us” in my rural bible belt area.

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_TheConsumer_ 2 points ago

I’m in NY. I’m widely hated because I’m pro life, pro gun and small government.

It’s hilarious.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago

How much less would they hate you if you were pro choice?

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AmpleDesserts 4 points ago

Eh socialist to a degree. Their pockets are filled by Wall Street and Big Pharma, so they'll always dance back and forth. Authoritarian? Absolutely. Socialist? Only to where it benefits them.

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rubberkidney 3 points ago

seriously. he tried to deny being a commie by using the extremely common and ignorant commie metaphor of 'sharing your toys' to explain why he WASNT a commie.

what a fucking lying piece of shit snake.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago

Unfortunately the useful idiots are still around and there is no getting rid of them. As long as they exist our country will always be under threat of socialism.

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 6 points ago

Now we have to worry about mush brain China Joe. Which is just as scary. I'd almost prefer Bernie win over China Joe at this point.

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NocturnalPatrol 3 points ago

All Democrat politicians are socialists. The reason Bernie had to go is because he's too honest about what the Democrats believe.

The entire Democrat Party believes the exact same things that Bernie believes, and they probably all idolize Fidel Castro and the Soviet Union.

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Mrsattorney 68 points ago

Bernie was never a serious candidate. We learned that when he ran against HRC and refused to challenge her on her emails and other corruption.

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DragQueenTruckDrag 33 points ago

Lol or when he handed over entire speaking engagements to angry fat black women and stood there like a cuck

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MAGAlikethis 18 points ago

Or when he handed over his rally stage to ugly dairy protestors and sat there like a cuck

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DragQueenTruckDrag 5 points ago

I liked the tits lol

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago

Tits are like pizza.

Even when they're horrible, they're still aight.

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 9 points ago

He was in on the whole thing, and was used as a mirrored Grass Roots project so he can be the "Trump campaign of the DNC" while leaking socialist propaganda and getting younger people on board with HRC when he decided to quit.

Why do you think Hillary pushed the emotional "vote for me because I'm woman" button so much? She wanted Bernie's brain dead and emotional base to pivot into voting for her.

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Mrsattorney 6 points ago

Yes. And Hillary never challenged Bernie on socialism as a failed ideology. Would have been so easy to do. There was collusion there.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago

This time around he failed to even mention the low hanging fruit of Biden's Ukraine corruption. Bernie was once again in it to milk his idiot supports like a bunch of cash cows, and he did it successfully. He'll be back in four years and he'll fuckin' do it again!

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago

Exactly. He even set up a media company to act as his own agent so he could take a percentage of ad buys that his campaign made.

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Captain_Triips 1 point ago

of course not

he was just in to garner the youth/commie vote

now his support will go to Biden and, when he is elected, he will resign or get Article 25ed

his VP pick is the one who would really be President

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mikeroolz 50 points ago

Ooh, I like how he pokes at the left to keep them divided and pissed off at the DNC. Stable genius!

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TrumpsThrowaway 13 points ago

VERY stable genius!

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thenameisdonald 48 points ago

Absolutely no refunds.

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nanowerx 42 points ago

Once again, Bernie bends over to the Establishment. You would think the Bernie Bros would have figured it out by now that Bernie is controlled opposition and never intended to seriously go after the Presidency. He just wanted to get his Commie ideas out into the mainstream.

Say what you want about Ron Paul, but when the GOP screwed him over he didn't bend over for them, he essentially told them to fuck off then left politics.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago

In 2016 one of the Bernie Bros I know blamed Russia for turning the DNC against Bernie and rigging the primary against him. I can't wait to hear what that clown comes up with this time to explain it all away. Maybe he'll blame Russia again.

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BeMyFren 4 points ago

Amen to that. Ron Paul terrified the party in 2008. Then in 2010 we sent an army of conservatives to flip Congress.

This time I have a feeling the country is going to go Republican. I didn't vote for Trump last time. I was big on 2008 Ron Paul and know alot of us didn't vote for Trump in 16.

I'll crawl through broken burning glass to vote for Trump now.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago

"Just wait til 2024. This time he'll win."

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ServerTowerofBabel 7 points ago

Bye Bye Bernie.

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LoveTrumps---Hair 27 points ago

Imagine that.

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glorious_phagg0t 25 points ago

LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR

https://youtu.be/Pw-L0IAAxAg

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TruthIsForceOfNature 7 points ago

That video is epic

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solarsavior 0 points ago

Never seen it. LOL.

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rickscarf 24 points ago

NO REFUNDS

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SgtThoughtCrime2020 7 points ago

I need all my REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES back!

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Rotting_John_McCain 24 points ago

For anyone looking for some entertainment, put some popcorn in the microwave, then check out this /r/politics thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/fx8hga/megathread_bernie_sanders_ends_2020_democratic/?sort=controversial

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honeymussie 23 points ago

There's levels of salt in there I've never thought possible. These idiots really had no idea the democratic establishment was plotting against him since 20 fucking 16. He never had a chance.

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jaubrey 2 points ago

Oh man, you aren't kidding... as funny as it is, and as much as I enjoy their pain and misery, I hope they don't do anything stupid. We were all young and retarded once (well, some of us more retarded than others).

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MaxineWaters4Prez 11 points ago

His biggest contribution was engaging with young progressives and getting them involved with politics. Without Bernie we wouldn't have people like AOC.

Omfg someone literally typed that unironically.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago

Sanders wouldn’t lose because he excites people that don’t vote in primaries but do vote in the general. It’s been the winning formula for the last two democratic presidents to bring in swaths of voters who feel under represented by the government, if not completely ignored. The notion that because sanders was behind Biden in the primary automatically means he would’ve lost in the general completely ignores how independents would vote in the general.

Hahahahahaha... Yeah he's got tons of fans, and they would totally vote for him in the general... But not enough energy for the primaries.

What a bunch of fucking morons.

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biorito 4 points ago

"people that don’t vote in primaries but do vote in the general"

That's an interesting way of saying "a fuckload of votes show up out of nowhere for the Democrat candidate during the general".

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uzi5v2 7 points ago

That thread is filled with so much salt, it’s great.

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KiaAngel 23 points ago

AH here we go. Finally we start turning the corner on this. Some good news, the left is gonna start eating each other again.

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ThrowawayAcct1917 20 points ago (edited)

Shilling protip from your friendly neighborhood lefty: don't go to r/pol or r/S4P or places like that with "no refunds lmao MAGA" shit, that's counterproductive. Learn the names Howie Hawkins and Tara Reade and make sure every single person in your life to the left of Ronald Reagan does too. Much better tactic.

Also this is a super useful video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqRNnIMDkUY&feature=emb_title

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago

They already hate Biden and know about his corruption, kid sniffing, etc., so the better tactic is to demand that they vote for him now that he is the nominee. I was doing this months ago successfully until I finally got a perma ban. They get salty as hell at being ordered to support him. Post "Vote Blue No Matter Who" and watch the tendies hit the floor.

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ThrowawayAcct1917 4 points ago

You're right, that works really well too, smug liberals are insufferable. It's just most important to not be obviously Republican/Conservative and antagonistic, because that makes the vote blue cucks seem more appealing

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago

Yes, exactly. Antagonism will serve no purpose.

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PM_ME_UR_MAGIC_CARDS 3 points ago

I wish I could upvote you more than once, but that would be VOTER FRAUD.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago

Mail in the upvotes.

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Afeazo 19 points ago

These mods are something else, I don’t even think this post was seconds old when it was stickied.

Oh well. Looking forward to watching Trump mop the floor with Biden. Too bad it won’t be as entertaining since Biden is just going to be stumbling around like a fool, instead of giving Trump a challenge.

I even see BernieBros already talking about how we are going to have 4 more years of Trump lmao. REMEMBER TO VOTE!

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findthewarmspot 19 points ago

Sleepy creepy Joe better not puss out if the debates with Trump.

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uzi5v2 13 points ago

They’re going to claim elder abuse when Trump wipes the floor with him.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 7 points ago

Can you imagine?

"OMG! Biden is FIVE YEARS older than Trump!! Elder abuse, Reeeeee!"

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Kanzoku 18 points ago

Here's how Bernie can still win

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 17 points ago

How big is the fourth homesummer cabin (every Vermonter has one) he’s buying?

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CoronaT_Virus 9 points ago

Yuge, did you see all this idiots throwing their barista tips at him.

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Enzee 7 points ago

I think its a senior home in a assisted living community.

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dudeduderson 3 points ago

You're username is god like

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donald_zuramp 16 points ago

This means the Democrats are going to go all-in on trying to steal the election via mail in ballots.

Also, no fucking way is Biden going to debate Trump. What do you think will happen? He'll be swapped out with another candidate by the time of the debates, or will the Democrats try to cancel the debates?

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JesusisKing 5 points ago

"whats the price of gas right now, joe?" DEAD

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duallyford 14 points ago

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

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lasmejoresmaga 12 points ago

No refunds to jobless Bernists, except from Trump. MAGA!

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Dogfacedgod 12 points ago

NO. FUCKING. REFUNDS. COMMIES.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Too much salt to allow posting.

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Greenline 11 points ago

Time to go buy houses 4 and 5 with the couple million he made running ads promising free stuff. A real contribution to society.

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QuranIsToiletPaper 11 points ago

Trollmaster-in-chief. Pocahontas screwed Crazy Bernie, big league.

"Bernie can still win, match me!"

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DemRefugee007 10 points ago

Lol, calling it like it is.

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patslimmy1 10 points ago

Lol Warren gets called out just for the hell of it.

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Vests123 7 points ago

It's true, though. All other dropped out endorsing Biden, but she stayed in to take from Bernie on Super Tuesday.

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RisingPhoenixTG 9 points ago

All aboard, Bernie Bro’s!

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Meatbank84 8 points ago

WOMP WOMP

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GuitarsNwoodcarving 8 points ago

Our President is Bugs Bunny with a Twitter account.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago

He does have the same biting wit.

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Azure_Comet 7 points ago

oh my god its a remake of 2016, i love it.

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Get-schlonged 7 points ago

Some one go get us some salt over at the bernie sub. I love reading those

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mightyclaw 7 points ago

Ace of Spades had an interesting take: (from http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=386746)
"A friend of mine says that Bernie is just "controlled opposition" -- a Socialist alternative who is controlled by the Democrat Establishment to make sure that Socialists remain in the party.

That's why Bernie Sanders refuses to ever damage a Democrat front-runner.

And that's why, my friend says, Alexandria Donkey-Chompers stopped supporting him a month and a half ago -- she got upset at his relentless unwillingness to ever take a shot at the Democrat establishment.

Sounds like a good theory -- except that part about Alexandria Donkey-Chompers figuring something out.

That's preposterous."

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USA_is_best 7 points ago

NO REFUNDS!!!

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gamingthisandthat 7 points ago

NAH NAH NAH NAH AYYYE GOODBYE

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DiocletianQ3T 7 points ago

Oh man, the sheer amount of tendies hitting the floor can probably be measured by seismologists.

MUST. MINE. SALT.

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RedpilledLib 7 points ago

I left the Democrat party after what they did to Bernie in 2016. Democrat primaries are as fake as professional wrestling. MAGA.

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Sealith 7 points ago

Lol rubbing the salt into the wound.

You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir.

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nowrongwrong 7 points ago

Oh my god, the salt is flooooowin' right now. It is hilarious to see.

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20MagnusKonrad20 7 points ago

Stir that pot, sir. Stir - that - pot!

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MAGA_VANGUARD 7 points ago

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MondayCoupleIsDead 2 points ago

That about sums it up for me too. 😁

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sharkman100 7 points ago

No thanks. We don’t want cucks.

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ryvrdrgn14 4 points ago

It's a jab because some salty progressives are now saying Bernie would have had a better chance of convincing republicans than democrats because democrats don't do anything.

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dickslikeyeezus 1 point ago

votes are votes

dont get complacent

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Trump2k 7 points ago

NO REFUNDS! 2020 Edition

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s2upid 3 points ago

MATCH ME COMRADE

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Ritt777 6 points ago

Fire. Straight fire.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 6 points ago

NO REFUNDS the day before actual refunds start being sent out tomorrow.

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ChinaGTFO 6 points ago

Absolutely ZERO REFUNDS!

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DiocletianQ3T 6 points ago

Oh man, the sheer amount of tendies hitting the floor can probably be measured by seismologists.

MUST. MINE. SALT.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago

There has never been a better time to troll the Berners and demand their fealty to Biden. The salt overflow is glorious.

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 6 points ago

I am once again asking you to ignore my new mansions.

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RatsCatsBats 6 points ago (edited)

Bernie Bros it’s not too late to MAGA. Sooner rather than later.

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FreeHeliRides 5 points ago

The r/politics commies are having a total meltdown, beautiful.

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Shoe 5 points ago

Over/under on how many sqft the new "summer camp" will be?

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s2upid 1 point ago

Over 4000sqft, he's not getting any younger!

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BetterThanReddit 5 points ago (edited)

The salt over on /redacted is legendary. So many people calling out Biden for being a rapist. This is the best timeline ever.

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Khryn 5 points ago

The Sanders megathread -> Sort by Controversial -> Have belly laughs for DAYS.

God you guys are clever AF. You can see how sly people are posting there cause it takes you a second to think "Is this for real or is this someone trolling?"
And that makes it hilarious either way!

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StillplayenSometimes 5 points ago

"The Bernie people" lol

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Supernova 5 points ago

Communist BTFO!

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ObongoForPrison2020 5 points ago

What a fucking fraud.

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SCOTUS 5 points ago

I know a BernieBro who, months ago, vowed if the DNC stole it from Bernie AGAIN and gave it to Biden, he'd vote for Trump in 2020.

He got buttblasted on FB, and he had to backtrack.

LMFAO.

I wonder what he's thinking right now.

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behemoth887 5 points ago

did bernie already endorse biden? i think it's totally insane how bernouts legitimately thought this time was gonna be the real bernie sanders run when he had more competition. "warren will endorse bernie" is the most delusional shit. she didn't endorse him in 2016 either. time to come to terms with the fact that in a world of fake warren is the fakest politician. and she's usually bernout fans' #2 choice.

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duallyford 1 point ago

Nope.

Not even Obama has endorsed Biden.

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anon1011101 5 points ago

NO REFUNDS!!!

Salt mines are open boys!

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s2upid 1 point ago

NO REFUNDS

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Blindsummit 4 points ago

So, what did he get this time? Another house? A new sports car? What was the sum involved?

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MetallicOpeth 4 points ago

the amount of salt that can be mined at the sandersforprez thread is unprecedented. get in there pedes!!

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freespeech4all 4 points ago

I SORT OF feel sorry for all those kids who believed Bernie had a chance, and spent their college money on him. But not really

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ATXGodzilla 4 points ago

In the very least, Bernie supporters should not support the DNC. Yes, I party say this because it would defacto help Trump, however, if the GOP did to Trump and our populist movement what the DNC did to Bernie, I would not vote for the GOP nominee at all.

Asking Bernie supporters to vote Trump will probably be too much for most but many will in the very least not vote for Biden. 15% voting for Trump will be nice though kek

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago

This is why we need to demand that they support Biden and show loyalty to the DNC. Tell them to donate to Biden and suggest that they volunteer with his campaign. The responses are fantastic.

Vote BLUE no matter who, you salty fucks! 😂

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empiretc 4 points ago

Here comes Cuomo!!!!!

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago

Someone research if you can have nipple rings and still wear a high tech bulletproof vest..

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago

I can't believe that stupid knob actually has pierced nipples. I mean what in the actual fucking fuck?

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ed_shaw 4 points ago

Sure enough! Bernie supporters have to know if we play ball with the Trump admin, there will be plenty of money and jobs to go around, without having to rip off anybody.

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TOPDAWG22 1 point ago

most of them fuckers don't want to work.

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ed_shaw 1 point ago

Bite my tongue. Another unfounded lapse into optimism. Basically, I just cannot accept what the socialist democrat has done to my country. The way back is to restore American jobs, rebuild the middle class, clean up the schools, drain the swamp, then freeze those sons of bitches out. That's it.

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Climbinguy 4 points ago

The cucks over at s4p all using the term “accused rapist” as if they’ve forgotten that it’s innocent until proven guilty. Not the other way around. At least they’re consistent and use it for creepy joe too. I’m gonna love watching that sub burn today.

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canadianhere 4 points ago

Trade you say?

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freespeech4all 4 points ago

I checked the /r/s4p and the amount of foreigners (mostly european) saying oohh noo this is the end of america can fuck off. Reddit skews the REALITY of what goes on. I hope the reddit echo chamber dies cause of this. It was a bernie site

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GarudaOne 2 points ago

Depressing to see even South Koreans there as well. NK propaganda seems to be very effective among the 30 and under generation.

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CousinEddie 1 point ago

NONE of reddit's political aspirations have ever worked. Bernie, Hillary, Europe, TPP, Net Neutrality, etc.

The greatest indicator of a failed candidate is Reddit's support. Whomever they rally behind will lose 100% of the time.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago

I hope the berniebros enjoy watching their money go directly to Pedo Joe as the DNC intended, since they learned absolutely nothing from 4 years go. Maybe they'll learn this time?

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wesunkyerbattlschiff 3 points ago

I think we all knew that this was coming. The only thing most of us have been confused about is why the Dems would push Biden. Why would they be so behind an old white guy, that has zero chances of defeating Trump? It conflicts with the Dems stance on blaming anyone white, male, and of the Boomer generation for imaginary problems with the country. It just doesn't make sense! Unless........ This is all just B.S. and he is out there intentionally making himself look like he is the incompetent victim of dementia. By the time he gets on the debate stage with Trump he will have made twice the number of critical mistakes as he has to date, and there will be no doubt that "Old Joe has lost his mental faculties", but in reality Biden will be just fine. No one will put him on trial for his many crimes after he is done running for POTUS, and that is why I think the Dems are pushing him so hard. Who knows the can of worms he could open on Dems if he were between a rock and a hard place.

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UseBraveBrowser 3 points ago

In other news, tendie sales hit record high.

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TheDNCSucks 3 points ago

Didn't vote in the last election and really wanted to vote Bernie in this one. If the DNC wants to keep electing lifetime POS politicians I will gladly be voting Trump in 2020.

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Hyperlight381 2 points ago

Welcome to the Trump train. Where political discussion is welcomed as long as it’s civil. I think dialogue is super important in today’s day and age

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,229,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.671 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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pizzzzaaaa 3 points ago

MUH FREE THINGS

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Leakedgenderfluid 3 points ago

Look, fat. Bernie just didn’t have it in him. Totally full of malarkey, Caesar salad. Couldn’t push the pull downs in the leg hair, double barrel pizza wheels.

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IvIA6A 3 points ago

Bernie can still win guys. Imagine how sour the Bernie Bros are going to be when they replace Biden with not the next frontrunner, but some establishment type the DNC knows it can control, like a Cuomo or Kerry type.

Come to our side

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Teflon_Don 3 points ago

No refunds!!!! LMAO

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DemsH8America 3 points ago

KAG2020 BITCHATCHOS!!!!

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TrumpsThrowaway 3 points ago

Don’t know about you pedes, but I can’t wait to see Trump massacre Creepy Joe in the debates. Fingers crossed Joe loses track of where he is or freaks out on camera like he did arguing for gun control. That’ll be TV gold for sure 😂

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Ghostphaez 2 points ago

I hope when Joe starts shouting (like he always does in debates), GETOUS puts his hands over his ears and tells Creepy Joe to tone it down.

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sn01no 3 points ago

After a month in lock down with very little expenses... Taking in all those match me donations. Hello house in Cabo!

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BestPrez45 3 points ago

Tradesies!- we give you RINO's and NeverTrumpers you give us Bernie Bros... they'll come around. They want a taste of the glory - they want to .WIN.

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redstampede 3 points ago

I love the way he goads the leftists. The fun thing about poking NPCs with a stick is you always know how they're going to respond.

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YuugeNews 3 points ago

Perfectly stated to drive the knife home - and so true!

DNC: We've screwed your loser candidate, now shut up and unite behind the idiot!

Chorus of Celebrities: Scaramouche Scaramouche, you must dance the fandango!

Kimmel, Meathead, Babs, Milano, Silverman virtue signalling missile incoming in....

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Guins95 3 points ago

I like his barbs at the left but the Bernie socialist scum can fuck right off to the left wing hole they crawled out of with their antifa dirtball friends.

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mehemson 3 points ago

Lol "I'm once again asking for NO REFUNDS!!!"

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cygnus_x 3 points ago

No Refunds!

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triforce28 3 points ago

No Refunds. Retards

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Choppermagic 3 points ago

welcome to the Bernie Bros i guess ha ha

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Count_Dyscalculia 3 points ago

I just went to the Bernie sub and posted this same idea. -8 within a minute and told "Nice job capitalizing “Him & His People” like he’s some sort of deity you fucking loon." so there's some raw feelings and nerve over there right now.

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PeePeeButtz 3 points ago

I was a Bernie supporter in 2016. Fuck the dems. They never fucking learned.

I voted Trump in 2016 as a protest. Fell in love with the guy. Now he gets my vote in 2020 as a full on supporter.

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UsurpTheNarrative 3 points ago

Bernie Bros, if they calmed down a little, stopped with the Socialist nonsense, and looked at Trump Doctrine, they would see he is indeed a good and worthwhile leader. Especially over those slimey sick Democrats.

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Boogaloo_BOB 3 points ago

r/politics is a fucking salt mine. I fucking love it.

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Ghostphaez 3 points ago

I am digging this divide & conquer/chaos tactic!

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BioticGodEmperor 3 points ago

Did they buy Grandpa a boat this time, or...?

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try4gain 3 points ago

Savage. Blood everywhere.

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zebfross 3 points ago

I just checked on /r/politics to find it is dripping with voter enthusiasm!

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silent_majority_LA 3 points ago

I refuse to accept that it is over. I have a phone call with my bank today to discuss taking out a home equity line of credit so I can donate it to Bernie so he can continue to FIGHT! When he wins he will make my housing free from the government and I won't have to pay back the loan!

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dakkath 3 points ago

See ya later commies!

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Ma5e 3 points ago

Hahahahahahahahaha love this man

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HypnoToad92 3 points ago

Trump sticks up for Bernie more than Bernie sticks up for Bernie.

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ThrowawayAcct1917 2 points ago

As a Bernie guy one of my biggest criticisms of Bernie is how much of a pussy he is, dude will just roll over and take everything

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HypnoToad92 1 point ago

Off the top of my head, I could think of about 10 other big criticisms I have of Bernie. Not strictly limited to him being an absolute doormat that every dick and their dog walks over and pisses on.

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ThrowawayAcct1917 2 points ago

Naturally, naturally. Bernie should have kicked in the door like Trump did

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based_trekkie 3 points ago

Damn!!!!

He is a master troll!

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hollow_fang 2 points ago

Can someone make one of those salt compilations out of comments on r/politics?

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CaptainWinston 2 points ago

My Hairy Legs. Oh Sleepy Joe I pray the debate.

🤧☠️

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Trumptastic88 2 points ago

My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier, I WAS A CHEESEMAKER. I made fucking cheese! But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.

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Deplorable_in_PA 2 points ago

Notice the subtle trolling here: DJT is reminding the Bernie Bros they got screwed, once again, by the DNC. I think the DNC is nucking futs if they think they will get the bulk of Bernouts to switch to Biden. Sure, the screeching Trump haters. But most of the Bernouts are sick of the status quo dem party and I personally don't blame them a bit.

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yourtypicalleftist 2 points ago

Time to move to Canada, like I said I’d do in 2016. Actually, why does Canada have an immigration system? So much for not being racist, Trudeau.

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Patriot456 3 points ago

Hahaha. Literally my exact argument every time. Why can't the people that hate Trump just leave? Because EVERY COUNTRY EVER has an immigration system. But WE are racist because we do, too? Uhhh?

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Supersaiyanbroly737 2 points ago

I just checked out the ccp reddit's politics sub.

I can emphasize with the frustration in their thread. A lot of redditors were passionate about Bernie. They spent their precious time and hard earned money to campaign for who they believe can run the country with care and compassion.

Now Commie Sanders can buy his 4th mansion. Redditors are wrong again. And they won't get invited to the mansion they helped fund. No refunds, no freebies

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Tylerlc22 2 points ago

I took a vacation to 'bernie for president' sub reddit and I love how many "I will not vote for joe" posts there are.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago

Just wait until they stealth replace Biden with another candidate through his VP.

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APlaceInTheSun 3 points ago

And that other candidate is named Hillary.

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Wess-mantooth 2 points ago

Thank god, Biden can finally drop out now too

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Bran1986 2 points ago

His troll game is too good.

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slimcoat 2 points ago

A quote from the main Sanders subreddit:

Nah, the DNC already knows their bullshit rigging tactics work, they just proved it. It doesn't matter a single bit to them if Biden or Trump wins, all that matters is that Sanders is out. They've already won. I'm still considering the best way to stick it to them, so far voting green seems like the best route.

Good... let the hate flow through you...

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago

Bernie supporters are welcome but commies are not. If you support gulags then you are my enemy.

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Magentapede 2 points ago

Bernie got fuckin SCALPED

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DemsWantYouDead 2 points ago

HAHAHAHA THESE DORKS GOT FUCKED OVER AGAIN! WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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Nrdrsr 2 points ago

We should do a refugees are welcome here post

But only if they disavow

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HeyZeusChristo54 2 points ago

Absolute Chad!!!

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Im_the_man_now_dog 2 points ago

Can Bernie still win?

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SmokeDopeDank 2 points ago

Thanks Liz!

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Elduro 2 points ago

Guyzzzz Bernie can still win! I'll phone bank, I'll donate my mom's inheritance! MATCH ME!!!! 😂😛 NO REFUNDS BABY!!!!

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AmeriPede 2 points ago

Looking forward to the salt mining thread

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PotentialWizard 2 points ago

Bernie is staying in, though, to exert influence on the DNC platform at the convention. How principled. How AMAZING. He'll also keep taking donations, no doubt. He's got his heart set on a hand-built teak parquet floor for the ballroom of his new mansion.

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Shakakka99 2 points ago

I... I.. I was told there would be refunds?

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago

Followup tweet: "Wow, Bernie is unwilling to give up his delegates, and wants more of them! What’s that all about?"

Obviously Bernie wants his 4th house before officially leaving.

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SharkTeamTrump 2 points ago

There's actually not that many who can come over to the Republican party, as most of his supporters are foreigners.

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duallyford 2 points ago

Malarkey ensues.

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OwningTheLibs 2 points ago

Bernie Bros can come in only after EXTREME VETTING

Commies can take HIKE!

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago

And they have to DISAVOW.

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KyleRules 2 points ago

Would be the most hilarious shit if everyone from this site went and rubbed it in on their sub not that I'm suggesting anything don't doxx me

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itsdazzling 2 points ago

Can we have a master post of screenshots of the Bernie bro’s meltdowns?

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SmokeyMeadow 2 points ago

He stayed in too long. Now no one is paying attention to the election because of this virus, so any potential endorsement of Biden from Sanders would be useless.

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OneBreathe 2 points ago

So no Gulags for us then? lmfaoooo

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Haz85 2 points ago

So when are we expecting Hillary to jump in and take his place

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DonnaBrazile 2 points ago

Here I am. Stood in line to vote for Bernie yesterday. Now I’ll be standing in line to vote for the President in November.

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Captain_Triips 2 points ago

I will stay on the ballot in all remaining states and continue to gather delegates. While Vice President Biden will be the nominee, we must continue working to assemble as many delegates as possible at the Democratic convention, where we will be able to exert significant influence over the party platform and other functions.

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Mostprobably 2 points ago

2016 Primaries: Fool me once, shame on you

2020 Primaries: Fool me twice, shame on me

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RedSocks157 2 points ago

You get fooled...you get fooled, you can't get fooled again!

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Mostprobably 2 points ago

ah, the great philosopher G.W. Bush

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BigDaddyBigTrump 2 points ago

Now it's between Trump and a corrupt corpse with dementia. In other words, nothing's changed since 2016.

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Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago

Shit-stirrer in Chief Extraordinaire.

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Barack0bama 2 points ago

Imagine being a socialist and realizing that you can't win even against a child sniffing, rapist with dementia in United States

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BamaMAGA 2 points ago

POTUS vote harvesting the American way!

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago

No necromancy here!

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GeneralTsoTofu 2 points ago

Dems don't care about the Presidential election. By backing Biden, who we know has no chance to beat Trump, they pretty much are giving up. They'll try to cheat and win, but if they don't, no big deal.

They're after the seats they successfully stole last time. Senate and House. Once they get those, they're in the driver's seat.

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Deplorable_in_PA 1 point ago

I actually think the Dems would rather take an L on this election and hope for down ballot wins than to see Bernie become the face of their party. I doubt the Dem party and leftist elites want the rank and file voters or worse yet (gasp!) black people having a say in their party's platform.

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MAGAgatama 2 points ago

Well that's a wrap! Trump will shred Biden in the debates and expose his cognitive decline.

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ARCH130PTRIX 2 points ago

Makes me feel better I made that choice to #WalkAway. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

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SuperMechaDon 2 points ago

Nice to see Bernie Bros. still holding-out hope because he only 'suspended' his campaign...can't make this shit up.

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BoughtByBloomberg 2 points ago

Look at him expertly driving that wedge even further between Bernard and Warren. He's trying to prevent a Biden-Warren ticket by making her toxic to the Bernouts.

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DX5_ 2 points ago (edited)

Be sure to go to the Bernie sub and remind them that the DNC doesn't care about their movement or their ideas. The DNC will keep cheating as long as there are no consequences. Voting for Biden is a good way to ensure the DNC will fuck them again in 2024.

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ElectricChad 2 points ago

Ha ha ha ha! Get fucked Bernie bros, you can't still win!

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Kryzine2 2 points ago

I made the trade in 2016! I was a Bernout! (I know). I got red pulled after viewing almost EVERY Trump rally as well as spending 4 years browsing The_Donald (R.I.P.) I support Trump 100% and will never go back to my old misinformed ways! Thank you GEOTUS for helping me see the light!

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PB_Mack 2 points ago

I really don't want the bernie bros in the GOP

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patriotX 2 points ago

Master Troll.

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SameCookiePseudonym 2 points ago

Nooooooo 😭😭😭I was going to donate my stimulus checks!!!

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SimplePede 2 points ago

Bernie got offered his new mansion I guess.

NO REFUNDS!!!

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ServerTowerofBabel 2 points ago

When is the farewell tour and who will pilot the helicopter?

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SurfandTurf 2 points ago

Stocks are surging today that a Socialist America will never be reality.

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TOPDAWG22 2 points ago

THE SLAT MUST FLOW

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fpsdende 2 points ago

OUT OUT OUT

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Grubsellers 2 points ago

He sucked whatever money he could out of his Wisconsin supporters and now the day after the primary election, he pulls the plug. Well played, Sanders, well played.

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meme_force_one 2 points ago

NO REFUNDS

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Gramps80 2 points ago

It's hilarious to witness the Left destroy itself in real-time. Didn't Bernouts hate Elizabeth Warren and call her a lying snake for months because she accused him of saying a woman couldn't win the Presidency? And now they're saying "bEliEvE aLl wOmEn" suddenly over Biden. I hope some Independents are watching this shit-show and seeing how hypocritical these people are. The Democrats have never cared about "social justice" or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, it's just a weapon to aim at whoever they currently don't support.

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CousinEddie 1 point ago

Bernie support for round 2 was definitely fake social media. I haven't personally met a Bernie supporter in over 2 years. I've never seen a Bernie sign, shirt, hat, not even a bumper sticker during this run.

As we saw from the primaries, he had no actual bodies voting n his camp. Whatever what was happening online, that was not reflected in reality. They were running a campaign off a fake internet world

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Gramps80 1 point ago

If your campaign relies solely on young people voting en masse... go ahead and quit right there. It didn't seem like the DNC even had to use any tricks to knock him out, he just fucking sucked.

I think the only truth Hillary Clinton has ever told was when she said no one in Washington likes Bernie. His fanbase is filled with rabid morons who have the dumbest political strategy conceivable: attack pro-life Democrats who won in districts we won in 2016, and call Democrats who wants just a little more Socialism murderers for not wanting full-blown Socialism. Shit man, I'm fine with that, more wins for us, but I'll concede that's dumb as fuck for the Democrats to do from a purely objective strategy perspective. I never thought Bernie had a real shot because of this. He and the "Progressive" movement are all about virtue signaling and have no idea how to form coalitions or move legislation through Congress. I think the dude has passed a few bills in his entire life, and the majority of them were renaming post offices.

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago

One Bernie Bro was weeping on about how his mother died on Trump's Inauguration Day and now this. Oh, what a morning. 😂

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a_chill_bro 2 points ago

Socialist tears are the saltiest. A true delicacy.

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TicoMaga 2 points ago

Are we still doing the salt mining threads over here?

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Philhelm 1 point ago

That's gonna rustle some jimmies.

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LikeAWombatScorned 1 point ago

Dementia Joe doesn't stand a chance.

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago

Okay maybe I'm a little slow today, but what exactly does the President mean by "TRADE"?

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_TheConsumer_ 1 point ago

I told r/politics that it should rebel against the DNC for kneecapping Bernie twice in two election cycles.

The DNC wasn’t subtle about it in 2016. And was rather over the top about it in 2020.

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Zack 1 point ago

Match me!

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zestanor 1 point ago

I assume Bernie stayed in until Wisconsin because that election was connected to a real state election. He wanted his people there to vote against the Wisconsin Republican state candidates.

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idm03 1 point ago

Trump Train >>> Commie Clown Car

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 359,079,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.673 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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RedStreak 2 points ago

Also CrabRave.mp3

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Super_degenerate 1 point ago

The salt from the Bernie bros have been glorious.

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donix2010 1 point ago

Thank you Reddit for making this quarantining less boring.

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donix2010 1 point ago

lmao @pedes encouraging bernie bros to vote for third party. Well played.

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3_cheers 1 point ago

WOW! Who saw That coming?!!

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BasedJaffa 1 point ago

How are the cucks on r/SandersForPresident doing? Haven’t had time to check yet.

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TOPDAWG22 1 point ago

pissing and moaning the end is near and our movement is still going. also saying how the US sucks but their asses will still not leave.

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BasedJaffa 1 point ago

Typical

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TOPDAWG22 1 point ago

funny thing is seem most don't even live in the US anyway.

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here2red 1 point ago

Oh wow I thought I heard some whining out in the distance. Kyle dont burn down Milwaukee.

Goodbye somebody!

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TheLoCoRaven 1 point ago

Now we just need Biden to pick Warren for VP for maximum Reeeeeee

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ElGuapo 1 point ago

This truly brings a smile to my face.

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niloje 1 point ago

Bernie Bros are not happy right now.......

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etnguyen03 1 point ago

America will NEVER be a socialist country.

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oomuu 1 point ago

Everyone keeps inviting bernie people, do we really want the republican party full of commies? Are we going to start calling each other Comrade next. The democrats let the commies in....look at them. Do you think that they could win another world war as is right now?

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tinkesquire 1 point ago

We got votes from them in 2016. Trump is not communist. We need their anger not their platform.

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Centipedeboy 1 point ago

convert some bernie bros and we win 2020

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CoronaChan 1 point ago

TheBernie.lose

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago

The worlds greatest troll.

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bck- 1 point ago

Is anyone really surprised?

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Ackshually 1 point ago

Love that he was betrayed by the Democratic Party. Communists could have taken some solace in winning the nomination and losing a general election, but even leftists saw through their commie bullshit and sent them packing.

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Clone1138 1 point ago

I can't believe the Bernie bros thought this time would be any different.

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f_bastiat 1 point ago

Holy shit, shots fired all over the place here!

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BlooperBoy 1 point ago

If even 10% of the Bernie Bros came over to Trump, it would be significant ...

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TOPDAWG22 1 point ago

HAHA the brine Reddit is gold I tell you. he made a movement they say no he did not you fucks that is why you lost. they're crying so much it's forking great.

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Oskar 1 point ago

Does Wisconsin still burn down?

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OneBreathe 1 point ago

Bernie losing in 2016 was my first red pill. Now here I am!

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America_No_1 1 point ago

Time to salt mine over in the PLA ran site known as reddit ;)

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debi_birx_scarf 1 point ago

Bernie has not discovered the power of the scarf.

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salvecitizen 1 point ago

As recompense, maybe we can give Dems the "conserving converatism" guys. Maybe they will liberate liberalism.

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mykillk 1 point ago

If you want to be an effective DNC saboteur, post on the Sanders subs as an arrogant Biden supporter talking down to them.

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kirovri 1 point ago

And just like that, all the Sanders supporters on /r/politics who expressed hate for Biden for months suddenly turned into Biden lovers in an instant.

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veteran299 1 point ago

bernie probably just waited until biden bought him a fourth house

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mykillk 1 point ago

DNC guaranteed him a lifetime supply of hydroxychloroquine