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OutlawPurpleHairDye 81 points ago +81 / -0

I can't believe Dems decided to rally around this guy. He's literally a senile old man.

FluManChu 52 points ago +52 / -0

If anyone needed proof that the party dictates almost everything and all they need is a warm body to fill the seat ... this should do it.

daty_dato 19 points ago +19 / -0

He was the only one that had any chance at all that could get votes. Buttedgeedge had zero chance of winning. He's gay. There are still to many in the states that won't vote for a gay. Pokeahostess was radical left and that screechy voice was a no go. Bernie is a communist. If he wins the nomination Trump might win 45 states. The others never got any traction at all. So that left Biden. Blacks turned out for him on the east coast and they knew that he was the best option. They'd have to hide him but it was manageable. The problem is now every time he opens his mouth he can barely complete a sentence in a favorable and controlled setting. What happens when he gets challenged.

Watch them push for tele-everything including debates or canceling the debates. Guarantee they will push for it.

womp-womp-twice 8 points ago +8 / -0

What the Dims hate to talk about, it's especially Blacks and Latinos that won't vote for a gay candidate...but we can't really talk about that, can we.

Keiichi81 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will absolutely 100% push for any debates between Trump and Biden to be canceled, either for "public safety" if they can manage it or by claiming that they "don't want to give Trump a public platform to spread his lies" or some such BS.

Or they're going to straight up replace him at the last minute with someone like the new media darling they're currently positioning; Cuomo, who is "the savior of New York" despite it being the worst shitshow in the nation.

stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

The blacks and Latinos they care so much about are never going to vote for a gay or a woman. Period. What they will vote for is an old white guy who simply had involvement with a black man at one point.

stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was actually surprised the other day to find a video of this shit stretching back to 2012 and 2016. THis guys have been unelectable for at least 4 years and yet here he is the front runner.

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Pede 32 points ago +32 / -0

The best thing is, he's going to get better with age. Just wait 6 months and see where he's at. It's going to be glorious.

KingMoonRacer 25 points ago +25 / -0

Anyone else suspicious over the fact he’s gotten demonstrably worse since securing the nomination?

if_if_if_if_if_if_if 20 points ago +20 / -0

I don’t think he has. I think the FAKE FUCKING NEWS is gently pulling off the mask they’ve kept on him so they can toss him under a bus and roll on with a different candidate.

Biden is so bad, this is the only explanation I can think of. He can’t keep up with the pack, and the DNC knows it. They are fucking stupid, but not enough to run with Biden. (Don’t get me wrong, they are still really awful people)

T2R0U2M0P 12 points ago +12 / -0

*Andrew Cuomo enters the chat *

womp-womp-twice 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hillary Clinton is moderator of the chat

womp-womp-twice 7 points ago +7 / -0

maybe, murderator ? /s not /s

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BirthHole 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. It takes time to condition the masses to accept a narrative of replacing the nominee... that is why they wanted over on Sanders ASAP. They needed weeks for media conditioning.

There is a reason why Obama has been quiet throughout the primary. There is a reason why Obama never endorsed or supported Biden.

'Throw away' names will be discussed at first (Cuomo). Those suggestions are there to normalize the 'replacement' process.
"I dont want a new car." -- "But we have this beautiful blue new car for you!" -- "I dont like blue; I like green" -- "Ok, here ya go! A beautiful green new car!" -- "Ok, I'll take it"

The end result will be a fake media-driven ground swell of support of Michelle Obama -- basically, the media will be begging her to run. Michelle will play the hesitant game until the convention when the climax will be her, on stage with thier hero Barack, tearfully accepting the nomination for President.

Wyndthough 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who is Michelle Obama?

You mean big Mike?

Thehoytime 6 points ago +7 / -1

He was actually quite coherent during the last debate. I think it is the adrenachrome.

yukondave 2 points ago +2 / -0


“We could have voluntarily decided that, ‘Look, we’re gonna go into back rooms like they used to and smoke cigars and pick the candidate that way,’” Bruce Spiva, lawyer for the DNC, said during a court hearing in Carol Wilding, et al. v. DNC Services Corp.,

homertone 12 points ago +12 / -0

Must not be getting his usual dose of adrenochrome.

QuranIsToiletPaper 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's time for a game I like to call "translate Sleepy Joe's ramblings into English." I think he was trying to say that we can't let the Covid-19 pandemic cancel the presidential nominating conventions or the general election. That would be correct. Here's a few things that are incorrect:

  1. Barely intelligible grammar/pronunciation.
  2. During the Civil War, the election of 1864 wasn't all that meaningful, considering the Southern states (D) were not part of the United States at the time and couldn't exactly vote for president. Also, Lincoln (R) ran with Johnson (D) on the National Union ticket, but Lincoln was killed a month after winning re-election, and Congress (mostly R) hated Johnson so much that he was impeached for the first time in history, and avoided removal by one vote.
  3. There was no pandemic in 2017 or 2016, except for HIV/AIDS, which has been a pandemic since the 1980s, and is mostly in Africa at this point.
  4. The United States is a constitutional republic with democratic elections for representatives (although originally elections for United States senators were not democratic, but held by state legislatures). Not a "democracy," which implies direct democracy.
golfbrora 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe when he said "16" and " 17" he really meant 1918, and the start of the Spanish flu pandemic. Creepy Joe would remember that; he was a young man during the Spanish flu pandemic.

stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I find once I'm at a half a 5th of whiskey my Joe impression get way way better. I just can't do the slurring down with a lot of booze. As a bonus, it also tend to make me more surly and willing to get up in people's faces, put my hands and lips all over them and challenge them to fight me.

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spezisacuckold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's also a straight, white, male (I know you said "man" but the left loves their imaginary "gender/sex divide"), and in the top 1%.

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FluManChu 51 points ago +52 / -1

I thought no way that transcription could possibly be accurate ... I was wrong.

Trumpublican22 26 points ago +26 / -0

Same here! Wow.. My head hurts trying to figure out what he was talking about.

FluManChu 30 points ago +30 / -0 (edited)

I'll take a stab at it ...

We've never allowed any national crisis, from the Civil War to the Pandemic of 1918, to interfere with our Democratic process. We should never let democracy play second fiddle. I believe we can have both a fully functioning democracy as well as addressing our current public health crisis.

Razeontherock 19 points ago +19 / -0

Nice translation! Yes, he might have been meaning to say that.

I want to know where the onion on the belt comes in.

stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take my own stab, "Come on man. You know the things."

Taffy550 23 points ago +23 / -0

How is he going to debate Trump? Bernie is going to be funny to watch, but Creepy Joe is going the main entertainment at this party. Hahaha

wAiT_tWo_WeEks 22 points ago +22 / -0

You know, I never really bought in to the whole "last minute switcheroo" thing. But I don't see any other option for them at this point.

T2R0U2M0P 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's gonna be Cuomo / Hilldawg or Big Mike. Mark my words

stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think Hilldawg will let Big Mike take her spot? I don't see that happening.

T2R0U2M0P 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike's got that Obama juice (in more ways than one) while, how many elections can Hilldawg lose?

Thehoytime 2 points ago +3 / -1

It is going to be the media going to bat for him and pitching it as- he will surround himself with great people that will be doing the actual work.

colddeadhands 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

I actually watched it a few times to see if it looked doctored. I couldn’t find any break points, especially since his hands are in there

EDIT: This disturbed me enough that I went and found the YT video of the full interview. This is exactly what he said, word for word.

The interviewer (whatever the fuck this dude’s name is, don’t care) was just sad. You can see it. He asks a question, then just waits for the awkward silence, then asks the next question. Doesn’t even react to Joe’s answers.

Seems pretty clear that Joe is reading from a teleprompter where they are rapidly typing after the question is asked (long pause before answer), and it looks like on this question, they screwed up and/or he went off script.

chuckachookah 25 points ago +25 / -0

Please Lord, Please let him be the Democrat candidate.

Please let him make it all the way to November 3.

TheAmbulance 21 points ago +23 / -2

Can this guy get through one sentence before he loops out?!? Im Joe Biden..i forgot this message.. repeat.

stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I forgot this message. Man I should not have said it that way. No I probably should stop talking right now.

marsajane1949 16 points ago +16 / -0

WOW...LOL WTF! Does he even know it was his party that caused the Civil War? lol

Thenew23rd 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is so close to bona fide word salad, it's uncanny.

Mrdarkshine 12 points ago +12 / -0

God I hope the debates are still on.

HarryxD 12 points ago +12 / -0

I mean ... I get what he’s TRYING to say. I just wouldn’t want him talking like that when he tries to talk to world leaders. If world “leaders” like Justin Trudeau think Trump is a joke now, I’d love to hear what they have to say when they’re forced to deal with O’Biden Bama.

CucumberInLine 16 points ago +16 / -0

Biden addressing the nation with corona briefing if he were president be like:

Good morning, Americana citizens! And black kids too!

Corona Pop is a bad dude. He runs with some bad boys. If you do test positive for... For.... Dammit man! You know! The thing!! And uhhh and uhhhhh new treatment is... You know when you put the razors in the rain barrels so they get all rusty? *wanders off stage*

Spezdrinksassjuice 3 points ago +3 / -0

They won't be, they will be talking to the CIA and FBI.

CisSiberianOrchestra 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

At what point do Biden's handlers become guilty of elder abuse? This is starting to get sad.

458Ready 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's so wonderful.

Can't wait for him to have Bi-Lats with world leaders.

solarsavior 8 points ago +9 / -1

Please wake me up!

Taffy550 11 points ago +11 / -0

After I slap you, slap me.

CucumberInLine 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's scared..

FAQ-REDDIT 7 points ago +7 / -0

A squid eating Play-Doh inside an N95 mask is fast and I learned about roaches, FAT.

Staatssicherheit 7 points ago +8 / -1

In early October 1918, Portland was placed under a strict set of rules to prevent the spread of influenza. All downtown stores were required to close at 3:30 PM, and offices were required to close at 4:00 PM.

The quarantine efforts were met with some opposition. Quarantine was unpopular among doctors, who often protested Health Officials efforts to quarantine houses. Half a dozen doctors called at the City Health Bureau during the day and attempted to explain that some of their 'flu' cases were tonsillitis, colds, or something else that is not on the list of quarantinable disease.

In January 1919, the Portland City Council attempted to pass an emergency clause requiring flu masks in public. Attorney W. T. Vaughn called the clause unconstitutional, saying that "This is class legislation and nothing else. Doctors admit that they know nothing of the disease, but are attempting to muzzle us like a pack of dogs."

Yet Portlanders increasingly dismissed the warnings and returned to normal life. They started riding the streetcars again, going to work and beginning their holiday shopping.

Hospitals were overflowing. New cases were still pouring in by the hundreds. Police stood guard outside hospital doors to block visitors from entering, turning away people with lesser health concerns. Two months after the outbreak, Parrish could see that things were getting worse.

The mayor proposed an emergency ordinance to officially classify influenza as a “communicable disease,” putting it alongside small pox and scarlet fever. This would make the “stay home” orders to people with the disease legally enforceable.

At the end of January, Portland had been gripped by the epidemic for nearly four months. Health officials braced themselves for a third wave. But the number of new cases tapered. By February, it seemed the virus had finally run its course.

In the end, it had taken the lives of around 3,500 Oregonians.

Razeontherock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yup, early in this mess I discovered this was the closest thing we ever had to precedent. There is no legal basis to quarantine healthy people.

The biggest rebel was a Catholic Priest. A Government Official, also in Washington State, replied to him that "religion that can't wait two weeks isn't worth having." And that's all it lasted, was 2 weeks of less restrictive measures than many in the Country are going along with now. So no lawsuit ever concluded.

We are in completely uncharted territory. The stimulus will allow people to stay complacent long enough that the economy cannot be restarted, which is the whole goal of all the disinformation since 1913. Get our National debt so far out of whack with our GDP that everybody knows we can never pay it back, then all our property are belong to the central bank or rather those who own it. Gibs are designed to convince people to forfeit all our liberties and the Nation itself, without ever having to fire a shot.

Don't cooperate with that plan!

wAiT_tWo_WeEks 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is definitely a um, series of words.

uvontheterrible 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can you translate that into English please.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmao, another instant classic

PewPew_ThaDuK 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh my good, this is straight up weekend at Bernie's. I really can't believe Democrats are trying to pull this off on the American people

thewordwolf 5 points ago +6 / -1

This dude is BONKERS. For real.

He CANNOT be president.

FAQ-REDDIT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Word salad.

Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hurrrr.... I like tater tots! Durrrr

mercynurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Demented Joepedo is sad

His family is cruel

Pres_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the Fuck is he talking about?

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We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way that we can both have a democracy and at the same time correct the public health


Maxmax 3 points ago +3 / -0

What, what, what?

donald_zuramp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Google translate does a better job than Biden.

cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen here fat, I think this guy said open everything up.

Drinkup4 2 points ago +2 / -0

So inspiring./s

Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

OP, I almost thought I was having a fuckin’ stroke reading the title lmao 😭

MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to be featured on the 'news' everyday.

It will cause such utter dismay every cucklord will simply toss their hands up "aw fuck it, let Trump have it." Then proceed to follow through and cut off their penis and move to Canada.

ThatOrcTsadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe biden should be is the poster child for r/ihadastroke

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Razeontherock 2 points ago +2 / -0

You misspelled ability.

Yes, we are ableists in this Country. I strongly prefer someone with ability.

Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's so over for this guy.

Trump has already won.

sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still have no idea why the blacks flood to this loser by the droves. Because he was VP to the Messiah? He has as much in common/connection with the black community as Hunter has with his son.

CJBarnacle 1 point ago +1 / -0

..because celebrities tell them that Donald Trump/GOP is racist.

ImperialxWarloed 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s crazy how he’s basically fallen off the face of the earth because of this virus.

Lawless 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrats need to keep this guy in hiding

FeelsBatMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is amazing

InterloperKO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wtf is this old woman talking about?

KRosen333 1 point ago +2 / -1

Is this a deep fake? I can't even tell anymore

speedychef 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is babby formed

hillaryforprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHAT?! Civil war? Pandemic of 17, 16? What is this senior citizen talking about? Did he wander out of the memory care facility again?

virgule 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well job!

shadle2001 1 point ago +1 / -0

Porky Pig studders less than him.

2020magavision 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best Biden yet!

Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0


4morebeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point Biden couldn't coherently yell at kids to get out of his yard.

kidfromtheplayground 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the hell, he is literally blabbering.

Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's like Grampa Simpson with Botox.

googurt 1 point ago +1 / -0