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Lamborghinime 151 points ago +151 / -0

This is more entertaining than anything Iโ€™ve seen on tv all year!

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BIDENSACPADDICT 77 points ago +77 / -0

I'm offended because there wasn't a handicapped black tranny in this movie. I demand a refund!

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 26 points ago +26 / -0

No! It counts as MuH dIvErSiTy because the cast is all Asian!

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rooftoptendie 20 points ago +20 / -0

It has to be 50% female cast to be truly diverse, bigot!!!!

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independentbystander 12 points ago +12 / -0

DAS RAYSIS reeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

It has to be 50% wymyn, 50% transgendyr, 50% POC, 50% LGBTQRSXYZ, 50% Latinx, 50% Chinese, 50% Jewish, and 50% muslim. And 50% furries. And 50% who identify as trans-species. And 50% "undocumented citizens."

THEN we will have achieved "diversity!!!" reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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ByteKnight321 4 points ago +4 / -0

Liberal Math Rules! 2+2=5!

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Bob383 8 points ago +8 / -0

This movie is hella diverse

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure they're all LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ12345 also. I saw that at first glance.

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DonLemon 5 points ago +5 / -0

CNN approves this comment.

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Hillary2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry, no refunds.

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weltbild 29 points ago +29 / -0

posting in legendary thread

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NoMoreLies 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Turns out there actually is a movie called SARS Wars ๐Ÿ˜‚

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS_Wars

Edit: Hereโ€™s the movie trailer

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takeyouruptrump 77 points ago +78 / -1

now that's spicier than the hottest spice-a-roni

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weltbild 28 points ago +28 / -0

one gutter fried pangolin penis with extra spice please

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BIDENSACPADDICT 12 points ago +12 / -0

One Clinton Christmas Morning coming right up!

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll take the crispy skin side o beef with Hak Lung Gu sauce. You still got that fortune cookie chopstick 29 cent deal goin on? What a bargain.

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stole a Menu from my "5 Star" hotel in China with "Spiced Bull Penis" and "Hang-fried Weever" (whatever tf that is) among many other weird dishes.

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Ophelia 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's a spicy meat-a-ball!

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jlynbk 53 points ago +53 / -0

I just watched that with full suspense. Beautiful.

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ClownTamer 45 points ago +47 / -2

Chinese people are the anti-vegans. Iโ€™m wondering when itโ€™s going to escalate to cannibalism. Iโ€™d be cool if they ate all the vegans, whose poor health would then kill the crazy among the Chinese. Weโ€™d only be left with ninjas and kung fu masters after that.

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Kpstyles 28 points ago +28 / -0

More outrage is needed. Thatโ€™s vile and evil.

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RabidZoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck is WONG with people!?!?

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bigdickhangsright 11 points ago +11 / -0

And pagpag

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't know there was a Holiday Inn Buffet in asia...

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WOLOLOOO_v2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought my teeth were cut but this is horrendous. An affront to humanity.

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RiverFenix 16 points ago +16 / -0

What do you think they do with the Falun Gong after the organ transplants?

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sell them to british refugees for gyro meat?

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ClownTamer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Howโ€™s the Carnivore Diet going for you?

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ClownTamer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I had to stop reading very quickly and almost threw up.

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Bye-den 36 points ago +36 / -0

The amazing thing about this website is that anything like that would have been killed on old Reddit. It is truly sad how our ancestors had to live!

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rooftoptendie 13 points ago +13 / -0

fighting for memescraps in a chicom dumpster. So cruel. So savage. Thank God for modern-day advancements in memery.

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TrudopesEyebrow 33 points ago +33 / -0

The voice overs are what seals this as a master piece. And putting a Peking Yoda on the China menu lol

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PROCIsAsshoe 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Look! Look! There is a planet full of tasty poodles!" had me rolling.

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learntocode 8 points ago +8 / -0

the french accents

all i wanted was a leetul peeking yodah

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deathbymonty 32 points ago +32 / -0

โ€œROGUE WUHANโ€ haahahahaaa

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OrangeManBased 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even better was the graphic right before that one: Instead of "Star Wars", it said Sars Wars

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okdoomer 29 points ago +29 / -0

Has this been doctored? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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rooftoptendie 11 points ago +11 / -0

no, this documentary came straight from the Discovery Channel, pede.

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xiao_maga_part2 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hollywood movies are Chicom propaganda disguised as entertainment.

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 21 points ago +21 / -0

BAT SOUP DIDN'T CAUSE CORONAVIRUS BSDCCV ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿœ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฆ 

but that was an amazing spicy video!!

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Barbieblonde 16 points ago +16 / -0

Reddit : "Now that's a paddlin..."

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1776FeetHigher 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dank

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Fredo_Cuomo 16 points ago +16 / -0

11/10

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PedeInADeepBlueSea 15 points ago +15 / -0

I was really hoping the response to "is the any chloroquine left" to be "only fish tank cleaner"

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TheDonaldVET1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fuck that should be edited in there!

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Systemfree4 15 points ago +15 / -0

Epic

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DinsdalePiranha 14 points ago +14 / -0

I laughed, I cried, I don't ever want to see it again.

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DropGat 14 points ago +14 / -0

SUCK MY SLIMY SLUG COCK YOU CHINESE BITCHES !! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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FirosAhoge 13 points ago +13 / -0

toppest kek ive ever seen

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

To the top!!!!!

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Mr_Beanths 13 points ago +13 / -0

FUCK HOLLYWOOD!

Iโ€™ll never see another movie in theaters ever again.

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Tonightm01 12 points ago +12 / -0

Who needs Hollywood anyway. Regardless if its memes or not.

Made by one person. If your into anything sci-fi. More passion coming from independent people than anything Hollywood could pump out these days.

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MrBen23 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shut up and take my money!

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Preparing the ventilator. I got ur back, fam.

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Myaccount 12 points ago +12 / -0

Beautifully done.

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27Sandino 10 points ago +10 / -0

Amazing, whose project is this?

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cbonez416 10 points ago +10 / -0

Absolutely ridiculous. Haha

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Choctaw 9 points ago +9 / -0

That was almost a full on coffee and donut incident. I needed that laugh

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's covfefe bigot!

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TRUMPets 9 points ago +9 / -0

So good!! ๐Ÿ˜

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pmurTJdlanoD 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is a mas-ter-PIECE.

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avgdude420 8 points ago +8 / -0

Amazing ๐Ÿ‘Œ 5 stars! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โญโญโญโญโญ

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Shakakka99 8 points ago +8 / -0

That title at the end. Holy shit.

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TheDonaldVET1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy shit!! Put down any beverage you might have before watching! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too late. S'ok tho. Haven't kek'd my covfefe in a few days now. Gets to where your sinus cavity misses the burn. Works like a neti pot and keeps the coronachan away.

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China_virus_Maga 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reminds me of the game of thrones trump parody.

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dobie45 7 points ago +7 / -0

brilliant

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BitcoinTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

OMG I LOVE STAR WARS NOW

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_tiredofthebullshit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Iโ€™d pay 50 dollars to see that in theaters!

...once the virus is history

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sesquipedalienator 7 points ago +7 / -0

:whistles: Little dogeeee! :BLAM!!:

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TheDonaldVET1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Downloading and keeping this one!

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is what the Star Wars sequel trilogy should have been. Also bold choice with the Jerry Nadler cameo at 1:24.

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husker91 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whose coming with me to the midnight release!?

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OMC-RADIO 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've already got a couple lawn chairs and cooler outside the theater. Bring dominoes and purple drank.

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Etf88 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thanks for the sweet n sour sauce

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

That 2 minutes was better than the entire Star Wars sequel "trilogy".

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HankHollywood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey now!

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BoughtByBloomberg 6 points ago +6 / -0

The movie the meme is using is actually pretty good.

Earth's sun go boom so now people build engines on the whole planet and plan to push it to a new star. Shit starts going crazy when the Made in China engine blows out half way to Jupiter.

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Tellsyouhow 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is fucking awesome

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Luvmyhub75 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well done!

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MindsetRoulette [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's not mine, just something i ran across.

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Dominion_Weyoun 5 points ago +6 / -1

Best movie ive ever seen

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BIDENSACPADDICT 5 points ago +5 / -0

SUCK MY SLIMY SLUG COCK!

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SuperPendejoBros 5 points ago +5 / -0

Braaaaaaavoooooo

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the_mcgee 5 points ago +7 / -2

Funny, but Covid-19 came from a lab.

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lurkwellmyfriends 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maganificent. Sublime.

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is a mastetpiece

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mercynurse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top ROR

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +4 / -0

May the horse be dish food.

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tobydumb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we get a link to share this? Youtube perhaps?

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neverreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Share the Donald url!

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CarlosCornPopDelecto 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is absolutely brilliant.

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pyre2001 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take my money!

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still better than the sequel's that Disney made

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Drewniverse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now this is what I'm talking about. One day there will be a movie that composes all great things. Memes will be one not based on liberal fantasy, but conservative fact.

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kidfromtheplayground 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best movie 2020!

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nowrongwrong 3 points ago +3 / -0

The content is great, however, I'm less than enthusiastic that this particular video host appears to autoplay files on load.

I was really caught off guard when I opened the TDw home page and heard horns or something out of nowhere, until I scrolled down enough to find where it was coming from and pause it.

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The_Boogens 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is mine now.

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TheJJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was amazing. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yooooo

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OrangeManBased 3 points ago +4 / -1

Crazy bitch asians!

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Gilliais 3 points ago +3 / -0

Superb!

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fat50 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy fuck.

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Fluffysoljer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude this has me crying. Our side really is the only place left with a sense of humor

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Milller 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would gladly pay 20$ for a ticket to see this blockbuster.

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PillarOfWisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there a direct link to the video?

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MindsetRoulette [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

just sharing what i found. Sorry.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

All your base

Are belong to us

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sharkman100 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as Kathleen Kennedy stays the fuck away from this , it should be a hit!

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kesquare2 1 point ago +1 / -0

True.

The idea they had for Palpatine's last battle was to..... shoot lightning. But this time.... a lot of lightning.

Brilliance!

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it! I can't share on twatter tho, or I'll get banned and be unable to share across the world all the glorious GEOTUS accomplishments.

That's the only reason I'm on twatter so...gotta not get banned.

: (

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Mddet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg. Win!

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Juicebusters 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will not shut their mouths when they eat, they talk and they grind and mush it up to the front of their mouth and smack the food right at you. It's bizarre. It seems inhuman. Seriously, like its not a human thing but someone trained them how to chew and show the chewed food to each other. It's fucking horrible. They won't stop doing it.

and this will all happen again, i am telling you, it will happen again and again and they will not change a thing.

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