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M1ASOCOM 39 points ago

Mike Lindell is a great example of the Christian concept of redemptive salvation.

When he was starting his business, he ran up a lot of debt and had his production equipment repossessed. To get it back, he needed to raise money. He had a big problem: he was addicted to crack cocaine. Not lying - he has been very open about this.

He says he prayed to Jesus to take his addiction away from him, to take the urge away from him so he could turn his life around and help others. And he said, like that, he no longer felt the urge. He had lost most of his family in that time, but not his faith.

The next week, he managed to get a meeting with three investors. He then said to them, "I have to be honest with you: I used to be addicted to crack cocaine."

They asked him when he had quit using it.

"Last Thursday."

Two of the investors immediately stood up like Jerry Seinfeld leaving a crowded theater and got out of there. When Mike Lindell looked up, one of them had remained, and said, "Well, let's hear your business plan."

Just remember, none of us are so far gone that we can't be saved or forgiven, or given the opportunity to make a better person of ourselves.

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LordTancretus 11 points ago

This needs more Updoots.

BRING ME LUDICROUS BRICKS

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TrumpBrickBot 7 points ago

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 12 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 167404 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5786361227232389627068032% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1840.78173374231354904334448 MILES WIDE and 490.584791101941985210615788 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TrumpBrickBot 5 points ago

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 32 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 167392 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5769459382982988246721536% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1840.64978121546288978437504 MILES WIDE and 490.549624573703572127161824 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Airvh 6 points ago

Warning!

If you buy one of those pillows get the kind that is the Most Firm, not one of the least firm or middle types. Talking from experience.

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Woohan 3 points ago

Impressive length

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DonLemon 2 points ago

Very stable.

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davidmode 14 points ago

I wonder if Based pillow merchant is making those masks out of that giza cotton i keep hearing about

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stylecouncilor 10 points ago

Giza Cotton Dream Masks

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AsapBobandi 12 points ago

Based pillow merchant

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Mavdick96 11 points ago

Based crackhead turned Pillow Merchant.

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LordTancretus -4 points ago

What have you achieved? Just asking...

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Mavdick96 8 points ago

What does this have to with me? I'm being deadly serious. Dude was HEAVILY addicted to crack to point where his dealer told him he had a serious problem.

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MindsetRoulette 11 points ago

I worked warehouse for over 10 years, i wish i had a boss like him. Loved the work, hated my bosses/co-workers.

sucks I'm in a distribution dead zone so can't find anything to throw my warehouse skills at... maybe I'm go find a farmer wife...

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OGTD1 8 points ago

Based God loving, recovered, pillow merchant!

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Criostoir 7 points ago

The MVP.

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Binski 6 points ago

Find someone that will hold you like Mike holds his pillow.

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LordTancretus 4 points ago

St Michael

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Filetsmignon 3 points ago

I sleep very well at night thanks to this based pillow merchant.

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True-Grit 2 points ago

That cross on his chest made all the difference, don't doubt it.

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pursuitoftruth1776 1 point ago

NotMYPillow!

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Chodeus 13 points ago

What have YOU done for America during this crisis? Meanwhile, his factory is making face masks for the medical community

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a_chill_bro [S] 12 points ago

That's because you're a little degenerate faggot.

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avalonrose 9 points ago

you're stupid.

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago

Ha. How's 4-chan doing?

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christianknight 4 points ago

If he made a waifu pillow id buy it just to spite you

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LordTancretus 3 points ago

I love that this is still up. Don't delete examples of stupidity!