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PyroSphere 57 points ago

Expect a tweet from Joe Biden soon, he will be saying something about Trump trying to kill some corn teen or something, blah, blah, blah.

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Keln 21 points ago

Better go get your chain Joe! Cornpop done jumped in the pool again.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 24 points ago

Coronapop was a bad dude! And he ran with a bunch of bad boys!

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PolarBears4Trump2020 11 points ago

So I did a Triple Lindy to impress the ladies, and then went and got this chain out of my car that, you know, every young dude I knew carried around in his car, back in the day

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Pickinpox 5 points ago

Was that before or after the kiddos rubbed your legs and made the hair go down and watched it go back up?

Even Snopes couldn't deny.

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The_American_Son 2 points ago

Hey Esther!

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Muhroadz 8 points ago

C’mon man. Quarantine? We used to mix that in milk and drink it with our breakfast cereal back in my day. Kinda chocolatey. Text JOE to 555 I’ll knock your teeth back inside your head, fat. Vote for the other Biden.

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MAGAngelo 19 points ago

When you watch(study) him so closely, for so long, you start to pick up on some tells.

Very heavy emphasis on some.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 6 points ago

^This.

Because he is actually honest, he always shows his hand. The difference is that he has thought things through thoroughly beforehand, which allows him to stay several steps ahead of everyone else.

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tombombadil 17 points ago

Classic negotiation tactic. Say something really extreme first then every less extreme alternative seems much more reasonable, even if the alternative is still extreme.

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incogneato 14 points ago

Right out of the Art of the Deal.

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Banpen 10 points ago

Begone, cuck

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KajensAngel 3 points ago

Hopefully this will result in people staying put and calming down.

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QuranIsToiletPaper 21 points ago (edited)

Trump has read Article Four of the United States Constitution, believe me.

The governors in the region are already getting into shaky legal territory, with interstate freedom of movement restrictions.

Trump would not recklessly make a drastic federal declaration on the matter, unless it was truly a last resort.

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SiBear117 9 points ago

Constitutional violations in Illinois especially the mayor of Chicago Lil' Mussolini who with her henchman, are threatening to take law abiding citizens into custody if we don't stay of the public lakefront and out of the public parks surrounding the lakefront.

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Lla26 3 points ago

Are citizens allowed to take walks on the city sidewalks there? But can’t walk by the lake?

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SiBear117 2 points ago

Yes but according to the mayor, "only for brief respite. "

She actually said that people couldn't go for long runs - "no 5ks. " Her henchman Beck said that people couldn't go for long bike rides.

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Lla26 2 points ago

What does she say is unsafe about long bike rides or runs?

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SiBear117 2 points ago

Nothing she was angry that people disobeyed HER ORDERS of "social distancing." She saw people enjoying themselves outside last Wednesday and flipped out.

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Lla26 2 points ago

I hope people are disobeying her (safely). What a bitch.

... continue reading thread?
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trumpORbust 2 points ago

Indeed -- Trump moves with great respect for our constitution and will not be bated any mistakes... Hell, Dems would impeach for restricting interstate travel, Marshall law would be required and you know that action, without DNC leading the way, would also be impeachment

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AslanFan 14 points ago

Treatment testing results is my guess.

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Joeret 18 points ago

Or calling the bluff of all those whining governors.

For the past couple of weeks all they’ve been doing is complaining Trump isn’t doing enough and in another week it’s going to be Armageddon in their states.

If they want Trump to do more shutting down their cities would be doing more and they definitely don’t want to hand over even more control to Trump, especially over their states.

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AslanFan 4 points ago

And, thankfully, he doesn't want it.

The CDC announcement sounds funny, though...

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Dialectic 3 points ago

Good

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Ackshually 64 points ago (edited)

Honesty wonder if he floated the quarantine just to fuck with the NYC government. They were woefully unprepared and demanded an untold fortune in supplies, and even now offer tepid thanks at best. He lets the idea float out in the press for 8 hours then says nahh just kidding lol.

Trump has been pretty open about his disdain for NYC government over the years, way before corona was a thing. Check out the story of Wollman Ice rink from The Art of the Deal.

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NormaJeanRocks 38 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking. I think he didnt want to in the first place, so if he acts like he was thinking about it everyone reeees the opposite. Now they cant reverse the reeee or they look retarded.

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I_Am_My_Own_God 6 points ago

Like looking retarded has ever stopped them before.

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its_three_oclock 8 points ago

Think the idea here was to hold it over New Yorkers heads so they’ll stop leaving the city

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Bran1986 5 points ago

I just think a full quarantine would have done more harm than good and I think the president knew this. He's a better tactician than people give him credit for.

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practicalize 4 points ago

First, he anchors the offer far out so his follow up offer (the position he really wants) seems better in comparison.

There’s less opposition to a Travel Advisory when it seems like the alternative to a quarantine.

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johnbillaby 4 points ago

Yup, constantly keeping the pieces of shit in line.

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saco 3 points ago

agreed!

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WJKovax 2 points ago

This is very good point.

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Sumarongi 3 points ago

If you count car accident victims and homicides(like they do)..,. then yeah

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stjdalen 37 points ago

Trump wins again. They said Trump didn't do enough. Then he mentioned idea of quarantining N.Y. Then they said he's doing too much

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couranto 20 points ago

Art of the deal.

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kag-2020- 12 points ago

He just takes out a laser pointer and makes them chase it until they're in the right place. The madman could be a cat herder.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago

The Left: Trump is literally Hitler!

Trump: no quarantine.

The Left: Trump is not literally Hitler! No, wait! Not like that!

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pede8 37 points ago

...to be administered by the Governors... nice

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sustainable_saltmine 23 points ago

oh great. I'd rather Trump be in charge of any action rather than that prick Murphy

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AlphaNathan 24 points ago

Can you believe we are sitting here wishing the federal government displayed more control? What a timeline.

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iVote 21 points ago

It’s only because Trump is at the helm. Thank God he is!

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sarcen1776 2 points ago

Govt of laws not men. This is why Washington was great and Trump is. Its not the person, its the Ideal.

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freedommachine 9 points ago

I’m with you neighbor!

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snuggs316 7 points ago

you missed the beauty of it; the governors now have the responsibility to act....all the glory if hard measures work, all the blame when they slough off and the virus spreads.

the left is starting to mutter out loud about replacing biden with cuomo. conservatives commenting on twatter say that they're sick of his press conferences being broadcast across the country in its' entirety, but prez maga, the president of the united-freakin'-states, is silenced.

heh. what prez maga is doing is showcasing cuomo's (new york pols) past shitty decisions, waste of money, lack of a plan and general dithering/obfuscating/downright lying. by the time all this is over, cuomo won't look any more appealing than joe.

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sarcen1776 4 points ago

The Governors have always been responsible and empowered. they just havent done their job so they can blame Trump. It is the same as Katrina.

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snuggs316 2 points ago

pretty words...but his actions say otherwise: the 2015 study commissioned to assess readiness for the modern version of the spanish flu' showed huge deficiencies. rather than order the proper equipment, he opted for lotteries and death panels. he hid respirators and demanded 1000's more than are needed. he and his buddy pols told people to "get on with your lives." they lied about the aid that prez maga sent. and he's apparently ok with a potential shit-ton of infected people leaving nyc in droves and infecting the rest of the country. he also seems to be interested in milking the fed gov't for money to cover his bad decisions re: medicare/medicaid.

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Simple_Doot 3 points ago

I have issue with the federal government issuing a mandated quarantine.

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CheckorHold 26 points ago

Trying to enforce a quarantine like what they described would have been a disaster. Good call, although it'd be nice to keep NYC out of our other lovely states lol.

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dakin116 9 points ago

Been asking for that for several years now haha. Those people love to travel

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OnlythisiPad 1 point ago

Wouldn’t it just take bridge blockades and shut down the ferry?

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Staatssicherheit 21 points ago

So is this going to be a Level 3 or Level 4 Travel Advisory?

Afghanistan - Level 4: Do Not Travel. Do not travel to Afghanistan due to crime, terrorism, civil unrest, kidnapping, and armed conflict.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/afghanistan-advisory.html

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Staatssicherheit 11 points ago

Turkmenistan - Level 3: Reconsider Travel

Reconsider Travel to Turkmenistan due to the Global Health Advisory and Embassy Ashgabat’s limited capacity to provide support to U.S. citizens.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/turkmenistan-travel-advisory.html

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NADSAQ 6 points ago

Ok now do Baltimore, Southside Chicago, and other cultural heritage sites

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LEVEL.5: "YOU WILL DIE"

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Bellababeala 2 points ago

Kek! I almost spit out my covfefe!

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago

Bro they're just developing

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SpezIsABundleOfTwigs 21 points ago

The NYC subreddit is bitching about a quarantine being too little too late and that he should have done it “months ago”

I don’t know what it is with these fucking dumbasses...

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fuqdup 8 points ago

This is a time for.. Captain Hindsight!

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kag-2020- 6 points ago

They were calling his travel ban for China an attack on immigration last month but somehow they knew he should have shutdown everything a month before that. Can you imagine their shrieking if he had done it. It would have shattered every piece of glass around the planet.

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The_American_Son 6 points ago

“trump is hitler, but not authoritarian enough to lock down my city! I’m pissed!” They’re npcs and the programming is failing lol

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tombombadil 5 points ago

I still use my Reddit account to drop subtle red pills to the folks over there, but I have had to take a break because the misinformation has gotten so out of hand. They literally think everyone is dying and that we will never be able to go back to normal. They don’t want to hear anything that might lead them to feel optimistic. It’s like talking to a bunch of suicidal people that refuse therapy.

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flashersenpai 2 points ago

Can't you see I just want to be unhappy right now?!!?!

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tombombadil 1 point ago

I know you are joking but it brings up a great point. Because Trump is in the White House they are desperately searching for reasons to be unhappy because they think that it will confirm their reason for voting against him.

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Yucky 1 point ago

And if he'd done it months ago, they'd have complained then that he was overreacting. Remember, they freaked when he banned travel from parts of China. So they are in zero place to talk, that he didn't act soon enough.

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AlphaNathan 20 points ago

Twitter retards are calling it the Trump Virus? Hashtag trumpgenocide.....how does that make any sense?

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free-money- 16 points ago

It makes sense when you put it into context...Which is that pretty much all of Twitter is made up and manipulated to pass lies off as truth (including trends).

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kag-2020- 8 points ago

Orange Man Bad. It doesn't need to make sense, it just needs to attack the President.

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The_American_Son 6 points ago

Genocide? These people are psychos. They want to be part of some oppression story so badly they’ve lost their minds.

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NADSAQ 2 points ago

I used to make fucking cheeeeeese!

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SD_Pede 17 points ago

Trump always wins. Art of the Deal.

He talks about using leverage of the DPA Act to get companies to do what he wants. Cuomo is going to bend the knee or else get quarantined.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 17 points ago

Cuomo: <actually orders everyone to stay in their homes>

CNN: I sleep.

Trump: <discusses ordering everyone to stay in the city>

CNN: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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husker91 12 points ago

CNN: How a travel advisory is actually racist

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practicalize 3 points ago

A judge in Hawaii is going to enforce the quarantine anyway.

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RlzJohnnyM 11 points ago

COMMIE CUOMO IS BITCHING BECAUSE HIS RICH FRIENDS CAN’T GET OUT

HE DOESN’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE DYING NEW YORKERS

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NocturnalPatrol 10 points ago

WHEN CAN WE GO TO CHURCH, AND GO TO WORK AGAIN?

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cjcivicx 9 points ago

HAHAHA! Tim Pool was melting down about a quarantine on his show earlier...

Now he looks like a dumbshit!

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Butthurt 6 points ago

Yeah he was doom porning it up

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cjcivicx 4 points ago

He's one of the few Liberals I watch on a daily basis, but he has some epic meltdowns now and then, and today was definitely one of them.

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Butthurt 3 points ago

I like Sam Harris too. Don’t agree with him on everything, but there are some great conversations on his podcast.

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cjcivicx 2 points ago

I’ll have to check him out. I like to get all sides of an argument so I can figure out for myself who’s right and who’s just grandstanding.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago

He's okay aside from late stage TDS. You should check out his podcast with Scott Adams for a laugh.

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cjcivicx 0 points ago

Right on.

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flashersenpai 1 point ago

So basically the same as he always does.

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Centipedeboy 8 points ago

What does this mean ???

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WassermanSchultz 11 points ago

Spike strips on the roads leading away from NYC.

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NYRepublican72 5 points ago

It’s not. The Bronx is attached to the mainland. Manhattan and Staten Island are islands of their own. Brooklyn and Queens are on Long Island (along with Nassau and Suffolk).

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dakin116 4 points ago

the real solution right here :)

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iVote 4 points ago

I like it. ☝️

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theycallmekek 2 points ago

Spike strips don't stop Timbs.

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NADSAQ 2 points ago

Please put those on the FOBs while they’re at it. Every time I go outside there’s another private jet landing at Palm Beach.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 9 points ago

It means freedom won again.

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_bryan 8 points ago

It means he didn't do a gov't enforced quarantine. However, the reason he didn't have to is that the governors have probably agreed to help with this problem.

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 0 points ago

: Use some common sense

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DeplorableLA 8 points ago

Excellent.

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donald_zuramp 7 points ago

Guess who lives in New York and can't leave?

Hint: Rhymes with Shrillary Blimpton

Keep the travel advisory up until after the election pls.

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Worstnerd 2 points ago

Nuke it to be sure.

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MAGA2020KEK 6 points ago

Wow... a no quarantine recommendation would be huge for these hard hit areas! This will dive the Democrats crazy 😜

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MindsetRoulette 6 points ago

Strap on your MAGA hats boys, the president has spoken.

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ar86ar86 5 points ago

Trump is a Democratist. He discriminates based on political party. And I love it!

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whocaresguy420 4 points ago

Stay in NYC for the GREATER GOOD

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DinosRFake 4 points ago

Sunday lols with the God Emperor.

Now build a wall round California. Sorry CA people, but you know it makes sense. Leave asap.

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FluManChu 12 points ago

Do you not understand that quarantining a state does not mean you are locked in your house with your family? It means people in the State can't travel outside of NY. I honestly read your comment multiple times to see if you were trying to be funny or trolling.

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FluManChu 10 points ago

Quarantining New York has literally nothing to do with controlling the number of cases in NY. I am now convinced you are trolling ... because the alternative is depressing.

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SD_Pede 11 points ago

Italy was already massively infected before cases started appearing.

The whole country is already massively infected right now. And will skyrocket soon from all the people returning home from spring break and Mardi Gras.

Plus, we never stopped travel from China and Europe. Flights are still coming in and out of the country every day.

Go to Expedia and search flights from Milan, Italy to New York.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 7 points ago

So I’m ready to go back to work

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DinosaurAlert 2 points ago

They’re actually starting to claim that new cases in China are coming from overseas travelers. Since CHINA already eliminated it.

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kag-2020- 4 points ago

Communists are experts at avoiding culpability.

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QUARANTINE CONCERN CUCKS FROM MERE HOURS AGO BTFO

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CaptainChrisPBacon 3 points ago

Hey Cumop try hiding 35 Million masks again. Fuck Around And Find Out.

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago

good. I dont want anything that approaches martial law. I can get behind this I suppose. I never doubted Trump just disagreed with what it sounded like he was thinking of doing.

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dakin116 3 points ago

I’m lit but was bored...Quick math, 340,000,000 people in USA...320,000,000 people in the top 5 countries in Europe...Spain, UK, France, Italy, Germany. 272,000 cases in Top 5 European countries vs. 120,000 in USA. Tell me again why the USA is the epicenter? Not to mention half of those are in the NY,NJ metro

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xx0725 3 points ago

Brilliant move, imo. He's not going so far as as a Chinese-style quarantine but he's clearly saying these cities are not safe at the moment.

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CT-PATRIOT 3 points ago

Where's Snake Pliskin when you need him👍

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dougkeenan 2 points ago

heard he died

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DisgustedByMisleadia 1 point ago

LOL. I already posted my idea for "Escape from New York, Trump Boogaloo."

In this sequel, it's Trump that is stuck in Trump tower, and Snake has to get him out of Manhattan.

Even better would be a mash-up with Home Alone, where Peelousy, Schemer, Nadless, and Schiff-for-brains are trying to kidnap Trump, but Trump keeps thwarting them with various traps.

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10FeetHigher 3 points ago

Cuomo just assumed 100% responsibility for NY’s situation. Trump tried to help but Cuomo blocked him. All on you Cuomo.

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VaPnut 2 points ago

The infected zombies traveling from NYC to Florida and god knows where else are going to infect the rest of the country unless we can locate them and destroy them sonsabitches

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MacwellX 2 points ago

ElderPede here: I guess they mean in the cities. I live in the NJ burbs and the only traffic I see are the delivery people riding back and forth... back and forth... back and forth!

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LibertyorDeath45 2 points ago

Perhaps this statement will act as a bar to prevent governors from taking similar action since it has already been turned down at the federal level.

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magabirdlady 2 points ago

Sounds like a plan.

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streakybacon 1 point ago

Cuomo tried to threaten a civil war.

He really reminds me of that Fredo guy.

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago

Whose that crazy dude that claims to be a Trump supporter saying "leave donald alone" in a video, wtf? Lol

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Staatssicherheit 1 point ago

This will give federal cover for the state governors to tighten up their borders against epidemic areas.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago

DON'T NEW YORK MY FLORIDA!

Hey I used to live in Florida...

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aangler100 1 point ago

He did it, he got the Governors to take action. What is the word I am looking for? Leadership, that is the word.

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DPerman1983 1 point ago

Tell these tyranny loving cunts to stop flying to Florida. It’s bad enough the assholes from NY that already live here are screaming for DeSantis to shut down Florida. That slutty bitch that stole the Agriculture Commission seat wants attention to win the governorship in 2022 by trying to put a fake petition together to “muh shut down Florida.”

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago

Now the Concern chicoms will be like Trump did not Quarantine New York We are all going to die.

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chinita_atx 1 point ago

Common sense.

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DiocletianQ3T 1 point ago

God please stop these New York fuckheads from infesting my state. Infection numbers here(Florida) are skyrocketing. I just want shit to open and go back to normal but when retards keep spreading shit it just makes it worse for EVERYONE. Stay the fuck home, it’s not a hoax.

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Worstnerd 1 point ago

Too bad, operation clean sweep for NYC would have been nice.

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MythArcana 1 point ago

Like I would actually get on a plane and visit those flyover states right now. LoL!

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The_American_Son 3 points ago

Yeah well please don’t and I promise to not come there too. “send me to hell or New York City it’d be about the same to me”.

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MythArcana 1 point ago

Yeah, don't come here, I'm in California. You'd be robbing Peter to pay Paul. 😂 The bottom is, if you live near seawater, you're in a flyover state!

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tangerinemanbad 1 point ago

Proud of trump to ease off the draconian measures and go with something less harsh. I happily admit I was wrong.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago

Step one: restrict travel separating healthy from unhealthy populations. Step two: further separate those nquarrantined to their homes. Step three: wait, and deal with the social breakdown occurring in a city of 7 million? How far will the deep state take the charade? How many American marines does the HOPE carry???

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CaptainChrisPBacon 0 points ago

Now the Concern chicoms will be like Trump did not Quarantine New York We are all going to die.

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