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MAGA_From_Heaven 162 points ago

Hey Alyssa! Who's The Boss, now!? That's right! Dr. Donald Trump!

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TheDespotofCartoons 71 points ago

Yeah, not exactly a Charmed life anymore, is it?

Hey, this is fun! What else has she been in?

(checks IMDB) Oh...oh, I see...

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Muhroadz 57 points ago

I looked at IMDB to crack a joke. Then found out she was actually in a movie called My Girlfriend's Boyfriend. You can't make this shit up.

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duck__man 51 points ago

The simulation is playing jokes on us

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TheDub 47 points ago

I'm convinced whoever is running our simulation installed the most incredible DLC pack in 2016.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 7 points ago

"Oh man, payday! The only question is what to buy... Hm..."

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MindsetRoulette 29 points ago

Meme Magic broke the Matrix.

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theClutchologist 10 points ago

Barry Allen deserves a pat on the back for this timeline

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whybag 27 points ago

That vampire movie where she showed her tits.

And, uhhhhhh...?

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Unicron3 16 points ago

The best one...Commando.

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ByteKnight321 10 points ago

Ya, Dammit, That was the best one!

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago

My lasting memory from Commando is the Porsche that slides on its side, then Arnie flips it over and drives away in a perfectly fine car

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HanAssholeSolo 4 points ago

“Remember when I said I’d kill you last? I lied.”

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missusellis 3 points ago

Holy crap. My favorite childhood movie is ruined. Thanks, fam. I'm gonna cry now.

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago

Yep, that one was ooohhh-k. She was pretty hot for a minute. Feminism is a real mother fucker on chicks looks

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Jadae 8 points ago

It's obviously wrong. GEOTUS is the actual host of Project Wonway Allstars.

One day yer in, and the next day ...yer fired.

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ChuckedBeef 38 points ago

Hey Alyssa, the real approval number is much higher, you know ABC News / Washington Post probably skewed thr numbers by about 25%

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Kyro5411 17 points ago

WHAT!?

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KekistanPM 14 points ago

Her Twitter icon really sums up who she thinks she is.

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NormaJeanRocks 12 points ago

A fat headed loudmouth cunt whore?

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Mavdick96 4 points ago

Is your name referring to the metal band or Marilyn Monroe?

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago

That would be the band

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 70 points ago

Maybe if you'd put down that megaphone you're carrying you'd actually be able to HEAR from the Americans that support him?

Just a thought...

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TruthIsForceOfNature 2 points ago

kek'd at your username, 'pede.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago

Thank you 🙂 Best if "sung" ha!

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Razeontherock 56 points ago

And this is the poll that's skewed 12% in D favor, right?

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takeyouruptrump 35 points ago

every poll is

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UpTrump 15 points ago

Hillary schmillary muh 96%

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Razeontherock 8 points ago

Lol, touche

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MindsetRoulette 48 points ago

I like how everyone, including Trump has been telling them exactly why they lost and how they can defeat Trump. Yet they still act this floored by what's happening....

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Edmond 42 points ago

Elitist snobs like this might as well just say, "I hate my countrymen."

She would never stop to think, "Hey. Maybe I'm missing something. Maybe I should consider why so many good people are giving Trump high marks right now. I need to look at all of this more objectively. Perhaps I am biased."

It's kind of sad to see TDS and leftist brainwashing like this.

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duck__man 19 points ago

That means they would have to admit they’re wrong for the last 3 years. It’s easier to just call everyone who supports Trump racist.

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MoscowCommie 10 points ago

I am scared at how good of a job they did brainwashing. So many people still believe that trump is a moron. But if you see him live unfiltered for 5 minutes, that's clearly not true

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Mythologick 5 points ago

Haven’t you heard? Orange man bad. Duh.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago

They also say "I don't know anyone who voted for the other guy, so I just don't understand how they got elected!"

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Guruchild 30 points ago

How are you not 51 points ahead you may ask? Because your head is so far up your ass you can see 51% of your small intestine you stupid irrelevant fucking Cunt!

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VictoriousOnceMore88 9 points ago

What a great piece of writing by a fellow Pede and I second this to infinity and beyond! That woman is a disgrace to all women and certainly has a certain pole far too up her back end. She is a complete embarrassment and I’ll always remember her stupid antics during the hearing for Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

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habanero 22 points ago

I'll tell you more, 0% of Americans approve of Alyssa Milano's handling of the outbreak.

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Mexicola1976 8 points ago

That sounds like a Norm Macdonald kind of joke. Nice job.

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TrudopesEyebrow 16 points ago

Oh shit, heads are gonna roll at WaPo for this, their pollster better have unemployment insurance

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago

Learn to code, remotely.

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SummonedDaedroth 2 points ago

Nah they'll just spend a week readjusting their clearly broken polling technique. Hillary will be 50 points ahead next time

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308win 15 points ago

The moment she realizes all her tweets against the president amount to nothing.....

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KajensAngel 14 points ago

How could you not approve. He is an achieving levels of excellence never seen before in the history of mankind. This is the stuff legends are made of.

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UpTrump 8 points ago

BREAKING: 49 PERCENT OF COUNTRY ARE LITERAL RETARDS

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Toughsky_Shitsky 13 points ago

51% of Americans have seen this two-time baby killer's bare tits just so that she could have a nice house.

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independentbystander 9 points ago

Not just a nice house, a nice house in Los Angeles (with some of the most overinflated real-estate prices in the US.)

That is one of the things I don't get about Celebrity Narcissism. Yes, I understand they can have issues with stalkers, obsessed fans, and opportunists.

What the celebrities don't seem to get: they would not have those ostentatious mansions and the bling and the irresponsible drug-addled lifestyle without those fans en masse paying their bills. Many celebrities don't even feel the responsibility to be polite to their fans when they encounter them. I have had a small number of incidents where a celebrity/famous/almost famous person was actually polite to me and seemed to be a genuine normal adult. However, the incidents where celebrities etc. were rude, unfriendly, and dismissive far outnumber my positive interactions with those types.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago

Her tits are disappointing, but she looked good on charmed. To bad about her brain.

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Butthurt 13 points ago

I love when people are totally blindsided by the fact that the world operates differently than their echo chamber

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ZacPetkanas 6 points ago

To be fair, I felt that way when empty suit 0bama was elected, and the when failed president 0bama was re-elected.

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Paradyme 2 points ago

I thought for sure he was going to lose the 2012 re-election based on what I had seen of the country and being in the echo chamber of just my family. But realize now Romney was just an awful candidate and I guess the “binder full of women” was worse to Americans than I understood.

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anon1011101 3 points ago

Romney was a sham candidate. So was McCain

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Rockmanneo 9 points ago

When you realized you're only a loud minority.

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OrangeManBased 9 points ago

When you realized you're only an irrelevant, ineffectual, impotent minority.

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remember1776 9 points ago

Suck On That!

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MrSnappy 9 points ago

She has All that guilt about never helping Corey Haim

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Omgwtfbbq 7 points ago

The last thing I ever saw this loser in was a lifetime movie. It looked cheap.

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independentbystander 4 points ago

And I'm sure the video-production also had that low-budget vibe.

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LBTrumplican 6 points ago

Say what again!

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Branith 6 points ago

If 51% of ABC polls approve of his job just imagine how a real accurate sense of his approval is. Considering the size of his rally s and the overwhelming sense of pride in his job in a real world situation (outside of leftist controlled sources i.e. Internet) it wouldn't shock me in the least if he wins in a landslide this November.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 6 points ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Choppermagic 5 points ago

Hey Alyssa, what about joe bidens accuser?!

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alienjesus 2 points ago

DOESNT count. He’s a dem.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago

Hah! Triggered liberal twat! Get fucked bitch!

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SAW2TH 4 points ago

The media’s attempt to sink Trump with their sensationalist reporting on this Chinese flu has totally blown up in their face.

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VoltronGreen1981 4 points ago

When's the last time you got laid Alyssa? I prescribe a daily dose of vitamin "d" for your mental issues.

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AngelMark 4 points ago

PANIC in Hollyweird!

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Blackoompaloompa 4 points ago

Trump's going to win by a landslide change my mind.

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LatitudeofMind 1 point ago

Vote fraud and illegal invasion

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HiGloss 4 points ago

I think she means to say "what What WHAT?"

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UpTrump 4 points ago

Top kek

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C4ANIDE 4 points ago

What?!

Does anybody really care about what D-list actors have to say? Obviously not, because then she might actually get a gig.

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spec17 3 points ago

KEK

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TeamOrangeFB 3 points ago

I liked Alyssa a lot more when she was showing off her assets in shitty mid-90s vampire movies.

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Troll 3 points ago

Look at her with a megaphone! She's so outspoken! Wow! Hot-diggity-dog!

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freespeech4all 3 points ago

Has this fool said anything about Biden and his sexual assault case? Or is believeallwomen only used against conservatives?

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eviantears 3 points ago

Sorry, attention whore, this train has NO BRAKES

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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 357,009,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.7 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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JudicialDredd 3 points ago

Can dis bitch move to Canada already.

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doug2 3 points ago

I heard 60 everywhere else

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Magentapede 3 points ago

But here in my bubble...

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Smurfection 3 points ago

Alyssa Milano is on the take. She's just playing a role, like any other role, because she's broke and needs money.

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LatitudeofMind 3 points ago

Lots of blue checks that emerged from obscurity are paid for their “influence” looking at you, Star Trek fag guy

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Hexagon 3 points ago

She ignored the multiple polls showing above 55%

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kesquare2 3 points ago

Election preview.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago

Milano. Go the fuck away you looney batch. WE TOLD YOU SO...

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cellardoor 3 points ago

Link?

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highenergywinning 3 points ago

More like 65%

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SnipedYou 3 points ago

Deranged

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago

There was a video somewhere where Jay Mohr savagely destroyed this bitch at some sort of awards show. Kinda felt sorry for her at the time. Now I would laugh until tears came out of my eyes.

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BoughtByBloomberg 3 points ago

Hey Alyssa!!! You wanna get on Biden's case about the woman he sexually assaulted. allegedly?

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IvIA6A 2 points ago

They can't believe it and now they're mad at everyone else. They lash out if people don't think like they do. Standard npc programming

"Don't you know you're voting against your own self interests?"

"Why don't my you see Trump is a dictator?"

"How do you not see Trump is a racist?"

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AutumnCrystal7777777 2 points ago

I will say this for Alyssa. Her lack of filter allows a good look into the mind of a liberal, the not evil just wrong kind. You can actually see the inabilty to put two and two together. Those synapses that connect the possibility most approve of the action because the action is worthy of approval will never fire. They never will.

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Shazxofshadilay 2 points ago

Well, she's a tone deaf retard, so

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f_bastiat 2 points ago

I wish she would run for office so she could get an actual count of how unimportant she is.

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Dialectic 0 points ago

Prepare yourselves. Narrative is about to change. The online deception will shift from end of the world predictions to trump destroying western economies