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uzi5v2 336 points ago

How many stage five TDS sufferers won’t cash it simply because his name is on it?

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Magastreammedia 190 points ago

No complaints here if that's the case!

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AlphaNathan 118 points ago

Brilliant, actually.

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Marble68 96 points ago

Time to start a fake grassroots campaign to burn your trump check!

Burn the check, don't give Trump the satisfaction!

Hey, 4chan pedes, you should do this because you have skillz and I'm a run of the mill dumbass.

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Chestbras 50 points ago

He should add his face to the check, with a caption saying "You're welcome".
Really drive them nuts to not cash it.

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Marble68 17 points ago

Sign an EO to have the Treasury DBA as Your President Forever

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brutustyberius 13 points ago

They will cash every single one. They have no shame.

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RabidZoo 5 points ago

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." - R. James

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winsome 6 points ago

MAGA!

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Polkadotard 21 points ago

Nonsense, you're an epic dumbass! (I'll see my way out)

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Marble68 7 points ago

I won't disagree. :)

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blunt_person 14 points ago

Bernouts on sandersforpresident saying they'll donate their 1200 to the campaign.

DAfuq

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GoldEagle97 14 points ago

Glaring red pill material for why “free stuff” is a terrible platform.

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Ryunnsun 12 points ago

Bernouts on sandersforpresident saying they'll donate their 1200 to the campaign. Bernie's next house down payment.

FTFY

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HillaryAteMyBaby 11 points ago

Of course, most of Bernie supporters are millenials living in their parents basement, so it's not like they have any real bills to put the $1200 toward

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago

No they won't. Too much vape juice, skinny jeans and absinthe to buy.

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Quietam_Unum 6 points ago

And CBD oil. [The "Earth Shoes" of the early 2020s.]

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ClumsyChef 1 point ago

I can keep my toe shoes right?

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Terstermernt 4 points ago

I'm sure plenty of it would get donated to Trump as well.

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independentbystander 2 points ago

HE CAN STILL WIN!!! reeeeeee

>Match me!

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spezisthedevil 2 points ago

run of the mill dumbass

Nope, you are a meme idea brainstormer.

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BStoo 2 points ago

Don’t you mean deplorable dumbass :-? MAGA!

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ouvrez_les_yeux 1 point ago

"Wipe your ass" with your Trump bucks. Would save a fortune in actual money paid out.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago

cost savings! he uses reverse psychology to make sure people that hate him get nothing...while still giving them something!

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NormaJeanRocks 82 points ago

I'll frame mine

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DapperDan 29 points ago

100% this.

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Asians4Trump 28 points ago

Holy fuck that's actually genius

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catatonic_frog 18 points ago

I thought it was getting direct deposited

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Friendly_B 10 points ago

I believe it has to do with how you received your last refund.

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winsome 7 points ago

I read if you had direct deposit that's how you get it--snail mail otherwise.

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BrainJuice 1 point ago

I wonder how that works for those of us who got our taxes put on an H&R Block card.

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Dandelion 2 points ago

My guess would be mail to your filing address.

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Major_Nutt 14 points ago

Just ask for a copy when you cash it.

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Chestbras 17 points ago

Deposit it by taking a picture. Don't most banks do this now?
You get the cash, and get to keep the original.

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Magabeliever 7 points ago

O!!! I haven't done mobile banking, but for this, I will!

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crusadetiem 2 points ago

Fun fact: even if you give the check to your bank they just scan it, and they and other Banks treat the image as the check. Much faster than having slips of paper to ship around. So go ahead and snap that pic!

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SirSeizureSalad 5 points ago

Or mobile deposit it

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Jaximaus 9 points ago

I wish I was getting one(I know, rough problem to have). But I would rather my share go to someone else, not some government pork barrel.

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Chick-fill-eh 3 points ago

Do mobile deposit. Then you get both.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 3 points ago

You know things

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Afeazo 31 points ago

Psh, this is a government check. They will be complaining to the check cashing place employee the whole time until they get their cash and run off with it.

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Sirbigusdickus 11 points ago

Need more weed and butt plugs!!!

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Spezdrinksassjuice 8 points ago

Hey stop that....weed, butt plugs and lube.

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sackofwisdom 5 points ago

Where we're going Marty, we don't need lube.

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winsome 1 point ago

To buy soy milk.

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Dandelion 2 points ago

"Jan made me breakfast. Well, she bought the milk. It's soy!"

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Batman-von-Pepe 15 points ago

None, they have no morals or ethics.

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freespeech4all 9 points ago

If its not cashed in a couple months after it is disbursed, Im pretty sure its void. Their loss

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BestTimeToBAlive 8 points ago

So many

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Jceggbert5 7 points ago

I'd be tempted to frame it.

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thingaboutarsenal 11 points ago

Mobile deposit. Get the money and keep the check!

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Major_Nutt 4 points ago

Or ask the bank for a copy.

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hilboggins 1 point ago

That's my plan. Usually only takes a day or two for it actually show up in ur acct

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Jceggbert5 1 point ago

Dude. That's an incredible idea.

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MythOfNeutrality 6 points ago

They can sign the check over to me and I will promptly give it to a pro-life crisis pregnancy center.

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DapperDan 5 points ago

Oh they will cash it.

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downtown 2 points ago

Just like they were going to leave the country if he was elected. I don't know of any who did.

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BrickBradford 1 point ago

I know some illegals that did - involuntarily.

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Dereliction 5 points ago

Same number that aren't hypocrites.

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Detective51 4 points ago
  1. But about half will say they didn’t cash it but really did, and the other half will cash it and give half to Bernie because old habits are hard to break.
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lifeisahologram 4 points ago

Oh they'll all cash it. But they will do digital deposit and wait for it to clear, then lie by filming themselves burning the check pretending to not accept it, and post it to social media for sweet sweet liberal attention.

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_bryan 3 points ago (edited)

Poor people don’t typically get TDS.

TDS is like white guilt, it’s mostly rich white liberals who can afford to waste their time on it. Nobody else has the time or energy to be a professional victim.

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ryvrdrgn14 3 points ago

They will cash it in.

Money > Virtue

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advancedrescue 2 points ago

Shit I could use it but honestly would like to hold onto it for the value it would have years later. I’m not even someone who collect anything by the way

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independentbystander 2 points ago

I'm already hearing that sort of claptrap from my Leftist "friends."

One of the most TDS-afflicted has gone from claiming nobody gets a check, to only Deplorables get a check, to "it's not gonna be enough to bother with! I'm not cashing that, I don't want his stupid Douroumbpf money reeeeee."

>Leftists are ridiculous.

>Celebrities are worthless.

>Fake "News" is the enemy of the people.

>Democrats are the Party Of Crime.

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hilboggins 2 points ago

There was a Bernie reddit sub that was trying to encourage people to donate the check to bernies campaign to save it.... lol

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RummyVonDumDum 2 points ago

Their moral high ground erodes really quick when there's cash on the line. Believe me.

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NocturnalPatrol 2 points ago

I have a sister who is so far left, she fell off California. She thinks she is owed. She would cash it, and then put at least some of it toward a "love trumps hate" tattoo, with rainbow colors in the word 'love.'

She is my sister, bear in mind, but she's a lost cause. All anyone can do is pray for her.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago

I'm gonna make a facsimile and frame it for my wall.

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Twitter 1 point ago

can't wait to see what the deranged lunatics do on 'twitter' to get social cred from their equally deranged friends.

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Philhelm 1 point ago

I won't want to cash it so that I can frame it instead.

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BananaWizard 1 point ago

I AM SEETHING REEEEEEEE

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Rarest-Pepe 1 point ago

None, they’re all hypocrites.

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thelakeoutwest 1 point ago

How phenomenal, less we have to pay back later

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago

He'd save the nation money :D

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MilkJalamie 1 point ago

If his signature is on it I am going to keep mind as a souvenir

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Poonjazzler1 0 points ago

Enough for a bonus for us or a pay back if we ain’t ya in China’s ass

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free-money- 116 points ago

"He's buying votes" accusations from MSM in 3...2...

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KekistanPM 37 points ago

Just in time...I needed salt for my margarita...

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Spezdrinksassjuice 4 points ago

I'm dumping buckets of it all over my fries. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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themightykekfish 2 points ago

We need more cookie monster memes

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Dandelion 3 points ago

"C is for suspension." -- Kevin

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bigdickhangsright 1 point ago

Trump has me investing in potassium to flush out that sodium on the left.

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One_Man_Militia 1 point ago

Tastes great with a splash of commie tears

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Bramble 14 points ago

Wow, a top comment saying Trump is meddling with Dr Fauci, when the Dr himself said Trump has taken everything he has said under advisement.

Amazing the idiocy.

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sackofwisdom 5 points ago

Gaslighting. And it is super effective. I could still feel myself being influenced just because it was highly upvoted despite watching several briefings.

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TheBigKahuna 11 points ago

Reddit? Just say No Linking. No more Reddit. Bad clicks bad.

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TrumpsWall 10 points ago

Oh it’s great fun to troll them without fear of being banned

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themightykekfish 2 points ago

The rules have changed fren

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Tannhauser 3 points ago

I sometimes go to reddit instead of thedonald.win, I get sad. Such a negative place... but I feel better once I get back to here, home among my fellow patriots.

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free-money- 1 point ago

It's more constructive here! And speaking of construction...

Have a brick!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 167131 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5401844270558508224185248% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1837.77981375646105090178972 MILES WIDE and 489.784752584518087562038107 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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themightykekfish 1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAH thanks for that

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SadPangolin 7 points ago

Only Democrats are allowed to buy votes with taxpayers' money!

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magabirdlady 3 points ago

Buy 'em!

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Marble68 3 points ago

BUZZFEED: Trump's using the relief bill to campaign. Is this legal? Could he be impeached for it?

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Mark2 0 points ago

Pretty sure that's a legit observation at this point.

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Harambe 87 points ago

TRUMP BUCKS

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WRONG 24 points ago

I’ll give you a million Pelosi nickels if you never speak to me again

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uzi5v2 24 points ago

Pelosi nickels = vodka bottle caps?

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tl3c0 6 points ago

Million? Not even close to the amount she has drank during his first term ;)

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IllKissYourBoobies 4 points ago

omg I'm running with this

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Terstermernt 4 points ago

this. is. perfect.

This needs to be memed into reality somehow.

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winsome 9 points ago

TRUMP BUX

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kamakura7 8 points ago

all my friends are already calling it Trump Bucks or Trump Money. for as crazy thrilled as Bernie supporters were when he was talking about handing out checks, suddenly they don't like free money when it's coming from Trump.

as an aside, I assume the UK translation for Trump Bucks would be Trump Pence.

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EPic 58 points ago

Omg, that would be Hilarious. Please let it be true.

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Marble68 6 points ago

Thinking the same thing.. OH PLEASE LET THIS NOT BE FAKE NEWS!!!

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MAGAbetterargument 2 points ago

He should have special pens made.

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PelosiHalitosis 38 points ago

Will I get arrested if I give $3400 flu bucks to Trump 2020 Campaign if he signs the check that gave me $3400 to give to him?

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bill_the_butcher 29 points ago

Power move pimp

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Leatherwood 28 points ago

He is just cracking me up today. And they thought he was stupid. We knew better. My abs are getting a good workout with all this laughing.

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IHeartMyDoggy 24 points ago

OMG. I might be tempted not to cash it if his signature is on it. I will definitely be making a copy of it to save.

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nuhbin 21 points ago

direct deposit via app, sign on some clear plastic that fits across the endorsement line

best of both worlds

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Aquamine-Amarine 8 points ago

Is it really? They'll just send it straight to my checking account? Thank goodness, I don't want to wait for it to arrive in the mail. There's also the possibility of theft.

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RecoveringNPC 4 points ago

Imagine the long lines at the bank too!

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Shadilay_Were_Off 1 point ago

Last time I had to walk into a bank was because some crook forged a check with my info on it and drained my account.

Wells Fucko actually paid me back on the spot for that one as long as I signed some document agreeing not to sue. Apparently they didn't follow their own ID checking procedure. Closed my account not long after because >checks >year 2000 + anything >ishygddt

Moved to an online-only bank with no BS and no fees. Never been happier.

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six5_SMK 16 points ago

He did have to drag the democrats kicking and screaming, the whole country witnessed it in real time!

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magabirdlady 8 points ago

it was a beautiful thing to watch.

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americaeffyeah 15 points ago

ORANGE MAN BADASS!!!!

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Marble68 7 points ago

I am so fucking stealing this.

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freespeech4all 15 points ago

Tbh he should have his face on it

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No_Malarkey_Joe 9 points ago

Every time he turns his head I can't stop thinking how great his profile would be stamped on a coin.

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winsome 3 points ago

Mt. Rushmore!

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TrumpTime888 14 points ago

Amazing if true #winning #maga

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try4gain 13 points ago

Dude is such a fucking boss

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Tommy_Patriot 12 points ago

Don't cash it if he's not your President. lol

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tigressroars 10 points ago

TRUMPBUX

He is truly a smart man. Businessmen know marketing and how to establish a brand.

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SirSeizureSalad 5 points ago

Obamacare... Obamaphone... both were shit.

Now Trumpbux, that's something everyone wants.

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winsome 1 point ago

tweet it

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mugatucrazypills 9 points ago

TRUMP PILLS

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago

Gotten via direct supposit

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MindsetRoulette 9 points ago

it's only fair. He's the president and he's the only reason it happened.

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Telcontar2012 9 points ago

Pelosi needs to learn: if she wants all this pain to end all she has to do is stop trying to be such a malignant cunt and remember that she's an employee of the people that elected her.

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EpicTrump 3 points ago

At what point does she realize that President Trump will win against whatever bullshit they attempt?

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GodEmperorsNewGroove 8 points ago

Holy shit! I swear GEOTUS must hear my nightly prayers. Been pounding the table for direct check PLUS his signature vs. payroll tax cut for weeks now.

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OhioRiverGator 8 points ago

This will trigger so many Liberals!

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LikeAWombatScorned 5 points ago

We have to start a movement that gets TDS-infected lefties to burn their checks because "Drumph's" signature is on it. The ultimate virtue signal. #MyVoteIsNotForSale #BurnTrumpsBribe

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winsome 2 points ago

They can cut their testicles off simultaneously.

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Brookes 1 point ago

They already did!

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LikeAWombatScorned 1 point ago

Bold to assume they had any to start with.

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magabirdlady 7 points ago

Dubya wanted to have his named on the checks he sent out years ago..But the left bitched and he caved. Not this POTUS!

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somenobody 7 points ago

I got a government saving's bond as a kid for some dumb writing contest that had his signature on it. Hell if I could ever find the thing though because my mom is a hoarder and is borderline demented.

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Marshall 2 points ago

My ex wife is like your mother. A hoarder and demented.

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magabirdlady 2 points ago

lol funny

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LikeAWombatScorned 7 points ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I wish I was getting a check just for that reason. But I won't. Too much privilege!

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Marshall 2 points ago

You can have mine for $1500.

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1BornAgainAmerican 7 points ago

TrumpBuxs and a souvenir?

Thank you, Mr. President.

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CQVFEFE 6 points ago

I can't fully live this timeline and gain full appreciation of it in one lifespan. Right after Trump I want to keep being reincarnated to 2015 and living this timeline over and over for eternity so it's like he's never not president

Jk sort of

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catbertz 5 points ago

I'm gonna frame that check bitches!! 🤗

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Error404LifeNotFound 5 points ago

This is a problem.

Democrats won't be able to look at the cheque, let alone cash it.

Trump supporters won't want to cash the cheque, since it's got Trump's autograph.

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TexasTeaMAGA 5 points ago

Hahahahahaah

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magabigleague2 5 points ago

I would frame it!

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Cosmo 5 points ago

What a Boss

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NPC1234567 5 points ago

Teabagging with two-tonne testicles!

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IAmNotSuicidal 5 points ago

That's going up in my wall.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GLORIOUS!!!!! TOP KEK THE TROLL MASTER TROLLER!!!!!!!

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DJTrump2020 4 points ago

Well shit, if that happens I'll have to think about whether I want to cash it or not. In all seriousness though, I would assume that most people will be paid via direct deposit. Although I have wondered, since they're getting the direct deposit info from tax returns, what happens with the people that have switched banks since filing their taxes? I mean I still have the same account, but I'm sure there are people out there that don't.

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Troy 4 points ago

HOLY PLEASE HAVE HIM DO THIS PLEASSSEEE

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RedditStillSucks 4 points ago

fucking legend.

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Magabeliever 4 points ago

Nuncy Pelos gave out $1000 pens with her signature: useless souvenir!

President Trump gives out $1000 checks with his signature: jumpstart the economy!

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SAW2TH 3 points ago

Awesome. The greatest troll that ever lived.

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glasseye 3 points ago

"I can't spare this man, he fights".

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behemoth887 3 points ago

the libs would be allowed to complain if their hero nancy pelosi didn't pull that gimmick with those pens when she signed the, what we call "muh peach mints" and what libs call "the most important document in human history", but if they were to complain it would be hypocritical and embarrassing. oh wait libs are in a perpetual state of hypocrisy and embarrassment, so they will complain anyway.

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KAGallthetime 3 points ago

What’s the income cutoff here?

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RoboChomo 4 points ago

75k individual x2 for married couples

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KAGallthetime 2 points ago

Thanks. So H1B holders are eligible but I’m not? Don’t need the money but that kinda leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 3 points ago

Do you make more than $100K a year?

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KAGallthetime 2 points ago

Yes. Is it true H1B visa holders get it?

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MemeFarmer -1 points ago

H1B holders pay taxes, so I'm not against them getting a tax rebate.

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winsome 1 point ago

$2400 for couple making less than $75,000--1200 single person. Goes up to $150,000 I think? Not sure.

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mynamewastaken 3 points ago

That feeling when you have direct deposit and won't get a check with GEOTUS' signature on it :-(

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Marble68 3 points ago

This is a genius in motion. Prepare for the "Trump delayed your check so his signature could be on the check!"

HAHAHAH

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chingtok 3 points ago

So Libs will not cash the checks but burn them?

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CaptainChrisPBacon 3 points ago

😂🤣😂🤣🍆

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FakeNametag 3 points ago

It would be even better if they put his face on the checks.

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Kek_Johnson 3 points ago

Gonna make heads explode like Slim Whitman singing in Mars Attacks.

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BaconIsNotHaram 3 points ago

I’m gonna frame my check.

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Touser 3 points ago

did pelose use 15 differnt pens to for this bill?

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IAmNotSuicidal 3 points ago

That's going up in my wall.

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wuhan 2 points ago

Serious question. What if you don’t live where your ID’s address is? Or will they know to direct deposit into a bank account?

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago

I thought they were doing direct deposit.

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Ghostridersixseven 2 points ago

Should read, Donald " Still your President" Trump.

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treetrunks 2 points ago

Framing that

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2_Scoops_ICE_cREEEam 2 points ago

Are they checks or direct deposit if you've done that with the IRS?

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Mad_Hattie 2 points ago

Kek!

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Chick-fill-eh 2 points ago

If you use mobile deposit, you can keep the check and frame it!

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Phernaldo 2 points ago

That’s fucking brilliant.

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago

I don't know if I'll get a check, but I don't really want the money, I just want his signature lol

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RabidZoo 2 points ago

Fuck. I have direct deposit. Can I still get A COPY of a check signed by PRESIDENT TRUMP with my name on it too?!?!

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BrainJuice 2 points ago

With balls like that, it's a wonder he can get his pants on in the morning.

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Censorddit 2 points ago

Glorious. But now I want to frame it.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago

/r/politics is like "OMG THIS IS SO IMMATURE AND CRINGY'

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO HILARIOUS HOW DO YOU NOT GET WHY WE LOVE THIS GUY

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Yucky 1 point ago

And their cries and constant couch fainting make us like him even more!

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Forte 1 point ago

Damn now I wish the IRS didn't have my direct deposit info

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Badstate 1 point ago

The smug look on Pelosi's face, as if she did anything but waste time and money.

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Detective51 1 point ago

Here’s how trump should play this. While the DEMonS are talking about this and making a big show on MSM about, Trump should tweet “I don’t give a damn if you put Harvey Fierstein’s signature on the damn checks get this money out to the people who need it, NOW!” They’re going to get this up.

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independentbystander 1 point ago

If he sends all of us recipients one of those pens like he was using today... WEW LAD

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Lamborghinime 1 point ago (edited)

Damn, I had a Trump’s signature hat I was stealthly wearing all around the Chicagoland area. Now every deadbeat commie blue haired doofus is gonna know that signature, lol.

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YuugeNews 1 point ago

And on the $25M bribe the House gave themselves - but he should "accidentally" get the date wrong so they can't cash them :-)

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago

The pedocrat attempted delay and obstruct tactics, and the pork-packing of all of those gimmies that were summarily shitcanned prior to passing should be kept in the forefront of memories until they all get defeated in their next election. That wont happen, but we shall nevertheless keep trying.

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rbobjones69 1 point ago

I think I'll frame ours!!😉

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 1 point ago

The crazy Sonofbitch did it

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Suture_Self 1 point ago

He probably didn't say that. I'll assume this is fake news. He doesn't try to politicize this the way the Democrats do. That being said however, it would need hilarious if they had to see his signature and admit that he's giving them money

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Mammoth 1 point ago

Best campaign advert ever. 😂

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GaiusOrangeJulius 1 point ago

In orange ink!

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basedtexapede 2 points ago

With his smiling face as a watermark.

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strawberryismyjam 1 point ago

PLEASE!

When someone gets a check, post a picture of just the signature area here.

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Modifieddevice 1 point ago

he signature on a 1200.00 check? I may not cash it either because hell yeah an autographed check from the Emperor himself,I'd frame the thing and hang it in my living room as my most cherished treasure

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Yucky 1 point ago

TRUMP BUX

GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!

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house_of_doom 1 point ago

I don't know if I would cash it or frame it.

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Notme 2 points ago

Cash it with your phone so you can keep the check.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago

HAHA, l told me wife he should do that last week just to piss off the left. Love it!

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Canadean 1 point ago

This degree of winning is better than any kind of drug

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thelakeoutwest 1 point ago

Ugh! I wish I didnt do direct deposit last year!!!

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago

I almost don't want to cash the check, because it is a historical collector item.

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Get-schlonged 1 point ago

If that happens i might never cash it.

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smackdownUSA45 1 point ago

Gonna be tough to cash it instead of framing it

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VetforTrump 1 point ago

https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2017/12/26/2017-27925/blocking-the-property-of-persons-involved-in-serious-human-rights-abuse-or-corruption

Biggest rub in the face Is the names on the annex who when captured if not already will g8ve up many names of heads of states.

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LionTed 1 point ago

Based

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FLIBS 0 points ago

He should also include a Trump 2020 bumper sticker and fridge magnet...