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MuhammadWuzPedophile 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

Thanks for keeping us abreast of all the plage-fighting innovations.

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1st_Covfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some of our ingenious pedes are really milking this Chinese virus panic situation.

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Slick_Willys_Nutsack 6 points ago +6 / -0

If Hooters now delivers, shouldn't they be called knockers?

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OozingMachismo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hooters, knockers... let's not get in a verbal tit-for-tat in a crisis, guys.

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1st_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL, stealing that one.

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ChronoShaman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tidee residue...

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russian_bot6547 2 points ago +2 / -0

beat me to it...

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MAGA_mantis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the smell of tiity sweat!!

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Yippy 2 points ago +2 / -0

American women unselfishly doing their breast to contribute to the cause. I feel so patriotic right now.

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Snooptwo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol there was an IG post about this. It works, unless you’re a large black woman. They just covered her whole face lmao funny shit

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togger [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Minor modification...cut holes for eyes

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

But feminists dont have bras anymore. They now demand bras be included with free birth control

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BowelSharpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aw shit - and here I've been using a soiled jockstrap this whole time.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Continueing on the other breast jokes on this post: Boobs

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Worldwide_Handsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine the market for celebrity bra masks!!

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ArmyLady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty expensive though.

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togger [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

What is your life worth :)

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ArmyLady 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, but I was thinking in volume for medical personnel.

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder what Dolly Parton sized facemask would look like?

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togger [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Good size for John Kerry

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xiao_maga_part2 1 point ago +1 / -0

So Antifa was ahead of the curve with their use of panties for masks. Guess the broken clock allegory applies here.