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cccpneveragain 294 points ago

I've got a suggestion. You send us 100% of American citizens that entered your country illegally back. We will send 100% of yours. Fair trade, right?

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BasedForce 78 points ago

Error: Divide by zero

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chicken765 13 points ago

NaN

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Evei 37 points ago

Since we're apparently into releasing criminals/prisoners here, we should send them to Mexico. Turn about is fair play and all.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 15 points ago

What if we took a portion and dumped them on Cuba? We'd square accounts with their regime as well

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mightyclaw 8 points ago

That's pretty much what Castro did to Jimmy Carter, so, yeah.

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago

Maybe over by a bay in the southeast of cuba...

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MaxineWaters4Prez 21 points ago

They benefit from this deal by hundreds of thousands to one! All the doctors, lawyers, and engineers wearing frozen shirts dragging mystery children by the wrist would get to come home! No more separated families!

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the_big_cheef 6 points ago

I was going to say: it sounds like this move would be terrible for the US considering how many doctors, lawyers, engineers etc that we’d be losing.

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Reev_Jax 12 points ago

The media is inflating the number of deaths in the US big time. I have friends in Australia and Canada who think the US has become a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Meanwhile, I cooked some burgers on the grill today.

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jive-ass-turkey 6 points ago

Chuck or ground round?

I like mine med rare.

You a Kingsford man?

Chimney or starter fluid?

How'd they turn out?

I'm already late on starting the fire for the ribeye.

But my back is killing me from kneading loaves of bread, and I just ate a slice out of the oven, and this beer is so cold. So cold.

Tell those mad cunts in straya the reports were accurate, us seppos are suffering, but mostly from hangovers.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago

Kingsford for me. No gas grill bullshit, may as well be cooking on the stove. If your burgers aren't full of carcinogens, they aren't worth consuming.

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago

My man

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Reev_Jax 2 points ago

Tell those mad cunts in straya the reports were accurate, us seppos are suffering, but mostly from hangovers.

That is very Aussie of you lol

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago

I'll take that as a compliment.

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terrichris 8 points ago

America demands the return of the $25 billion annual for thirty years in remittances plus interest, as money of illegal activity.

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slaphappy2 3 points ago

Hmmm...I am in favor of deporting all illegals - but....I'd rather trade them five illegals against one progressive.

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wilstjb 2 points ago

Send them back to USA and we'll beat the shit out of them. You do the same for your citizens we send back to you.

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Carry_Your_Name 1 point ago

But fairly speaking, the vast majority of the caravan are from war torn and poverty stricken central american countries. Immigration from Mexico has sharply declined over the past decade. That being said, Mexico's fault was obviously assisting them throughout the journey. There was no way they could walk through those mountains and deserts all by themselves.

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cccpneveragain 4 points ago

Yeah in all honesty it was as much a sarcastic joke as a serious statement. It's probably not a popular opinion here but in the grand scheme of things I'm actually in favor of immigration quite a bit.

It starts with us getting our own house in order. Wall, secured borders, put an end to the uncontrolled flow, and deal with what we have here already.

After that I'd really love to see us with a revived manufacturing industry to the point that we are welcoming properly screened immigrants and families because we just have so many unskilled labor type jobs available that we need them to come here and do hard work and have the opportunity to raise their kids as Americans, etc. You know the real American dream. No socialists, no leeches, but people that truly want to better themselves and raise families.

I'm much more in favor of legal immigration for families from poor and dangerous areas that want to work their way up than this abuse of H1B visas to and things of that nature.

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Carry_Your_Name 0 points ago

Yeah that's why we need a credit system based on merit like other british commonwealth countries. Those who are educated, skilled, english speaking and under 40 are favored. The abuse encourages human trafficking, which is modern day slavery. But if you dare to mention it in public, the left will lose it and go REEEEEEEEEEEEEE. If you run a DNA testing on every minor and their supposed parent, guess how many of them don't match? There're parents who willingly hand their kids to the coyotes. Their goal is using their kids as an anchor to land in the US in hope of moving in someday to join them through chain immigration. They know the US immigration system better than our lawmakers!

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2016again 1 point ago

The Chinese, the GMOs and the socialist democrats have probably been paying Mexico to accommodate the caravans.

They've paid everyone else off.

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independentbystander 1 point ago

This is the best way to fairly handle the situation.

>I would propose we amend this plan to include the South Americans/Middle-Easterners/Chinese/etc who Mexico has allowed to conceal themselves within the border-jumpers and migrant caravans.

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Miserable_company 111 points ago

Maybe they should pay for it. Just to really show us who’s boss.

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TheDonaldVET1 26 points ago

Lmao!

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TitleCorrection 12 points ago

4D Chess♟

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NeilNewsNetwork 9 points ago

that would really teach us a lesson, hh?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago

The geniuses over at r/politics are laughing at Trump, his supporters, and the US in general over this ....

Fucking morons over there ... completely oblivious.

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2016again 2 points ago

Time traveler confirmed.

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TEXinLA 48 points ago

A Big Beautiful WALL...

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Weremoose 18 points ago

If Mexico builds it, I doubt it will be big or beautiful

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 10 points ago

It'd probably be colorful, though. And lined with muffler and barber shops.

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Trump2024 7 points ago

Don't forget baby clothes, check cashing and cell phone accessory shops.

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unicornpoop 8 points ago

Used tires.

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Trump2024 5 points ago

Used tires and tamales, together at last

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 2 points ago

Lots of spray paint.

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TEXinLA 1 point ago

You are probably correct. Many, many years ago, I was in a Texas border town and decided to take a short cut to another Texas border town. The short cut was just inside the Mexican border. And it was around 8 PM, so it was dark.

Road construction was occurring (or maybe it just looked that way) on a bridge over a lake. No railings, just smudge pots with lit wicks/burning stakes lining the sides of the bridge.

I can still conjure that image.

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MAGA_Aoyoc 1 point ago

It would be a giant taco shell

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somenobody 41 points ago

Willing to bet a good 11/10 of those "Americans" don't even speak English.

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MichelleObamasBulge 26 points ago

Right. This is a crackdown on latinos fleeing south, but, like the 3 armed teenagers who were witnessed breaking into multiple vehicles in my neighborhood, everyone reporting it will pretend to have not noticed what race they are

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somenobody 17 points ago

"Teenager", "youth", "juvenile" and whatever else I'm forgetting is pretty much code for nonwhite. If they were white you wouldn't hear the end of it and they'd use dehumanizing terminology like "male".

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123breadman 4 points ago

Urban youf (rhymes with youth)

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Anti_Immigration 5 points ago

But all the races are the same and it's a cultural issue, man.

And before you tell me that people make up the culture and rural Appalachia is much safer than every American city...let me just say thats like racist and stuff. Now, hug a chinese person.

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123breadman 10 points ago

You mean "Mexican ""Americans"""

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago

South America is still an America!

-MSNPC

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Not_My_Real_Acct_ 9 points ago

I live on the border and there's a tremendous amount of people who go back and forth. It's wild.

I'd be willing to bet that about 10-15% of the unskilled jobs in the city are done by people who live in Mexico.

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white_redoubt 7 points ago

I don't think many people fully understand the extent to which our country has been colonized.

Some would say "Oh well those are border cities that were originally Mexican territory." Sure but it was completely uninhibited by Mexican's, every time Mexican's showed up the Apaches and Comanches slaughtered them which is why the Mexican government started giving land to American's in Texas....to distract the natives so that the Mexican military could (unsuccessfully) attempt to push them out.
So lets look at the north eastern United States at quintessential American cities that go back to the beginning of our history.

Everything east of Appalachia between DC and Boston has been invaded, you can see that the "Does not speak English at home" statistic is always within 5-10% of the Hispanic population.

Look at the racial dot map (from 2010) to see how bad this is. None of these people were here before 1980, our population would actually be declining without legal immigration. This is why housing costs are high, this is why wages are low, this is why there's no social cohesion, and why your taxes go up every year.

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white_redoubt 5 points ago

I mean I'd prefer if we just stop giving them money, the only reason they can afford to exist here is because they get an immense amount of social services. Cut that off at the source and they'll self deport.

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unicornpoop 3 points ago

Immense amount when you start to factor in 6 kids per household, all with 5K each government funds for school, 3 meals a day through school, healthcare, dental, after school programs, summer programs, etc. It's a privilege to be "underprivileged."

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2016again 1 point ago

Remember to deport cucks. Commenter above you is an intruder.

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CheckorHold 30 points ago

Lmao... oh the irony

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LordOfTheReeeeengs 3 points ago

I think you mean to say MEXICO IS FUCKING RACIST!

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HTAOL 29 points ago

BBC or Babylon Bee?

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Miserable_company 14 points ago

Well, going on accuracy, I don’t know that there’s a difference.

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CashMAGA 12 points ago

Babylon Bee is absolutely more accurate than the BBC.

Current headline:

"Study: Covid-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined."

That is objective truth.

Another one:

"Dems Worried Stimulus Bill Would Stimulate Economy"

Also truth.

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practicalize 29 points ago

Americans aren't fleeing America. Mexicans are going back to Mexico, and they don't want their own people.

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_bryan 9 points ago

This does sound like it could be true.

If Mexico doesn't have a decent medical system they would be devastated. That sure would make me sad.

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Marble68 6 points ago

Probably, but it's a funny as hell to envision them paying for a wall...

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practicalize 3 points ago

It’d probably be the cheaper option.

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etnguyen03 24 points ago

MADE OF BRICKS

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TrumpBrickBot 13 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166954 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5152542067879837864074432% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1835.83351398541382683199048 MILES WIDE and 489.266046293001494581092138 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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MichelleObamasBulge 13 points ago

This place even has a brick bot? Are we sure we didn't all just die on reddit and go to heaven?

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TrumpBrickBot 7 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166956 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5155359041921404760798848% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1835.85550607322227004181872 MILES WIDE and 489.271907381041230095001132 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Weremoose 6 points ago

Let's see if we have our coat

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win-o-matic 4 points ago

Perhaps it would work if we got it for a patriot. Here goes. Get this patriot a coat!

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago

Computer says no.

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win-o-matic 1 point ago

So it would seem. Wah-waaaaah :-(

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etnguyen03 1 point ago

I believe we have train bot and brick bot. I don't know about coat bot.

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 167018 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5242685237209978559255744% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1836.53726079528400954649416 MILES WIDE and 489.453601110273031026179946 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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MichelleObamasBulge 17 points ago

MEXICO CONFIRMED RACIST

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mrpancakes16 6 points ago

Xenophobic Mexico. That’s Mexico’s new name.

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DemsFuckKids 14 points ago

"mexico to spend money on the wall"

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elmopancakes 13 points ago

Over the past few weeks since this surfaced, I've noticed a lot of leftists commenting in support of this story on news articles, Facebook posts, etc. But yet those same hypocritical idiots demand the US have no control over its own borders.

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TheMutualist 12 points ago

I don't believe this story. I am willing to guarantee the BBC made this story up

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McStainsTumor 7 points ago

It’s one of those left-wing media “Look at this irony against Trump” manufactured stories.

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HilarityComplex 6 points ago

"The United States is literally a third world country!!"

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DocOne 6 points ago

They can call me whatever they want as long as they do it from their own shithole

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ProfessorRomendev 10 points ago

And that's they're God given right as citizens of their own, sovereign nation!

Open boarders is an insane pipe dream!

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behemoth887 10 points ago

imagine actually believing there's americans fleeing to mexico

just lib fanfic for cult of lib members to smirk and say "serves those racists right!" and nothing more.

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patslimmy1 9 points ago

I agree - shutdown the border between us forever and finish the wall.

Edit: Also surprised by their number of cases. 475 total in the whole country? No way. Or maybe people just really don't want to go to Mexico.

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mrpancakes16 4 points ago

The media is tricking low IQ, brainwashed voters.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 3 points ago

I see what you did there

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IncognitoDoom 6 points ago

Democrats meanwhile demand mexicans border hop into the usa

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OGAmerica 6 points ago

What a joke, how about Mexico deals with decades of unwanted visitors, give them welfare and healthcare, let us call them racist if they don’t and then we’ll see how they feel fuckin puntas

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Vandal 6 points ago

they are mostly Mexicans crossing from USA to Mexico because of job losses in crisis. You can trust media to hype it up as if real American wants to go there.

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austinmike 1 point ago

Why haven't they paid for it? What's the hold up??

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calvinb1970 4 points ago

Brittans been Cucked

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Tilethewall2 4 points ago

Must be all those Hollywood elites fleeing dear leader.

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Magakekdon33 4 points ago

Build that WALL.

It would be a shame if people formed a "caravan" to storm through Mexico's border to purchase all their masks, ventilators, hand sanitizer and toilet paper.

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everylastjuan 4 points ago

Give them ludicrous bricks!

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 15 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 166971 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5176486347233156486231968% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1836.02044673178559411553052 MILES WIDE and 489.315865541339246449318587 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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SteelDriver 4 points ago

I'm not offended. Mexico should do whatever they can to protect Mexicans.

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Skyrison 4 points ago

oh...wait what?! NOW you WANT a wall when people are coming to YOUR country? how quickly tides have turned.

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Trump2024 4 points ago

So, how are things in Bizaro world?

Trump is providing universal basic income. Making healthcare available to anyone without payment. He's made America's carbon footprint a fraction of what it was. AND MEXICO IS CRACKING DOWN ON AMERICANS CROSSING THE BORDER!

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thelastlast 3 points ago

I will finance busloads of sick gangmembers and crackheads and released criminals to be dropped off across the border.

the least we can do is exactly what the fuck they have been doing to us for years. cry some more cunts.

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago

I support Mexico's right to a strong border!!

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hdr30 3 points ago

The wall is mutually beneficial to both countries. Build it.

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 3 points ago

but thats muh raciss

/s

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_bryan 3 points ago

WHAT YEAR IS THIS???

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Freedom13 3 points ago

And then, as foretold, Mexico built a wall.

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Evei 3 points ago

There's enough irony there to throw off the earth's center of mass.

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago

my how the turn tables...

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Cup_O_Covfefe 3 points ago

And you know damn well the Mexicans are not testing people to keep their numbers down and mitigate economic damage.

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Localtoast9000 3 points ago

2 scoops, 2 terms, 2 walls.

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SlickWillie 3 points ago

No problem. I don't think that many Americans are lining up to cross the border.

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Oda_nicullah 3 points ago

You beat me to it

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Punk2044 3 points ago

It sounds like Mexico is a bit xenophobic. They need open borders and cultural enrichment. I also demand free everything.

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cbonez416 3 points ago

Hahahha is this real. Please help bu I'll do that wall then. Please hahah

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_fuckallofyou_ 3 points ago

I don't think any Americans crossed Mexico's border.

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago

I stand in solidarity with Mexico in her endeavors for border security!

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Swampy 2 points ago

Walls don't work bigots!

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rootGoose 2 points ago

Their best have spoken.

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NeilNewsNetwork 2 points ago

no problem, Mexicans.

we'll build a wall

...if you pay for it!

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here2red 2 points ago

Mexicans are such bigots

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago

OPPOSITE DAY!

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PotentialWizard 2 points ago

...And pay for it!

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John_Miller__ 2 points ago

Please build a wall Mexico in order to keep the virus out of your country

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago

kek - TRUMP PROMISED US THAT MEXICO WOULD PAY FOR THE WALL!!!!! what's that mickey d's commercial? "I'm loving it!"

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phate451 2 points ago

Mexicans not welcome due to free loading, say Americans.

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fat50 2 points ago

Is this posted on Reddit? I really need to see the spin!

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unicornpoop 2 points ago

We're sending you our best and brightest. Promise!

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HaleyNunes2024 2 points ago

What's this? Mexicans are RACIST?

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learntocode 2 points ago

They call them "Mesh Backs" after their mesh backed hats, and word is they are annoying the fuck out of their Mexican neighbors - loud rock rap concerts at 3 a.m., drinking all day when everyone else is at work, and screaming "Y U no espekee English!?" at the confused authorities.

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Blackoompaloompa 2 points ago

Oh sweet irony.

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mercynurse 2 points ago

A big beautiful wall

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago

Good walls, good neighbours.

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empathise 2 points ago

Maybe I am reading this wrong, but I suspect Mexico would like illegals to stay and is using this as an excuse to shut the border for now. I have read illegals are leaving by the droves due to no more work and no "Trump Money" from the stimulus package. This has to be worrying Mexico as billions in remittances (non taxed by the way) will not be flowing into the Mexican economy from the US.. Going back north once this virus bullshit is over will be much harder.

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MythOfNeutrality 1 point ago

Mexico may need some brick.

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166979 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5187754243399424073129632% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1836.10841508301936695484348 MILES WIDE and 489.339309893498188504954563 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Tranny_Fluid 1 point ago

Or, they could just pay us to build a wall. Just an idea.

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Terminator1901 1 point ago

Build the wall

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Ahoyroy 1 point ago

said no uno ever.

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mightyclaw 1 point ago

So they'll be paying for the wall, then?

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GWNorthman 1 point ago

Where are the caravans at now?

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trauncher 1 point ago

Too bad walls don't work. just ask any democrat.

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missfrew 1 point ago

I nearly spat out my tea. LOL.

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Indianapede 1 point ago

What world is this? Someone messed up the timeline again.

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ThirstyAlterBoy 1 point ago

Havent been online for a week, forgot what i was missing

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago

The irony of this is amazing

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 1 point ago

Since it's apparently too difficult to actually provide links, here's the Archive...

https://web.archive.org/web/20200327012618/https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52053656

I get not wanting to direct our bigly traffic to BBC, so make an Archive save and link that.

We live in a time where the Left is collapsing The Onion in on itself that we can't just have images with no back up links anymore.

Original link here if that's wanted: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52053656

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago

Goddamn Mexico is going to pay forf that fucking wall after all! LMAO!

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Trump-45 1 point ago

Build THAT WALL, MEXICO!

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CraniometricSunray 1 point ago

Hmmmmm, maybe they’ll pay for it.

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Trumpdidit 1 point ago

Define "IRONIC",,,,,,LOL

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