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JonahND 62 points ago

no, you need SUPER MALE VITALITY

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neoPede 33 points ago

50% OFF!

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gawd-emperor 14 points ago

With lots of soy

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r00fk0rean 10 points ago

wash it down with CAVEMAN BONE BROTH

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a_wise_shiba_inu 25 points ago

As long as you don’t forget to chew soap

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gawd-emperor 12 points ago

And best if he chewses some change too

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Keiichi81 6 points ago

Well you see the most common infection avenue is via the mouth and as we all know handwashing with soap is one of the recommended means of eliminating the virus so ACKSHUALLY Obama was advising us to chew soap in order to fight global pandemics like the Trump Virus. Such a visionary!

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 2 points ago

Omnomnimnom

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SuperMechaDon 17 points ago

In order for it to be effective you have to snort the hydroxycut and buttchug the tank cleaner.

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magachudd 8 points ago

So descriptive.

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Granny 2 points ago

Chase it with some tonic water, and there you go!!!

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BoughtByBloomberg 12 points ago

Well it says Hydroxy on it so must be a wonder cure!

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solomon_ecclewise 11 points ago

Yes, but no.

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gawd-emperor 11 points ago

Almost there just add some tide pods

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Thundercles 9 points ago

How many tidepods should i eat to get a good enough dose of oxy clean to kill the rona?

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Ekgamut 7 points ago

Yes.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 6 points ago

The answer to you sir is, yes.

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DrunkHillary 6 points ago

no it's way simpler, you just need to slam a stack of these

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago *

Perfect therapy for liberal women. Ham planet intensifies This combined with a flu mask might stop them from cramming bear claws down their gullet for a good 7 or 8 minutes.

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turdinthepunch 6 points ago

CNN said Trump said YES!

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veteran299 6 points ago

no but it will cure moo goo die pan

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ilovebooks3 2 points ago

Or sum gum chow yuk

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ampedUpAlligator 5 points ago

Nah.

That’d only work if you put in some Drano.

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cbonez416 5 points ago

Haha

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POWERS-humger 5 points ago

Lmao

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Lamborghinime 5 points ago

Why is no one in the media talking about this?!?

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ZeroCignal 5 points ago

I mean that’s one way to lose weight quickly.

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Engin_ears 5 points ago

That depends. Are you a democrat?

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AllahFubar 5 points ago

I hear it permanently cures the worst cases of TDS

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MakeFreedomRing 5 points ago

Odds are if you take that... you will never get the china Flu... EVER...

Or anything else.. ever... except a nice Burial maybe.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 4 points ago

Based(ow)

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Kekislaw 4 points ago

I just snorted 20 grams bro to get at the chingchong bug. Am I Good, fren? Did OrAnGe Man LiE?!

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BigIslandFrog 4 points ago

The combo would certainly knock out even the most stubborn case of TDS.

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relite25 4 points ago

Commie Flu

Why didn't I ever think of that?

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ilovebooks3 2 points ago

Technically it's the CCP virus.

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AverageIQIndividual 3 points ago

Is that the big hurt?

More like the big hunk!

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pyre2001 3 points ago

Think it was fish tank cleaner and antibiotic animal pack

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 3 points ago

Totes

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BasedofAce 3 points ago

Only if you hold them up and shout, "Trump is making me do this!" in front of a CNN camera crew before you down them.

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2Scoops 3 points ago

It's scientifically tested. "You're good!"- Mayhem

https://giphy.com/gifs/mayhem-dean-winters-allstate-insurance-l41lWfcNbLXGQ8sU0

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OMC-RADIO 3 points ago

Shake it with 2 shots of green NyQuil, serve in a coconut with an umbrella and garnish with cherry and pineapple for a Covid Colada.

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MAGApie 3 points ago

Add in a Tide Pod and you're all set.

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Pray_for_Trump 2 points ago

Only if you're stupid. But you're here, you don't qualify.

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Judgejude 2 points ago

They are turning the frogs gay!

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago

Just remember which one will kill you if you take 2 grams.

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Wearyman 2 points ago

Don't take that shit at ALL.

I kid you not; I took this way back in the early aughts when it first came out. Was trying to lose weight and get back in shape. The fucking stuff made my hair fall out. I wasn't the only one. there was a big scandal about it at the time.

The company pulled it off the market and "went bankrupt" to avoid lawsuits.

But yeah, I went bald because of that crap. Didn't lose the weight either. Was a hard lesson for me about the importance of proper testing of products and how while the government shouldn't run everything, enforcing medical safety standards is one thing they SHOULD be doing.

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wild20 [S] 7 points ago

But have you gotten coronavirus? I bet not, that's good enough proof for me.

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SaltyPyrate 4 points ago *

Hey, I manage a supplement store that sells this stuff. IDK about possibly an older formula before my time but theres nothing in it that would make your hair fall out unless you are maybe hyper sensitive to stimulants. And that particular one pictured is actually the more mild version, the Black Onyx version is stronger. I'm not claming to be an expert or a doctor, I'm just analyzing it from an ingredients perspective.

All it serves as is a thermogenic meant to give you energy and boost your metabolism, but it doesnt really work for weight loss unless you combine it with a proper diet and carb-cutting, then it would maybe help you capitalize on it, but it's not necessary. A lot of people just like it as a pre workout honestly, I enjoy pre workouts but not Hydoxycut, I prefer stuff with nitric oxide producers in them.

Edit: I think youre referring to when the original formula had ephedra in it, that stuff is banned now. The only thing the current formula has in it that the OG formula had is caffeine, everything else in it nowadays is pretty tame TBH, its why that one is actually pretty cheap compared to others.

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NonyaDB 2 points ago

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE GAINS!

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago

No, but you'll ingest enough caffeine to lift off...

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BobbyTwoScoops 2 points ago

only if you want to be fuckin bruhltimately jacked

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Max2000 2 points ago *

Nah the thing you need is dat dere celltech.

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Airvh 2 points ago

I get my stuff off bodybuilding.com too, they sent me a free shirt on my first order!

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RicoSauve35 2 points ago

I like how they just thought they had the treatment in their cabinets lol

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VaPnut 2 points ago

If you mix that with your fish tank water and drink it, it might help. But the idea is, when you have the flu, is to just drink a lot of water. It doesn't matter what you mix in with it

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ImWithHearse 2 points ago

Yes and make sure you wash your hands thoroughly in a large body of water while having stones in your pockets. Trump said so. /s

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epium 1 point ago

Bad for your liver either way.

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rootGoose 1 point ago

Only if you want to lose all the weight.

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AtariArtist 1 point ago

Their funeral is open to the public if you're in Arizona - you should attend it.

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago

Trump said you can - he wants to you die!!!! Impeach!