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HeavyVetting 117 points ago +117 / -0

I have no time for stupidity

So like yesterday I guess he won't be answering many dumb questions and the press conference today.

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BlissBatch 10 points ago +10 / -0

No press conference? That means that Orange Man is...

...[picks card at random]...

..."racist"! ...why do over half the cards in this deck say "racist"? Oh, ahem, I mean: checkmate, Drumpf-tards! Oh wait that's abelist language. I mean. Drumpf supporters!

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 72 points ago +73 / -1

I have no time for stupidity.

Sounds like he should switch the Kung Flu pressers to be Oval Office addresses instead so (a) everyone has to cover them, and (b) morons don’t ask moronic questions

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BladderBeerPoopin 27 points ago +27 / -0

I can dig it.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same here. I also have no time for stupidity.

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UpTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

but reeeeee only done 4 times in the last decade

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Chestbras 8 points ago +8 / -0

How many pandemic?
He can set "a new standard" for time of pandemics

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SameCookiePseudonym 3 points ago +3 / -0

what's this reference to?

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

The oval office speech happened only 4 times in the 2010s

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TicoMaga 9 points ago +9 / -0

That Kung Flu exchange will forever be my favorite POTUS moment: "Say it again... one more time .... again ....". He made her repeate "King Flu" like 3 times lmao.

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latinolizards4trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oohh I love this one

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Edison517 13 points ago +13 / -0

I LOLed out loud when I read that 😂

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DarkRiver 11 points ago +12 / -1

Kek

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daflyboys 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is this Jeff Tiedrich asshole who seems to be simply sitting around waiting for Trump to tweet so he can be first to say something asinine?

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jschmid4 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is a real Clymer!

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Evei 93 points ago +93 / -0

Honestly, at this point, I'm just waiting for CNN, etc. to simply start using deep fake tech. The general public has proven they are far to willfully stupid to not buy into it.

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ProphetOfKek 48 points ago +50 / -2

Would be 2A time.

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ItsTimeFor1776 15 points ago +19 / -4

it already is

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sarcen1776 10 points ago +14 / -4

It is not.

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ItsTimeFor1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

It absolutely is

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Barbs -4 points ago +3 / -7

Then go for it. You can be like the Antifa dude who tried to firebomb a federal building and ended up just killing himself. It’s also interesting that when your country asks you to step up, you turn on it instead.

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MAGA45_2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Such a stupid lie too. If it were true no one would have been there to leak anything he would have been isolated.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those video's are creepy af. Video evidence was something that wasn't supposed to be altered, it was always seen as an independent account of what transpired, barring some creative editing etc.. But now they can create whatever they want, make it look like someone is saying whatever they want... Scary times.

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LugNuts 39 points ago +39 / -0

Barry Hussein signed the bill into law, it's allowed, and even approved, by our fine representatives in Congress.

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NormaJeanRocks 15 points ago +15 / -0

How could it be reversed?

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NormaJeanRocks 18 points ago +18 / -0

It might come to that soon

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45fan 11 points ago +11 / -0

The boog.

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DocOne 10 points ago +10 / -0

2 letters, 2 numbers.

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Psilocybik 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seventeen 76?

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DocOne 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol not exactly. That works though

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mock them, ignore them, then deny access. Same as Russia. Commies win.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 21 points ago +22 / -1

Same, WHEN WILL ALL THE FAKE NEWS OUTLETS BE CHARGED FOR DEFAMATION AND LOSE THEIR TV, ONLINE & PRINT LICENSES? WHY HASNT CNN AND THE FBI BEEN IN TROUBLE FOR COORDINATING THE FILMING OF ROJER STONE’S ARREST????

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DocOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

The issue with that is that conservatives aren't the only one entitled to the BoR

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, Dems are above the law and they know it! That’s why they continue to break it on a daily basis!!!! Dems also hate the constitution as we all know

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sagebrushfire 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would their masters put them out of business?

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ChokingOnARedpill 8 points ago +8 / -0

You think if we became a one party state in november they'd move to outlaw yellow press?

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Walrus_Tooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’ve essentially already done that. We’re just on the wrong side of it

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Vests123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully in the second term of the Trump presidency.

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Tipster 51 points ago +51 / -0

"I have no time for stupidity."

TRUMP 2020: NO TIME FOR STUPIDITY.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Push up contest now!

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm convinced whoever made that cringe ass slogan is the same person who dressed Hillary in commie attire.

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uvontheterrible 30 points ago +31 / -1

CNN is the enemy of the people.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 12 points ago +13 / -1

So is MSNDC, ABC AND ALMOST FOX NOW!!!!!!

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FuckReddit4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dobbs, Hannity, Asman, Ingram, they are still incredibly based. The rest can piss up a rope.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well said and I agree 100%! He’s the best conservative host in the world and that’s why Dems hate him, bc they know he’s dangerous and can change millions of Americans’ minds! I dream of living a life like him

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well said LMFAOOO EXACTLY!!!! Dude deadass sounds like he’s covering JFK’s administration back in the day. He’s Dem croney trash under the guise of a republican, I hate him!!! He’s been so critical of President Trump!!!!!!!

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liberalfetchmycoffee 19 points ago +20 / -1 (edited)

I wish he had additionally tweeted:

"Also, I'm not watching the gorilla channel today! Way too much to do right now!"

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Wrexxis780 21 points ago +21 / -0

“I am not watching the gorilla channel! It’s only on in the background!”

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JamesSunderland 11 points ago +11 / -0

"the way you hit that other gorilla was good"

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flashersenpai 9 points ago +9 / -0

KEK

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

It legit scares me to think what it’s gonna be like when he leaves office.

There's no equally tireless replacement for him, short of a machine.

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm just thankful we finally got to have a fighter at all. I would have lost a very large bet that every President for the rest of my lifetime was going to be like the potato that was bush.

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Tilethewall2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Crush them in todays briefing...or let OAN do it by calling on her again.

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Brucesky420 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump wouldn't wander around wondering things, he tweets what he feels, if that's what he felt he'd say tweet it.

Instead he's too busy being witty as fuck dunking on Avenatti and Romney

Edit: I responded to the wrong comment...

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MakinBacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

JUST call on them

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Proud_American 13 points ago +14 / -1

If you play this tweet backward you can hear, “Pelosi is the devil”.

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Pileofstuff 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s the beauty of a president that engages directly with the people. I doubt Trump ever feels lonely when he has millions of people hanging on every tweet.

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

ChinaNN

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gamingthisandthat [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Follow up Tweet: "....I have been packed all day with meetings, I have no time for stupidity. We’re working around the clock to KEEP AMERICA SAFE!"

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Flipbarryfromreddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fucking legendary! I love our president and his courage! The man is so brave

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dantehman81 9 points ago +9 / -0

He’s always isolated in the White House, what the fuck do they think his job is? And the guy is giving daily press briefings. How dumb do they think the average American is?

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sticky was quicky.

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AbrahamLincoln 7 points ago +7 / -0

CNN writes the laziest fiction.

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MikesBigJockstrap 7 points ago +7 / -0

CNN is faker than Nancy Pelosi's teeth.

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freundwich 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fake news gonna fake news.

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patslimmy1 7 points ago +7 / -0

They need to just get rid of the "media". How do they help at all? It's a mess.

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ChadManspread 7 points ago +7 / -0

When can legal or federal action be taken against news orgs that make shit up?

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sharthappens 6 points ago +6 / -0

No more leakers. He cleaned the fucking House OUT!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 6 points ago +6 / -0

CNN is trash anyone that stills watches CNN has little to no IQ. Might as well read the National Enquirer.

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nomac 5 points ago +5 / -0

isolated in the house, wondering aloud when my life will return to normal.

I think they’ve confused Trump with me.

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OrangeFruitGood 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, Mr. President, not a soul believes that.

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ed_shaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leo Zagami claims the next move is to shut down the internet. It seems he's been right more than wrong. Italy is virtually the living 1984 at this point. Openly discuss Covid-19 and go to jail.

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TrumpLovesYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

What? Really?

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sagebrushfire 4 points ago +4 / -0

CORRUPT AND FAKE. The people are waking up. This “crisis” just might be what the majority of those dipshit 49% morons need to finally say to themselves, “Hey, he may be a little rough but this guy gets shit done.

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JamesSunderland 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump is not sitting around twiddling his thumbs like a moron. He's busy watching the Gorilla channel.

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tonightm97 4 points ago +4 / -0

Enemy.

Of.

America.

In these times freedom of the press needs to end. Report fake news? Get closed down. As fake news will cost American lives on home soil.

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO BRAKES

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TrumpTrainBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 356,219,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.711 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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Cue_Cumber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok! Anything to get away from Pelosi, and the rest of the Demtard Commies.

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Slash78 4 points ago +4 / -0

He hasn't been doing that but the lame fairweather Twitter personalities have been.. "I'm too wealthy for a check but DUH Checks aren't ENOUGH!"

Trump and Pence both have been going through misery trying to keep us afloat.. shame no one else besides us realizes it and respects it. If Obama or Clinton had this everyone would be rallying behind them.. such ridiculous BS this all is.

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGALISM

AS BEAUTIFUL AS A BRICK IN A CNN FAKE NEWS FAGGOTS FACE

NO BRAKES!

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TrumpTrainBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 356,289,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.71 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166813 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4953945397949371645003104% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1834.28307179491858053909956 MILES WIDE and 488.852839586200140850508061 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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JamesSunderland 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN: The Fanfiction Network.

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C00gsHouse281 3 points ago +3 / -0

FUTURE FAKE NEWS, TAKE 1: Trump should be visiting hospitals and businesses

Trump visits hospitals and businesses

FUTUTE FAKE NEWS, TAKE 2: Trump shouldn’t be visiting hospitals and businesses

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Canadian-Bacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have always been at war with Oceania.

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TrumpTime888 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck CNN

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PlatinumDave2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rob Reiner type shit ongoing rumors madman in White House-25th amendment rumors-staff concerned for the US--same old crap recycled

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VaPnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isolated at the White House with the beautiful First Lady? What the hell is wrong with that? They just jealous!

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Trump-45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuck News Network!

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AlexGreen1975 2 points ago +2 / -0

CNN is such trash!!

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DevilWithAStainDress 2 points ago +2 / -0

China also reported there are no more deaths from COVID-19...

Those reports are 100% accurate...

It's because the Chinese government is just shooting people that are positive. Can't die from corona if your shot in the head! FUN FACT

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mhb4926 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

These people are sick. They sit around sipping their fucking soy milk literally making up stories. I couldn't sleep at night spreading out right lies.

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The-Russian-Asset 2 points ago +3 / -1

For reference: http://archive.vn/EyXlB

This is the kind of shit soviet propagandists would publish in Pravda circa 1978 or something.

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jschmid4 2 points ago +2 / -0

The God Emperor was just at a Fox News town hall fer cryin' out loud!

This is Pravda-tier Fake News!

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I_KAKA_DOW_VC 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are thing to goade him get him out WH in hopes GEOTUS will catch Wuhan Flu.

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iMissMilo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am getting sick and tired of the lügenpresse. Their blatant lies during a time of crisis are disgusting.

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Titan93 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reading through some of the retweets makes my skin crawl. How can people be so decieved by the media? Lots of Trump supporters on there, but the majority of twitter users are woke or MSM gobblers

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UsurpTheNarrative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah Mr. President, if only we could shutdown the fake news somehow...

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blackops 1 point ago +1 / -0

even they don't believe that crap. my libtard friend told me some story like this 3 days ago and when i asked her if she could honestly picture Trump crying in the White House, it dawned on her that no, she couldn't