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ShitOfPeace 54 points ago

Just make them red. Literal red pills.

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Kharn 12 points ago

I love this timeline/

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DaemonKrog 9 points ago

Holy red pill. It's smaller and looks much easier to swallow than I've been told.

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MegoThor 3 points ago

T

45

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Choctaw 13 points ago

yah, I was thinking that too

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Pelayo 8 points ago

Brilliant idea, but why not have both😁

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CivilLibertyorDie 4 points ago

You take it twice... First, you take this one and then you retrieve it and then take the red pill. It’s metaphorical for President Trumps two terms in office.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago

...and make them suppositories.

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myredditnameisfake 30 points ago

APPROVED. Now we just have to get the Mods to sticky this and you will get your prize

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HeavyVetting 17 points ago

It happened, it's stickied, we're getting actual Trump redpills, best timeline!

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myredditnameisfake 10 points ago

I love this place

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bobama 13 points ago

Except you can sign up anonymously here, seems pretty inefficient for a DNC data collection front. Nice rambling post you linked to on Deadit. Get out, troll!

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LostViking1985 15 points ago

I would put that in other places too. We have the best capsules, don't we folks.

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LostViking1985 7 points ago

One freedom suppository, coming up!

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 6 points ago

Found Andrew Gillum's account!

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Winterds001 1 point ago

I said what what, in the butt

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Ham_Sandwich77 [S] 11 points ago

My first sticky in .win.

Mods = Gods.

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magachudd 11 points ago

2020 mg + 2 scoops

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liberalfetchmycoffee 11 points ago

Would be totally worth it just for the:

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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Poonjazzler1 9 points ago

Suggestion:

Have gold flakes on the inside like gold Schlagger!

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AmazingAlphonseA 8 points ago

Did Scott Adams already call that drug "Trump Pills"?

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Ham_Sandwich77 [S] 5 points ago

Yeah, that's where I got the idea.

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AmazingAlphonseA 2 points ago

It's fun to have smart friendd like Scott.

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MW23232 2 points ago

Yep

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the_mcgee 8 points ago

now do an ekg with trumps signature!

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Trumptastic88 8 points ago

Guys my wife and I took the Trump Pill and we both died because we didnt follow the directions as prescribed and also it turned out it was aquarium cleaner

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago

So sorry to hear that. We're going to go ahead and report that but leave that last part off until the fake news is properly aged.

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Chalupamancer 7 points ago

Trump Pill is also a Red Pill

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TenFeetHigher 6 points ago

Are you nuts? Taking JUST 67 of those at once can kill you!

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freespeech4all 5 points ago

LMAO nice

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SirSeizureSalad 5 points ago

WARNING: Should not be consumed by individuals that believe Trump is not their president.

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daomino 4 points ago

APPROVED for aquarium cleaning.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 4 points ago

Available as a 12" suppository for libtards.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago

Came here to post this.

Only available in suppository in California, New York, Oregon, Washington and Illinois.

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learntocode 1 point ago

2 small 4 libs

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ThomasMaker 4 points ago

Wonder if a suppository version would cure TDS, would probably need 10(or more) times the dosage but still, worth a try...

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LittleBlackKat 4 points ago

Excellent

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gargoyle 3 points ago

GEOTUS should seriously have a design process for these.

As a bonus, everyone who thinks "Orange Man Bad" will refuse to take them!

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HumbleMemeFarmer 3 points ago

Lefties take it rectally

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Helmerj 3 points ago

Also available in Biden brand suppositories.

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Torgga2010 3 points ago

Love It...great design.

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OrdusMaleus 3 points ago

Why not just simple redpills.

That way those special snowflakes who identify as 'unicorns' (Ive seriously heard people who do that), instead of Farting Rainbows they can fart American Flags.

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alienjesus 3 points ago

Looks like MAGA Sausage

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learntocode 3 points ago

"Here is your lifesaving pill Xir"

NO nono nononono!!!!!! REEEEEE!!!!

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uzi5v2 3 points ago

Just need to make the dosage more legible, wouldn’t want anyone taking fish tank cleaner and overdosing!

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stjdalen 3 points ago

Surely r- politics and r-coronavirus would appreciate this important news

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Ham_Sandwich77 [S] 1 point ago (edited)

I'm already banned from the former, and the latter won't allow image posts (I tried LOL).

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Nostradumas 2 points ago

I got the fever (I don't) and Trump's got the cure (He does)

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squanchingonpao 2 points ago

Is Kek at work again? Meme magic all over again, get ready boys

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Reltius 2 points ago

Excellent. No democrats will take them. They’ll die instead.

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A_Fish_That_Talks 2 points ago

Make it a 45mg dose

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago

TWO PILLS!

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VaPnut 2 points ago

Each RX comes with a one free session with a shrink who specializes in TDS

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BeOne420 2 points ago

I take those everyday sometimes I even take 2

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CuckSchumer 2 points ago

WARNING may be fatal if consumed while infected with TDS

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krazikofiman 1 point ago

PERFECT!

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SVGA2020 1 point ago

Good plan.

Dems will die and everyone worth while will be saved.

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DONTRUMP 1 point ago

those are damn near perfect... DON TRUMP!!!!

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gearchecker 1 point ago

When can we start calling it Plaquenil? Seeing how the doctors in the USA are writing prescriptions for themselves and their families maybe now is the time.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago

Those are tight

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MAGAAllTheTime 1 point ago

Directions: take orally. If you don’t like the Trump logo, stick it up your ass.

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago

Sorry, no good. Then you'd all OD.

I say "you" as I'm a leaf. I'd just wash my regular pills down with a tall glass of maple syrup.

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Captain_Grrrr8 1 point ago

Just awesome! That is all!

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trauncher 1 point ago

Best thing about this design, is that TDS afflicted NPCs would NEVER take them.

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CuckSchumer 1 point ago

This is the ingenious plan to purge the NPCs from this country. They’d rather die from the Wuflu then take the pill!

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kamakura7 1 point ago

it'll be a tough pill for the Dems to swallow.