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Tilethewall2 185 points ago

Are these foreign leaders in the room with us right now Joe?

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mrspaulrevere 53 points ago

Joe, can you point to a place on the doll where the foreign leader touched you?

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bill_in_texas 34 points ago

Alternatively:

Joe, can you point to teh place on the doll where you sniffed and groped the foreign leader?

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Strategerium 15 points ago

Not pictured: a bratz doll wearing Merkel-esque blocky pant suit.

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Malsikcuf 10 points ago

Nice dig on German Hillary!

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Sugardik 1 point ago

Gold

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AlphaNathan 20 points ago

Joe. Blink twice if you're under duress, Joe.

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KAG_FTW 3 points ago

Pretty sure Joe touched them (sniffed them, too, probably)

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shipoutofdanger 22 points ago

nice

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Geehod_jimmy 11 points ago

sweet mother of kek

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2016TrumpMAGA 6 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

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Strategerium 6 points ago

Joe, are there any sudden cold spots in the room? your leg hairs are standing up.

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ThomasGiferson 5 points ago

Lol. First class.

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Fabius 4 points ago

True.

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SameCookiePseudonym 4 points ago

LMAO I knew it sounded like some shrink meeting

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Fabius 4 points ago

Clever girl.

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Cmchn 2 points ago

I'm not sure they should bother prosecuting in this case. No decent juror would convict a senile guy.

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Thearchduke 1 point ago

LOL! I think that this response should be enshrined in stone outside of the White House!

And, read aloud at Biden's First Trial.

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jerryriggs1 80 points ago

Collusion and delusion.

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fthecoup 31 points ago

Barr will be immediately all over this!

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LugNuts 22 points ago

Right after he finishes...

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Wal_Mart_Security 18 points ago

ZzzzzzzzZzzzz...

I have defended him in the past but lately he hasn’t done a whole lot so I’m sorta losing faith in him

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LugNuts 7 points ago

Agree, that's what I meant. Maybe better written "As soon as he finishes __________."

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DickTick 1 point ago

Mind showing me the list of all the stuff you're aware of that he's working on and all the things that they do behind the scenes with the thousands of cases they work everyday?

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KAG_FTW 3 points ago

I am officially impatient now.

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anachrotech 4 points ago

something.....

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Brucesky420 -5 points ago

Is Vice President not public office? I mean technically Obama picked him, but he was still voted for, no?

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jerryriggs1 9 points ago

Not ACTIVE vp. Yucky.

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Modern_Times 4 points ago

This is why Kerry needs to be prosicuted so crap like this stops.

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RockyMin 48 points ago

Yeah, sure he is. What the hell can he even do for foreign leaders right now.

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GenericInsult 46 points ago

What the hell can he even do for foreign leaders right now.

Make back room promises/deals if Democrats get enough illegitimate votes to get him into office.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE 29 points ago

That's precisely what he is doing, and why the logan act exists in the first place.

I'm sick and tired of the laws we already have, that were put in place YEARS ago, to prevent the exact shit from happening that is fucking us up right now.

These sorts of laws were put in place for a reason... Because generations before us saw the writing on the wall, and tried to safeguard against both their generations problems, and the future.

I mean shit, we have the communism control act of 54... But since some 1950's version of hawaii judge said it was unconstitutional in the 70s (right when we were fighting a war with commies, surprise surprise), everybody lost their stomach for it.

The SCOTUS ruled against the specific reasoning that judge used, but never expanded on whether it was constitutional, and it just stopped being enforced.

And right now, we literally have people openly calling for communism by name. They are literally screaming that we need a communist govt.

Why in the fuck aren't we arresting and guantanamoing these traitors?? I mean, US citizens have fucking DIED in foreign wars fighting communism, they gave their lives, disrupted families, and got maimed and destroyed fighting it... But somehow that's all meaningless, because some blue haired freak wants free shit???

The logan act, put into place in the fucking seventeen hundreds, was designed to keep sycophants from putting their nose where it doesn't belong in hopes of getting a payday or other benefits.

Like, jeez... when the hell are we going to start using laws we already have???

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Grady_Wilson 5 points ago

Exactly, Capt.

And until we hold people accountable the practice will continue unabated.

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phate451 5 points ago

They will NEVER be held accountable until American citizens use the 2A to forcefully do so.

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MuadDon 3 points ago

Gotta keep trying for peaceful measures, especially with an ally in the WH. Maybe what you suggest is needed at some point, but the cost is more than anyone now can comprehend, even with victory. It would truly be something for our children's children, not us.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."

If you arrest people for ideas, garbage or otherwise, you oppose the foundation of liberty that our nation is built upon.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE 2 points ago

Thats cool and all, until you've allowed ideas so opposed to allowing liberty in the first place to flourish until they blossom into an authoritarian regime that genocides it's people.

I mean, I guess those principles will be useful for you when you're laying in a mass grave.

Look, I get what you're saying and agree...however there are SOME ideas, some ideologies, some social systems that are so dangerous and detrimental to western civilization, that allowing them to exist will destroy your fucking civilization that allowed you to even tolerate them in the first place.

Communism is one of those ideas that has NO PLACE in western society, especially the US, and should excised with vengeance.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago

You can't start imprisoning people for thoughts. It only works when the government is on your side; the second they turn against you, whatever you believe is part of the communist agenda and off to the gulags you go. America was founded on the idea that the free and open exchange of ideas leads to a prosperous society, and part of the reason that it's falling apart today is because we don't have a free and open exchange of ideas due to censorship.

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RoboChomo 2 points ago

Yup. Get rid of the censorship and liberals lose their most convincing argument: groupthink. Eventually enough people will take the one-way red pill trip.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago

The founding fathers never saw communism coming. It's too dangerous an ideology to allow to continue. Same with Islam. They will be the death of mankind, and we'll never make it to the stars.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago

We have existing systems in place to stop dangerous ideologies from proliferating throughout our government without stopping the free exchange of ideas. Islam existed back in their day. Bad ideas have always been a thing. The government (and as a consequence, society) is broken not because free speech is a bad thing, because it's been a slow crawl of decline for the past hundred years.

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Major_Nutt 0 points ago

We have existing systems in place to stop dangerous ideologies from proliferating throughout our government without stopping the free exchange of ideas

Well, those obviously didn't work or we wouldn't be where we are. Righteous cleansing is the only way.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago

I'm sick and tired of the laws we already have, that were put in place YEARS ago, to prevent the exact shit from happening that is fucking us up right now.

Which is why we need to wipe the slate all the way back to 1900 and start again, with far harsher punishments for violations.

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Vests123 15 points ago

I think even the foreign leaders see how disabled he's become in terms of his mind.

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dickwagger 10 points ago

Disabled in mind...and character....and spirit....

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PencilNeckSchiff 10 points ago

and they're licking their chops. Biden would be Xi, Putin, EU, etc's wet dream.

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somenobody 8 points ago

Foreign leaders love nothing more than a US president who's easy to swindle.

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utfanx2 8 points ago

He can promise more flexibility after the election.

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donald_zuramp 7 points ago

Collect his kickbacks, which probably stopped flowing when their economies shriveled up.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago

Regale them with stories about Corn Pop and roaches.

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Proudly_Deplorable 2 points ago

Give them a good laugh. They're laughing at you, not with you, Joe.

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LostViking1985 33 points ago

They really no have message beyond "we're against Trump!", and it's backfiring on them big time. No one wants to see active undermining of leadership in a crisis.

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OnlyMAGA4EVA 9 points ago

no have message beyond "we're against Trump"

The guy who's assembled a team of the county's best equipped medical, logistics, and every other leader and sme to manage this crisis, effectively saving lives since he shut down the border to chy-NA and is leading us through it calmly and reassuringly? That guy? Herein lies an accurate example of mental defect. If not, straight up treason.

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LostViking1985 6 points ago

Is it really treason if they were never Americans (in spirit) to begin with?

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phate451 2 points ago

Is he really a man if in spirit he's been identifying himself as a woman?

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texascpa 25 points ago

Honestly, why don't we just throw the Logan Act into the trash. He's not the first to defy it with no consequence.

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trumpORbust 10 points ago

Fuck if we could clear the books of outdated never enforced laws (70%?) and write a few modern laws that really bust some balls and tweak some titties

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texaspede 4 points ago

They have to be in a dispute with the American government and working against it. Vague bumbling and attaboys with Felipe Calderon aren't really something worth going after.

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TheWolf 2 points ago

Might as well add treason to that trash bin

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Justin_Bailey 21 points ago

He's a Democrat, nothing will happen.

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NeverRedditer 7 points ago

Ask John Kerry how!

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astro_eng 18 points ago

Remember how they flipped out about Gen Flynn? Unbelievable!!!

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WalterEKurtz 7 points ago

this ^

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Omgwtfbbq 17 points ago

He talks to Margaret thatcher all of the time.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 13 points ago

Where is Hunter?

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texaspede 12 points ago

That's a great question now that all the strip clubs and brothels are closed.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 8 points ago

Well, I haven't heard anything about Thailand.

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Centipedeboy 12 points ago

They are probably handing him the phone and having him talk to a staffer to keep him busy.

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mrspaulrevere 5 points ago

"Hallo dahlink Joe, I am Vladimir's mistress, yes yes we can talk it's okay. So Joe, you want to know what I wearing? Verrry nice red silk lingerie, yes dahlink...oh I just seventeen dahlink, Vladdie he like them young..."

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago

"Darling you sound so tasty I could just sniff you right now!"

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PremiumPatriotPepe 2 points ago

Kek!

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learntocode 4 points ago

Damn, so brutal. Thank you for this visual.

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thxpk 11 points ago

He is actually, of course those foreign leaders aren’t actually real...

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trey 9 points ago

Relax guys, he's not really having conversations with foreign leaders. They only exist in his head.

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KAG_FTW 2 points ago

Not sure which one concerns me more...

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BoughtByBloomberg 8 points ago

That act is deader than the 10th amendment.

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shipoutofdanger 8 points ago

I think he's just confusing Jill for Vladimir

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drivebypooping 8 points ago

I wish I didn't know about the Logan act so that I wouldn't get so pissed off for it never being used. If Kerry isn't charged in violation then no one important ever will be... that dude couldn't have been more cavalier in his violations of the act.

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insertnamehere 5 points ago

Agreed. The Bilderberg meeting is also a flagrant violation of the Logan Act and again never enforced.

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Coalville 8 points ago

I don't think the Logan Act applies if all the people Biden has meetings with are imaginary...

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MindsetRoulette 8 points ago

can we remodel his retirement home to a small Whitehouse and tell him he won?

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raybiker73 4 points ago

I guess that's basically what they did with LBJ after he left office. He got pretty senile pretty quickly, and they would have pretend meetings and shit like that for him.

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Regnad_2720 7 points ago

Age related dementia is a sad thing to watch.

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learntocode 6 points ago *

He was always a gaff machine, now his is a declining gaff machine. Like an old motor that used to sputter but now all the bearings are seized, the valves are too worn to be bored out. Take that bad boy outta service already.

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DinsdalePiranha 7 points ago

Since we can't post images in replies, this was my first thought.

https://thedonald.win/p/FMJUCywK/vicepresident-biden-another-worl/c/

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learntocode 5 points ago

So god damn money with that one. L O L

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Twitter 6 points ago

his eyes seem so dead inside like a glassy glaze of being lost

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago

With dementia you go in and out.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 5 points ago

Mueller? Mueller?

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Jabron661 4 points ago

They stuck a Russian hat on a mop ant told him it was Putin.

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learntocode 3 points ago

Turns out that mop dances one hell of a Philly Soft Shoe routine. Just ask Ol' Pool Noodle Biden.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago

I'd love to listen in on those hilarious conversations.

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago

And the foreign leaders are like "What's this blithering buffoon babbling about?"

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throwateronpelosi 4 points ago

Perhaps it's because Creppy Joe has decided to self-id as POTUS.

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Baconshepherd 4 points ago

He’s off to meet with Stalin and Churchill

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stjdalen 4 points ago

It's Merkel and the mullahs

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago

How many strokes to you think JoePedo has had this year? I'm guessing at least 2.

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redstampede 4 points ago

Let's be fair to him: those conversations may only be in his head.

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Vortmak 4 points ago

Don't worry it's only a Russian

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Znut55 4 points ago

Would it be Ukraine or China, Joe???

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago

If any D wins, we will be just another suburb of China... like Hollywood and Silicon Valley.

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Greatest_adventure 3 points ago

Sure, he's having conversations with those foreign leaders who want Trump out, and they're probably funding his weak campaign.

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Centipedeboy 3 points ago

Wonder if the country was CHYNA????

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Jcholl9 3 points ago

I read in an article somewhere that said Biden is going to ask Obama who he should pick for his VP?

But what's going to happen later if this fool dose become President... Let's say he needs to make a split second decision and he calls Obama, and what happens if Obama isn't home at that time?

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dakin116 3 points ago

Not a fucking thing will happen. Always hear about Dems and Logan Act...John Kerry anyone? Nothing will happen

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mikeroolz 3 points ago

LOCK

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throwateronpelosi 3 points ago

Is he telling them about his leg hairs again?

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learntocode 3 points ago

LEAVE WOLVERINE ALONE!

This Logan Act nonsense is anti-mutant.

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sg03107 3 points ago

Silly, he's a Democrat. What is more important is that he's a Democrat politician

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Fuck_reddit2020 3 points ago

No the Logan act is only for Republicans or anyone else deemed an enemy of the Democrats

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CarlosDangerrr 2 points ago

We need to repeal the Logan Act once and for all. Its unconstitutional and we will just keep accusing each other of breaking this till the end of time. Non-government employees can talk to whoever they want under the 1st amendment.

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learntocode 3 points ago

But Muh Wolverine Act!

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TennesseePride 2 points ago

You can't legally talk to a hit-man about hiring them to killing someone, right? Same concept.

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TennesseePride 1 point ago

And non-governmental agents striking government deals seems to be against the law as per the Logan act, right?

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NocturnalPatrol 2 points ago

NO--LAW

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Snoozebum 2 points ago

I'm sure he thinks he is.

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SemperFree 2 points ago

Would love to see Democrats held accountable for violating the law.

Just once would be nice.

Kerry, Murphy, Biden, Obama, Pelosi are all in violation of this act.

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BonerDonor 2 points ago

Where's Mueller? We got some foreign interference to investigate

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Farqquard 2 points ago

Maybe when he was on campus as a professor.

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trauncher 2 points ago

Joe thinks that because he received an honorary doctorate, that he is now a college professor. what a retarded senile old idiot.

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DeplorableLA 1 point ago

He’s not the nominee yet. Hmm.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago

He's such a blowhard liar.

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motorheaD1340 1 point ago

When you no longer recognize half the people you know...all kidding aside, the Logan Act is one of the many laws that doesn't apply to Democrats.

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Tendiestomper 1 point ago

Senile Joe has no idea who he spoke with 2 weeks ago

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Irish_Wolfhound 1 point ago

Man it would be SUPER COOL if the Department of Justice did ANYTHING to punish these obvious crimes.

Wouldn't that be something?

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Grady_Wilson 1 point ago

Democrats do it all the time and nothing ever happens.

We don't have a real DOJ and we have a two tiered justice system.

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Super_degenerate 1 point ago

I wonder where all the muh collusion people now that joe is talking to foreign leaders.

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RummyVonDumDum 1 point ago

What a fucking dope

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UsurpTheNarrative 1 point ago

Does the Virus and lack of action by DOJ not make it perfectly clear that POTUS will be removed somehow?

Pretty sure they have a gameplan. Shit humans they are, they know how to work together when sharing a common hatred of the common man.

The last election was close enough, nothing is done until the last vote counted and the 2020 election announced. Remember that like your life depends on it.

100% Chance the Democrats will attempt election rigging.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago

They had game plans.They all failed spectacularly. OtherthanJFKing him the Democrats know they are fucked.

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Italianshamrock 1 point ago

He can’t find his way off the podium

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thuggishruggishtrump 1 point ago

Ok, so what the fuck? Are they really going to roll with Biden as the one against Trump or is Hilary going to come in through the back door?

Hopefully she's in jail by that point but I doubt it.

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AngryCitizen 1 point ago

No way he is having a conversation with anyone.

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Juicebusters 1 point ago

I'm surprised he hasn't challenged the Corona virus to take it outside where he will wrap a goddamn chain around its neck and kick it's ass! Just keep punchin and punchin!

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Toollespaulhero 1 point ago

Collusion???

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago

It's a Logan act violation if hes talking business or acting like he represents the usa

If hes shooting the breeze it's not

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Lonnyzone 1 point ago

Biden having a conversation with someone who thinks he is cogent is funny.

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GhostofReagan 1 point ago

Russians. Is he colluding with the Russians?

Ask. Has he or any member of his campaign had any contact in any way shape or form with anyone associated with the Russian government.

Lets see how that goes. Then grind his ass into the ground.

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Blacktaxi2d 1 point ago

DESPITE

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago

Might as well. His senile, old ass has exhilarating convos with himself at least 13 times a day.

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Wess-mantooth 1 point ago

they do that bullshit, not us. He is a presidential candidate, let him stare into a corner and mumble at them, its fine

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Deplora 1 point ago

He claims he's a professor too.