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Tilethewall2 185 points ago +185 / -0

Are these foreign leaders in the room with us right now Joe?

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mrspaulrevere 53 points ago +54 / -1

Joe, can you point to a place on the doll where the foreign leader touched you?

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bill_in_texas 34 points ago +34 / -0

Alternatively:

Joe, can you point to teh place on the doll where you sniffed and groped the foreign leader?

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Strategerium 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not pictured: a bratz doll wearing Merkel-esque blocky pant suit.

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Malsikcuf 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nice dig on German Hillary!

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Sugardik 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gold

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AlphaNathan 20 points ago +20 / -0

Joe. Blink twice if you're under duress, Joe.

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KAG_FTW 2 points ago +3 / -1

Pretty sure Joe touched them (sniffed them, too, probably)

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shipoutofdanger 22 points ago +22 / -0

nice

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Geehod_jimmy 11 points ago +11 / -0

sweet mother of kek

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2016TrumpMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly what I was thinking.

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Strategerium 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe, are there any sudden cold spots in the room? your leg hairs are standing up.

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ThomasGiferson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol. First class.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

True.

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SameCookiePseudonym 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO I knew it sounded like some shrink meeting

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clever girl.

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not sure they should bother prosecuting in this case. No decent juror would convict a senile guy.

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL! I think that this response should be enshrined in stone outside of the White House!

And, read aloud at Biden's First Trial.

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jerryriggs1 80 points ago +81 / -1

Collusion and delusion.

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fthecoup 31 points ago +31 / -0

Barr will be immediately all over this!

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LugNuts 22 points ago +22 / -0

Right after he finishes...

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Wal_Mart_Security 18 points ago +18 / -0

ZzzzzzzzZzzzz...

I have defended him in the past but lately he hasn’t done a whole lot so I’m sorta losing faith in him

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LugNuts 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agree, that's what I meant. Maybe better written "As soon as he finishes __________."

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DickTick 1 point ago +2 / -1

Mind showing me the list of all the stuff you're aware of that he's working on and all the things that they do behind the scenes with the thousands of cases they work everyday?

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KAG_FTW 2 points ago +3 / -1

I am officially impatient now.

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anachrotech 4 points ago +4 / -0

something.....

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Brucesky420 -5 points ago +3 / -8

Is Vice President not public office? I mean technically Obama picked him, but he was still voted for, no?

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jerryriggs1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not ACTIVE vp. Yucky.

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Modern_Times 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is why Kerry needs to be prosicuted so crap like this stops.

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RockyMin 48 points ago +49 / -1

Yeah, sure he is. What the hell can he even do for foreign leaders right now.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE 29 points ago +29 / -0

That's precisely what he is doing, and why the logan act exists in the first place.

I'm sick and tired of the laws we already have, that were put in place YEARS ago, to prevent the exact shit from happening that is fucking us up right now.

These sorts of laws were put in place for a reason... Because generations before us saw the writing on the wall, and tried to safeguard against both their generations problems, and the future.

I mean shit, we have the communism control act of 54... But since some 1950's version of hawaii judge said it was unconstitutional in the 70s (right when we were fighting a war with commies, surprise surprise), everybody lost their stomach for it.

The SCOTUS ruled against the specific reasoning that judge used, but never expanded on whether it was constitutional, and it just stopped being enforced.

And right now, we literally have people openly calling for communism by name. They are literally screaming that we need a communist govt.

Why in the fuck aren't we arresting and guantanamoing these traitors?? I mean, US citizens have fucking DIED in foreign wars fighting communism, they gave their lives, disrupted families, and got maimed and destroyed fighting it... But somehow that's all meaningless, because some blue haired freak wants free shit???

The logan act, put into place in the fucking seventeen hundreds, was designed to keep sycophants from putting their nose where it doesn't belong in hopes of getting a payday or other benefits.

Like, jeez... when the hell are we going to start using laws we already have???

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Grady_Wilson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly, Capt.

And until we hold people accountable the practice will continue unabated.

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phate451 5 points ago +5 / -0

They will NEVER be held accountable until American citizens use the 2A to forcefully do so.

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MuadDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta keep trying for peaceful measures, especially with an ally in the WH. Maybe what you suggest is needed at some point, but the cost is more than anyone now can comprehend, even with victory. It would truly be something for our children's children, not us.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sick and tired of the laws we already have, that were put in place YEARS ago, to prevent the exact shit from happening that is fucking us up right now.

Which is why we need to wipe the slate all the way back to 1900 and start again, with far harsher punishments for violations.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +3 / -2

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."

If you arrest people for ideas, garbage or otherwise, you oppose the foundation of liberty that our nation is built upon.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thats cool and all, until you've allowed ideas so opposed to allowing liberty in the first place to flourish until they blossom into an authoritarian regime that genocides it's people.

I mean, I guess those principles will be useful for you when you're laying in a mass grave.

Look, I get what you're saying and agree...however there are SOME ideas, some ideologies, some social systems that are so dangerous and detrimental to western civilization, that allowing them to exist will destroy your fucking civilization that allowed you to even tolerate them in the first place.

Communism is one of those ideas that has NO PLACE in western society, especially the US, and should excised with vengeance.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't start imprisoning people for thoughts. It only works when the government is on your side; the second they turn against you, whatever you believe is part of the communist agenda and off to the gulags you go. America was founded on the idea that the free and open exchange of ideas leads to a prosperous society, and part of the reason that it's falling apart today is because we don't have a free and open exchange of ideas due to censorship.

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RoboChomo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yup. Get rid of the censorship and liberals lose their most convincing argument: groupthink. Eventually enough people will take the one-way red pill trip.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago +1 / -0

The founding fathers never saw communism coming. It's too dangerous an ideology to allow to continue. Same with Islam. They will be the death of mankind, and we'll never make it to the stars.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have existing systems in place to stop dangerous ideologies from proliferating throughout our government without stopping the free exchange of ideas. Islam existed back in their day. Bad ideas have always been a thing. The government (and as a consequence, society) is broken not because free speech is a bad thing, because it's been a slow crawl of decline for the past hundred years.

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Major_Nutt 0 points ago +1 / -1

We have existing systems in place to stop dangerous ideologies from proliferating throughout our government without stopping the free exchange of ideas

Well, those obviously didn't work or we wouldn't be where we are. Righteous cleansing is the only way.

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Vests123 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think even the foreign leaders see how disabled he's become in terms of his mind.

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dickwagger 10 points ago +10 / -0

Disabled in mind...and character....and spirit....

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PencilNeckSchiff 10 points ago +10 / -0

and they're licking their chops. Biden would be Xi, Putin, EU, etc's wet dream.

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somenobody 8 points ago +8 / -0

Foreign leaders love nothing more than a US president who's easy to swindle.

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utfanx2 8 points ago +8 / -0

He can promise more flexibility after the election.

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donald_zuramp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Collect his kickbacks, which probably stopped flowing when their economies shriveled up.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Regale them with stories about Corn Pop and roaches.

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Proudly_Deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give them a good laugh. They're laughing at you, not with you, Joe.

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LostViking1985 33 points ago +33 / -0

They really no have message beyond "we're against Trump!", and it's backfiring on them big time. No one wants to see active undermining of leadership in a crisis.

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OnlyMAGA4EVA 9 points ago +9 / -0

no have message beyond "we're against Trump"

The guy who's assembled a team of the county's best equipped medical, logistics, and every other leader and sme to manage this crisis, effectively saving lives since he shut down the border to chy-NA and is leading us through it calmly and reassuringly? That guy? Herein lies an accurate example of mental defect. If not, straight up treason.

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LostViking1985 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is it really treason if they were never Americans (in spirit) to begin with?

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phate451 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he really a man if in spirit he's been identifying himself as a woman?

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texascpa 25 points ago +25 / -0

Honestly, why don't we just throw the Logan Act into the trash. He's not the first to defy it with no consequence.

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trumpORbust 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck if we could clear the books of outdated never enforced laws (70%?) and write a few modern laws that really bust some balls and tweak some titties

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texaspede 4 points ago +4 / -0

They have to be in a dispute with the American government and working against it. Vague bumbling and attaboys with Felipe Calderon aren't really something worth going after.

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Justin_Bailey 21 points ago +21 / -0

He's a Democrat, nothing will happen.

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NeverRedditer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ask John Kerry how!

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astro_eng 18 points ago +18 / -0

Remember how they flipped out about Gen Flynn? Unbelievable!!!

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WalterEKurtz 7 points ago +7 / -0

this ^

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Omgwtfbbq 17 points ago +17 / -0

He talks to Margaret thatcher all of the time.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 13 points ago +13 / -0

Where is Hunter?

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texaspede 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's a great question now that all the strip clubs and brothels are closed.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well, I haven't heard anything about Thailand.

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Centipedeboy 12 points ago +12 / -0

They are probably handing him the phone and having him talk to a staffer to keep him busy.

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mrspaulrevere 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Hallo dahlink Joe, I am Vladimir's mistress, yes yes we can talk it's okay. So Joe, you want to know what I wearing? Verrry nice red silk lingerie, yes dahlink...oh I just seventeen dahlink, Vladdie he like them young..."

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Darling you sound so tasty I could just sniff you right now!"

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PremiumPatriotPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, so brutal. Thank you for this visual.

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thxpk 11 points ago +11 / -0

He is actually, of course those foreign leaders aren’t actually real...

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KAG_FTW 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not sure which one concerns me more...

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BoughtByBloomberg 8 points ago +8 / -0

That act is deader than the 10th amendment.

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shipoutofdanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think he's just confusing Jill for Vladimir

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drivebypooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wish I didn't know about the Logan act so that I wouldn't get so pissed off for it never being used. If Kerry isn't charged in violation then no one important ever will be... that dude couldn't have been more cavalier in his violations of the act.

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insertnamehere 4 points ago +5 / -1

Agreed. The Bilderberg meeting is also a flagrant violation of the Logan Act and again never enforced.

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MindsetRoulette 8 points ago +8 / -0

can we remodel his retirement home to a small Whitehouse and tell him he won?

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raybiker73 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess that's basically what they did with LBJ after he left office. He got pretty senile pretty quickly, and they would have pretend meetings and shit like that for him.

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Regnad_2720 7 points ago +7 / -0

Age related dementia is a sad thing to watch.

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

He was always a gaff machine, now his is a declining gaff machine. Like an old motor that used to sputter but now all the bearings are seized, the valves are too worn to be bored out. Take that bad boy outta service already.

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DinsdalePiranha 7 points ago +7 / -0

Since we can't post images in replies, this was my first thought.

https://thedonald.win/p/FMJUCywK/vicepresident-biden-another-worl/c/

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0

So god damn money with that one. L O L

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Twitter 6 points ago +6 / -0

his eyes seem so dead inside like a glassy glaze of being lost

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

With dementia you go in and out.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mueller? Mueller?

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redstampede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's be fair to him: those conversations may only be in his head.

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Znut55 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would it be Ukraine or China, Joe???

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

If any D wins, we will be just another suburb of China... like Hollywood and Silicon Valley.

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the foreign leaders are like "What's this blithering buffoon babbling about?"

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throwateronpelosi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps it's because Creppy Joe has decided to self-id as POTUS.

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stjdalen 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's Merkel and the mullahs

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd love to listen in on those hilarious conversations.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

How many strokes to you think JoePedo has had this year? I'm guessing at least 2.

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Vortmak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry it's only a Russian

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Jabron661 4 points ago +4 / -0

They stuck a Russian hat on a mop ant told him it was Putin.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turns out that mop dances one hell of a Philly Soft Shoe routine. Just ask Ol' Pool Noodle Biden.

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Jcholl9 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read in an article somewhere that said Biden is going to ask Obama who he should pick for his VP?

But what's going to happen later if this fool dose become President... Let's say he needs to make a split second decision and he calls Obama, and what happens if Obama isn't home at that time?

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dakin116 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not a fucking thing will happen. Always hear about Dems and Logan Act...John Kerry anyone? Nothing will happen

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

LEAVE WOLVERINE ALONE!

This Logan Act nonsense is anti-mutant.

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mikeroolz 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOCK

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throwateronpelosi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he telling them about his leg hairs again?

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Greatest_adventure 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure, he's having conversations with those foreign leaders who want Trump out, and they're probably funding his weak campaign.

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Centipedeboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wonder if the country was CHYNA????

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Fuck_reddit2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

No the Logan act is only for Republicans or anyone else deemed an enemy of the Democrats

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BonerDonor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's Mueller? We got some foreign interference to investigate

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe thinks that because he received an honorary doctorate, that he is now a college professor. what a retarded senile old idiot.

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NocturnalPatrol 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO--LAW

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SemperFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would love to see Democrats held accountable for violating the law.

Just once would be nice.

Kerry, Murphy, Biden, Obama, Pelosi are all in violation of this act.

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Snoozebum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure he thinks he is.

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Farqquard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe when he was on campus as a professor.

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CarlosDangerrr 2 points ago +3 / -1

We need to repeal the Logan Act once and for all. Its unconstitutional and we will just keep accusing each other of breaking this till the end of time. Non-government employees can talk to whoever they want under the 1st amendment.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Muh Wolverine Act!

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TennesseePride 2 points ago +3 / -1

You can't legally talk to a hit-man about hiring them to killing someone, right? Same concept.

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TennesseePride 1 point ago +2 / -1

And non-governmental agents striking government deals seems to be against the law as per the Logan act, right?

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sg03107 2 points ago +3 / -1

Silly, he's a Democrat. What is more important is that he's a Democrat politician

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

He claims he's a professor too.

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Blacktaxi2d 1 point ago +1 / -0

DESPITE

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Super_degenerate 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder where all the muh collusion people now that joe is talking to foreign leaders.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's such a blowhard liar.

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Italianshamrock 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can’t find his way off the podium

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RummyVonDumDum 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a fucking dope

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Tendiestomper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Senile Joe has no idea who he spoke with 2 weeks ago

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AngryCitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way he is having a conversation with anyone.

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Irish_Wolfhound 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man it would be SUPER COOL if the Department of Justice did ANYTHING to punish these obvious crimes.

Wouldn't that be something?

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Juicebusters 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm surprised he hasn't challenged the Corona virus to take it outside where he will wrap a goddamn chain around its neck and kick it's ass! Just keep punchin and punchin!

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Wess-mantooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

they do that bullshit, not us. He is a presidential candidate, let him stare into a corner and mumble at them, its fine

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GhostofReagan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Russians. Is he colluding with the Russians?

Ask. Has he or any member of his campaign had any contact in any way shape or form with anyone associated with the Russian government.

Lets see how that goes. Then grind his ass into the ground.

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thuggishruggishtrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, so what the fuck? Are they really going to roll with Biden as the one against Trump or is Hilary going to come in through the back door?

Hopefully she's in jail by that point but I doubt it.

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UsurpTheNarrative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does the Virus and lack of action by DOJ not make it perfectly clear that POTUS will be removed somehow?

Pretty sure they have a gameplan. Shit humans they are, they know how to work together when sharing a common hatred of the common man.

The last election was close enough, nothing is done until the last vote counted and the 2020 election announced. Remember that like your life depends on it.

100% Chance the Democrats will attempt election rigging.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

They had game plans.They all failed spectacularly. OtherthanJFKing him the Democrats know they are fucked.

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might as well. His senile, old ass has exhilarating convos with himself at least 13 times a day.

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DeplorableLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s not the nominee yet. Hmm.

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motorheaD1340 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you no longer recognize half the people you know...all kidding aside, the Logan Act is one of the many laws that doesn't apply to Democrats.

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Grady_Wilson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrats do it all the time and nothing ever happens.

We don't have a real DOJ and we have a two tiered justice system.

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Lonnyzone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden having a conversation with someone who thinks he is cogent is funny.

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a Logan act violation if hes talking business or acting like he represents the usa

If hes shooting the breeze it's not