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Navy_Seal_Jeb 400 points ago

LOL Trump got the fuck out of there like Joe Biden at an event with no children.

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Carleezy1776usa 80 points ago

Hahahahaha

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 63 points ago (edited)

Anyone got the HQ clip?

Edit: found one! https://youtu.be/uwNztX1Q1yw

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RalphWaldoWiggum 60 points ago

I love how Barr cracks up after looking bored out of his mind. Then Trump looks at him like, "eh, there's a smile."

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tombombadil 31 points ago

Yesterday Trump looked at Barr in the middle of the briefing and was like “hey you can go if you want” and Barr was like “yeah I’m gonna dip” lol

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HocusLocus 19 points ago

But... didn't Trump once refer to coronaviruses as "very nice people"?

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RummyVonDumDum 5 points ago

🤣

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xBigCoffinHunter 23 points ago

The most impressive thing there is it says “jokingly”. I was expecting “Trump illness shames female physician”

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Pedeville 5 points ago

Msm gonna play that clip and say he bounced, just like with the edited fish feeding clip

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Punk2044 54 points ago

He was out of there faster than Hillary getting chucked into a van like a side of beef

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alfredbester 24 points ago

Out of there like the Chinese out of our supply chain

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RummyVonDumDum 4 points ago

I hope to God you're right

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HilarityComplex 2 points ago

Gavin Newsom is sending planes over there for supplies right now.

No joke.

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NoatakTheWiser 18 points ago

Biden status check all that apply:

Not actually BTFO 🟩

Absolutely BTFO ✅

Not aware of what year it is ✅

A viable candidate 🟩

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remember1776 17 points ago

kekekekekekekk

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MythArcana 16 points ago

Out of there like Pelosi in a bar that ran out of booze.

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patslimmy1 9 points ago

lol

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Sipcovfefe 8 points ago

Savage

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CQVFEFE 7 points ago

Out of there like bin Laden's brains.

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Butthurt 5 points ago

Heheh

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Austin62Halo 3 points ago

RIP MY SIDE'S

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powercessna 2 points ago

Somebody get this patriot a brick!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166625 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4689149838042083352908000% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1832.21581554092491881524500 MILES WIDE and 488.301897310465002543062625 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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DickTick 1 point ago

You savage pede, you!

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tigressroars 150 points ago

Social Distancer in Chief

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wethepepe 63 points ago

HE PROTEC

HE ATTAC

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY HE STAY BAC

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 28 points ago

DONT TOCUH

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Pedeberrycrunch 27 points ago

Two scoops

Two terms

Two yards away from other people

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pepe_lives_matter 12 points ago

And two massive balls.

The biggest.

No problem there, believe me.

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The_Him 10 points ago

You comment has me laughing as much as the video 🤣

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Butthurt 98 points ago

Me when I heard someone in my city contracted general tso’s chicken pox

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obamagsm 25 points ago

Chickidy china Chinese chicken flu, you have?

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demontwig 5 points ago

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Man I haven't heard that shit in a long time.

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Brer_Raptor 9 points ago

Hahahaha, great name for it.

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Butthurt 7 points ago

I was bouncing between that and egg flu yung

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GeneralTsoTofu 6 points ago

Someone call?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago

Chinese Fludermaus.

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Usefulmoron 93 points ago

Our President is hilarious!

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Brucesky420 26 points ago

It's funny, but then again at the same time... it's not. I would assume she's been cleared... but still. No one who had a fever just a couple days ago should be near the most important man in the entire world during this time. Seems careless

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Jonny 14 points ago

Dude he knows she’s been cleared. He’s the fucking president and he’s been talking to her this whole time....

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Johnfox13 14 points ago

She later says she tested negative after that

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aspen 11 points ago

The tests are not foolproof, there are plenty of cases of people testing negative even when infected.

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TrumpsJuicyDong 3 points ago

Trump isn't scared Because he knows it's not the death sentence they are claiming it is.

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hillaryprison 63 points ago

I'm surprised with as tight of security the secret service has on POTUS that someone sick is allowed in close proximity to POTUS. Seriously? They didn't think to ask, especially considering the MASSIVE QUARANTINE they put in place?

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 31 points ago

Not the fish bowl cleaner shit media i outraged about

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CQVFEFE 29 points ago

Few days ago

Trump: CQ may even prevent

Fauci: No no no no no it can't prevent, it must have virus to attach to

Trump: Right, so if they take it and then get virus, it can attach, got it thanx doc :) OK next...

I fricken love this guy

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SordidPontification 3 points ago

Wait, did Fauci actually say "attach to" the virus?

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago

Actually “attach” is the correct terminology from everything I’ve been hearing about this virus.

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SordidPontification 2 points ago

I don't think that's true.

I've watched a few presentations on the subject by doctors, and it appears hydroxychloroquine is an ionophore that allows zinc ions to enter the cell membrane. It's believed the mechanism is that the zinc ions prohibit enzymes hijacked by the virus from participating in viral replication while inside the cell.

I don't believe it has anything to do with interfering with the receptors viruses use to attach (ACE2, etc).

Here are some additional papers that explain the possible mechanisms.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago

I don't recall, but words to that effect

Entire exchange is obviously paraphrased

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SordidPontification 2 points ago

If he did say something to that effect, then slighted Trump (whether intentionally or otherwise), that's hilariously absurd.

I say this because after watching a bunch of presentations by doctors on hydroxychloroquine, my understanding is that:

  1. Hydroxychloroquine is an ionophore that allows zinc to enter the cell membrane.
  2. Zinc prevents the enzymes that are used in viral replication from working.
  3. All this is inside the cell, not the virus, and does nothing to stop it from attaching.

If he said that, then lol, because it makes Trump's response to the guy even more hilarious (and, ironically, more accurate than Fauci's).

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago

Sorry my recollection and recreation of the exchange weren't more accurate

Fauci's point was that CQ shouldn't be taken prophylactically or seen as a preventive of viral infection. That still makes no sense to me. If CQ and zinc are already in your system, and then here comes the virus, then that virus should be hosed by the mechanism you described. I was a science major long ago but some epidemiologist or virologist, please correct me.

... continue reading thread?
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DickTick 0 points ago

Yes, that's exactly what the drug does upon entering the body.

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SordidPontification 1 point ago

Nope, pretty sure that's not true.

See my other post to someone who had a similar reply.

Short answer: Zinc prohibits viral replication. Hydroxychloroquine is an ionophore that allows zinc to enter cells. It does nothing to stop viruses from attaching to cells using receptors.

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alfredbester 5 points ago

It is a prophylactic.

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demontwig 4 points ago

Super Male Vitality

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 22 points ago

This is all I can think of. Why is anyone who isn't 10000% healthy around GEOTUS?

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 8 points ago

Clown world will never make sense.

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Pedeville 2 points ago (edited)

Hes been talking to her this whole time, so he definately knew about this. If you find the whole clip he doesnt actually bounce, he turns around because he did it as a joke.

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DickTick -1 points ago

They are... It was a joke

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DickTick 1 point ago

You realize it's a joke right and that he absolutely knows she already tested negative.... right?

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iamkats [S] 55 points ago

My first post got a sticky! I'm honored!

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catvideos3 -5 points ago

Why you talk funny, boy?

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Jenny 4 points ago

Why you get down voted? Im confused. Lighten up ppl. Stop being asshoe!

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DickTick 1 point ago

Some people is asshoeeee

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_TheConsumer_ 44 points ago

Greatest. President. Ever.

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DickTick 1 point ago

No doubt.

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the_mcgee 36 points ago

aight imma head out

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NavyGuy 33 points ago

I love this dude. Classic Trump

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Jonny 14 points ago

This is 2016 Trump. This is the Trump we voted for. Has not changed a bit. I’m so glad i get to live in this timeline

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Ebbie8708 24 points ago

Just another example of Trump being one of us tbh

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themightykekfish -4 points ago

bitch why u on television then

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MyWoWServer 19 points ago

Peace out...

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WeThoughtYouWasAToad 5 points ago

clanking intensifies

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Spezdrinksassjuice 17 points ago

Barrs face is hilarious

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demontwig 8 points ago

This is one of the reasons why I like him, Pence and some of his other cabinet members. They're actually people, and ones I can relate to. I hate the plasticity and fake humanity of most politicians.

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Rathael 4 points ago

...and the lack of teeth sucking noises whenever Nancy the Ripper talks.

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Thistriggersthelibs 3 points ago

At first I was like :(

But then I was like :]

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HunterBidenJR 16 points ago

NOPE.

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MAGAngelo 15 points ago

“& I’m outta here”

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Ishtar-Astaroth 13 points ago

he has great comedic timing. better than most of the hacks they get to make fun of him.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 0 points ago

What about that Shamoo whale lady?

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago

There are so many of them on the left; which one do you mean? 🐳

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago

Yes.

lololol

(But I specifically meant Amy)

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Flipbarryfromreddit 11 points ago

GEOTUS SHOULD KEEP BEING FUNNY LIKE THIS ON THE MIC!!!!! It will attract more voters for him and he’s naturally good at it!!!!!!

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sun_wolf 12 points ago

Replies on this tweet are mostly positive. Lots of comments like “I hate him but he’s definitely hilarious. Funniest President ever.” And I am doubtful anyone can hate someone they think is hilarious, so the “hate” is probably just more of a cover at this point to say “don’t bike lock me bro”. Some of the NPCs with their idiotic talking points (TrUmP wAnTs oLd pEoPLe tO diE) aren’t getting the kind of circlejerk they used to.

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BetsyFreedom85 5 points ago

Very true, I read through as many of the replies as I could and it was overall surprisingly positive. I think we are seeing a change in a lot of people.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago

Yeah man, a bunch of black celebrities in hip hop too are posting this clip and saying Trump is funny asf, a fool etc. This kind of stuff is really good for community out reach! Let’s keep it up

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wrathmont 10 points ago

I lost it when he rotated his torso toward the camera lmaoooo

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NonyaDB 10 points ago

That's what I like about GEOTUS - he knows when to take shit seriously and when to lighten the mood in the room. He'll crack jokes but won't hesitate to drop a bomb on a terrorist.
He acts like a real human being.

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FitOfficial 8 points ago

Lol, my exact reaction around sick people. Never identified more with this man in my life.

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doug2 2 points ago

Why did I read "exact reaction" as "erection"

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago

You’ve been in quarantine too long!

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CaptainForehead 8 points ago

Decisive action!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago

I love this man.

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Malsikcuf 7 points ago

Idk who this bitch thinks she is but she sounds sick and if POTUS gets sick it’s on her 100%. Especially with that labored breathing and wheezing cackle. Stay home douche bag!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 14 points ago

I believe she is one of the leading infectious disease experts in the world.

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practicalize 3 points ago (edited)

You’d think she could learn about diseases without catching them. Ever hear of a book? Great invention. Rarely causes diseases—the Socialist Manifesto being a notable exception. It caused a terrible disease that killed millions.

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SirVilhelm 0 points ago

You don't get out much do you?

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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Malsikcuf 15 points ago

No that’s all I do, too busy working 14 hours a day, with no home to go to, so you have shit to buy at the store. Your point? Downvote all you want.

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practicalize 14 points ago

Keep on trucking, friend. We’re grateful you’re doing good things. Thanks for caring about POTUS’s health.

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Malsikcuf 10 points ago

Well thank you, friend.

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AJPennypacker 4 points ago

Thank you.

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Beat_to_Quarters 6 points ago

CNN: Trump jokes about COVID-19

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 6 points ago

Mind if anyone could fill me in on the context of this video? I'm doing my best to understand the whole situation and I want to keep myself on top of this situation.

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iamkats [S] 17 points ago

That lady apparently was sick this weekend and Trump was like nah, doesn't want to risk getting sick from her

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 5 points ago

Thanks!

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iamkats [S] 6 points ago

Not a problem pede!

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Pedeville 3 points ago

No, he just did it for jokes. He turns around and continues speaking while Barr is laughing his ass off

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Spezdrinksassjuice 15 points ago

She was explaining that she hasn't been there the past couple days and that's because on Saturday she had a low grade fever....and after she said she had a low grade fever, POTUS raised his hands and walked away saying "uh oh" ...like saying "don't get me sick" with his body language.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 6 points ago

Lol yeah I can read that coming from him. Love the end where Trump was like "ARGH!" Thanks, btw!

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practicalize 14 points ago

Just someone on Trump’s staff was standing next to him on stage, talking to the press. She tells them , “This weekend, I had a low-grade fever.” And POTUS holds up his hands, turns around, and walks off the stage. Presidential social distancing.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 6 points ago

Lol thanks!

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Pedeville 5 points ago

Everyone overreacting and saying she's trying to kill him, watch the whole video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uwNztX1Q1yw&feature=youtu.be

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MakeAmericaGreat9 5 points ago

Watched it live. Laughed my ass off.

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cbonez416 5 points ago

Haha idk man . We are doomed

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Trump2k 4 points ago

He's a natural born comedian - his comedy timing is always impeccable

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Luvmyhub75 4 points ago

Omg that’s hilarious

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DarkRiver 3 points ago

Trump forever hahahahaha. No brakes

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TrumpTrainBot 3 points ago

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago

I love you bot, will you marry me?

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IvIA6A 3 points ago

What a great jokester. This is the funniest president we've ever had.

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BonerDonor 3 points ago

The way he looks at the camera like "you fucking serious?" before she says what he thinks she's going to say... LMAO

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pepe_lives_matter 3 points ago

NIMBLE NAVIGATOR

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IndustrialRevolution 3 points ago

Mad lad

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MondayCoupleIsDead 3 points ago

And right on cue fake outrage is heard from butthurt lefties around the globe. These people need to lighten up.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago

First, God bless us bless this man! I love his sense of humor!!

Second, she should know better - he shouldn’t be standing there!!

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Liberal_gun_guy 3 points ago

Haaaaahahahahahahaha, fuck me if that’s not funny

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UndeadRevolver 3 points ago

Ten bucks he ripped someone's ass for carelessly putting this sick bitch up by him. Not just for the health risk but because it gave the media assholes something to rant about.

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ENVYNITAZ 3 points ago

REEEEEEEEEEALITY!!!!!!!

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BrianSolo 3 points ago

I love this man

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FUCHINA 3 points ago

This guy gets it

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago

Who's that fat useless fuck in the glasses next to Trump .. and wtf is he doing there? Doesn't that fatass have a job to do somewhere?

Standing around just sucking the boss' ass? Sounds about right.

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warlord1 3 points ago

Hmm. U need to learn how to express ur feelings fren

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Malsikcuf 2 points ago

That’s Jeff Sessions, I think. Former mob boss in Scranton, PA until he found his true love of unlimited day-old donuts at the breakfast bar in the Clinton admin DOJ. Never looked back since.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago

Assassination attempt? Why in TF if she knew she was sick would she be near Trump? And what in TF is the deal with Barr being so close to the President late last and this week? But watching Trump so nope...was pretty funny.

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DickTick 2 points ago

This is the dumbest thing I've read all day.

It was a joke. You can tell it was a joke by the fact that both Trump and Bill Barr are laughing their asses off afterwards...

how are you going to attempt to assassinate a very healthy man with a flu-like virus?

Smh....

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habanero 2 points ago

Comrade Xi would be like: "Off to Gulag you go".

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Satellite 2 points ago

Hashtag walk away

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Grilledpepe 1 point ago

Shes definitely fired

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Usadave85 1 point ago

You had a fever and decided it was not only okay to go to a crowded place during a pandemic, but also to stand three feet from a 73 year old President?

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Skippy_theSwampBeast 1 point ago

Based and redpilled

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Jam_redwhiteblue_ 1 point ago

Damn,what a great reaction he had!

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pursuitoftruth1776 1 point ago

Nice Flair.

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Brethern123 1 point ago

Amazing

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JamesSunderland 1 point ago

LOL