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BonerDonor 42 points ago

"Don't believe anything the President says"

You ate fish tank cleaner you fucking retards, and you weren't even sick to begin with.

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago

She will sue their asses off, and she might win. There was an Australian news article that just about almost practically straight up said, "The President says to drink fish tank cleaner"

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DankoJones84 5 points ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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SD_Pede 22 points ago

Yahoo is deep state.

Didn't you read the FISA warrants? How Comey leaked dossier to Michael Isakoff, then used Isakoff's Yahoo news story to corroborate the info to the FISA court?

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AbrahamLincoln 6 points ago

Any court that accepts yahoo articles as evidence should be shut down immediately.

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TheMagaMan 1 point ago

And deep state is China

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residue69 16 points ago

I'm fully convinced his wife killed him on purpose at this point.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 15 points ago

Me too. I read in another post that it was her idea to do this and she talked her husband into it.

She needs to be charged with manslaughter, at the very least.

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scorpio_2049 4 points ago

Can you imagine the headlines if that actually turns out to be the case?

Me neither. That would go against the MSM narrative.

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Hlodvigovich915 14 points ago

Trump: drinking water is safe. Some moron: drinks 2 gallons in one sitting and dies. The media: it's Trump's fault!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 14 points ago

I don't remember the President saying to raid your pantry for fish tank cleaner and take a heaping teaspoonful to protect yourself from the Chinese virus.

These people are both idiots and liars and I find it impossible to pity them.

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rooftoptendie 1 point ago

im on the fence. I saw a few of the headlines that came out about the fish tank cleaner, and they are so badly phrased, I think they may be partly responsible.

I think if stupid people are coddled, then stupid people will breed when if left to nature, they wouldn't otherwise. BUT. As a christian, I see that every family has a simpleton in it or two. And if the simpleton is your family's simpleton, you try to do as best you can to please God and be as a shepherd to your brothers and sisters.

I think media bears some responsibility for this. As people who publish, they are supposed to know that your audience is bound to contain a share of simpletons. There is a responsibility for, say Vogue Magazine not to print a story that says "Add arsenic to your breakfast cereal for all day metabolism boost!"

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MlazedBayhem 8 points ago

Fear mongering fake news like this is the only thing keeping Yahoo on the internet. When people wake up Yahoo will be able to make more money selling tank cleaner for its intended purpose.

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BoughtByBloomberg 8 points ago

Don't believe anything the president says! I am stupid enough to drink aquarium tank cleaner so you can trust my opinion!

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago

Eating toxic cleaning chemicals is bad for you? Fucking shocker.

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BigIslandFrog 5 points ago

I don't understand the thread title.

The couple DID take an AQUARIUM product which contains chloroquine (to kill certain parasites). What is the bullshit? Chloroquine can be in 2 things for different purposes.

You can sanitize a gallon of water with 8 drops of bleach, but drinking bleach will kill you.

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OneOfMany_MAGA 3 points ago

I don't know why this is shocking.

They knew is was fake news when they first published it.

They still know it's fake news and they are continuing to promote it.

This is what they do. Liars lie, deceivers deceive.

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OldSchool 1 point ago

How is this any different to eating tide pods or drinking bleach?

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VivaElEmperadorDios 1 point ago

She poisoned her husband so she could make the president look bad. Bank on it.

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eternal_dance 1 point ago

I knew there was something fishy about their reporting

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TheMagaMan 1 point ago

There is a somewhat more virulent cold going around this year. everything above and beyond that fact is Chinese propoganda. Period

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BasedMedicalDoctor 8 points ago

Lmao what the fuck are you talking about

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