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TenFeetHigher 25 points ago

Can anyone imagine Killary or JoePedo lasting that long at a presser?

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Joesf23 14 points ago

Joepedo would just wonder off the podium in the middle of a softball question and his wife would have to pull him back on

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Pats5x 1 point ago

As he sucks her finger and she caresses his leg hair....sorry....

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txladyvoter 10 points ago

Colleague about FL should Gov DeSantis have closed all beaches in his state? It's call. On beaches you do have a lot of room on beaches. It's just a decisoin that he made originally refined it done something a lot of people agree with what he's done. He cares so much about HC & RX drugs. FL is very happy with him. Very interesting issue. Lot of open spaces there. Rather than relying on social distancing they'll do that one a different way. When we make our decision things will be opened up.

We'll see you tomorrow some time. Thank you all very much. Appreciate it.

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SuckMyCuckSpez 3 points ago

Perhaps virus wind travel is a concern

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myvoicecountsonce 1 point ago

I know someone in the front lines in a beach city. People who have gotten it have been mostly male, travelers, and active partyers. Cruise ship people which pretty much classifies anyone as a traveling partyer. Open air environments like a beach or outside market are much safer than super markets, and much different than night clubs.

That doesn't mean idiots playing basketball or soccer, or groups of kids playing flipcup is safe

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txladyvoter 10 points ago

Are their words you regret? I'm not looking back I look forward. I'm a forward thinker. No I think we've handled it very well. Amer public thinks we've handled it well. I'm not interested in myself but in the Amer people. Faster we get it going those stores middle big biz open up. We'll get it going very fast. As soon as we say let's go it's gonna be pretty soon sooner than people think. At same time have country go up like a rocket ship economically.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago

Who's going to hold treasury accountable?

You need that for all these companies which might not be companies any more. A good thing for country. Deals w/b made talking to some of gr8 people in hist of Wall St. Stock for Amer take back stock & keep those co healthy. Make incred deals for country so that # will increase exponentially.

This? is for lack of oversight.

I'll be the oversight. We're gonna make good deals. The companies are willing to do better than that. A couple were troubled before they came in. These companies are thru no fault of there own had difficulty. 2 wks ago most solid bonds. Now becuz closed up. You need something to keep them going. That $ not wasted. It will keep these gr8 engines of jobs & ingenuity. 1 or 2 more & we'll go.

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txladyvoter 8 points ago

You're confident you're going to get a good deal. I think dems want a good deal.We want a deal. GOP wants a deal. I really believe dems want to make a deal but they ahve to stop asking for things that bear no relationship to things that we are talking about.

Will you extend this this to Pelosi & invite her for signing?

Let's see what happens. I think we're very close. Be nice if you were just exhausted. There's always hands up. Maybe one of those ? is gr8 & unique. I want what's good for the country.

You & VP tested for virus. Mrs. Pence. Has 1st lady been tested. She's gr8 she's fine negative.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago

Strength of $. Should we address that? Good some ways, tough harder on trade. Caterpillar to sell tractors in some places. It sounds good. Makes trade much tougher. Our $ has been strong against other currencies makes trading more difficult.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago

That's primarily FEMA & Army Corps of Engineers.

Some things unacceptable. Bad for country. What provisions would you absolutely not support.

A lot of provisions that they wanted like stock buybacks. I want them spending $ on airplanes. I'm all for that. Many GOP are for it. Many dems are for it.

At least 3000 per family of 4. Correct? Which is bold. If this continued we'd have to build this up. We were talking 400 and 600. As of this moment 3,000 for fam of 4.

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txladyvoter 3 points ago

Secty Mnuchin on deal last nite? We had a deal last nite phenomenal for workers. I was pretty sure we had a deal last nite? I would ahve told you we had a deal. then it changed. Unacceptable would have been bad for our country. Asking for things not good no relationship. We can't play that game. Dems do want to make a deal. But Jeff I thought we had a deal last nite.

Further stimulus? Can you work with Spk Pelosi?

I'll work w anybody if I feel I'm gonna help the Amer people & Amer worker.

Some states have shortages to process the tests?

YOu just saw Admiral & FEMA people. We're bldg hosp in NY & CA WA NJ. I just made a commitment to Phil we'll help him out in NJ. Gr8 state. So we're doing a gr8 job. Govs are on front line they can do some of it themselves. Gov Cuomo worked w me on hosp & med ctrs. We have it all laid out Javitz Ctr other locations. Gr8 plan. FEMA & Army Corp of Engineers involved. We're bldg a wall even more important than ever b4 on southern border. Working with Army Corps of Engineers & I know that biz very well. Beyond states I mentioned Ron DeSantis in FL McMaster in SC a little bit of a breakout. Working with many govs & states.

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txladyvoter 6 points ago

That keeps reducing the number. That's a big factor. When we were hearing 3, 4, and we thought it was 5%. Getting a lot of bad numbers. I wish China could have todl us about it a little bit sooner. I think we're very substantially under 1%. It's still terrible. Whole concept of death is terrible but different if under 1, 4, 5%.

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txladyvoter 5 points ago

Next week will you follow the advice of doctors Birx & Fauci?

I'll be listening to them.

If you lift restrictions too quickly? How can you be sure that's not gonna happen?

We have 2 powerful alternatives. 1 of things Life is fragile. Economies is fragile. Mortality rate John. When we first started nobody knew anything. We were hearing 5% astronomical # when flu is between .1, .2 and .3. Now less than one. Not including exercise of many who don't report.

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txladyvoter 5 points ago

You would have a hard time saying he is not transparent. Some ? gr8. You bring up problems people didn't know existed.

Coordinating with G7 leaders on response? Yes. Very closely aligned.

VP self swab test. Which day where going? FDA just announced that decision. My understanding is now going to market. I'll have a good estimate on timeline. We're pretty sure we set a record 62 days to be in phase I critical trials actually in today. New approval study done by United Health Group self-collected nasal swabs. Thru FEMA to distribute those methods & swabs. Get those into vast array of labs.

Big difference as opposed to current process which is not pleasant.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago

China has stepped up ag purchases &other purchases. We're happy about that. I'm stding here with our VP trying to let you ask anything you want having to do w subject. I don't want to stand here for 2 hrs & do this. I call it get it out of your system. It's important to know. We don't want to answer 2 ? and leave. Gives country confidence. We're all gaining knowledge. I want to stay here sometimes for 2 hours.

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago

Thanks for the text version, Pede! I’m laying next to a napping person, and that text helped a brother out 🤝

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txladyvoter 2 points ago

Awwww! So great to hear!

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Pomilui 17 points ago

HOORAY! IT'S OVER! 2 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES OF FUN! 50 MINUTES OF CORONA INFO AND 85 MINUTES OF PRESSTITUTE BEATING

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PelosisCrank 11 points ago

CNN: “racist Trump refuses to call virus Chinese”

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Mark-McAwesome 7 points ago

Was going to ask if anyone else caught that he stopped saying China Virus... at one point he said “where ever it came from”

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago

I noticed immediately. Wondered if he was baiting the press.

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txladyvoter 6 points ago

VP where is Secy of Edu. Why isn't she here today? I spoke to her today. She will be at podium very soon. Dept of Ed has created easy waiver application for every day wanting to be excused from natl std testing. Distance learning. Accrediation process. Loosened rules around distance learning. Many colleges & univ embracing that. Dept of Ed setting up website & best practices for K-12 distance learning. State of FL & NH setting pace. My wife is an elementary teacher. Challenges for younger kids. Make practices available. She'll be coming & making a presentation on that. AS Pres & Dr Birx said lots of kids out of school & college & univ like my daughter grad school dismised of what remains. I'll have her here this week. Given issues dealing with today it might be just as timely in a few days. W regard to guidance the COVID task force reviewing recommendations from CDC & Homeland Sec as recom of approval. Critic infrastructure LE crit transporation. You can go to def of critc infrastructure. Stay home from work except for people working in critical infrastructure. How people who came into contact with test positive to return to work wear a mask but otherwise go back to business. Should have that b4 pres & publlic tomorrow.

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OkieCowboy 9 points ago

I love this Man!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 17 points ago

Wow, that was a long presser today. This post was hoppin'! Look at all the comments.

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Pomilui 6 points ago

Is it over?...

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago

I was watching the fOX 10 Phoenix feed and the press conference ended about 10 minutes ago or so.

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Djt2029 15 points ago

We have the best president

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45IsNumberOne 8 points ago

did you fire up the Biden presser from today by accident?

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago

I assume they're talking about the idiots in the press.

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45IsNumberOne 6 points ago

oh that goes without saying then

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HeavyVetting 6 points ago

I've watched too many of these, I think I've forgotten what it's like for the press to actually ask intelligent and important questions.

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highenergywinning 9 points ago

are they still whining and screetching? I couldnt listen anymore had to go work out

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Bidensdementia 23 points ago

What part do these reporters NOT understand about having governors take care of their own states? It sounds like they really want a king

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago

All hail King Schumer, and his little henchmen Paul Ryan and Adam Schiff.

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Pomilui 8 points ago

Why can't you overrule our governors in shutting down our lives?

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txladyvoter 15 points ago

I am happy with Fed. I am happy with him. He's caught up & done the right thing. We will be rewareded becuz of his decision. I called him today & said Jerome good job. He was a little bit slower than I would have liked. I called Jerome Powell & said I was really proud of him. He's not finished. He has other arrows in the quiver. He has plenty of arrows. I'm very happy.

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JoeBidenIsAPeD0 4 points ago

It's time to stop

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Texas12jordan 10 points ago

Had to ask about the dollar didn't you chuckle

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magaorg 16 points ago

Trump really is Presidential. Based off how he is treated, he is in comparison very kind to the media.

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magabirdlady 4 points ago

Yeah Obi would get anal with them.

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shipoutofdanger 22 points ago

NOT A SINGLE WORTHWHILE QUESTION WAS ASKED

prove me wrong.

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ElectricChad 16 points ago

Do you regret calling it the Chinese Flu? No I don't look back. Next.

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ArchieInTheBunker 25 points ago

GEOTUS missed a golden opportunity: "look, the other candidate for Florida governor overdosed on meth in a gay orgy during social distancing. That's not social distancing, that's like, the opposite in many respects."

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SD_Pede 7 points ago

Perfect. Dan, are you here? Get this to GEOTUS!

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SD_Pede 16 points ago

Best POTUS ever.

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spec17 13 points ago

PRESIDENTIAL

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its_three_oclock 17 points ago

“The whole concept of the beach” lmfao

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patslimmy1 12 points ago

PENCE SHOW THE PLAN

** FUCK

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txladyvoter 12 points ago

Who are you listening to? Where is the brain trust? Friends and enemies. It's been a good world. They're tough & smart. Our gr8 VP. I'll be listening to him. He's headed up the task force brilliantly good & soothing. I mean that in the most positive way. There's a solidity of Mike that you don't find in many people. Amer public has confidence in him. His advice is very important. He was gr8 gov in IN.

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Staatssicherheit 15 points ago

Do you regret asking a stupid question?

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KekistanPM 15 points ago

Trump should have said "What is your colleagues name?...Since you keep asking me for names, I'm going to ask you all back."

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Pomilui 7 points ago

Is your collegue's name SHAMALAMA CUCKFUCK?

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txladyvoter 14 points ago

Open back up the ACA exhcanges.

We'll see what happens.

Future models. Dr. Fauci is at task force mtg. Does he agree with you?

He doesn't not agree.

Rebldg fine tuned machine. This horrible virus came from wherever. I like Dr. Fauci a lot. We'll be discussing dates & times with him. We're talking about not abbreviated but not doing too long after 14-15 days. It'll make a lot of co & workers happen.

Will you take Dr. Fauci's recommendation on him. I'll be listening to him Deborah. A lot of people who are very good at this. Ultimately a balancing act. We can do 2 things at one time. We have incredible country. Life & death.

Social distancing. You mentioned one of our come down. Even if someone comes down. Will you keep this room open? This room is very convenient. I never evn thought of closing it. Can you give me a good reason to close It?

I don't want to make commitments like that. I never really thought of that. We need a larger room. We need a larger room. It's not something that is really on my mind.

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Aenima1 2 points ago

Are you nuts?

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txladyvoter 1 point ago

Don't understand the question.

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patslimmy1 3 points ago

Rebldg fine tuned machine.

Are you voice typing this stuff out?

Thanks for the posts either way.

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txladyvoter 9 points ago

Not doing voice recognition. I am the recognition. I am physically typing on the keyboard editing in my brain and slamming those keys. I'm listening to OANN and when I get too far behind stop the tape (I know--pause the dVR and not the dictaphone of my past LOL) and rewind to pick it back up.

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dandylionsummer 3 points ago

Thank You for doing this!

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txladyvoter 2 points ago

All for the glory of GEOTUS (and the US at the end of the term)!

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txladyvoter 2 points ago

You are very welcome. :-)

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 20 points ago

Omg. These fags are now asking questions for their friends?

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Aenima1 3 points ago

How are you typing so fast. I need to practice

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g0rdy 9 points ago

No proxy questions for pussies !!

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago

I wish he'd just be like "Your friend is a moron and should not be allowed back here. Next question."

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Shitlordstarklefevre 10 points ago

Hammer on China until they finalize purchases on large amount agricultural products lol nice

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Centipedeboy 12 points ago

NO REGRETS

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SD_Pede 6 points ago

Goes good with no brakes.

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TrumpTrainBot 4 points ago

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,549,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.72 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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sickofaltspin 7 points ago

Ugh... that's going to get cut to shit and played on a loop for the next week.

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Centipedeboy 7 points ago

What is????

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Cup_O_Covfefe 6 points ago

I'm guessing the first lady question. He hesitated a few times. Easy to edit those into longer pauses and spin a tabloid story "Was Trump covering up Melania testing postiive?"

Oooooh.......suddenly the media is searching out Melania to see where she is. They've never paid attention to her before.

That could be genius!!

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OneOfMany_MAGA 8 points ago

He paused because it is her personal medical info and he knew they would talk shit about the first family getting tests that others don’t.

Tough shit. These people are important for directing the response. If the first lady gets the virus, she could pass it to the president so testing her is totally valid.

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sickofaltspin 5 points ago

He said "I'll be the oversight" when she asked would provide oversight for the bailout money.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 2 points ago

I'll bet that's scary and frustrating for politicians who're hoping to line their pockets with tax dollars -- again.

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Returningtogod 11 points ago

That chick on the right needs to stop interrupting the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

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Woohan 17 points ago

Daddy: I'll be the oversight. (Mic drop)

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Centipedeboy 9 points ago

Joe Biden’s leg hair would be totally blonde by now

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AbrahamLincoln 16 points ago

Melania has been tested. Results: She is great. Didn't really need a test to tell us that.

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oilybohunkofshit 8 points ago

This finding dory looking cunt sucks ass. Such disrespect!

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pelosis_liver 11 points ago

So the Russia stuff really pissed me off, the FBI’s illegal spying really pissed me off, NK WWIII pissed me off, Iran WWIII pissed me off, Kavanaugh hearings really pissed me off, impeachment really pissed me off. The Dems trying to load up on pork over this really pisses me off. This hysteria really really really pisses me off.

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Returningtogod 10 points ago

What pisses me off the most through all of this is that NO ONE ever seems to get punished for their treasonous acts.

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ArchieInTheBunker 13 points ago

Is this approaching a record in terms of length and girth of a presidential press conference?

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Cup_O_Covfefe 6 points ago

Since some networks aren't carrying it anymore he could try to push them to absurd lengths to force coverage.

Impressive lengths, you could say. Very wonderful lengths.

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MAGAkarp 7 points ago

Gonna need a bigger room to handle it. Gonna need more chairs, too.

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ArchieInTheBunker 3 points ago

Is....is he.....is he turning the press room into a MAGA rally substitute? 😃

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tiamat 11 points ago

Ill be the oversight - alpha

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FireKetchup 10 points ago

She’s great. 👌

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magaorg 21 points ago

Q: First Lady tested?

Trump: She's fine!

Yes she is!

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TrudopesEyebrow 11 points ago

I’d say she’s a 10

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oilybohunkofshit 21 points ago

Now I know that you, Mr and Mrs Pence have tested negatively - but is there any chance you'll get killed from your wife?

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mong04 24 points ago

Trump right now like "Don't fucking ask about my wife"

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FuckThoseBatEaters 1 point ago

Do you have timestamp on that? I want to hear what they said about his wife?

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mong04 1 point ago

I don't, but it was a question about Melania being tested for Coronavirus. Went something like "We know you've been tested, but, but what about the First Lady? Has she been tested?"

Trump had this look on his face like he really had to contain his anger and just said "Yes"

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FuckThoseBatEaters 2 points ago

Do you have timestamp on that? I want to hear what they said about his wife?

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FuckThoseBatEaters 2 points ago

Dang I want to see that. Do you remember what the reporter looked like? Color shirt or hair? If not it's ok but just wondering!

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uzi5v2 8 points ago

It seemed like he had to actively contain his anger on that one. There’s some lines you just don’t cross with a man and his wife should be one of those.

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FuckThoseBatEaters 1 point ago

Do you have timestamp on that? I want to hear what they said about his wife?

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mercynurse 20 points ago

Presstitutes have growing concern that America will not crash

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mercynurse 10 points ago

Presstitutes have growing concern that America will not crash

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KekistanPM 17 points ago

Was that reporting pausing like she was in shock and disappointment that FLOTUS is negative?!?

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Centipedeboy 10 points ago

If he talks long enough he just might get these reporters to begin respecting him on some level. I doubt it. But just maybe.

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Cup_O_Covfefe 7 points ago

If he starts setting massive records....like, hours, they will be forced to report on that and there's no way to spin that badly.

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lefty295 5 points ago

Don't underestimate them. I could totally see an article like "why is trump spending hours talking to the press in the middle of a crisis".

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ElectricChad 10 points ago

Has the First Lady been tested? REEEEEEee.

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Returningtogod 8 points ago

Citizens? Citizens ONLY??!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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xela2004 10 points ago

How do they say that he isn’t presidential? I somehow feel safer cuz he is in charge

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rubberbiscuit 13 points ago

"Melania is great. She is fine." Never has a truer statement been made.

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txladyvoter 6 points ago

Pres. When somebody very sick go to hosp doc. Live or don't live. When people who didn't think they had it--all of those people beyond vast majority they are not reporting. People sick are going to a doc or someplace. People just short of that many don't even know that they have it. So you are building up # of cases yet you don't know how many. What you do know is how are really sick. Doc reporting it.

That's how your ? of antibody test is so important.

Mr. Pres. Keep these guidelines? Deaths? Suicide? Depression?

Pres: People suffering massive depression they had a fantastic job. Here's good news. If bill passed we'll take good care of those people. I'm talking about people suffer m assive depression suffer suicide. In addition economic recovery. Longer you stay out longer it takes to recover. I think recovery will be quick. Bill should pass. Take care of companies who pay those workers. Help those companies over rough patch. I'd like to be able to bounce back to where we were. I'm saying that what's happening & the cure could be worse than prob itself. We've learned so much. We can't let this continue to go on. We're mtg with docs Fauci Birx & others we've started discussion. I can say like we're all students learning this together. Learned a lot. This is really a life's work. We'll come up with a date. We'll do 2 things. We'll be so vigilant. Ad nauseum.

TU Deb one more ? Come on they won't let you go.

1 wk left to go. Doesn't talk of reopening undermine that? Why would anyone today should still social distance?

Reinforces them to do good work for next wahtever days weeks in the future cuz it says to them we're looking at the selflessness to say home with your ability to stay with children stay home from rest protect gr8 generation. All of us made sacrifices. I haven't seen my grandchildren in 3 wks. We're asking every Amer to make these personal sacrifices for next week so we can evaluate the impact of that sacrifice. It strengthens the will power.

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stjimmy92 17 points ago

Is it just me or are the reporters starting to take his point about the economy more seriously now?

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Mother_of_gains 5 points ago

Most people don't understand just how close to the bone small businesses run. Like, they can't afford to just close up shop for three months. It's just starting to Dawn on the normies how insane a multi month shutdown would be.

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Djt2029 3 points ago

Anyone w half a brain should’ve understood this day 1. Virus is an overhyped joke.

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RalphWaldoWiggum 7 points ago

They're starting to realize that journalists are just as dispensable as janitors.

They need to squinch their eyes, but they're almost seeing the writing on the wall.

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patslimmy1 7 points ago

Who let this guy out of the institution?

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KekistanPM 9 points ago

Mr. President we need you to make Speaker Pelosi look good.

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patriotX 12 points ago

2 hour press conference. Trump is a blessing.

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honeymussie 8 points ago

It's literally just him and the reporters right now, he let the others get back to work, it's amazing.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 7 points ago

Light these Democrat cocksuckers up.

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_Cabal_ 8 points ago

Start kneecapping dems in Congress until they sign a deal

Easy peasy

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g0rdy 5 points ago

Signing Smackdown cuck

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ElectricChad 5 points ago

It would be foolish for Dems to not make a deal.

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RalphWaldoWiggum 10 points ago

The dollar's too strong!

Reporter: how do we stop America from being too great.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago

Strong dollar encourages importing, so it's not that great. Buy American!

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RalphWaldoWiggum 1 point ago

Very true. The dollar is going up because we're the only country the rest of the world is counting on to pull them out of this crisis.

A strong dollar means cheap oil, which means lots of economic output when this craziness is over.

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stjdalen 23 points ago

The Madman is trying to wear out the Fake News. Soon they will be begging him not to have briefings, they know they are in for 2 hours

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Warren_Puffitt 6 points ago

1 to 2 hours waiting in the little stuffy room (ventilation switched off), followed by a lengthy, drawn out presser, with thrashings applied to entire room (except OAN and FOX) whenever the random upstart throws a turd at him. The frequency and offensive strength of those turds should subside with this course of action. Initially however, the purpose of this effort is to bend the curve and flatten the hump. If that can be achieved, then we will be better equipped to stamp out those press turds altogether.

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honeymussie 5 points ago

He's still going strong and I bet those soyboys are low on energy and have to pee

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Centipedeboy 23 points ago

Joe Biden would have fallen over by now.

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Centipedeboy 18 points ago

Joe Biden’s eye would be fully filled with blood by now.

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Ithrowawaay 8 points ago

Pushups, LETS GO.

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_Cabal_ 17 points ago

Only provisions that directly have to do with the purpose of the stimulus should be in the bill

This should be the case for all legislation

End this pork barrel bloated bullshit that produces nothing but shit legislation

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dontbanus 3 points ago

I could not agree more.

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Ithrowawaay 21 points ago

This woman is from NPR, shocker.

Tax dollars at work.

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SarafanAtreides 17 points ago

The same dumb fucking questions every day. These people are insufferable hyena's. Trump could do everything 100% correct and they wouldn't credit him or have the common fucking decency to say "thank you". Insufferable

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SD_Pede 8 points ago

Hahaha "You know we're building a wall...."

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 10 points ago

FREE ADVICE FROM THE DEMOCRATS

@AOC

The 1st of the month is coming up.

One thing that you can do right now if you’ve been financially impacted is call ALL your bill providers & ask to defer your April payment.

Phone bill, mortgage, credit cards, student loans - many are doing so, but you must contact them.

5:15 PM · Mar 23, 2020

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RalphWaldoWiggum 8 points ago

150 Miles of wall!

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Returningtogod 8 points ago

Haha - an opening to talk about the wall!

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DapperDan 26 points ago

He's doing 2 hours a night. Biden couldn't handle a half hour press conference once a week.

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stjdalen 6 points ago

Biden does seven minutes max and without taking questions

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YuugeNews 2 points ago

Mr Biden, I knew Ripley, and you're no Ripley...

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AbrahamLincoln 15 points ago

Biden could barely handle a two-minute video filmed at his own house.

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lateralus 6 points ago

And he couldn't even rerecord it after he fucked it up

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tiamat 19 points ago

I dunno how he stays so calm talking to these abject retards

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SD_Pede 15 points ago

This girl reporter that just asked what we're doing is the dumbest of the dumbest.

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g0rdy 14 points ago

Someone wake up Soros we’ve run out of questions

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lefty295 12 points ago

Weird how they don't want the wall torn down now...

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Teddy_Schmoozevelt 4 points ago

Nah, I still hear leftists screeching about how focusing any attention at all on the southern border is racist.

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mightyclaw 15 points ago

He brings experts up to speak about the steps being taken, they go into great detail on all of the various actions and provisions, and then an hour later some dumb walking hairstyle asks him something that was extensively covered by the experts.

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MI_MAGA 8 points ago

BUILD THE WALL == SECURE OUR BORDERS

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oilybohunkofshit 10 points ago

"We want communism" - The Reporters

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HeavyVetting 18 points ago

"What are they doing to get states what they need?" They ask this every damn day. We're still waiting on Pelosi to stop blocking the funding.

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findthewarmspot 5 points ago

Asked and answered, fake news media.

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Ithrowawaay 17 points ago

This is why he’s not dragging his balls across Pelosi’s face. Bigger fish to fry than partisan bullshit- and the nation is watching.

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Pomilui 7 points ago

Agreed. Have some rope to hang yourself, Nan.

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago

They want to bait him into a partisan fight but he's trying to take the high road here. Hope the dems end up looking like the selfish assholes they are.

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rubberbiscuit 10 points ago

This dumb bimbo hasn't been paying any attention at all for the last 2 hours!!!

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ElectricChad 8 points ago

He'll work with the devil meaning Pelosi.

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Bidensdementia 12 points ago

He should have said "because his lung has been damaged by a deranged leftist so he is considered to be in the dangerous group"

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CarpenterRichard 4 points ago

This ☝!

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Bidensdementia 9 points ago

Burn Pelosi down.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 7 points ago

Bill Clinton offers self-swabbing classes to neighborhood females

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YuugeNews 2 points ago

Ah say, have yew had it in yowah nose befowah?

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ElectricChad 8 points ago

Smack down the dems. They don't care about the workers.

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AmazingAlphonseA 5 points ago

Ain't amazing that Republicans and Progressives are on the same page but the Dems are missing?

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txladyvoter 11 points ago

Whole key is not just hosp care but preventing them from going into hospital so not infected.

Pres Lower than orign thought.

Birx: A tyranny of averages missing 50-60% of data. No one testing this much. That should not be reassuring becuz death rates escalate with age & preexisting. Altho may be very low under 40 50 70 there is an inflection curve. Avg age in Italy mid-80's.

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spec17 3 points ago

Exactly the rates we’re seeing is a percent of a percent of a percent.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago

Thank you!

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spec17 2 points ago

Engineer says your welcome!🤓

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AmazingAlphonseA 4 points ago

Oh Pelosi-bashing time!

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_Cabal_ 8 points ago

CNN: "Trump says 'death is terrible,' but here's why that's wrong and racist"

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago

Yes, please bring up the senate deal so Trump can rip the dems a new one.

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Staatssicherheit 6 points ago

The retards are asking the same questions over and over again now.

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MAGAkarp 7 points ago

"The whole concept of death is terrible." I FUCKING FELT THAT!!

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g0rdy 5 points ago

Most transparent ever and educating everyone on governments’ sausage making

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Centipedeboy 9 points ago

Can you imagine Biden standing up here for 3 nearly hours???? How does he have this energy?!?!?!?!?! 🐉

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago

Look, fat. I got hairy legs. I'll take those dog-faced pony roaches behind the gym where the hairs turn blonde.

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NeoPepe 6 points ago

I want to hear Biden say the name Hydroxychloroquine XD

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YuugeNews 4 points ago

Back in the day all the fast kids called it Oxy 10, it was great for acne and kept your legs smooth and clear, ready for sensuous hair strokin'. Now poor folks and white folks shoot it up, it's a problem, not gonna lie, but Hunter says there's nothing better for getting ripped off your tits...

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MAGAkarp 4 points ago

"Listen, fat, I don't need to pronounce it because I have hairy legs. You wanna mess with Corn Pop? Sit on my lap. You're full of shit. Let's do push-ups because kids play with my leg hair and I'm running for Senate. Vote for me."

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 6 points ago

LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 ISSUES STATEMENT THAT TRANSPARENCY IS TRANSPHOBIC

DEMANDS PEACHES

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago

PEACHES FOREVER

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MAGAkarp 3 points ago

WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH PEACH THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET SICK AND TIRED OF PEACHES!! IT'S TRUE. I KNOW IT. YOU KNOW IT. WE ALL KNOW IT.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 12 points ago

Same questions over and over. They WANT the economy crashed forever.

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______________drStrk 7 points ago

Bill Maher promised them blowjob

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txladyvoter 9 points ago

We're pulling data pieces. I have to see data to understand it.

Pres. Mortality rate. Was 3-4%.

Birx: Mortality rate driven by people w preexisting conditions & older. From beginning emphasis. Our focus has been on how to protect them.

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AbrahamLincoln 15 points ago

Fake news: "Will you abdicate the Presidency and appoint a doctor to make all decisions for you??"

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lateralus 3 points ago

Seriously, these reporters are galactically stupid

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Returningtogod 12 points ago

JC I can't stand that chick back left that keeps insisting that she must know who he listens to and whose advice he takes.

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oilybohunkofshit 11 points ago

WAIT AND FUCKING SEE. WE ARE HALF WAY THERE. WHY MAKE A DECISION WHEN YOU HAVE HALF THE FUCKING DATA? TRUMP IS AN OPTIMIST, YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS.

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Bidensdementia 12 points ago

"please listen to the doctors cause we're going to get them to say that you can't open up the country again".

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Cup_O_Covfefe 12 points ago

These fuckers are obsessed with the horrifying concept of Trump succeeding and not wrecking this economy.

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_Cabal_ 15 points ago

Lmao this bitch is still asking the same question she asked 4 times already from 30 minutes ago

You are literal shit

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Juniorcaramel 2 points ago

I would eat her ass though. And I think the president would too!! (Only reason he goes to her )

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lateralus 4 points ago

You have seen the president's wife though, right?

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honeymussie 5 points ago

Hey hey social distancing kiddo

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Cmchn 2 points ago

This isn't New York.

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lateralus 10 points ago

No, you idiot. Doctors do not fucking set policy!

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xmetalgod 6 points ago

Ya John, you fuckin cuck

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txladyvoter 7 points ago

Will people be allowed to sit next to each other again in a room of people? Pres.

This is way we set up every clinic in world when we are worried about TB and TB transmission - Dr. Birx.

Measures UK put into places. Germany crwds of less than 2 people except for families. Does that inform your thinking. Pres & VP have asked us to look at every single scenario in every single country becuz more data more decisions can be data informed. Italy waited until March 7 b4 actually going into that method for 1st time their mortality rates. Things they did 2-3 wks ago had impact. Very careful data in US. Where virus is attack rate moved out of confimed geography. A lot of data.

Just a wk ago UK had different approach. I haven't looked at data that informed that or in Germany.

Do you agree with Pres push to reopen country?

What Pres has asked us to do is assemble & give him best recommendation. That's what we will be doing this week. We were going to have to do it this week anyway cuz we have to make a decision next Monday. Consistent with our mandate give our opinion backed up by data.

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SD_Pede 4 points ago

Self-swabbing to save the planet.

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago

It's also effective in preventing venereal disease.

[I'll just show myself out now.]

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honeymussie 4 points ago

I think her point was if he practiced proper social distancing the risk of him infecting collegues would be very low. Since it's asympomatic in many people that's the whole point of these guidelines, to keep people from spreading it before they know they have it. The senate is also filled with many high risk people since they're all so old, so it's not representative of the general public. It's like a nursing home (kek) more precautions need to be taken around high risk people in particular.

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patslimmy1 8 points ago

Lady - you went from row one to the back row. Keep it up. You'll be outside next.

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pelosis_liver 7 points ago

The media doesn’t want these restrictions ever to be lifted

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findthewarmspot 6 points ago

Cuz the economy would never recover.

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findthewarmspot 7 points ago

Fauci and Birx aren’t economic gurus.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago

They're intentionally insulting Trump by acting like those two are more qualified than he is on the economy.

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lateralus 2 points ago

Nor do they care about literal death that comes from recession and depression

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magabirdlady 5 points ago

POTUS just want to stay and chat for longer..lol

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PelosisCrank 12 points ago

CNN: Trump claims invisibility as super power

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 11 points ago

Cnn: Trump tells Americans he doesn’t want to work for 2 hours

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ElectricChad 11 points ago

The most transparent president ever.

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agravain1 9 points ago

"Trump doesnt like coronavirus briefings " CNN tomorrow

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_Cabal_ 24 points ago

Trump: "I give you jokers unprecedented access for the sake of the American people and all you do is ask shit tier questions, fucking losers"

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lateralus 5 points ago

Perfect summation.

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txladyvoter 19 points ago

Dr. Birx? How confident are you on seeds started in areas.

B: We can backtrack when they got seriously ill to when they got infected. When you start seeing hosp 3-4 weeks circulating in pop. We want to applaud people who worked on this. This built on flu problem. Never thought 2 resp disesases hit at same. You could have sml cases characterized as a flu-like illness. A caution to all of us. We'll be looking at each of pandemix preparedness. Long way to say WA is ahead of NY becuz of hosp records. We will be able to get to Pres says simultaneous containing of contract tracing at same times as mitigation. Now all in mitigation. We'll get specific zip codes tracking. Making sure that what we're doing is appropriate for their own little bell shaped curve.

antibody test ruled out? Several have come to FDA. I'm interested it'll give us a retrospective where it was & who infected asympto vs mild vs bad. High titres of antibodies those can be solutions of plasmapharesis for those in need & the making of hyperimmune globulin. Knowing who they are becomes critical. I think we're a couple of weeks out. Talk to FDA. This is what saved us with strep throat swabs & flu swabs & HIV tests.

You see a lot of #'s 70% or 60% of models. The way you get to that number is you do nothing It goes thru 3 cycles. Another 2021 cycle. Anhopefully other 2022. You know we will have vaccines most likely by 2021-22 season & therapeutics in fall of next season. Focused on flattening curve this one is if virus comes back facility for treatment & vaccine etc.

Serology blood test holds promise. When will those be FDA approved. That's what she was just asking about IBG's & IGM. It would be no problem assay today. Drawing blood processing blood. running plates. We really want a finger prick type of assay. Get your IGG & IGM. That's what we're working on.

I can't answer when available cuz I have to look at each co in their development processes. some developed now in Singapore. We're looking at those. We don't want false negs or false pos.

Pres We have a lot of angry media they want one of these seats. They are keeping them empty. Will there ever be a time when these angry people who don't like you where they will be full to the brim sitting on each other's lap? Will we ever h ave that again?

Those are discussion we ahve to have in the future. Chnging our whole behavior patterns of what we touched. I worried what all I touched on Fri. Did I touch my face by accident. This awareness that we all have that we didn't have b4. Now I think all of us think twice.

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cyberpunkstreetart 1 point ago

Are you a court stenographer or something? These always amaze me haha

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txladyvoter 1 point ago

No. Court stenographers amaze the hell out of me. Don't know how they do it. Just did shorthand and typing early in my career. Later just did the typing. It keeps older brains very functional when dealing with medical & scienterrific terms & always with GEOTUS! All for GEOTUS and the US on the end of it!

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cyberpunkstreetart 2 points ago

Thank you for your service!

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txladyvoter 2 points ago

Thank YOU! My pleasure!

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Polks_Corps 10 points ago

The evil left would love nothing more to shut down the country for years.

Trump is right if we get to low economically it will take decades to get back.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago

Wee tu lo

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SD_Pede 11 points ago

What? There's instructions for each day?

What are we supposed to do on day 8!??? Post spicy memes on .win??

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YuugeNews 1 point ago

Day Nine: Brigade r/politics?

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patslimmy1 11 points ago

THERE'S THE PLAN.

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SD_Pede 18 points ago

These briefings are better than the rallies. Rallies are fun. Here GEOTUS gets to BTFO reporters one at a time. Like a sniper.

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oilybohunkofshit 21 points ago

Trump is the only mother fucker doing these daily. How dare you demand for someone to be there you fucking daft cunt.

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_Cabal_ 18 points ago

CNN: "Without evidence, Pence assumes gender of wife, alienating the transgender and polygamous community"

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KekistanPM 20 points ago

"HA! You said she would be here, but she's not!!! CHECKMATE!!! IMPEACH REEEEEE!!!!"

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Returningtogod 3 points ago

LIAR! LIAR!

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PelosisCrank 23 points ago

That skank better check that fucking tone with Papa Silver Fox

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KekistanPM 12 points ago

Florida taking the lead on distance learning? But, but that's where Florida Man lives!

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Hillarys_Diaper 9 points ago

Yeeeee hawww

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SD_Pede 19 points ago

Reporters should be made to pass licencing tests like doctors and lawyers. Never seen a dumber class of people in my life.

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BehindBrowardLines 6 points ago

Would be a very very empty room!

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago

There are qualified people but these corporate schmucks throw a fit when someone starts encroaching on their turf.

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Hillarys_Diaper 4 points ago

VP says Corona. I think GEOTUS says China Virus.

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RalphWaldoWiggum 20 points ago

I've got to say I'm sad the Trump rallies aren't happening, but this is just as good, and it's daily!

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Trumper007 6 points ago

Trump relaxes after 1st hour. Becomes much better.

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dvnielsj 31 points ago

I wonder if these reporters realize how incredibly stupid they look and sound to the world, or do they genuinely think they're smart sitting there all smug trying to "gotcha" the President over and over (failing every time)

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Walrusend 7 points ago

apparently stupid questions pay well by Soros and fake media... all dignity has been thrown out the window at this point. God bless Trump, all of these conferences keep devolving to Granddaddy' babysitting time.... yet! he'd rather have that than be told he's not being transparent.

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SD_Pede 17 points ago

Soothing Silver Fox 2024

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______________drStrk 9 points ago

Quick, someone conjure up a Pence smoothie recipe, no soy.

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OMBOMB 13 points ago

We want to beat up on the Sec. of Education, Why isn't she here? - REEEEE

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g0rdy 11 points ago

Silver and Gold

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MakeAmericaGreat9 10 points ago

Man the arrow cannons

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago

Fire for effect

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KekistanPM 22 points ago

We want names Mr. President, so we can harass them with loaded questions.

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Returningtogod 5 points ago

We want specific names, dates and numbers, so we can faux fact check and then call you a liar on every one of our faux news shows.

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lateralus 11 points ago

Exactly this.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 19 points ago

CNN: Trump announces he has computer in his head

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idsimulati0n 5 points ago

The senior "expert."

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patslimmy1 7 points ago

lol

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Staatssicherheit 11 points ago

Super Computer

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Bidensdementia 17 points ago

God I hate these people

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______________drStrk 22 points ago

If this happened in Obama's term these reporters would be fighting to suck the corona out of Baracks cock.

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ChuckedBeef 11 points ago

STFU BITCH and stop interrupting the President. Go back to turning tricks.

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MI_MAGA 13 points ago

Here is a TPP I can support - Trump Praising Pence

Well deserved and highlights the great service our VP has given our country

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Returningtogod 4 points ago

I liked the word "solidity". Good descriptive term for Pence.

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Trythisagain 8 points ago

I think President Trump is giving these dogs way too much information, they’ll find some way to use it against him tomorrow.

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Centipedeboy 7 points ago

Trump 2020, 2024, 2028

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JBlaze056 9 points ago

Our President is also very gracious.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago

I know, right? He can lay down some epic fire but instead chooses compliments for even people that he has to know are evil snakes.

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ElectricChad 6 points ago

Who are you listening too? He gets advice from all sides.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 10 points ago

Pence 2024/2028

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Upupmma 14 points ago

goldman sachs predicting a bad 2 Q?

real rocket scientists over there huh?

OBVIOUSLY it's going to be a bad 2 Q fucking nerds

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago

lol they really want this to get super bad, GEOTUS won't let that happen if there's anything he can do about it

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raybiker73 6 points ago

"Hi, I'm a board member of a Fortune 500 company and I like to hang out on Reddit and share cat pictures and Bernie stories." I have...doubts.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 4 points ago

Actual fucking retards.

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HeavyVetting 12 points ago

SOOTHING MIKE PENCE FTW

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JBlaze056 12 points ago

Well done Silver Fox

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Hombre29 10 points ago

The soothing Mike Pence :)

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NeoPepe 4 points ago

Longer conference than usual.

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Pomilui 3 points ago

It needed to end 30 minutes ago, but the presstitutes are gluttons for punishment.

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AbrahamLincoln 8 points ago

REEEEE WILL YOU KEEP THE ROOM THAT'S BEEN OPEN THE ENTIRE TIME OPEN?

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago

He keeps hinting at stronger social distancing, they're afraid they can't keep pretending to zing him with loaded questions.

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patslimmy1 5 points ago

Pence get in there and close this out with the 15 point plan. I know you can do it.

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_Cabal_ 7 points ago

Throw these fucks back out on the tarmac

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 3 points ago

From a helicopter.

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OMBOMB 6 points ago

SOOTHING MIKE

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xmetalgod 7 points ago

I don't think the gestapo interrogated people to the extent the fake news media do with President Donald J Trump, fucking unbelievable.

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Bt443407 9 points ago

The soothing silver fox baby.

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magabirdlady 3 points ago

Coming from his own brain you nitwit!!

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago

They want to know who Trump is listening to so they can start writing the smear pieces.

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mightyclaw 4 points ago

If he'd given names, the Twitter searches would have commenced immediately.

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TexasJack 14 points ago

The questions have moved into the psychodrama territory. Wrap it up.

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Cup_O_Covfefe 4 points ago

Its amazing they're still running the "Trump doesn't tell us what's going on" angle...

Has any President in history ever given the press this much access?

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PelosisCrank 8 points ago

CNN: “Trump insists media sit closer to catch Muh racist virus “

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MAGAkarp 13 points ago

It's happening!! #BUILDTHEROOMLARGER

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RalphWaldoWiggum 4 points ago

That was the funniest moment in this presser. What the hell was that reporter trying to ask?

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MAGAkarp 3 points ago

Question from Reporter Translated: "Stop mean to me......"

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AmazingAlphonseA 6 points ago

AND MAKE THE MEDIAS PAY FOR IT! :D

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MAGAkarp 5 points ago

The media is not sending their best. They're bringing Gotcha's, dumb, rhetorical, and SOME.... I assume are good questions.

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Trumper007 4 points ago

I think its in Nancy's bill

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MAGAkarp 2 points ago

I think most bars call it a "tab".

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago

Why did you allow me to attend this press briefing!

Orange man putting lives at risk because I’m an intermediate and wanted to sit up front.

This Rembrandt is 2 for 2

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Cup_O_Covfefe 12 points ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

"Will you cancel the press meetings."

"Nah, I'll make a bigger one."

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JBlaze056 5 points ago

Trump is a master

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lateralus 7 points ago

Holy fuck. That mannequin looking mother fucker is dumb as a bag of rocks.

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago

CNN: "Doing two things at a time is racist"

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KekistanPM 11 points ago

I'M A REPORTER, DAMMIT! SUMMON DR. FAUCI RIGHT NOW!!!

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JoeBidenIsAPeD0 12 points ago

DEPORT THE CUCK IN THE FRONT HOLYS HIT

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ChuckedBeef 7 points ago

He looks like he hangs out at the Weenie Hut Jr.

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______________drStrk 12 points ago

Who is the fucker in the glasses, what a dick

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago

"Please don't make us leave, Mr. President."

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mightyclaw 5 points ago

"Everybody else can continue to come in here, but you have to go out by the helicopter from now on."

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MI_MAGA 6 points ago

Media scum begging to keep their access and jobs

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_Cabal_ 8 points ago

What a faggot

Stop letting this beta speak

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Staatssicherheit 16 points ago

Doesn't fucking matter what Fauci thinks about the economy. I think he would be the first to tell you that he is a doctor and not a economist.

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highenergywinning 4 points ago

Fauci is a hillary loving obama rat

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago

Fauci is a doctor. he has zero to say about the economy

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magabirdlady 7 points ago

President is in rally mode.

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tiamat 3 points ago

Plz just such down these reporters, All they want is chaos

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Bidensdementia 7 points ago

These reporters are fucking scum

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SiBear117 8 points ago

See? The media whining about Fauci and his whereabouts proves what's been going on with him.

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ArdentGrasshopper 8 points ago

"WITH YOUR FABULOUS CHILDREN" - Dragon energy is oozing from GEOTUS onto his staff :D

Two weeks down the line, she'll be saying it even better: "with your fabulous children, and they're great, really great, best children, you know it"!

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GaiusOrangeJulius 7 points ago

Dr. Fauci is with Hunter

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OMBOMB 8 points ago

Shut up, John

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______________drStrk 6 points ago

They are literally asking why Trump is sticking to the original plan.

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Bt443407 12 points ago

Dr. Fauci does not run the country. DJT does.

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JBlaze056 6 points ago

that question gets and F-

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ChuckedBeef 16 points ago

Fucking media.. FOX and the rest just cut away for a Gavin Newsome press conference. Imagine cutting off the POTUS for a state governor.

FUCK this disgusting media machine, I want to see it all burn to the ground.

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Pomilui 6 points ago

Fox has been mostly ruined ever since the owner's kids took over. Fox Business is only slightly better

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Cup_O_Covfefe 9 points ago

UGH....these people are going to keep re-asking this same question until they get one person who slightly disagrees with Trump.

Then that quote will be in the news for a month.

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AbrahamLincoln 9 points ago

No, dipshit. Obamacare DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago

If it worked the dem candidates wouldn't all be running on "fixing healthcare."

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Hombre29 6 points ago

The virus didn't just come from wherever... it came from CHINA

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tmoney321 8 points ago

Fuck all the press with their loaded questions and ridiculous bullshit. Subhuman filth in these times. They want America to collapse. Not. Gonna. Happen.

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Iamnotademocrat 8 points ago

Why isn't that Dr, with you President Trump...does he agree with you about the economy will go up...they are HOPING WE CRASH and BURN...Hate the MEdia

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KekistanPM 17 points ago

What the hell kind of question is that? "Does the Doctor agree with you about the economy?"

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ChokingOnARedpill 8 points ago

Imagine asking if an economist agrees with you about your diagnosis.

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lateralus 6 points ago

Absolutely retarded question. I would have blown my top.

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AslanFan 8 points ago

I'm going to be so excited in the future, when those feminazi talk about "muh women", to remind them of Dr. Birx.

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HeavyVetting 13 points ago

lol "where is Dr. Fauci what did you do with him"

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txladyvoter 9 points ago

Why 2T stimulus is needed if period of weeks not months.

Virus had a big impact. Stimulus so workers can live their life. Not their fault. We're going to give a kick. A kick. Workers can get a fair start. We want to take care of sml businesses they are the engine. Big biz badly hurt also. Workers love those biz. Workers want us to help those biz. They've been paid $. Wages have gone up. Then we got caught by this sudden craziness coming into our country & all over the world. need to make sure co are strong.

GOP & dems fairly close.

Save companies shattered. Save various gr8 co in world named Boeing. They'll need some help They had some difficult b4. Boeing had obvious problem from a yr ago. On top of it, we all get hit by this. Airlines will have a problem they won't be buying from Boeing or anyone else. Cruise lines. Co like Boeing. Gr8 companiy rough period of 13 mos. I wouldn't have believed it truly one of gr8. Almost 1 pt of GDP. We have to work w them. It's a gr8 co & it produces unbelieveable #'s of jobs.

We have wonderful people. We want Bill & Admiral to start doing their job. I'll ask Mike to stay around. I'll let them go back to work.

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Staatssicherheit 7 points ago

Bless her heart. I think the reporter is retarded.

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_Cabal_ 9 points ago

Literally no one thinks the ACA would be helpful, butterball

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JBlaze056 10 points ago

Why stay for the 15 days? Because it will flatten the curve. This is has been the plane for the last 8 days 😒

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GaiusOrangeJulius 11 points ago

Deb's a rockstar

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spec17 3 points ago

Deb >>>>> midget

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Cup_O_Covfefe 9 points ago

Wow.....look at the projection.

"If Trump is optimistic I'm such an airhead that I won't do the right thing anymore."

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_Cabal_ 9 points ago

Selfish fucking presstitute preventing Doc from going back to work just to ask her cunty, stupid question that no one cares about. GFY skank.

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HeavyVetting 13 points ago

They want so bad to shut down any talk of things opening back up. They really want this to destroy the country.

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honeymussie 6 points ago

I can't believe they don't understand the ramifications of putting the country into financial ruin. They won't be very safe in DC once society breaks down and crime sky rockets.

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Returningtogod 5 points ago

Exactly what I just said. They want the economy tanked so they can blame it on GEOTUS and hope to god he doesn't get re-elected.

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Centipedeboy 16 points ago

They tried to get birx to trash him and she didn’t take he bait!

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g0rdy 8 points ago

Birx is wearing my table runner

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oilybohunkofshit 7 points ago

It's a beautiful table.

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raybiker73 3 points ago

We have the best furniture, don't we, folks?

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Joesf23 8 points ago

I was lmao when potus mentioned smart doctors wanting to shut the world down for a few years. Some of the "experts" have total tunnel vision and dont have a clue what the real world is like outside the lab and pile of charts

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Returningtogod 4 points ago

Same with the state media - they don't know what it is like to go without a paycheck, or two or three and the effect that has on people who actually work for a living and take pride in their work and their actual accomplishments.

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whocaresguy420 3 points ago

fake news brunette in the back turns me on ngl

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xmetalgod 4 points ago

She wants to go outside and smoke a camel.

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JoeBidenIsAPeD0 8 points ago

The fake confusion by these reporters just kills me

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago

But Mr. President, if we're shut down, how could we open back up? That doesn't make sense.

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underbudgetwinning10 9 points ago

fuck this beta cuck

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cccpneveragain 11 points ago

Maybe the MSM would like us to adopt the North Korean Coronavirus plan. They clearly want us to reduce virus death at any and all cost.

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GuitarsNwoodcarving 8 points ago

Cases of Coronavirus in North korea:

7am: 1

7:30am: 0

8am: 1

8:30am: 0

9am: 1

9:30am:0

...

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AmazingAlphonseA 6 points ago

Who let the cuck in?

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txladyvoter 7 points ago

We'll do both. We haven't announced a date. Shorter than news report. Everybody s/b happy w that.

What Larry Kudkow said 2day. Difficult tradeoffs. Talking about reopening bus. It is true. I didn't hear him say that. Less convenient. B4 grab handle on subway. Do all sorts of things go in gr8 bldgs. Now you're gonna have to think about doing it a different way. Many tradeoffs. It's a different life. Maybe after invisible scourge is gone. I think we'll be bigger better & stronger.

Increase of cases in LAmer & Asia. Are you going to start a new round of travel ban? I don't think so. We aren't going to have travel bans wihtin US.

What prompted you to say at beginning of comments that you are going to take care of Asian Amer.

Yes it seems that there could be a little bit of nasty language against Asian Amer & I don't like that & won't let it happen. They're blaming China & making statements to Amer of Asian heritage.

How are parents supposed to go back to work & educate their children.

Govs have a lot of leeway. Some of states those schools are going to be open they open now. Other cases Cuomo & Newsome may have a decisoin to make. Keep open in Westchester or whereever open or closed. Is several months out? Govs will make those decisoins. They are very capable.

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sustainable_saltmine 25 points ago

cant believe I want to go back to work in my office. working from home is not all its cracked up to be

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raybiker73 6 points ago

It takes some getting used to. I've telecommuted for about 16 years now, the last 8 or so exclusively telecommuting (prior to that I had to make an "office appearance" once every week or two). The key is to delineate the spaces - don't get your work chocolate all mixed into your home peanut butter. I have a "job" filing cabinet, and at the end of my work day, all my "job" shit (computers and all) goes into that cabinet where I can't see it. If you don't delineate, you'll end up working 24/7 because it just happens to be in front of you.

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patslimmy1 3 points ago

open doors to the balcony, windows, put on a movie or music. the office only provides contact with friends but also a shitty environment.

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RalphWaldoWiggum 4 points ago

It's hell, I'm going bananas. Thank God .win exists.

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ArdentGrasshopper 9 points ago

I work remotely. It's great but ONLY IF both the company and the workers have proper remote protocols in place. It's certainly not an easy thing to hit right.

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highenergywinning 6 points ago

ive worked from home the past 10 years. I love it. I have my own business

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dakin116 11 points ago

I work remotely and have grown to slowly hate it after 3 years. Overrated as fuck

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago

it's just there are more distractions at home and instead of being able to work put things quickly in person, gotta try and do it through an instant messaging session, video call or email

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TexasTeaMAGA 4 points ago

I agree. Shit sucks. Works for work and home is for NOT work. lol.

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whocaresguy420 8 points ago

fog like feeling. weird

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magabirdlady 17 points ago

The media does not want recovery.

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PelosisCrank 17 points ago

CNN: “Trump wants people to die of depression”

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago

Ratard of the day in the retard seat, right up front

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patslimmy1 5 points ago

He's got a seatbelt on his chair too. Crazy.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago

Hahahahah

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ElectricChad 11 points ago

He's going to take care of the PEOPLE. Period.

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MI_MAGA 25 points ago

How are these reporters so fucking dumb they don't understand we can't scuttle the entire economy forever over this?!

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OtisTheTownDrunk 9 points ago

They don't understand things because they're "college educated".

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spec17 10 points ago

Dr.Birx >>>> midget

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HeavyVetting 13 points ago

Stop trying to act like no one understands what Trump is talking about, you morons.

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Skinagrizz 11 points ago

This guy and his repeated suicide questions. Shut him up. Let someone else yak

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patslimmy1 7 points ago

What's up with this guy's face? Giant lips?

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oilybohunkofshit 4 points ago

He's a baby Goron.

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DAR1783 15 points ago

What an energy level Trump has. Unbelievable stamina.

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AmazingAlphonseA 7 points ago

Billions of lightyears away from Sleepy Joe.

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oilybohunkofshit 12 points ago

This dorky fuck is a fuckin' dork.

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OMBOMB 2 points ago

Letterman's lovechild

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mong04 10 points ago

Holy fuck this cuck in the front.

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Bt443407 13 points ago

Holy shit I want to punch this gorky-eyed loser in the face so badly

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_Cabal_ 9 points ago

What the fuck is this guy

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AmazingAlphonseA 3 points ago

A cuck with a loud mouth.

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TexasJack 8 points ago

Did she just talk over the President? Somebody needs to check that bitch.

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______________drStrk 13 points ago

These reporters being purposely obtuse should be fucking embarrased.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 6 points ago

This is the second time he lofted something at her, will she fuck it up again?

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 8 points ago

GEOTUS explaining the expert's diagnosis with the presstitutes.

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Gigglygirl 14 points ago

I love how he’s asking questions at his own press conference. Doing the job of both the president and the press.

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fallhollow 2 points ago

Three jobs if you count refereeing all the whiney, petulant "journalists" in the room

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RalphWaldoWiggum 16 points ago

The media is such garbage that Trump is now doing their jobs for them.

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______________drStrk 12 points ago

I saw Joe Biden's latest video, he said shoving a crack pipe dildo up your ass is the cure as Hunter is Corona free.

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g0rdy 16 points ago

Trump : Hold my beer , y’all are doing it wrong

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NeoPepe 16 points ago

.Win was down for a minute here in Germany.

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irongeek 4 points ago

got hit with 503 service in Austin, TX

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NeoPepe 2 points ago

I left Pflugerville Jan 31. Only miss the BBQ.

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RalphWaldoWiggum 4 points ago

And here in Australia. A 503 error and a quick resolution.

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Pomilui 9 points ago

same here in the states for 60 seconds or so

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Mostprobably 8 points ago

She doesn’t get the joke 🤦‍♂️

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txladyvoter 7 points ago

The NYSE and NASDAQ w all of gr8 work largely to computer. We don't want to be doing that. We can do 2 things at same time. People have been in a period & won't be calling Oh Ge. We can do it while we're open. We'll be setting guidelines datalines.

Any docs endorsed. We talked together I think they're ok with it & I'm ok with it.

Other nations are going to have to do what they're going to do. They'll probalby do similar. Our economy 160,000,000 jobs. By far most ever. So we can't turn that off & think it's going to be wonderful. Tremendous repercussions more death from that than anything w respect to virus.

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Geehod_jimmy 8 points ago

jesus, 1 hour 15 min and still going.

absolute energy.

probably showing people how long he can actually just stand at a podium and not look like hes about to die. unlike Joepedo.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago

Joe will die in the attempt.

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irongeek 6 points ago

damn I just missed out that funny part!! Anybody wanna upload this video?

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago

Reeeeeeeee Birx said “Wuhan”

Racist!

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spec17 5 points ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥳🥳🥳

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Visceroth 15 points ago

Barr was laughing so hard at Trump's question he had to leave.

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AbrahamLincoln 15 points ago

I'm glad POTUS understands that shutting down the entire country indefinitely makes no sense.

Also, he should make the fake news take temperature checks for the next 5 years.

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______________drStrk 15 points ago

I don't even get why the left is so obsessed with the deaths over this. They are the ones who want abortion on demand for any reason.

So they can royally fuck off.

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yper 4 points ago

These deaths fit a convenient narrative.

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dakin116 3 points ago

Sinister stuff in the background for sure

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AslanFan 3 points ago

Remember....the left is obsessed with living forever!

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HeavyVetting 6 points ago

They're trying so hard to find some sort of division or discord in Trump's team. Or to create it if they can.

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MAGAkarp 9 points ago

OMG!!! THIS DUDE IS SERIOUS!! Legit talking about how much they hate him, yet they pack a room to ask him questions. Get'em, Donnie!

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TrudopesEyebrow 6 points ago

That red head reporter is trying to write her Trump hating headline as we speak

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SD_Pede 6 points ago

Barr and dude from FEMA sneaking out.... reminds me of being in meetings at work.

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lateralus 15 points ago

Doctors do not make public policy you twit

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txladyvoter 13 points ago

We were early Jeff becuz we closed early.

You said previously virus c/b w us thru July or Aug. Changing? Has the time frame changed for you?

I think we've learned a lot. So much discipline. Dont' shake hands. You do it thousands of people a week. Big groups of people. There's a lot. There's a lot. Distancing. Shaking hands. A lot of it will stay long after virus is gone. Good practice but we have to open our country. That causes problems that c/b far bigger. This severe med sit & incr med problems not related. This 2 wks. has been incred learnig process.

Wks not months? Any docs told you right path? If it were up to docs they'd say let's shut down entire world let's keep it shut for couple yrs. You can't do that. It causes bigger prblems than original. We can't have cure be worse than prblm. This is not retracing. We've done it really well. I'm not saying it ends at that time. We have another 7 days or so. Incred learning process. That's going to go into future. We'll be watching NY CA IL. We can do both.

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______________drStrk 12 points ago

"DR., WILL YOU PLEASE GET DONALD FOR US?"

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Centipedeboy 14 points ago

Can’t believe he let Pelosi off the hook. He needed to go point by point and leave the blood on the dems hands.

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AmazingAlphonseA 2 points ago

Never interrupt an enemy when s/he making a mistake.

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magabirdlady 2 points ago

He said earlier he got a call from Congress and that things are looking good..so probably why he did not go there.