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coyote_777 126 points ago

please announce the anti-malarial drugs can be widely used now so we can end this shitshow and get back to work.

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Tomboy_Patriot 54 points ago

THIS

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Austin713 28 points ago

Fake news saying their dangerous for some

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mykillk 41 points ago

So they're already moved the goal post twice now. First it was Trump is just giving false hope and the drugs don't work. Then it was, well maybe the drugs will work but they're unproven. Now they've moved it to "they be be unsafe for some". Which is kind of silly given that the "unsafe" drug is a treatment for a virus that is killing people by the thousands that they've relentlessly by driving up panic about for the last month. Fucking enemy of the people!!!

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chuckachookah 32 points ago

Now they've moved it to "they be be unsafe for some".

Well, advil is "unsafe for some". For real.

So, it means that the Left (once again) wants there to be deaths. They can only survive through degradation and dissent. Think of that... they want their fellow American's dead. They want our economy in shambles.

They are hoping (I'd say praying, but these people are Godless) that these two things come to fruition just so they might have a chance to win the Presidency. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. THAT'S IT!

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SisterCovfefe 12 points ago

It's not like these drugs will ge given in an unsupervised environment.

The media is horrible.

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somebitchiknow 16 points ago

If the situation is dire and life/death. Don't we have right to try?

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Dsnazzy 2 points ago

Right to Try legislation is about to get real here.....it's the Trump Card against the Chinese Flu!

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Nimble_navigator92 14 points ago

The fake news says"just 2 grams of hydroxychloroquin can be fatal! Okay yes and it comes in a 200 mg pill so yes if you swallow 10 of those fuckers at once, you may die. Or you can just take the recommended dose

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SisterCovfefe 4 points ago

The media is ignoring that the drugs would be given to supervised patients or given as a presecription. ffs

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xBigCoffinHunter 6 points ago

Haven’t these drugs been around for decades?

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Dsnazzy 1 point ago

Yes, 50+ years...

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maxkenn 2 points ago

They are drugs that have been used for many decades and the base for hundreds of years, and used extensively by the us military, who must have stockpiles, and tested against another coronovirus strain since 2005.

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ZerioctheTank 2 points ago

What was the saying again?

"Conservatives think "Liberals" are stupid, and "Liberals" think Conservatives are evil."

It seems day by day I'm more convinced that they're not only stupid, but evil as well.

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mykillk 1 point ago

The stupidity act is just for plausible deniability.

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mishaclara 40 points ago

So stupid who cares... you can’t breathe? Try this drug that cured people ... The left is evil!

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DisgustedByMisleadia 26 points ago

They don't have to announce that. It's already true, under "off-label use".

Any doctor can prescribe it.

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Dagger_prime 23 points ago

People don't understand this. Any doctor any time can use something off label. They might need to inform you but they take the responsibility for your wellbeing if they use it.

This means we need to get this FDA approved asap as long as it really does work to remove the liability from the doctor.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 13 points ago

Yes, it will help with the liability. But without any other effective treatment being available, that's really not a concern.

To review, there are three levels:

  • Off-label: already FDA approved, can be prescribed if physician believes it is safe and effective.
  • Compassionate use (or expanded access): not yet FDA approved, but FDA believes it may be safe and effective, plus about a half-dozen other conditions.
  • Right-to-try: usually limited to terminally ill patients, for experimental drugs that have completed the first phase of human testing.
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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago

Torte reform would become relevant then.

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Deplorable4Life 4 points ago

Talked to my doctor and agreed on trying Gabapentin for a limited time as I detoxed, suffered withdrawals from dumb kratom use. Worked like a charm (even though they hit different pathways and one affects GABA, the other dopamine and serotonin). Anyways, a) stay away from kratom and b) , let's hear it for reasonable off-label use and brave doctors who care about their patients! I really do wish more people had insurance though or a primary care doctor, and didn't have to go through the ER which is overburdened. My twenties were a shitscape of misery that I'm lucky to have survived risky lacking all productivity all because I didn't have access to good medical care that could've and did, eventually, help me.

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dandalf12 2 points ago

Damn how long did you take kratom?

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mercynurse 76 points ago

Our borders are closed

Our young children are being home schooled

Our college youngsters are home with families and out of brainwashing cesspools

Our medical burueacracies are getting torn up and made functional

Our population is aware on a broad scale that Chyna should not be manufacturing engine of the world and our companies need to come home

Our enemedia is forced to cover these briefings

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SellTheSun 25 points ago

Wtf I love coronavirus now

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pizzzzaaaa 13 points ago

There are lots of positives happening for sure. It may end up being net positive.

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Dsnazzy 2 points ago

It absolutely will.....everything is cleaner after a "storm"

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741aa 1 point ago

If you haven't used it for 6 months, get rid of it.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 11 points ago

Well, when you put it that way...

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AlphaNathan 7 points ago

Hmmmm

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CookieMonster 6 points ago

You make many, many valid points....

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slrpnls 4 points ago

On top of that, everyone sees Hollywood as a bunch of irrelevant shitlarks.

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loric4882 2 points ago

And no one is dying in traffic accidents!

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sarcen1776 75 points ago

Please always (only) link the official White House feed. No clicks for FakeNews!

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

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The_Litehaus_Abides 31 points ago

Thank you! Here's RSBN as well. They're good people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUOJapJAqJE

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myredditnameisfake 8 points ago

^^^^that

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HumbleMemeFarmer 13 points ago

But the WaPo feed lets you snoop on press assholes in their natural state.

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sarcen1776 7 points ago

Heh, that is kinda funny :)

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HumbleMemeFarmer 4 points ago

Things overheard listening to briefing room

Uber driver this morning was in her 70's and she was worried because she had an earlier passenger who coughed.

Worse and worse.

Mariott bethesda this morning ... fevers..

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knowIdotruth 1 point ago

170k ventilators was lost I saw including the 10k in government stockpile.

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Deplorable4Life 0 points ago

Needs its own post. Not sure why you're getting downvoted?

12-year-old coronavirus patient ‘fighting for her life’ on ventilator in Atlanta hospital

By Jackie Salo

March 22, 2020

A 12-year-old girl is “fighting for her life” at an Atlanta hospital after testing positive for coronavirus, according to a report.

Justin Anthony said his cousin Emma was placed on a ventilator Saturday after being confirmed positive the day before for the virus, CNN reported.

She initially was diagnosed with pneumonia on March 15, only to receive test results days later for the virus, according to the report.

Anthony said his young cousin is “fighting for her life” despite having no pre-existing conditions that would put her at higher risk for the infectious disease, the outlet reported.

The 12-year-old has not recently traveled and it’s unclear how she contracted the dangerous bug, he said.

Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta-Scottish Rite Hospital confirmed that a patient has tested positive for the virus but provided no further details, CNN reported.

“The patient remains in isolation, and we have consistently used appropriate precautions,” hospital spokeswoman Jessica Pope told the outlet. “Additional details will not be released due to patient privacy laws.”

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a study earlier in the week that less than 1% of the hospitalized cases were patients age 19 or younger.

Georgia has confirmed more than 600 cases as the virus has spread to at least 30,000 people across the country, according to figures from John Hopkins University.

Thanks for posting.

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Dsnazzy 0 points ago

Because it's probably made up? Not saying the young girl isn't sick with pneumonia.....because people get pneumonia and have to be isolated, every fucking day, everywhere!! Sorry pal, but you're probably a shill...

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HumbleMemeFarmer 2 points ago

"Romney is also..." ... cough ... "hmmmm, unbelievable"

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HumbleMemeFarmer 2 points ago

"How long do you have to sit here before people stop watching pictures of the back of our heads?"

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myredditnameisfake 4 points ago

^^^^^ This

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Dialectic 69 points ago

Rand Paul tested positive and has no symptoms per his own Twitter account. So are we supposed to go into martial law for every fucking flu now?

I honestly don't care about what we're shipping out. I want to know when the governors will be leashed. People are talking not in weeks, but MONTHS. They are trying to destroy our fucking country

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sustainable_saltmine 24 points ago

yes, this is the problem. You can't just go telling people it's open-ended. At some point people are going to have enough being stuck at home and inside where all they can do is watch their netflix for the 10,000 time and work if they still have a job to work at. For a week or two people will tolerate, after that it will really start upsetting people.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 24 points ago

I'm already over the panic and fearmongering.

The MSM is a terrorist cabal.

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RahkeemTheMachine 8 points ago

We’re about 2 weeks away from widespread looting

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CookieMonster 3 points ago

This. So much this.

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RahkeemTheMachine 14 points ago

I’ve seen studies that show most asymptomatic cases are false positives

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PleaseHonk 11 points ago

100% agree. They can’t keep the young and healthy under forced quarantine and shut down small businesses for more than another week. Ain’t gonna happen

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lateralus 5 points ago

China and Russia are loving this

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Dialectic 21 points ago

I'm not accepting unemployment for months for a flu. If you want to be a bitch commie, go for it. My shop will literally go under and bankrupt. It is my future, my family's future.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago

Found the Steve Hilton fan.

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Dialectic 1 point ago

Lol I had to search who that was. I think I am a fan now!

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago

Why the fuck haven't you been banned yet?

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VaPnut 4 points ago

Common folk must remember, "you don't need to be tested if you don't have symptoms"

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MAGA_Doge 65 points ago

NBC just cut away from the press conference after he owned that dumb bitch that wanted to know if the National stimulus package included money for foreign countries.

A White House reporter just asked if the National stimulus package would include money for foreign countries. How are these retards still employed???!!!!??????

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anotherunperson 18 points ago

Well under Hillary/Biden they'd be justified to ask if the National stimulus package had anything for America.

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Peashout 3 points ago

The answer would have been "Nope."

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The69thBrokage 5 points ago

King shitposter

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catch-a-penny 6 points ago

Is that sarcasm? lol

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Returningtogod 2 points ago

I lol’d when he said that.

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SpezIsABundleOfTwigs 61 points ago

LMFAO

Trump: "Romney's in isolation?? Gee that's too bad"

Cuck idiot reporter: "Is that..sarcasm?"

Trump: "No. Not at all..."

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PleaseHonk 8 points ago

BETA CUCK REPORTER SO SALTY 😂

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45forever 3 points ago

Need to see that clip. My video kept pausing so I missed some good parts I think!

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Visceroth 58 points ago

That's huge. CDC allowing people back to work if they wear a mask. Now we just need the masks back in stock and we're all back in business.

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Mother_of_gains 10 points ago

Whatttttttt

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Visceroth 18 points ago

Pence said the new guideline coming out tomorrow will allow people that now are self quarantined to instead wear a mask to work.

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Cyer6 6 points ago

Probably the first calculated step to de-escalate this thing and get the country back in gear. They can't just come out and say "all's OK, everyone go back to business as usual." As much as I would like that, it would be a tactical political mistake given that the MSM is waiting for anything to jump on. So instead, you get people back to work with some reasonable safety measures and move us away from panic and hysteria. Most of us are far more worried about the collapse of our country than this virus.

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traveravis 3 points ago

It ain't up to the CDC

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veteran299 2 points ago

Yuge not huge.

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patslimmy1 57 points ago

"I'm a little upset with China."

Uhh China is going to get fucked up.

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uzi5v2 8 points ago

Can’t wait to see what he has in store for them. They’ve had it coming for decades now.

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AbrahamLincoln 57 points ago

"I don't have stock, I own things". Badass.

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Slash78 8 points ago

A Pro Trump site needs to make shirts out of that.. I'd buy it.

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VaPnut 2 points ago

You are right, that's a great Trumpism He's a MadMan!

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Mostprobably 3 points ago

His whole answer was amazing. What a patriot.

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mightyclaw 51 points ago

Mike Pence impresses me favorably more with every day that goes by. GREAT pick by the Trump team!

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lateralus 21 points ago

He is solid as a rock

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OneOfMany_MAGA 15 points ago

Sometimes it takes a big challenge for someone to demonstrate their quality. I always liked Mike Pence, and he has done a great job before, but in the crucible of this pandemic he has been fantastic.

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thingaboutarsenal 4 points ago

His smiles during the last SOTU were just a preview of what a good leader he was about to become. Those smiles said he is on board and ready to fight.

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Jackgaddis5 8 points ago

My Boy!

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veteran299 6 points ago

he is very presidential. pence 2024!

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nowrongwrong 9 points ago

Anyone remember when Trump first tapped Pence to lead the task force the media went in to wild hysterics, claiming he was going to try to "pray the disease away" because he's just some fundie nutjob? Where's the apologies now that he's demonstrated his leadership so effectively?

I can't think of a single time in recent or even past history that a Vice President has ended up serving such a functional, as opposed to ceremonial, role in government. If this isn't a proper trial by fire to become the next President then I don't know what would be.

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net4p 50 points ago

"I don't even own stock" what a fuckin G

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mightyclaw 29 points ago

"I own things".

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago

timestamp?

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 49 points ago

Such low death counts yet such a huge response makes me think there is something highly classified about Xi's WuFlu that the public isn't aware of yet.

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Centipedeboy 15 points ago

Bingo

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PleaseHonk 13 points ago

low death rates, so let’s crash the economy. Something stinks

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Walrus_Tooth 13 points ago

I trust Trump, this is what I think. He mentioned yesterday it had non-fatal but long lastly effects, so they could be it

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cyberpunkstreetart 3 points ago

Exactly...

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RT_America 11 points ago

Beijing Funding the DNC

Wikileaks please dig it up

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one3five 8 points ago

yep

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mottic 9 points ago

^^^this

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findthewarmspot 8 points ago

You and 75% of the country.

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AIDS1255 4 points ago

I suspect it's mutating much faster than what's being reported. I've read some stuff that says the second strain has branched off immensely.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago

I understand there are three (at least)

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mercynurse 3 points ago

Has crossed my mind also

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webthing 5 points ago

Text book on how to handle a crisis.

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dingding22 2 points ago

Why the hell did Fox cut the feed?

Actually had to check back and find a stream online, when local cable shut it off.

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HaliteProcurement 16 points ago

That's why the press wants to stop broadcasting them.

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TexasJack 5 points ago

Yes, they want to fact-check and edit them first.  🤣

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Perhelion 10 points ago

I’m glad he took the time to give such an elaborate answer. It really gave perspective to many who may not visit TD.win regularly enough to already know that our President has lost tremendous personal wealth (and then some) to do this for us.

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Austin713 47 points ago

15k people watching a blank screen right now. That’s high energy. this is why the MSM wants to silence these things

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Warren_Puffitt 7 points ago

Aside from the alarm that I set to remind me to do what I'm doing right now.

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Barbs 44 points ago

Holy shit, I think he just won re-election at this press conference. You can’t ignore the raw humanity he just exuded in droves.

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OneOfMany_MAGA 9 points ago

Rachel Maddow is going to have a meltdown.

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TicoMaga 44 points ago

Costa Rican here! ROOTING ALL THE WAY FOR TRUMP AND FOR YOU GUYS. Keep it up, and show all these demented motherfuckers that are rooting against Trump that America is still the greatest country in the world!!

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NeoPepe 7 points ago

Ticos for Trump XD

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patslimmy1 43 points ago

The dynamic between Trump and Pence is great. Trump goes balls out, Pence is peace and calm.

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 13 points ago

One of POTUS Best decisions ever! To make Pence VP. Some people say it was very wise by like a lot

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ChuckedBeef 42 points ago

Reach out to ex presidents for help? What the fuck for? So they can take credit? Fucking dumb question.

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uzi5v2 11 points ago

Yea seriously, because Barack handled the H1N1 swine flu so well. He just had the media on his side to cover for him and make it a nothingburger.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 41 points ago

Dude, Trump is sharp!

Could you imagine senile biden fielding this questions?!? "Alright look here, Fat. You know you know, the thing!!"

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ArchieInTheBunker 2 points ago

He really is. I can't imagine anyone else handling this.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago

Biden would be in a home and his VP would probably be doing all his press conferences

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KekistanPM 39 points ago

"Our government is different...we don't release diseases that cripple the world and lie about its origins..."

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Bombshellacking 36 points ago

“For those worried and afraid, please know as long as I am your president, you can feel confident that you have a leader who will always fight for you and I will not stop until we win,”

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Ithrowawaay 36 points ago

ROMNEY IS IN ISOLATION? Geee that’s too bad!

Top fucking Kek!

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 36 points ago

GEE, THAT’S TOO BAD

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OGRapHat 4 points ago

IS THAT SARCASM? REEEEEE

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thuggishruggishtrump 36 points ago

Pence looks like the type of dude I can't even picture without a suit, I'm convinced dude sleeps in that motherfucker lol.

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thingaboutarsenal 4 points ago

I'd bet $100 he's a wife beater and boxers guy at home.

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SkitShowPhrenia 7 points ago

I was thinking robe

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thingaboutarsenal 4 points ago

He does put off a hef vibe, but I think the silver fox would find robes too stuffy.

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Nachleben 4 points ago

I imagine he's a Dale from Long of the Hill

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago

you won’t catch the silver fox in shorts

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slrpnls 2 points ago

Considering the wildest he gets is drinking an O'Doul's and eating a pizza, I'd say that's a safe bet.

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SameCookiePseudonym 35 points ago

Trump trying as hard as he can NOT to be a dictator and use the DPA. media asks why won’t you do it?!

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mightyclaw 7 points ago

Paul Krugman is a typical example, he frequently swoons with affection for CCP's totalitarian actions: "They can REALLY get things done! Squeee!!!"

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Dsnazzy 2 points ago

Yeah, when he's not busy with his child porn addiction...

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OrangeManBased 34 points ago

Trump said that Karen Pence handled the swab-up-the-sinus test much better than both Trump and Mike Pence did.

Hilarious!

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AmazingAlphonseA 13 points ago

Based Wife.

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cccpneveragain 34 points ago

Stupid media is stupid.

We don't need to force companies. There are loads of companies that want to make this stuff. A car factory can't make ventilators overnight.

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago

“Why don’t we just become an authoritarian dictatorship?!”

Because you’re an idiot lady.

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RahkeemTheMachine 16 points ago

The media is concerned now that his approval rating is rising

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 9 points ago

They still don't understand. Everything they try to bring him down with just shows their desperation to the rest of our great nation.

Also the rest of the world. They are red pilling non-citizens with their bullshit.

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sustainable_saltmine 15 points ago

really it should be an EAS broadcast. It's information everyone needs to hear. Force all cable boxes to tune to it, at least until the press cucks start asking shill questions.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 3 points ago

Absofuckinlutely!

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prescient 0 points ago

If Hillary had won, would you want to be forced to watch her briefings?

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chuckachookah 1 point ago

And, what's entertaining about a Side of Beef?

Nothing.

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OrangeManBased 33 points ago

Trump: "It's cost me billions and billions of dollars to be president, but I'm glad I did it."

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aangler100 33 points ago

This is now my favorite tv show of all time.

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Warren_Puffitt 11 points ago

MAGA rallies still way close second here.

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Basedkekistani2020 10 points ago

I'm living for Papa Trump's Big PP slaps to the very disrespectful, very dishonest Fake News narratives.

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AbrahamLincoln 10 points ago

MAGA rallies cancelled on account of CHINA IS ASSHOE.

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Warren_Puffitt 6 points ago

Just 1 more reason to hate ass hoe chy-na!

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 32 points ago

Trump literally owns the room against these soy filled shills and feminazis

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mightyclaw 32 points ago

SMACKDOWN ON TOTALITARIAN NATIONALIST MSM SCUM: "Ask Venezuela how 'nationalizing' industry worked out!"

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OneOfMany_MAGA 32 points ago

Nice to see so many concern trolls on the thread today. It reflects the huge impact that we have and the winning team our president has put together - something the left hates because it degrades their electoral chances.

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sunnyingreenfield 13 points ago

This thread is infested with them. Deport all

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jb12780 32 points ago

I’m still convinced this is a Chinese bio warfare device

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago

There's really no reason to believe otherwise. The CDC (and others) trying to convince people it's a "myth" is really quite silly.

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Ithrowawaay 30 points ago

Mans got a point, people just want to get back to their daily lives. And spend money outside a grocery store.

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RedditRefugee 30 points ago

Romney's in isolation...that's too bad.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 30 points ago

Gee that's too bad 😂😂😂

My sides

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AbrahamLincoln 29 points ago

MISTER PRESIDENT MISTER PRESIDENT MISTER PRSIDENT MISTER PRESIDENT

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Hunterbidenskid 10 points ago

She’s screaming. It’s irritating.

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polish_snausage 4 points ago

The first reaction to that should be a throat punch by the closest person

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Pomilui 4 points ago

Watch them all REEEE after Trump and everyone say, "That's all. Thanks."

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IPredictARiot 29 points ago

"Why haven't you gone full commie yet TRUMP?"

"Fuck you and Venezuela!"

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UltimaThule2014MU69 29 points ago

"A nasty question, but one I suppose deserves to be answered"

Nobody BTFOs and pays respect in the same sentence like Trump

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coyote_777 29 points ago

I've had those sinus swabs a few times, they are not comfortable.

What part of "if you're not showing symptoms, or haven't been exposed to someone; YOU DON'T NEED THE TEST" is so hard for these fucking CCP media types to understand?

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SisterCovfefe 1 point ago

There are empty grocery shelves all over the country to attest to that statement.

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jb12780 6 points ago

Yeah they go up into your schnoz quite a bit

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amerika_f1rst 7 points ago

I think it's because there have been cases where people test positive and they are asymptomatic... idk, just a thought

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AIDS1255 6 points ago

Had to have a scope up my nose like that a few weeks ago, lasted a couple minutes. Not fun at all!

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thuggishruggishtrump 3 points ago

It's all part of their fear and hysteria campaign, get as many people tested as possible, shoot the infected number up, fuck the economy even more, rinse and repeat. All these clowns care about is numbers and statistics.

Why aren't they reporting recovered cases? Because it doesn't make orange man look bad.

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RahkeemTheMachine 1 point ago

Don’t forget all the paranoid fucks go with the sick fucks and contaminate everyone else in the doctors offices and ERs

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RalphWaldoWiggum 29 points ago

Silver Fox explaining federalism to uneducated reporters.

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Returningtogod 4 points ago

I loved this. I hope they incorporate this into every presser going forward.

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k614 28 points ago

Obama will save us !!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago

I think Carter is our best bet here...

🤡🌎

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago

This is the joke.

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patslimmy1 28 points ago

"Would you reach out to Obongo?"

"I respect them. Also Obongo fucked up the H1N1 response."

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ObongoForPrison2020 9 points ago

Obongo belongs in prison.

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patslimmy1 3 points ago

Hahah great name

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IPredictARiot 28 points ago

Silver Fox and Very Stable Genius are an amazing dynamo. Love how they complement each other.

A true God send.

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PleaseHonk 4 points ago

Love our POTUS AND VPOTUS.

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Nachleben 1 point ago

This should be a tv show

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Joesf23 28 points ago

That evil disgusting cunt pelosi shut down the fucking bill that was supposed to pass. Now wants to draw her own bill filled with communist give aways. When does the military start going 1776 on these traitors? https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/22/nancy-pelosi-nixes-bipartisan-talks-on-coronavirus-package/

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Coalville 6 points ago

Her focus group testing probably showed alive voters favored the current bill. Democrats can't allow something like that to pass.

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OMBOMB 4 points ago

God, may her blackmail finally be her undoing.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 4 points ago

DRCOWBOYGEOTUSVSG should discuss this, point how the democrats are politicizing this pandemic and whatnot.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 5 points ago

This is what's delaying the presser.. I bet Trump/Pence Task Force are having to make phone calls to get these scumbags to stop their partisan bs. They are making sure nothing shady is going down

If the demonrats obstruct, Trump is going to rip them a new one on Live TV.

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TexasJack 28 points ago

"if that's not the policy then I will make it the policy." BOOM

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Woohan 11 points ago

Female pede here. Nothing sexier than a decisive alpha male!

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago

I might need a cigarette after this presser.

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cyberpunkstreetart 1 point ago

I for one am terribly conflicted about this. The virus spreads, according to the reports, through other means,and surgical masks don't really provide that much protection re: airflow around the mask.

If one sick person comes to my work, even with a mask, we are all as good as infected, still. We share bathrooms, we handle papers, I work with folks who are NOT taking this seriously.

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Thingthing22 2 points ago

It's a reminder of the state of things and to not touch your face.

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Dsnazzy 1 point ago

If one sick person comes to my work, even with a mask, we are all as good as infected, still

Concern Trolling 101

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cyberpunkstreetart 1 point ago

"Scared shitless because I am at high risk" ftfy

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mightyclaw 28 points ago

"REEEEE WHAT ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES YOU BIGOT" The question assumes that no effort is being put in that direction.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago

Every question they ask assume no effort is being put in any direction.

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Woohan 27 points ago

"Gee, that's too bad" needs to be a t-shirt. I'd buy it.

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polish_snausage 6 points ago

Me too

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mottic 27 points ago

If this drug combo works the media should be forced to suck Trump's balls on live television.

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avalonrose 2 points ago

Hahaahahaa!

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 27 points ago

Holy shit that’s going to leave a mark on Obama and Bush

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etnguyen03 27 points ago

Trump doesn't give a single fuck

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drsowells1fan 26 points ago

God, the soy voice on these guys.

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jb12780 26 points ago

Pence is very smooth, ice cold.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 26 points ago

TRUMP HAS BEEN CORRECT ALL ALONG:

Bring back our Manufacturing! Tighten our Borders! AMERICANS FIRST!

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ChokingOnARedpill 26 points ago

Ok, that's two humble anecdotes he's given in this briefing. Someone needs to make a compilation of his more humble/modest moments. It's fun watching him slay but that's out there a lot. A compilation showing this man cares is called for for reelection.

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agravain1 26 points ago

sarcasm???

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Trythisagain 5 points ago

The media is asshole!

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bclautz 3 points ago

That was so good

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thuggishruggishtrump 26 points ago

Why in the fuck would Trump contact a clown who let 10,000 people die from swine flu before even declaring a national emergency?

The hell kind of logic is that?

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TheOutsider 7 points ago

Praising King Obama is part of their daily routine.

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BrickBradford 1 point ago

We was kangz!!

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findthewarmspot 26 points ago

I literally laughed out loud! Romney in isolation? Oh that’s too bad. Lmfao!

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 25 points ago

I hope OAN or someone asks a question about how msnbc and other fake news outlets want to censor Trump and the virus task team giving these daily talks.

They can't stand to see Trump/Pence doing such a great job leading! MAGA/KAG 2020

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VaPnut 13 points ago

The BASTARDS can't control the narrative and they hate President Trump's positive attitude.

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UltimaThule2014MU69 25 points ago

"I want them to take care of their workers, I want them to take care of their planes"

I Love This President

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new_world_omelette 25 points ago

He needs to very clearly call out Nancy Pelosi in this one, if she's gonna be the one to play political chicken at a time like this.

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RahkeemTheMachine 5 points ago

She literally doesn’t care. She a billion years old and rich. All she wants to do is hurt Trump

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Ithrowawaay 25 points ago

Pillar of our founding . We don’t nationalize, private business produces for the federal government via contract.

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ChuckedBeef 25 points ago

That idiot reporter in the glasses... look at the eye language. He thinks the questions he's asking are far more complicated and important than they are. Arrogant condescending douche bag.

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anotherunperson 6 points ago

That liberal arts confidence(TM).

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hikfromstik 3 points ago

He looks like the think anauts on cloudy with a Chance of meatballs 2 .

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McFatty7 25 points ago

CNN: Trump puts price tag on Presidency "cost me billions to become President"

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BrickBradford 2 points ago

Vox: "Trump admits to buying votes"

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mercynurse 24 points ago

Yeah Doofus, he's gonna call all the rinky dinks that have nothing better to do than call him a racist xenophobe

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UltimaThule2014MU69 24 points ago

This is better than any show on TV right now

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patslimmy1 9 points ago

Cause the SJWs aren't writing a script. Pretty spectacular this guy goes off the cuff talking like this.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 24 points ago

TRUMP IS OUT FORRRRR BLOOOOOOOOD

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Bt443407 24 points ago

They’re FUCKING ILLEGAL. They are in the states ILLEGALLY. “Should they be worried about being targeted at health care facilities”? YES. BECAUSE THEY AREN’T HERE...LEGALLY. If you stay here ILLEGALLY, you run the risk of getting deported, plain and simple.

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anotherunperson 2 points ago

OTOH If they sit around refusing treatment then they'll spread the disease to Americans who will die. For the next few weeks protecting Americans should be the number one priority.

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YuugeNews 1 point ago

So you are advocating immediate immolation on apprehension in order to protect Americans? I like your thinking.

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reaperindoctrination 1 point ago

Would you say we shouldn't arrest other wanted criminals at testing facilities either?

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mercynurse 24 points ago

All our spies in Chyna were killed because of HER computer

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calvinb1970 24 points ago

Rachel Madcow doesn't approve she is for censoring the president now.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 16 points ago

Why are you misgendering Dick Maddow?

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calvinb1970 2 points ago

beast from a farm or man ? who knows what it identifies as

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OMBOMB 23 points ago

"I may be Republican, but I don't like that"

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 3 points ago

My ceo is a flaming liberal and loves stock buy backs

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agravain1 23 points ago

we have the most beautiful first lady dont we?

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______________drStrk 23 points ago

#FUCK YOU CHICOM BAT EATERS .... FUCK YOU

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findthewarmspot 23 points ago

Ya happy now, Cuomo?! 48 hrs for delivery. You better thank our president cuz you are only 1 out of 50 states, bitch.

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OMBOMB 10 points ago

He was bitching seconds before this started,

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 4 points ago

commie does what commie does

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findthewarmspot 0 points ago

Wrong. He was saying Trump needs to do more cuz the states can’t handle it. Over inept Governors. He knew it was coming and did nothing.

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findthewarmspot 1 point ago

I’ve watched his press conferences on FNC. Google them. I’ve yet to watch a DeBlasio conference.

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OMBOMB 1 point ago

Then you missed it. CSPAN had his daily right before this.

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Free0fReddit 5 points ago

Pres will make Cuomo pay for his wall.

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Ithrowawaay 23 points ago

“You could say illegal alien, illegal immigrant...”

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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CatholicAgnostic 23 points ago

Let's go! I love these new rallies!

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here2red 23 points ago

OMFG. Its like their dealing with kids.

What if I cough but not really cough. Should I get tested?

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Tymbo 22 points ago

I don’t think this reporter got the “America First” memo.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 15 points ago

They are china first reporters

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PleaseHonk 7 points ago

Silver Fox telling labs to prioritize in patient chinavirus testing.

So hospitalized patients get the results before JoShmo couch surfer with a bong cough

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Mother_of_gains 3 points ago

Please God, I wish he would say that word for word

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polish_snausage 22 points ago

It goes all the way up and takes a right right by your eye

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______________drStrk 22 points ago

FUCK THE MOTHER FUCKING CHICOM BAT EATERS.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 22 points ago

Did she not listen while they talked? What a waste of a question. Fake news m5m trying to push the "he isn't helping governors" bullshit narrative

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polish_snausage 7 points ago

She was supposed to listen?!!! No one instructed her to do so.

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HaliteProcurement 22 points ago

Almost completely useless press.

Imagine if just two of us were able to ask questions in that room

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Buy_Pepe 22 points ago

"Donate blood." Finally, a way for reporters to be useful.

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DocOne 13 points ago

Ill bring the buckets, you bring the rope?

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Trump2024 6 points ago

.... honey. You bring a line and I'll bring a rope baby.

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Buy_Pepe 3 points ago

This took a weird turn... But I'm up for anything if it gets those commie reporters out of that room 😁

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spezisthedevil 22 points ago

Undocumented ILLEGAL ALIENS, FAGGOT!

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aangler100 10 points ago

The apprentice, he goes off prompter a little more each time, President Trump is teaching him how to win.

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highenergywinning -9 points ago

Nah hes too robotic politician

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SellTheSun 22 points ago

Sarcasm? No, none at all.

Loooooooooooool

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patslimmy1 22 points ago

"I work for zero."

The Left: "Who is Zero?? He's being paid by Zero!!!!"

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 4 points ago

Fake News: Orange Man reveals he is working for Zero!

Code Geass flashbacks intensifying

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patslimmy1 2 points ago

Opinion Piece: "Zero controls Trump and Zero is racist."

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tiamat 3 points ago

damnit lelouch

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mynamewastaken 3 points ago

Could be Xero, the accounting software. Trump is working for Big Accounting! Shame!

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 22 points ago

"You in particular." GEOTUS not giving any fucks.

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SuckMyCuckSpez 3 points ago

Damnit! As soon as I take the dog out I miss the spice! What happened?

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago

It'll be worth re-watching later. I missed "Gee, too bad!" myself.

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago

He's on Levin's show tonight, btw.

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IPredictARiot 5 points ago

Hate to be China or Russia playing poker against him.

Remember how he came out like a lion in the VP debate. It was amazing.

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Thereyago 2 points ago

"I look forward to working with you in the Senate " said to Tim Kaine lol

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Perhelion 22 points ago

GEE, THAT’S TOO BAD

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Get-schlonged 21 points ago

Whew lad!!!!!!!!!! The romney comment. I was dying laughing. I needed that

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Ithrowawaay 21 points ago

Team Stable Fox greatest one-two combo in the history of politics.

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RonPaulWasRight 21 points ago

COMMIES BTFO

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cccpneveragain 21 points ago

If they are sending the Navy hospitals to California that could be a good way to deal with the illegals. "Oh yes, your free healthcare is over here right this way". Next day wake up on the Guatemalan coast.

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NeoPepe 3 points ago

Do it !!

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polish_snausage 5 points ago

And they should not be close to that Ateam

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OrangeManBased 21 points ago

Trump BTFOing the notion of nationalizing all american companies. He noted venezuela's botched nationalization, and offered instead how american companies are contacting the feds to offer their help.

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Woohan 21 points ago

"You could say illegal alien...." oh my sides!!!!!!

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Buy_Pepe 21 points ago

Unbelievable that people still think Trump is doing this for money

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thuggishruggishtrump 11 points ago

Doing it for money? LMAO, goes to show you just how misinformed people are. If he was only in it for the money he wouldn't have even ran for president.

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Buy_Pepe 1 point ago

What's worse is the people who think he's doing it so he can make his rich friends richer 🤦‍♂️

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VaPnut 21 points ago

HA HA HA Ask a stupid question get a long drawn out answer!

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Bran1986 21 points ago

I like how the president delegates to people with specific knowledge in different subjects.

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Littleirishmaid 6 points ago

That’s a basic management skill.

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MN_RED_2020 3 points ago

A good leader in any field doesn't have to know jack shit about anything really if they know how to select the right people to surround themselves with and delegate.

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IPredictARiot 20 points ago (edited)

I had a dream the other night that Americans started setting up industrial 3D printers and assembly lines in every town. American engineers were designing products in a modular fashion where they could be printed and assembled within a day...

And China died.

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President_Xi_Jinping 3 points ago

To be honest 3D printers should be ubiquitous. I have a feeling big industries bought out and stifled innovation.

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Fremium2020 2 points ago

3D printers, drone delivery, androids, and driver-less trucks.

People dont like them, but they are very necessary in a crunch like this.

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findthewarmspot 20 points ago

WTF is Obama gonna do to help?

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anotherunperson 4 points ago

Visit the most infected hospital wards 24/7???

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 20 points ago

What a fucking soiboi cuck, crying about the ACA.

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drsowells1fan 10 points ago

He's in a throuple and wants to make sure his wife's birth control is covered.

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Siteless_Vagrant 20 points ago

I think they've really hit a groove with this. Sensing a lot of confidence on this stage tonight. THEY GOT THIS!!

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mercynurse 20 points ago

A nasty question but I guess it deserves to be asked

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findthewarmspot 20 points ago

Let’s get Obama to sew some masks and hand deliver them to hospitals.

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patslimmy1 8 points ago

If his husband let's him.

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Whoopies_tds 2 points ago

I’m confused, which one is the husband?

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patslimmy1 2 points ago

I think it's still being worked out in the courts with help by Kim Foxx.

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polish_snausage 2 points ago

They would be dirty

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Captain 20 points ago

LMAO Bush Clinton and Barry nuked from orbit.

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mynamewastaken 20 points ago

Personally all illegals should be tested. Who knows what illnesses they might be carrying into the country.

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Oskar 4 points ago

full spectrum

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TheOutsider 6 points ago

If they are illegals they should be thrown out. If anyone let's say a tourist contracts the infection they should be treated cos they went through all checks but rest should be thrown out. Edit- Just realized, they should be tested to know whether they spread it but not treated at all.

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MAGA-licious 2 points ago

Yes, test them by putting them in a plane back to their shithole country.

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TexasJack 20 points ago

The press should be more concerned with politicians who spend 30 years in government and somehow are multi-millionaires.

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GaiusOrangeJulius 3 points ago

I hear

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Returningtogod 1 point ago

This right here. ^ Massive audit required.

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agravain1 20 points ago

gas is $1.65 ! and I cant go anywhere

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MakeAmericaGreat9 5 points ago

Gas cans

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agravain1 5 points ago

I'm sure my apartment complex wont mind if I store a few gallons of gasoline in my living room :)

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MakeAmericaGreat9 1 point ago

Fuck it, what could go wrong?

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StillplayenSometimes 20 points ago

From now on, the trump administration will be testing the medias temperature the old fashioned way. It's very important, we need accuracy

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polish_snausage 7 points ago

With a cow thermometer

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spezisthedevil 3 points ago

How many times do we have to tell you that you aren't a member of the press corp, Rep. Schiff? Now pull your pants up, and get out of here.

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anotherunperson 5 points ago

I notice you didn't suggest testing brain activity.

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EmptyRedoubt 3 points ago

Same test really.

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YuugeNews 3 points ago

It's worse than that, they're dead Jim .

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lateralus 19 points ago

Trump knows these drugs work. Fingers crossed we only have one more week of this nonsense.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 19 points ago

Geotus sounds very caring and compassionate today. The softer side of trump.

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pelosis_liver 2 points ago

The soothing sounds of our commander in chief

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Woohan 19 points ago

Daddy's a little upset with China! Spankings incoming!

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 19 points ago

Call that guy in Venezuela... Lol

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GideonBayle 19 points ago

BITCH! i dont have stock. I OWN THINGS!

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ripturntle 19 points ago

The better the situation looks, the louder the libs shriek.

Love it.

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PleaseHonk 3 points ago

Shriek away cucks

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Joesf23 1 point ago

Over the target

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here2red 19 points ago

No I dont have stocks

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Buy_Pepe 19 points ago

NASTY QUESTION

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masshole3 19 points ago

BRAVO MR. TRUMP !!!!!

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agravain1 19 points ago

jesus..we are not going to run out of supplies. this isnt like a hurricane or earthquake where infrastructure has been destroyed..DeBozo is a idiot

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Littleirishmaid 12 points ago

They’ve never heard of stock replenishment because they’ve never worked at a place that made anything.

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senatefuckedus -8 points ago

My hospital already ran out of supplies.

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Pomilui 3 points ago

sauce?

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agravain1 4 points ago

what are they running out of?

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senatefuckedus -2 points ago

PPE equipment and ventilators and nurses quite frankly

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here2red 19 points ago

Bill DeBlasio is an idiot. Stop kissing his butt

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drsowells1fan 19 points ago

Then you don't realize America is his priority you twat.

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The_Him 19 points ago

I’m a wartime president.

That’s what the media is gonna jerk off on for the next two days.

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chefjeffb 19 points ago

Lmao he is giving exact numbers so they can't reeee about it

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KekistanPM 8 points ago

"Four pinnochio's...we didn't actually see ALL of them with our own eyes!!!"

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ChokingOnARedpill 3 points ago

"You can't be fooled again."

"Now watch this drive."

"They never stop thinking about ways to harm Americans, and neither do we."

"Too many OB/GYNs are unable to practice love with their patients."

"Oh, there's gonna be more attacks!"

George W. Bush

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Slash78 19 points ago

Who cares about helping Iran? Quit being aholes to everyone and we may can talk with them.

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OMBOMB 2 points ago

waaah, what about all the OTHER countries (b/c America BAD)...

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BIDENSACPADDICT 19 points ago

Hope they announce RBG caught the chinese virus after having unprotected sex with Joe Biden.

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Sea_Still [S] 12 points ago

That's a mental picture that nobody wanted

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GaiusOrangeJulius 5 points ago

I'll NEVER be able to unsee that!

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Tomboy_Patriot 9 points ago

Lmao

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 8 points ago

Jesus Kek

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HilarityComplex 5 points ago

whhhy

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AbrahamLincoln 8 points ago

She's 10x too old for JoePedo.

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spezisthedevil 8 points ago

Abraham Lincoln went to RBG High School. True story.

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago

Little ripe for his taste, no?

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TheGulagKnownAsCA 4 points ago

Please deport yourself. Those are nasty thoughts we don't want!

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points ago

I need a cloth or something to wipe that imagery from my brain.

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soyface_deluxe 1 point ago

She's been dead for a while now

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_RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 19 points ago

Trump sold the movie rights to his China Virus briefings.
Chloroquentine Quarantino to direct.

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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HilarityComplex 8 points ago

Lol. You smoke weed don't you.

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MarySmith 2 points ago

More like Spice.

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tiamat 19 points ago

bring back helicopter press conferences, deny these assholes any exposure

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IPredictARiot 19 points ago (edited)

Fortunately Romney was already quarantined from other Republicans. RINOs are not allowed near the general population.

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VaPnut 18 points ago

One loud mouth bitch in there needs to be thrown out

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Perhelion 3 points ago

Lmfao I heard her too and I was like, “Dayuummmmmm she got some volume” 🤣

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StillplayenSometimes 18 points ago

Trump's hair looks great today

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pray_for_kekistan 18 points ago

White House just pushed it back to 5:30. Standby

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Liberty-Or-Death 8 points ago

Rut roe.

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago

Complicated business, Scoob.

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago

Sum Ting Wong?

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_bryan 3 points ago

It’s after 530 and not on yet?

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findthewarmspot 18 points ago

Wyoming doesn’t need a shelter in place. There are 50 fucking states. Moron reporter.

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Perhelion 3 points ago

It just pains me to hear THE SAME FUCKING QUESTIONS ASKED EVERY DAY.

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captainweasel 18 points ago

Call Venezuela. Lulz

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sustainable_saltmine 18 points ago

CHINESE VIRUS

中国病毒

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 18 points ago

REEEEEEEEEEE NATIONALIZATION

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RedditRefugee 18 points ago

Listen to this ass: Are undocumented persons welcome at testing sites?

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polish_snausage 6 points ago

Yeah ICE has a special site to test them, in their van. Yes zip ties are involved- don't be alarmed

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lateralus 18 points ago

Thank you! The economy is shut down NOW. We do not have years to test a tested drug. The economic damage will kill more people if we delay. If this drug works, holy shit, party time.

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patslimmy1 18 points ago

Another nasty question. Fucker.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 18 points ago

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT SPELL NATURALIZATION WITHOUT THE WORD NAZI!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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amerika_f1rst 18 points ago

NO STONKS

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DancesWithPepe 18 points ago

Nebraska pede standing by

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masshole3 11 points ago

New Jersey pede standing by

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 8 points ago

Username does not check out.

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masshole3 6 points ago

LOL

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Melthesender45 5 points ago

California pede standing by.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 4 points ago

Boston Pede standing by

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libertymavenstock 3 points ago

Illinois pede standing by

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mishaclara 7 points ago

Texas pede standing by

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aangler100 4 points ago

Michigan pede ready

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AIDS1255 3 points ago

Indiana pede standing by

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OMBOMB 4 points ago

WV Pede standing by

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Nezock_theKnight 3 points ago

Red 5 standing by

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chuckachookah 2 points ago

Be careful Red 5 (serious warning).

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Ownsr 3 points ago

Lock S-Foils in attack position

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Pomilui 18 points ago

Lots of brigading commiecrats in here. Keep an eye out.

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StillplayenSometimes 18 points ago

Cops came to my block to tell people to go inside. Luckily it was resolved . Could've gotten very nasty

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IPredictARiot 18 points ago

Oh shit, he defecated on Romney!

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n0kx 18 points ago

"Romney is in isolation? That's too bad. /s" - Trump

Hilarious.

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KekistanPM 18 points ago

"MIS-TER-PRES-IDENT-MIS-TER-PRESIDENT!!!!!!!"

I should make that a ringtone...on my enemy's phone LOL

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MoldySideOfBeef 18 points ago

Mr. President Mr. President! God, shut up!

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edinburger 17 points ago

Oh my god shut that msm bitch mouth

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altaG12 6 points ago

She's sooo obnoxious!!

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altaG12 4 points ago

A true leader, I'm sooo proud of the Trump administration

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RedditRefugee 17 points ago

The National Gahd

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OMBOMB 5 points ago

A wicked accent

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yper 17 points ago

Mortality rate continues to dip.

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_bryan 2 points ago

Sounds good to me.

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mynamewastaken 17 points ago

So we are now at "Bush handled Katrina well". Fucking clown world we are in!

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bladerade 17 points ago

The beauty is they’re calling us!

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BehindBrowardLines 17 points ago

I hate these damn future questions. So useless. The man cant tell you what's going to happen 6 months from now with something like this. This could be over tomorrow or still be going on in 6 months. These reporters are a waste of space

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mightyclaw 6 points ago

See, also: posters on social media screaming OMG BILLIONS WILL DIE NATIONAL GUARD SHOOTING CHILDREN CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER. Maaaaaaaaaaybe calm down, kids.

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BehindBrowardLines 3 points ago

For real. My damn sister keeps freaking out my mom with dumbass group texts about martial law and how we're all going to die!

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cccpneveragain 17 points ago

No Chinese masks, make our own. We have the facilities.

There's a factory in my area that already made N95 masks, hiring 75 people right now.

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polish_snausage 8 points ago

No Chinese ANYTHING

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President_Xi_Jinping 17 points ago

No congressman/senator should vote remotely, terrible precedent. Put them in hazmat suits and send these fucking degenerates to do their job.

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Pomilui 6 points ago

Seconded. Now's not the time to take a iso-vacation.

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lustmorden 17 points ago

Lol, for a second I thought he said, "don't eat blood!"

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 17 points ago

WARSH YOUR HANDS FOLKS 🖐🤚💦🦠🧼🧽🧼🚰🚿

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 7 points ago

My late grandmother used to pronounce it "warsh." Thanks for the memories. :)

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 17 points ago

What a Nasty question but ok... I don't need Stocks 😎

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Oskar 5 points ago

I own real things

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spezisthedevil 17 points ago

He doesn't have to, but he does it anyway, and he does it for us. I love President Trump.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 17 points ago

Why Cspan? Whitehouse.gov/live doesn't fuck with their camera filters to adjust orange

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astro_eng 7 points ago

RSBN is on youtube

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Pomilui 7 points ago

^^^ This X 100 ^^^

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago

What a world when even government subsidized outlets cannot be trusted- you have to go straight to the state broadcast for authenticity.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 3 points ago

Da Comrade ✊ State TV is the Best TV

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mightyclaw 17 points ago

"How will you prevent NY from becoming the next Italy"? DID YOU NOT HEAR ANYTHING HE SAID IN THE LAST THIRTY MINUTES YOU MORON

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IPredictARiot 17 points ago

Does this woman think she's going to sound any smarter saying the same thing again?

Some people just don't have what it takes. Why they become reporters is starting to become obvoius.

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agravain1 17 points ago

she wants to release Harvey Weinstein!

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Visceroth 17 points ago

Sure we'll test illegals. And they need to provide an address to which we can hand deliver the results once they're ready.

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Slash78 17 points ago

I'm proud this administration is so open and courageous to deal with these goons every day. I'm sure it's driving everyone nuts to have to hear the inane questions over and over but I'm proud. That's what being Presidential should be honestly.

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patslimmy1 17 points ago

"Romney is in isolation? Gee that's too bad"

LOL

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RlzJohnnyM 17 points ago

Nu Yawk

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lateralus 5 points ago

LOL

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OMBOMB 2 points ago

A (real) yankee

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OneOfMany_MAGA 17 points ago

There is a time to look for profits. But there is also a time to save the lives of your fellow Americans and get a fair price.

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StillplayenSometimes 17 points ago

Wow. The media just got btfo'd with facts

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GUILE 17 points ago

Cunt reporters, just keep yelling "MR PRESIDENT" as loud as you goddamn can, so fucking annoying.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points ago

I'm like "Who let a damn pokemon into the briefing?"

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McFatty7 17 points ago

MISTER PRESIDENT MISTER PRESIDENT MISTER PRESIDENT

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spezisthedevil 16 points ago

We give the rest of the world aid even though most of it will be stolen by Democrats and despots, but we do it anyway because we care.

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AbrahamLincoln 16 points ago

Pretend journalists don't understand what a stock buyback is, Day 14.

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Trump_Train_101 16 points ago

37,849 watching now on The white house channel

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mercynurse 16 points ago

"It doesn't go all the way up and hangs a right under your eye" 😂

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 6 points ago

"I take these slings and arrows for you, the American people."

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agravain1 16 points ago

yes...let's get the senior citizen former presidents exposed to the virus

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anotherunperson 3 points ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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sunnyingreenfield 7 points ago

No joke

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DisrespectfulNipples 2 points ago

Is this actually happening or he said 'maybe'?

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findthewarmspot 8 points ago

Yes. Trump is in charge of FEMA. So he’s in charge, not governors.

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Jackgaddis5 16 points ago

45

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ElectricChad 16 points ago

Great health care, not shitty care that you can't use thanks to Obummer.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 16 points ago

Venezuela burn.

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Whoopies_tds 5 points ago

Still waiting for the tranny question

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Winthedonald 16 points ago

Medicines delivered tuesday. That's the signal folks.

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GUILE -1 points ago

meaning what?

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IPredictARiot 3 points ago

Buy buy buy... but slowly... deliberately...

Berkshire Hathaway stocks, Banks, and index funds....

But I honestly I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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cyberpunkstreetart 1 point ago

Is the Hydroxychloroquine being shipped to various places tuesday or something? Would love a timestamp, pede

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nunyadangbidness 16 points ago

"call Venezuela and ask them how nationalizing business works out". Dats my president!

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Burrito_Bandito 16 points ago

no other president would have had the balls to dish out this medicine without lengthy studies. its going to be the call that leaves him as the hero of the Great Coronavirus War

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coyote_777 16 points ago

"Romney's in isolation...that's too bad."

MY FUCKING SIDES

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IPredictARiot 16 points ago

Silver Fox dropping American Flags everywhere.

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mercynurse 16 points ago

TESTS FOR ALL HYPOCHONDRIACS NOW!

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polish_snausage 16 points ago

I don't think prisoners should be freed. NYC didn't understand what a violent crime was - look at their latest fucked up Bail is Racist bullshit.

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Gilliais 4 points ago

Seems like they’re better off where they are. Put them out now, while they have no apartment, no job, and no toilet paper?

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Tilethewall2 16 points ago

Holy shit BTFO Romney

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Factsherrt 16 points ago

I want to know why flights are still coming and going from China.. it’s happening here in Canada too

https://flightaware.com/live/fleet/CCA

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Crisgocentipede 1 point ago

Trade still.

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Factsherrt 1 point ago

Could be, but Trade is typically by boat.

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nowrongwrong 1 point ago

Call me devil's advocate but I actually don't have a problem with the flights so long as everyone aboard is held under a mandatory 14 day quarantine. It's not really the flights that's the problem, it's releasing them when they are in that dangerous period where they can be infectious but not showing symptoms.

Honestly, can you blame people for wanting to get the fuck out of China? Mandatory quarantine in the US is way better than getting welded inside your home until you starve to death because they decided not to feed you.

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Marijuana_Salsa 16 points ago

Ahaha take that jackass. Ask me a nasty question i'll give you a 10 minute monologue about my success and triumph also mentioning my financial selflessness. 700 IQ Genius.

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Ithrowawaay 16 points ago

This man is a true boss.

No one I’d rather at the helm. How fast he has pounced on this thing- and whipped the slow moving federal government into shape is a marvel in itself.

Give em hell, Mr. President!

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Woohan 3 points ago

Imagine if it were wicked witch Hillary. The "deplorable" states would be getting NOTHING.

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polish_snausage 16 points ago

RIP up Nancy bill

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Ithrowawaay 5 points ago

And then use it for TP

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HumbleMemeFarmer 15 points ago

If VPOTUS keeps doing such a good job at this, and has a good outcome, then he may be locking up 2024.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 4 points ago

If he runs 2024, I'm voting for him. Guaranteed.

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Yeti 1 point ago

He will, and I'll vote for him. Also in 2028.

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OrangeManBased 15 points ago

Trump: "I have great confidence in Governor Abbott (of Texas)"

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findthewarmspot 7 points ago

Dallas under shelter in place. Doesn’t mean the city of Llano needs to be.

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OrangeManBased 4 points ago

Yup, Texas is no collectivist state: each region / locale does what it needs to do for its best interest.

God bless Texas

God bless Trump/Pence

God bless America

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ChuckedBeef 15 points ago

What plans for the National Guard? They better not be thinking of locking down states, that's when bullets will start flying. This whole thing is fucking ridiculous. People need to get back to work. Some people will get sick and die, that's the way it is. 50,000 people die every year from the flu and we get a few hundred deaths from this COVID19 and we're going to lock people in their homes over it?

So many people won't stand for that shit. Government needs to back off and start getting things back to normal or there is going to be rioting and bloodshed.

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cccpneveragain 4 points ago

A few minutes ago he said they would be setting up additional hospital beds in New York, California, and Washington

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yurimodin -3 points ago

horseshit........letting this one fly will probobly be 300,000 deaths minimum.

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highenergywinning 1 point ago

Well he said hes giving the governors full power to use the guard. I dont like this

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MagaChamp253 2 points ago

So far everyone I'd heard from that have first hand knowledge of the Guard doing things in their area are doing things like setting up beds, moving resources from one hospital to another, ferrying supplies from the local airport, to various businesses/hospitals, etc.

Agreed with you though - if this 'social distancing' turns into (Lumberg Voice) "mmm, yeahh... we're going to need you stay in your homes, under penalty of law, for....say....the next 3 months? yeah...that'd be great.." that's when the vast majority of the people here are going to say a big 'Fk You.'

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HilarityComplex 3 points ago

The national guard is composed of friends and neighbors.

I would have a hard time believing that they would turn on their own.

But yes, you are correct.

The longer this goes on, the more there is a chance that force by the government will kick off a big igloo.

The worst part of that will be our nation's enemies taking advantage of the turmoil.

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OMBOMB 15 points ago

"I'm a little upset with China..."

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Slash78 15 points ago

Dammit Spectrum wtf did you go to Ads for on Fox News Channel? Well time to find another feed I guess.

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lateralus 15 points ago

Once they get the anti-malaria drugs out and the infrastructure set up, we'll be back to work, God willing before a recession sets in

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CatholicAgnostic 15 points ago

It's been snowing here in Indiana all afternoon. Fitting, because getting to watch my President on a Sunday feels just like Christmas!

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myredditnameisfake 8 points ago

Checking in from NE Indiana!!

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CatholicAgnostic 7 points ago

Nice! I'm in NW IN!

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Trump_Train_101 5 points ago

Checking in from North Carolina......

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doug2 2 points ago

Checking in from mars usee to live on Indy.

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ChokingOnARedpill 3 points ago

NW Central Indiana.

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myredditnameisfake 2 points ago

Derp..I am in NWI. Dont know why I typed NE. I actually live in Starke county.

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spezisthedevil 15 points ago

When should hypochondriacs come in for testing?

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Whoopies_tds 4 points ago

Daily

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findthewarmspot 15 points ago

Coming for the hoarders!

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PleaseHonk 4 points ago

and Price Gougers!!

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 15 points ago

WARTIME PRESIDENT

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AmazingAlphonseA 3 points ago

Juist like the War Doctor but badass.

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StillplayenSometimes 15 points ago

Lots of big companies may permanently diversify to medical field. Thats great, believe me, that's what you want

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isaac 7 points ago

Hopefully FDA lets them do research and engineering in the long run.

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drsowells1fan 15 points ago

She can't wait to let federal criminals out to hasten the descent into anarchy.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 15 points ago

Romney will need a ventilator when he hears what trump said and the size of the smile and all

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AOCs_tits 15 points ago

Maybe FEMA guy just got redpilled hard and is, for the first time, allowing himself to feel the anger towards the left that has been building in his soul for years.

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_bryan 1 point ago

The guy who walked off of ABC?

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AOCs_tits 4 points ago

I'm talking about Captain Sadness in the windbreaker to the right of VSG

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patslimmy1 15 points ago

We have like 7 real wars/fighting going on in countries and now he's gotta battle with a pandemic.

Straight up he's a wartime President.

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Marijuana_Salsa 15 points ago

No sarcasm whatsoever KEK

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AbrahamLincoln 15 points ago

Romney hiding in his magic underwear closet.

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Sea_Still [S] 15 points ago

Thanks, Mods!

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lateralus 15 points ago

Oh... Shit... The REEEE heard round the world.

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SpezIsABundleOfTwigs 15 points ago

Holy fucking shit these reporters are annoying

"MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT"

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ChuckedBeef 14 points ago (edited)

Edit, apparently not all of them cut it off.

FOX cut this press conferemce off for fucking TMZ , can you believe that shit??

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Visceroth 6 points ago

Still going on OANN

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Free0fReddit 5 points ago

whitehouse.gov/live/

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Whoopies_tds 4 points ago

NBC is still on, ABC went to commercial about 5 minutes in

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GravenImage 3 points ago

Isn't that just because is ran over their time block? NBC still has it.

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IPredictARiot 14 points ago

Looks like the delay is because lawmakers can't agree on a bill for the China Virus.

Trump is probably busy saving the country again.

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anotherunperson 7 points ago

Beating the shit out of Pelosi?

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago

"Social distance this!"

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PGM92 14 points ago

Big bold package

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Woohan 10 points ago

The best, folks, believe me

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cronoes 1 point ago

I'm excited for Trump bucks.

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senatefuckedus 0 points ago

It failed. Didnt pass

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cronoes 1 point ago

Pelosi bombed it. Fuck her.

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StillplayenSometimes 14 points ago

China is an enemy country. American businesses should not be down there. Would we let american companies give supplies to nazi germany??? We need to procect ourselves against these guys. We believe in free markets not dumb markets; not markets dealing with people that want to kill us.

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cccpneveragain 14 points ago

We need to call up Carter to see what he says about it? Lol

He didn't mention Reagan

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anotherunperson 6 points ago

Ouija board?

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cccpneveragain 7 points ago

Hell yea! He may have the most knowledge on the subject. Can't be much less use than calling Obama.

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napoleon4321 7 points ago

In fairness, Reagan's dead so he's not exactly available for comment, lol.

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Ithrowawaay 14 points ago

Little somber out the gate, but hot damn does 45 get on a roll.

Imagining him on the debate stage with anyone, taking loaded questions from fake news will be an absolute bloodbath.

The msm and dems don’t stand a chance against this man.

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patslimmy1 14 points ago

TRUMP RESCUES ANOTHER!!

That's the last you'll hear of it. MSM doesn't care.

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g0rdy 2 points ago

Rescued who? Missed it

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patslimmy1 1 point ago

He didn't specify the name or area. Military may have been involved - said they went in to get her.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 14 points ago

These reporters Actually Believe that they have information our President and his team doesn't have.... LMAOOOOO

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edinburger 14 points ago

I cant believe these people are employed to write news stories. Sickening.

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polish_snausage 4 points ago

I can't believe they haven't been sent home They are not essential.

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StillplayenSometimes 14 points ago

Having no economy will cause more death than this virus

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lateralus 3 points ago

Yep

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ElectricChad 14 points ago

Donate blood! Did you hear that bitch huffing? Sorry cunt, he's doing amazing and we will win.

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RalphWaldoWiggum 14 points ago

This guy is great!

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PleaseHonk 7 points ago

Peter Navaro? Yes he is. He was the only financial guy who called the Trump win in 2016.

He’s MAGA and he knows how to win

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IPredictARiot 14 points ago

I love that he is advocating for states rights and the rights of private business even during a crisis.

Amazing POTUS. SO sad the NPCs don't know how good we all have it.

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PleaseHonk 5 points ago

BEST PRESIDENT EVER

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n0kx 1 point ago

So true. The mentality between the left and right is on full display right now.

The left thinks everything is theirs and that they are entitled to anything, while Trump is getting everyone to work together (voluntarily) and respecting the rights of countries and individuals.

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OneOfMany_MAGA 14 points ago

Pence 2024

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StillplayenSometimes 14 points ago

New York's greatest export: Trump

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 14 points ago

KENTUCKY GOVERNOR SHUTTING DOWN non-essential business starting 8pm tomorrow night

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AbrahamLincoln 13 points ago

Wow another Dem infringing on people's rights. Shocker.

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Tylerlc22 14 points ago

This is what im having a hard time with. I am not as scared of the Corona as I am with the government reach that is being shown

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LtPatterson 2 points ago

We're nowhere near worst case scenario. Hope you bought supplies if you know what I mean.

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Mrsfedo 1 point ago

I waited in line for 2 hours at a gun shop in PA Thursday. No regrets.

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LtPatterson 5 points ago

DeWine did the same for Ohio a few hours ago. 11:59pm tomorrow, Ohio shuts down.

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Mrsfedo 1 point ago

NJ & PA are already there.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 5 points ago

I mean it’s practically where we already are given what is and isn’t essential on the list.

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 12 points ago

Wait. Just remembered we now have a Democrat governor in Kentucky

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago

their solution to everything so far is whatever wrecks the economy more and makes dRUmpF look worse

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hollow_fang 4 points ago

Seriously it’s like a virtue signal now for who can close the most for the longest.

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CarpenterRichard 5 points ago

There was yuge cheating in that election

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TheGhostOfSethRich 5 points ago

Is there a link for that or was it on his nightly broadcast?

I had some business to attend to it Louisville. We may need to cancel that out.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 4 points ago

RSBN YOUTUBE FEED HAS IT LIVE ON SPLIT-SCREEN

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TheGhostOfSethRich 3 points ago

Thanks pede

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aangler100 2 points ago

source?

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 1 point ago

The Governor of Kentucky

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aangler100 1 point ago

where? the only source I see is Muh_Wailing_MXbabies

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Mrsattorney 14 points ago

Hunt down the fucking hoarders.

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angryamerican1964 1 point ago

military tribunal and hanging if found guilty

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spezisthedevil 14 points ago

You cannot fence the Pence!

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mightyclaw 6 points ago

I LIKE IT

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Ithrowawaay 14 points ago

“Hoarders, we’ll buy your shit. if you don’t come forward with it, we’re gonna lock your ass up and take it.”

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OMBOMB 3 points ago

If you try to sell it for 7X market

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angryamerican1964 1 point ago

GOOD as long as they dont go after legit preppers who have legitimate stock piles

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