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Mad_Hattie 10 points ago

And don't forget

8pm curfews because it comes out at night.

No gatherings over 10 people unless you are in a supermarket as those are immune.

And you can't drink alcohol at a bar because the virus might be sensitive to it and die.

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DisrespectfulNipples [S] 7 points ago

Also in Pennsylvania and New Orleans you cannot buy guns. Am I miss any other states/cities?

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Mad_Hattie 4 points ago

NJ i think.

Then again i might be wrong.

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King 2 points ago

corona cures corona

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koditxu 2 points ago

I’m certainly testing that hypothesis daily.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 6 points ago

Chicken Little The Sky Is Falling.

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_TheConsumer_ 6 points ago

It is seriously unbelievable.

I’ll tell you what really got my radar up: when the CDC suddenly found out that “The young are the majority of all hospitalizations - contrary to what was originally thought.”

You didn’t notice the patients were young until 4 months in? What?

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Belleoffreedom 3 points ago

And here I thought I was supposed to believe everything I see here in green print.

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