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posted ago by SheGuevara2020 [M]

HELLLLOOOOO LATE NIGHT CREW!

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WELCOME TO LADIES NIGHT: QUARANTINE EDITION!

SheGuevara2020 here, alongside (but maintaining appropriate social distance) with fellow moddess goddesses IvaginaryFriend and SharksGrill. We hope everyone has been doing good despite the craziness going on right now.


TOILET PAPER TIPS!

For those who are stuck inside and are running low on toilet paper, just know that there is Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Hilary Clinton, Joe Biden, AOC and Bernie Sanders toilet paper available on Amazon as of 11:00am TT this morning. I’m sure most of you would have bought this toilet paper anyways. I have a roll of Obama toilet paper stashed in the bathroom just in case we run out. Thanks Obama! Another mod, ldanwill, also suggested that the Quran, Communist Manifesto, and Hillary Clinton books also make for great toilet paper substitutes. Might be a bit pricey but we don’t want you pedes to have to go outside and deal with a toilet paper dealer.


TIME FOR OUR FLOTUS WITH THE MOSTEST!

Earlier today FLOTUS tweeted about how the nation is having a severe blood shortage due to the coronavirus canceling blood drives.

“If you are healthy, please consider donating blood to help save lives! The @RedCross is taking extraordinary precautions to ensure the environment is safe.” – FLOTUS 3/18/2020 4:18 PM TT

FLOTUS also tweeted about Scholastic Learn At Home for parents who have children at home due to the school closures.

“I know these can be trying times for parents & kids. I encourage students at all grade levels to continue their learning at home. Scholastic Learn At Home allows open access to daily learning.” - FLOTUS 3/18/2020 1:11 PM TT


TIME FOR SOME QUARANTINE MUSIC!

Bullet with Butterfly Wings – Smashing Pumpkins

It’s The End Of The World As We Know It – REM

Down With The Sickness – Disturbed

Toxicity – System of A Down

Inside Out – Five Finger Death Punch

#[HELLLLOOOOO LATE NIGHT CREW!](https://i.maga.host/jTs0IcR.png) *washes hands* #WELCOME TO LADIES NIGHT: QUARANTINE EDITION! **SheGuevara2020** here, alongside (but maintaining appropriate social distance) with fellow moddess goddesses **IvaginaryFriend** and **SharksGrill**. We hope everyone has been doing good despite the craziness going on right now. *** #[TOILET PAPER TIPS!](https://i.maga.host/nSNlVGH.png) For those who are stuck inside and are running low on toilet paper, just know that there is Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Hilary Clinton, Joe Biden, AOC and Bernie Sanders toilet paper available on Amazon as of 11:00am TT this morning. I’m sure most of you would have bought this toilet paper anyways. I have a roll of Obama toilet paper stashed in the bathroom just in case we run out. Thanks Obama! Another mod, **ldanwill**, also suggested that the Quran, Communist Manifesto, and Hillary Clinton books also make for great toilet paper substitutes. Might be a bit pricey but we don’t want you pedes to have to go outside and [deal with a toilet paper dealer](https://i.maga.host/WSX9ZU2.png). *** #TIME FOR OUR FLOTUS WITH THE MOSTEST! Earlier today FLOTUS [tweeted](https://maga.host/s/GSTPkU2) about how the nation is having a severe blood shortage due to the coronavirus canceling blood drives. “If you are healthy, please consider donating blood to help save lives! The @RedCross is taking extraordinary precautions to ensure the environment is safe.” – FLOTUS 3/18/2020 4:18 PM TT FLOTUS also [tweeted](https://maga.host/s/3BrxIbR) about Scholastic Learn At Home for parents who have children at home due to the school closures. “I know these can be trying times for parents & kids. I encourage students at all grade levels to continue their learning at home. Scholastic Learn At Home allows open access to daily learning.” - FLOTUS 3/18/2020 1:11 PM TT *** #[TIME FOR SOME QUARANTINE MUSIC!](https://i.maga.host/mRNQiXB.gif) [Bullet with Butterfly Wings – Smashing Pumpkins](https://youtu.be/ET3w3vzQW6g) [It’s The End Of The World As We Know It – REM](https://youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY) [Down With The Sickness – Disturbed](https://youtu.be/_wA5NmQESx8) [Toxicity – System of A Down](https://youtu.be/64FrYGRrKVY) [Inside Out – Five Finger Death Punch](https://youtu.be/FsNzdKLKsKQ)
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Dennislearsysbastard 9 points ago

I don't know about you all but I'm laying pipe like it's construction season. Hope the girls here are getting the attention they deserve.

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SheGuevara2020 [S] 11 points ago

There’s apparently a condom shortage so don’t be surprised if we have an influx of baby pedes this December. Not that that’s a bad thing. 😉

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Mad_Hattie 13 points ago

Coronials (Dun smack me, I bruise easily!!)

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SheGuevara2020 [S] 9 points ago

Haha I heard that term. I’m going to have to tell the little pede that they were conceived BEFORE mommy and daddy were quarantined inside the house. 😂

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Mad_Hattie 8 points ago

It's an apt term, and hilarious.

Hope Lil 'Pede grows up as awesome as their parents.

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SheGuevara2020 [S] 6 points ago

It is! Aww you’re sweet. We’ll try our best to raise our little pede to MAGA.