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PyroSphere 67 points ago

Looks like Pepe's on a roll.

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HiddenDekuScrub 23 points ago

Oh that was just terrible.

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NvJohansson 22 points ago

I agree, it was a shitty joke.

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Aquamine-Amarine 11 points ago

Don't soil the mood.

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Guruchild 8 points ago

No need to be such a turd.

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flipping_some_tables 3 points ago

Great Scott!

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Mr_Beanths 8 points ago

r/AngryUpvote DEEERRRDEERRRDEERER REDDIT!!!! DEEEEEER REEEEE!

SPEZ IS A PEDO!

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Hlodvigovich915 5 points ago

You mean tearable?

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Grips 6 points ago

This post is floating to the top

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Pepe_covfefe 4 points ago (edited)

Covfefe makes me poop!

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uncle_nurgle 22 points ago

Fine memery pede keep them coming

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 14 points ago

Thanks, uncle_nurgle!

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 12 points ago

stickied? omg I'm famous now

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BIDENSACPADDICT 7 points ago

Watch out for CNN.

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El_Magarino 2 points ago

Nice!

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China_dindu_nuffin 17 points ago

Seriously though what’s with the TP? I got cucks in Chicago running around with boxes of it.

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 14 points ago

I have no idea! It's insanity

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The_Litehaus_Abides 9 points ago

It's a mystery, isn't it? I've been like "Why toilet paper, of all things. Wtf?"

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Aquamine-Amarine 7 points ago

I don't get it. My radio station was wondering what else you can use to clean yourself downstairs... and I'm thinking to myself, um, baby wipes?

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WassermanSchultz 8 points ago

If you're at home you could just hop in the shower real quick if you're in a pinch.

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stormybanks 6 points ago

Cloth baby diapers, old handkerchiefs or rags, Kleenex, or take the plunge and buy a bidet. There's still plenty of options.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 9 points ago

Wait till they all find out that Silverfish EAT toilet paper! https://www.askaprepper.com/watch-out-for-these-toilet-paper-eating-bugs/#comment-495286

So they're gonna just hoard that shit (no pun intended) and then go to the hoarder closet in a year and find only dust at the bottom.... kek

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago

Interesting thing i discovered - Lavender Oil and Eucalyptus oil both keep silverfish away. So I put some of that in my storage closet. But I didn't buy 8 years worth, either!

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Doomguy1994 6 points ago (edited)

Either they think that Coronavirus causes dysentery or they think that having a clean bunghole is the most important commodity during a pandemic.

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NADSAQ 6 points ago

My hypothesis is the name reminds people of a shitty margarita hangover with a side of beer shits, and people are stupid; therefore a run on TP.

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etnguyen03 6 points ago

I go to Costco. There is literally a line snaking thrice around one side of the building to get in (30 minutes) then a line down from the entrance all the way to the back for TP and water. Hey if I'm out of TP that's not a problem, that's what the leaves outside are for. If I don't have bottled water that's what a water filter and the tap is for. I'm there for actual food that I need.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago

I keep saying: it’s because they are full of shit.

(Sorry)

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KekistanPM 4 points ago

People actually think they're going to be forced to not leave their homes for weeks.

Other people do it "just in case."

Thanks a lot MSM.

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solarsavior 3 points ago

Need to wrap some houses.

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DeplorableCentipede 2 points ago

Because other people are buying toilet paper, and if the supermarkets run out, you want to have a few bags stashed away.

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pattrn 11 points ago

Gotta say, this post has finally convinced me that thedonald.win is the new home of The_Donald. Well done good sir. This train has no brakes!

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uncle_nurgle 8 points ago

Come hang out in discord. Very fine people in discord. Best memes. Ask anybody.

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pattrn 2 points ago

Indeed! I'm already in Discord with this same username.

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 7 points ago

I am honored!

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TrumpsWall 10 points ago

Don’t sit too long. Those hemorrhoids are a real bummer👌

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magastrophysicist 8 points ago

that's why the libs suggest Reparations H

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CarpenterRichard 5 points ago

LOL 👍👍

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basedtexapede 8 points ago

I assume there's a cup of covfefe behind the toilet paper.

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Liberty_Prime 8 points ago

Wasn't it Ebola that made you...unable to control your....you needed toilet paper!

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_fuckallofyou_ 17 points ago

I wholeheartedly believe that society as a whole is declining in IQ. I don't mean that in a "haha" jab kind of way. I honestly believe that social media, movies and television are making people's cognitive function decline rapidly. Mix that with low IQ people breeding low IQ children at a rate higher than average, to above average IQ individuals, it's a mixture for disaster.

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NADSAQ 5 points ago

There’s no selection pressure for intelligence. Why would it increase anymore?

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BillionsAndBillions [S] 2 points ago

Yeah. We need like a pandemic or something.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago

I was in a thread on Reddit today where some stupid fuck said "Trump called the virus a hoax!". Someone linked the snopes page (of course their post was downvoted), and the guy responded 'oh, I can see the confusion now'.

This stupid faggot never even heard what Trump actually said, he was literally just spitting out bullshit he heard other people tell him.

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_fuckallofyou_ 2 points ago

Reddit is a hivemind that reinforces each others ignorance and completely shuns facts and logic.

Now, I get we can all be hysteric at times, pissed off and skew truth, I've done it myself. But when you present these people with facts; they often set you up to be doxxed and banned. Then my favorite "Well you post in /r/The_Donald therefore anything you say is false. It's their own little nest of ignorance they feel content with. The truth does hurt but I'd rather live my life as honestly as possible. Fuck those people. Fuck Reddit and fuck China for their influence in our culture.

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Liberty_Prime 2 points ago

Here's the curious part: what part of my statement warranted that response? Was it the accurate depiction of the symptoms of Ebola, or the unwarranted mass purchases of toilet paper in the current "crisis?"

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_fuckallofyou_ 2 points ago

I was agreeing with you. I think this toilet paper shortage is one of the most saddest events in human history. People fighting over paper you use to wipe your ass with. That's what I was trying to convey. That only low IQ individuals actually fall for this hoax.

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_fuckallofyou_ 7 points ago

People have lost their fucking minds with this toilet paper hording....

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Straightwhitewhale 6 points ago

I'm buying stock in bidets. Gunna be some big sales coming up.

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_fuckallofyou_ 4 points ago

My local Lowe's has bidets that you can hook right into the water line and hang on the side of the toilet, go under the seat so when you need it, just use it.

Never used one. I'll stick to flushable wipes lol.

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MythArcana 7 points ago

Pepe just keeps on shoppin' and shoppin'. He doesn't know how to stop!

(How about a loan until May, bro?)

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 6 points ago

Shitposts incoming pepe.

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OnlyTrump20 5 points ago

Flaunting your rolls, eh?

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LowIQMaxineWaters 5 points ago (edited)

Good to have, just in case you need to clean up any ridiculous bullshit

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FransiscoDAnconia 4 points ago

Cozy check?

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global_cafeous 4 points ago

Looks like he's ready for some shit posting

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WeaponizedSmirk 4 points ago

Need a couple of bottles of Corona and some hand sanitizer in there.

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Va3V1ctis 3 points ago (edited)

I like this meme!

F*** Reddit!

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themaga 3 points ago

Lol yes wrap yourself in a least 2ft of tp bare minimum!!!

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago

And people judged me for my Bath & Body Works addiction. Well guess who has a bunch of soaps and hand sanitizers!

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ArchieInTheBunker 2 points ago

Does Pepe really need that much TP while he masturbates in quarantine?!

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based_truth 2 points ago

I refused to play into the hysteria now I have one roll left. Guess I’ll use paper towels.

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kb3pxr 2 points ago

Needs more dark mode.