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Proud_American 181 points ago

Looks like brexit happened just in the nick of time.

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Frog_Prince 61 points ago

Let’s get this UK a coat, patriot!

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michael_obama 33 points ago

I kind of miss the bots from (shithole Chinese website)

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Darkheartisland 58 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 210,801 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 74.77% of our goal to coat the 281,944 great people of Newark, New Jersey. Let's make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat, for every coat a Centipede!

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FreeChopperRides 21 points ago

Good (not) bot.

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RethSitch 19 points ago

There are more muslims in the UK than most of Eastern Europe together

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serialkvetcher 18 points ago

Heck their capital is run by a Caliph

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RethSitch 13 points ago

Sadiq Cunt

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Data 2 points ago

Sadistiq Con

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4touchdownbundy 17 points ago (edited)

Lol, gave me a chuckle

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Carry_Your_Name 17 points ago

They were reacting in that way at the beginning, condemning his travel ban on China as racist against "Asians". You know the drill.

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quailman03 17 points ago

Last week: It's just the flu!

This week: It's just old people!

Next week: (gurgling sounds because they're infected with mexican beer flu)

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SoYuge 9 points ago

I think we should use that to our advantage. Like seriously take positions that are bad, they will oppose ANYTHING he does. Reverse psychology.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago

That's exactly what will happen. They'll say his response was too hasty and cost us billions, as well as tanked the stock market.

But while it's still a thing, the tens of bedridden octogenarian nursing home residents that succumb to the flu will be all they wail about.

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xBigCoffinHunter 42 points ago

r/politics calling it racist! You can’t make this shit up

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HanAssholeSolo 39 points ago

I’m old enough to remember when they said he wasn’t doing enough.

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xBigCoffinHunter 27 points ago

Ban China travel - that’s xenophobic and fear mongering

A month later - Trump isn’t doing anything!

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DanIsSwell 11 points ago

Dems: Trump isn’t doing enough to stop it!

Trump: OK fine. More travel bans.

Dems: Huh? No! You must let the virus in! We just meant you aren’t putting enough “stop the virus” funding in our pockets.

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serialkvetcher 6 points ago

Two months later- Here, build the damn walls, dig a deep moat and fill it with Alligators! PLEASE SEAL THE DAMN BORDERS, MR PRESIDENT!!

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basedtexapede 15 points ago

So three days old then? You are really good with a keyboard for your age. Only stay away from Joepedo, that's my advice.

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OliverWillis 8 points ago

I thought the fedora kids on reddit thought religious people are stupid and primitive? This goes right in line with their thinking.

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Konsaki 3 points ago

But Europe is 'White People' and everyone knows you can't be racist against white people!

/s

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hai_Priesty 2 points ago

Hey, Wuflu is the actual name that sticks and STUCKS in normal people's minds too. It's not like there had been some intentional "racist thought leader" from the conservatives that made up these words to control its followers, like "some dog whistle" the democrats claim they heard.

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RogueLeaderX 37 points ago

Very sad, but VERY TRUE!

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xiao_maga_part2 21 points ago (edited)

Hey (hey), I'm your life

I'm the one who takes you there

Hey (hey), I'm your life

I'm the one who cares

They (they), they betray

I'm your only true friend now

They (they), they'll betray

I'm forever there

I'm your dream, make you real

I'm your eyes when you must steal

I'm your pain when you can't feel

Sad but true

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Kielo2 4 points ago

Now I have to listen to Metallica

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Birdlawyer85 26 points ago

It's funny because it's true.

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magnokor 16 points ago

USA only needs close links, alliances, reciprocal visiting rules, with English-speaking Christian nations.

Exploding vest nations, bat soup places, ebola lands, never your friends.

They can't but still will, call President Trump names as the smart thing would be to deny Asia and Africa entrance, but it is Slovenia and others who are asked to stay where they are.

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RT_America 15 points ago

Where is Somaliswedistan????

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Proud_American 5 points ago

You can see the bottom of it there just east of Denmark.

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RT_America 7 points ago

Yup, I can see and smell the horrific rapes...

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serialkvetcher 2 points ago

The rotten corpses of their warrior viking ancestors rolling in their graves.

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incogneato 3 points ago

Look under "Minnesota"

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infinitysupreme 3 points ago

You mean Ilhan Omar's district?

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serialkvetcher 1 point ago

Sheesh, thats way too looney!

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stepping_razor123 14 points ago

UK is not on the travel ban. I hope they shut down travel to the E.U. Caliphate. I am Canadian and I hate to say it but you all might need to take a look at our border as our govt will let everybody and anybody into our country.

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incogneato 11 points ago

yeah, y'all even let The Harry Formerly Known as "Prince" and Yoko Ono move there, lol

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vilagfenye 7 points ago (edited)

:( i used to live in Canada for a while, in Toronto, Ottawa, Vancouver, and lastly Calgary (which was my favourite). Im so sad what Trudeau has done.

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TheThirdPositionist 3 points ago (edited)

You laugh about Europe but the United States is 61% non Hispanic White.

85%+ of French and 90% of Germans are still White. Us Americans should put our own demographics in order before shitting on Europeans. Namely stop raising the H2B cap like Trump just did and attack LEGAL as well as illegal immigration.

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Marshall 4 points ago (edited)

It's not about RACE, it's about KEKNESS.

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trump2twenty20 1 point ago

What's wrong with blacks who integrate?

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TheThirdPositionist 0 points ago

13 do 50

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RethSitch 1 point ago

It is stupid and ignorant to be honest. Majority of European countries are more homogenous than the US ever was. You don't see the same muslim loving degeneracy in Eastern Europe. Its a few Western European countries that go on with this globalist crap, but even the average people there (who people here are shitting on) are sick of it. But hey its a cheap low effort joke

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Vir4030 13 points ago

LOL, this is the first thing I said to my wife.

This will be shut down by the 9th Circuit Court tomorrow. Don't worry about it.

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Awilen 3 points ago

The 9th Circuit Court has been flipped though.

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/02/24/788473/

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shadoweyes 12 points ago

This is definitely not Reddit

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AnotherPatriot 7 points ago

Thank God

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fingerofkek 4 points ago

Ain’t it grand!

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based_trekkie 11 points ago

Here is a meme version: https://i.imgflip.com/3s8nhs.jpg

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SemperFree 10 points ago

Epic!

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GEOTUSfan 9 points ago

reddit is spinning this is a bad thing lol. no wonder they are mostly unemployed whiners, too stupid

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solarsavior 5 points ago

Hey now! They have full time employment as shills.

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hai_Priesty 2 points ago

Full time job with zero pay, like many young and naive grassroot volunteers at Bernie's campaign.

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SnipedYou 8 points ago

I just posted asking about this yesterday. If Trump didn't do this, I would've lost some respect. I should never doubt that Donald Trump has the safety of Americans as his top priority.

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago

Never forget, Trump has put a travel ban on more white people than he did on Muslims in 2017.

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No_Fun_Allowed 7 points ago

My boss started a two week trip to France and Germany a week ago. Should be an interesting day tomorrow.

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duvalpede 12 points ago

You are the boss now.

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DinsdalePiranha 7 points ago

This is the spiciest and saltiest thing I've seen on TD.win yet. I laughed my ass off. Good work!

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readysetgo 6 points ago

as a European from an undisclosed country.. i find this.. way too accurate lol :(

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RethSitch -1 points ago

Also way too ignorant since most of Europe doesnt follow the muslim lovers in the west.

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twoscoops4america 6 points ago

I love how he specifically said the U.K. was excluded.

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SwampSwan 1 point ago

I was at work, just got home. Missed it! So has UK slammed their borders shut or what?

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SwampSwan 1 point ago (edited)

Double post

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SwampSwan 1 point ago (edited)

Triple post, damn

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MsAnthropic 1 point ago

Brexit baby, BREXIT! 😎

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SpaceForce 6 points ago

lolz

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Poopster_C 6 points ago

🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

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NoPrisners 5 points ago

God I missed you all. Just made an account and it’s so good to be back.

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Feelsgoodman 2 points ago

Welcome!

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ElectricChad 5 points ago

They are already reeeing on Speddit, of course there is a megathread. The salt is flowing.

True, it hurts my head to think of the many side-implications of this. Holy cow this is crazy RIP stock Market

Tendies dropping all over the place.

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duvalpede 4 points ago

Futures are down on the markets and even though I work in finance... I don’t really give a shit.

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ittybittykittyloaf 1 point ago

I've been enjoying the buying opportunity. God bless, I'm financially stable enough to be able to be okay in a down-turn like this.

I feel bad for the people that are cheering this hysteria on, either because they're in some white-hot rage over Trump's presidency, or because they just don't have any money to invest and "fuck boomers lul xd." I feel worse for the people that are actually being hurt by this.

In an unfortunate way, this virus is probably going to be incredibly profitable for me. :/

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uzi5v2 4 points ago

Hit em with that Joepedo!

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Wuhan_Flu 4 points ago

Best thing Trump could've done in this situation.

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Dereliction [S] 3 points ago

France has the largest population of Muslims in the Western world, but they don't allow statistics to be collected on the actual number because asking would be "racist." 8.8% is the number commonly touted but realistically it's twice that estimate with 10+ million in the country.

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MagaMan91 4 points ago

Kek <==== This One

Kek

Kek

Kek

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RetroHousewife 3 points ago

Y’all got me good with this one. Kek.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 3 points ago

You bastard OP. Top fucking KEK.

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duvalpede 3 points ago

Now this is that old-school spice I’ve missed.

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jscotthooper1 3 points ago

Let's keep the Muslim travel Ban as a premanant ban. I can't stand those bastards coming here and try to change our culture to the one they ran away from to get here!

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GameLord 3 points ago

I've heard of Brexit but I've never heard of brdontenter!!

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FutureMan 3 points ago

I expected it, but I still LOLd like a hyena.

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Sup_squidy 2 points ago

spicy!

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WassermanSchultz 2 points ago

Lmfao

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago

Top thread title

Praise Kek

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Ostrichesarecool 2 points ago

Heh. Good point.

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mercynurse 2 points ago

🤣

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Gandalf 2 points ago

Salt production intensified!

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Gandalf 2 points ago

I can’t get enough of the winning, but can one get too much salt?

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KAG_Hawk 2 points ago

LOL. So sad, yet hilariously true.

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oasisbotch 2 points ago

they must go back

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago

Funny!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago (edited)

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO YEPPPPPPPP! Top Kek! 🤣

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LordofNorthMesquite 2 points ago

Made me burst into laughter. Well done. 10 out of 10.

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JS_Mill 2 points ago

Kek! My sides!!

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Gangfang 2 points ago

Fuckin lol

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ticl 2 points ago

France will be majority Mooselim any day now.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago

Paris used to be on my bucket list.

Wanted to see the place and all the Parisians refusing to speak English.

I mean they still refuse to speak English but I think all the French people ran for the hills.

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TyronesGFsHusband 2 points ago

IMPEACHABLE REEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 2 points ago

EPIC!!! 😱

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katsumi27 2 points ago

Kek

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Ritt777 2 points ago

Top kek

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wonderfulusa 1 point ago

This brings clarity & meaning to the phrase " The Truth Hurts " .

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catbertz 1 point ago

Damn! taps head

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trump2twenty20 1 point ago

The uk and ireland aren't banned, just the schengen area (basically everywhere except UK and Ireland)

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Dereliction [S] 1 point ago

Donald Trump has explained his decision to exclude the United Kingdom from his European travel restrictions by saying Britain was doing a "good job" in fighting the coronavirus. The UK has so far recorded 590 cases and 10 deaths.

SOURCE: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/coronavirus-trump-says-he-excluded-uk-from-europe-travel-ban-because-britain-doing-a-good-job/ar-BB116igL

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FTR12 1 point ago

Top kek

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SkookumJanitor 1 point ago

Bye

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freespeech4all 1 point ago

LMAO so true

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ramennov 1 point ago (edited)

Ow, OP. Ow.

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TheDerpState 1 point ago

Just about spit my coffee out. 😂

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