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Proud_American 181 points ago +182 / -1

Looks like brexit happened just in the nick of time.

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Frog_Prince 61 points ago +61 / -0

Let’s get this UK a coat, patriot!

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michael_obama 33 points ago +34 / -1

I kind of miss the bots from (shithole Chinese website)

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Darkheartisland 58 points ago +58 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 210,801 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 74.77% of our goal to coat the 281,944 great people of Newark, New Jersey. Let's make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat, for every coat a Centipede!

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FreeChopperRides 21 points ago +21 / -0

Good (not) bot.

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RethSitch 19 points ago +20 / -1

There are more muslims in the UK than most of Eastern Europe together

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serialkvetcher 18 points ago +18 / -0

Heck their capital is run by a Caliph

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RethSitch 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sadiq Cunt

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadistiq Con

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4touchdownbundy 17 points ago +17 / -0 (edited)

Lol, gave me a chuckle

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Carry_Your_Name 17 points ago +17 / -0

They were reacting in that way at the beginning, condemning his travel ban on China as racist against "Asians". You know the drill.

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quailman03 17 points ago +17 / -0

Last week: It's just the flu!

This week: It's just old people!

Next week: (gurgling sounds because they're infected with mexican beer flu)

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SoYuge 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think we should use that to our advantage. Like seriously take positions that are bad, they will oppose ANYTHING he does. Reverse psychology.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's exactly what will happen. They'll say his response was too hasty and cost us billions, as well as tanked the stock market.

But while it's still a thing, the tens of bedridden octogenarian nursing home residents that succumb to the flu will be all they wail about.

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xBigCoffinHunter 42 points ago +44 / -2

r/politics calling it racist! You can’t make this shit up

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HanAssholeSolo 39 points ago +39 / -0

I’m old enough to remember when they said he wasn’t doing enough.

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xBigCoffinHunter 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ban China travel - that’s xenophobic and fear mongering

A month later - Trump isn’t doing anything!

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DanIsSwell 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dems: Trump isn’t doing enough to stop it!

Trump: OK fine. More travel bans.

Dems: Huh? No! You must let the virus in! We just meant you aren’t putting enough “stop the virus” funding in our pockets.

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serialkvetcher 6 points ago +6 / -0

Two months later- Here, build the damn walls, dig a deep moat and fill it with Alligators! PLEASE SEAL THE DAMN BORDERS, MR PRESIDENT!!

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basedtexapede 15 points ago +15 / -0

So three days old then? You are really good with a keyboard for your age. Only stay away from Joepedo, that's my advice.

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OliverWillis 8 points ago +9 / -1

I thought the fedora kids on reddit thought religious people are stupid and primitive? This goes right in line with their thinking.

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Konsaki 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Europe is 'White People' and everyone knows you can't be racist against white people!

/s

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hai_Priesty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, Wuflu is the actual name that sticks and STUCKS in normal people's minds too. It's not like there had been some intentional "racist thought leader" from the conservatives that made up these words to control its followers, like "some dog whistle" the democrats claim they heard.

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RogueLeaderX 37 points ago +38 / -1

Very sad, but VERY TRUE!

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xiao_maga_part2 21 points ago +21 / -0 (edited)

Hey (hey), I'm your life

I'm the one who takes you there

Hey (hey), I'm your life

I'm the one who cares

They (they), they betray

I'm your only true friend now

They (they), they'll betray

I'm forever there

I'm your dream, make you real

I'm your eyes when you must steal

I'm your pain when you can't feel

Sad but true

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Kielo2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now I have to listen to Metallica

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Birdlawyer85 26 points ago +26 / -0

It's funny because it's true.

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magnokor 16 points ago +17 / -1

USA only needs close links, alliances, reciprocal visiting rules, with English-speaking Christian nations.

Exploding vest nations, bat soup places, ebola lands, never your friends.

They can't but still will, call President Trump names as the smart thing would be to deny Asia and Africa entrance, but it is Slovenia and others who are asked to stay where they are.

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RT_America 15 points ago +15 / -0

Where is Somaliswedistan????

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Proud_American 5 points ago +6 / -1

You can see the bottom of it there just east of Denmark.

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RT_America 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup, I can see and smell the horrific rapes...

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serialkvetcher 2 points ago +2 / -0

The rotten corpses of their warrior viking ancestors rolling in their graves.

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incogneato 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look under "Minnesota"

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infinitysupreme 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean Ilhan Omar's district?

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serialkvetcher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sheesh, thats way too looney!

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stepping_razor123 14 points ago +14 / -0

UK is not on the travel ban. I hope they shut down travel to the E.U. Caliphate. I am Canadian and I hate to say it but you all might need to take a look at our border as our govt will let everybody and anybody into our country.

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incogneato 11 points ago +11 / -0

yeah, y'all even let The Harry Formerly Known as "Prince" and Yoko Ono move there, lol

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Marshall 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

It's not about RACE, it's about KEKNESS.

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trump2twenty20 1 point ago +2 / -1

What's wrong with blacks who integrate?

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TheThirdPositionist 0 points ago +1 / -1

13 do 50

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RethSitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is stupid and ignorant to be honest. Majority of European countries are more homogenous than the US ever was. You don't see the same muslim loving degeneracy in Eastern Europe. Its a few Western European countries that go on with this globalist crap, but even the average people there (who people here are shitting on) are sick of it. But hey its a cheap low effort joke

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Vir4030 13 points ago +13 / -0

LOL, this is the first thing I said to my wife.

This will be shut down by the 9th Circuit Court tomorrow. Don't worry about it.

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Awilen 3 points ago +3 / -0

The 9th Circuit Court has been flipped though.

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/02/24/788473/

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shadoweyes 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is definitely not Reddit

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AnotherPatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank God

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fingerofkek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ain’t it grand!

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based_trekkie 11 points ago +11 / -0

Here is a meme version: https://i.imgflip.com/3s8nhs.jpg

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SemperFree 10 points ago +10 / -0

Epic!

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solarsavior 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey now! They have full time employment as shills.

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hai_Priesty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Full time job with zero pay, like many young and naive grassroot volunteers at Bernie's campaign.

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SnipedYou 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just posted asking about this yesterday. If Trump didn't do this, I would've lost some respect. I should never doubt that Donald Trump has the safety of Americans as his top priority.

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Never forget, Trump has put a travel ban on more white people than he did on Muslims in 2017.

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No_Fun_Allowed 7 points ago +7 / -0

My boss started a two week trip to France and Germany a week ago. Should be an interesting day tomorrow.

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duvalpede 12 points ago +12 / -0

You are the boss now.

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DinsdalePiranha 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the spiciest and saltiest thing I've seen on TD.win yet. I laughed my ass off. Good work!

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readysetgo 6 points ago +6 / -0

as a European from an undisclosed country.. i find this.. way too accurate lol :(

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RethSitch -1 points ago +1 / -2

Also way too ignorant since most of Europe doesnt follow the muslim lovers in the west.

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twoscoops4america 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love how he specifically said the U.K. was excluded.

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was at work, just got home. Missed it! So has UK slammed their borders shut or what?

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Double post

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Triple post, damn

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MsAnthropic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brexit baby, BREXIT! 😎

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SpaceForce 6 points ago +6 / -0

lolz

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Poopster_C 6 points ago +6 / -0

🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

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NoPrisners 5 points ago +5 / -0

God I missed you all. Just made an account and it’s so good to be back.

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Feelsgoodman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome!

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are already reeeing on Speddit, of course there is a megathread. The salt is flowing.

True, it hurts my head to think of the many side-implications of this. Holy cow this is crazy RIP stock Market

Tendies dropping all over the place.

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duvalpede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Futures are down on the markets and even though I work in finance... I don’t really give a shit.

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ittybittykittyloaf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been enjoying the buying opportunity. God bless, I'm financially stable enough to be able to be okay in a down-turn like this.

I feel bad for the people that are cheering this hysteria on, either because they're in some white-hot rage over Trump's presidency, or because they just don't have any money to invest and "fuck boomers lul xd." I feel worse for the people that are actually being hurt by this.

In an unfortunate way, this virus is probably going to be incredibly profitable for me. :/

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uzi5v2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hit em with that Joepedo!

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Wuhan_Flu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best thing Trump could've done in this situation.

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Dereliction [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

France has the largest population of Muslims in the Western world, but they don't allow statistics to be collected on the actual number because asking would be "racist." 8.8% is the number commonly touted but realistically it's twice that estimate with 10+ million in the country.

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MagaMan91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek <==== This One

Kek

Kek

Kek

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RetroHousewife 3 points ago +3 / -0

Y’all got me good with this one. Kek.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

You bastard OP. Top fucking KEK.

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duvalpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now this is that old-school spice I’ve missed.

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jscotthooper1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's keep the Muslim travel Ban as a premanant ban. I can't stand those bastards coming here and try to change our culture to the one they ran away from to get here!

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GameLord 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've heard of Brexit but I've never heard of brdontenter!!

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FutureMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I expected it, but I still LOLd like a hyena.

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Sup_squidy 2 points ago +2 / -0

spicy!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top thread title

Praise Kek

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mercynurse 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣

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Gandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Salt production intensified!

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Gandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t get enough of the winning, but can one get too much salt?

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KAG_Hawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. So sad, yet hilariously true.

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO YEPPPPPPPP! Top Kek! 🤣

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LordofNorthMesquite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Made me burst into laughter. Well done. 10 out of 10.

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JS_Mill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek! My sides!!

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Gangfang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin lol

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ticl 2 points ago +2 / -0

France will be majority Mooselim any day now.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paris used to be on my bucket list.

Wanted to see the place and all the Parisians refusing to speak English.

I mean they still refuse to speak English but I think all the French people ran for the hills.

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TyronesGFsHusband 2 points ago +2 / -0

IMPEACHABLE REEEEEEEEE!!!!!