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JokeBiden 66 points ago (edited)

Imagine Joe's Republican...

It's easy if you try...

These clips would be on TV

All of his gaffes and lies

Imagine all the people

Hearing what Joe said ... ooo hooo

...

Imagine the reporters

Actually report the news

Telling you what really happened

And not just what they choose

Imagine all the laughing

When they hear what Joe said...ooo hooo

...

You know, Joe said that the dreamers

Are more American than you and me

But you never heard that quoted

on MSDNC

...

Imagine no censorship

No deep-state mind control

That Biden's malapropisms

Weren't flushed down the memory hole

IMAGINE ALL THE DUMBOCRATS

KNEW HOW DUMB JOE IS ... OOO HOO

...

You say that I'm a dreamer

But I'm not the only one

We can't afford a president

More spineless than Bush 41

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CommieCucksFuckOff 3 points ago

Masterful

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didyoumeanrecursion 3 points ago

Oof that username too!

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plastic_Strawman 2 points ago

Reminds me of "The Sound of Social Justice." Well done.

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GoldEagle97 42 points ago

I still can’t help but laugh my ass off at that “poor kids are just as bright as white kids” gaffe. It’s so hilariously bad.

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NoSteppy1776 44 points ago (edited)

It's like when Trump said "Baltimore is infested by rats" and the lefties automatically jumped to "YOU MEAN BLACK PEOPLE???" Gives you a glimpse into how the left's mind really works.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 12 points ago

The "keep punching, and punching" domestic violence gaffe was also hilariously bad. That one got the biggest reaction from a friend of mine who had never seen any of Biden's gems when I showed him a compilation.

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ViaAlpina -4 points ago

It's not even true.

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RectalDecompression 17 points ago

I can't believe the left is trying to elect a demented kid sniffing old man.

Well... Actually I can believe it.

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farfiman 15 points ago

It's all about the V.P. that will take over.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago

Which, amazingly, Biden has admitted to himself in a moment of lucidity.

"...it has to be demonstrated that, whomever I pick, is two things. One, is capable of immediately being president because I’m an old guy, right? No no, serious. Look, I thank God and I workout, no serious, I workout every morning, I’m in good shape, knock on wood as my mother would say."

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago

Imagine he's planning that the day after inauguration he resigns for "health reasons" to allow the next establishment puppet to take over.

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OliverWillis 5 points ago

Side of beef

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WxwXwxWxwXwxW 10 points ago

Actually I'm very surprised. They had an opportunity to create new political stars over the last few years and squandered the opportunity with dipshits like Beto and The Squad - not realizing how unpopular they were until it was too late.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago

This is a party that learned absolutely nothing from 2016.

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EPic 5 points ago

Trump should just straight up tweet that.

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Guruchild 14 points ago

When you're appealing to people's fears and anxieties, you can make some gains. How many unsafe bridges do you still have here in the state of Ohio... I mean Iowa, and I was just in Ohio because they have more. The cruise industry is suffering. We will bury Russia by turning over more neighboring countries to it's control. I know more than most people know. It's easy being vice president - you don't have to do anything.

The next president of the United States - Barack America! It was a successful dump. I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, I was involved in what the negroes, I mean, blacks were thinking, what they were feeling. I smelled her hair. When seagull droppings landed on my head at a campaign event at Bowers Beach two days before Election Day, I chose to read it as a sign of a coming success.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago

Indistinguishable from actual quotes.

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zeuskabob 11 points ago

The chart's just as nonsensical as he is these days.

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bubadmt 7 points ago

That's why it's so hilarious lmao

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bubadmt 9 points ago

These Biden memes are so much funnier than the 2016 ones, up there with the likes of Jeb Bush.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago

The Democrats have gifted us with a living meme and gaffe factory as their nominee. Praise Kek.

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Kibinimat 9 points ago

Lol

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HangtownBill 7 points ago

Biden reminds me of Gabby Johnson from Blazing Saddles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

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hillaryforprison 7 points ago

"I pledge of allegiance to the thing, of the United Stuff of the Thing. And to the republicans on which they stand, One Thingee of the Stuff, with You Know, and Free Stuff for All."

Joe Biden

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JediTrumptimusPrime 1 point ago

Ben Grimm for Prez!

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side_o_beef 3 points ago

Look, fat, little kids love pulling the hairs on my old man legs. No malarkey.

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jkatana 3 points ago

Not saying the placement makes much sense overall, but I would at least switch the bottom two, since constitutionalists and ideologies that argue for pedophilia on the basis of freedom tend to be in the opposite positions.

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SalSevenSix 3 points ago

Now that's big tent politics!

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Smagyarown 3 points ago

Looks like a set of trading cards.

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Schift_for_brains 3 points ago

This is retarded.

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lenisnore 3 points ago (edited)

> purple libright

👌

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Snypr18 2 points ago (edited)

THE THING

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Gunmolester 2 points ago

And its not a bad thing that whites will be an absolute minority in America right Joepedo?

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TendiesRee 2 points ago

labeling libright as pedos is some leftist bullshit from politicalcompassmemes.