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At Least We Don't Have Corona! (s01.geekpic.net) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by BowelSharpton
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MAGAnic316 43 points ago

San Franshitshow

comecoco 27 points ago

Brilliantly wicked!

fthecoup 22 points ago

Right now, Jeffrey Dahmer ate more people than Coronavirus has killed.

Whoopies_tds 9 points ago

And Chicago murder rate is still king

HanAssholeSolo 5 points ago

There are 10 times as many Clinton deaths.

McFatty7 20 points ago *

Democrats: "Don't be corona-phobic, bigot."

GlacialSpeed 13 points ago

High Quality Shitpost!

BowelSharpton [S] 12 points ago

This idea just literally just popped into my head. If I had the TECHNOLOGICAL expertise (and costly software) of Carpe Donktum I'd really be a force to contend with by gawd!

KekistanPM 9 points ago

After Coronavirus runs its course and we call out the panic stokers for causing all this fear around us, they're just going to say "Well we just got lucky; it could have been much worse! And when the next virus comes along I'LL F***ING STOKE PANIC AGAIN!"

MAGAbetterargument 2 points ago *

Will there ever be a post-mortem on bad journalism? The answer is no. Why? Who is going to do it?

Spez: spelling

IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago

Coronaphobia will be the death of us all!

maymay4america 7 points ago

out of the frying pan, into the fire. Those poor souls

NvJohansson 7 points ago *

When you come to San Francisco 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵 Don't forget to pack waders in your bags.

BowelSharpton [S] 13 points ago

And look out for that San Francisco Treat (SPLAT). The Left: Turning Once Pristine and Beautiful Locales Into Absolute Shitholes - It's What We Do Best.

independentbystander 2 points ago

Step Poo, Leave Awesome Tracks

Some Pathetic Leftists Attempt Terrorism

Silly Pelosi Leads Alien Town

Staatssicherheit 7 points ago

I hope one thing the Trump team/Pence is looking at is cases like Typhoid Mary, the super-spreaders.

BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago

I agree a thousand percent. Those who are either certifiably-infected or just 'feel sick' and intentionally go out and about to blast everyone in proximity should be imprisoned. Let's start by forcibly isolating Joe Biden.

stepping_razor123 6 points ago

yOU trUmPTarDs arE SCiENcE dENiERs, theY wILL geT chOleRA!!!!

BladderBeerPoopin 2 points ago

What, no herpes? Thought it was a party.

independentbystander 1 point ago

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

TRUMPwins2020kag 5 points ago

SPICY!!

OrdusMaleus 5 points ago

Oh thats spicy.

HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 5 points ago

Used to live in San Francisco. The worst thing about it is the people who live there because they can’t imagine living anywhere else.

“Sure I pay five grand a month for a rat-infested hovel, but where else am I gonna live? The rest of the country is a bunch of Budweiser-drinking cow fuckers who want to ban sex”. Ok bro.

Tranny_Fluid 4 points ago

Isn't it typhus and not typhoid? Either way, quality post.

BowelSharpton [S] 6 points ago

Thanks for bursting THAT bubble!! But you are correct and I am wrong - typhus is FLEA-borne, typically found in areas of horrifically bad hygiene, etc, whereas typhoid is FOOD borne typically. I should have just put "cholera".

Tranny_Fluid 2 points ago

Its all good, your name made me lol btw

grizzlyyy 4 points ago

It's so funny but sadly true.

WeaponizedSmirk 4 points ago

They have the Bubonic plague. How fucking dirty are you to get to the point you have medieval diseases?

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 3 points ago

Probably safer on the ship, lol

Sf_2468 2 points ago

I told a friend that’s very concerned about corona virus that we probably encounter far worse disease on a daily basis just walking through our neighborhood here in SF.

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Kckroosian 1 point ago

Needles & Shit California. Credit to Jericho Green