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LeapFrog 43 points ago

That poor dog-faced pony soldier...

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kylesuper 16 points ago

I know, from the looks of it, she went on vacation without him :(

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Ajora_G 7 points ago

He probably paid for it too.

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Jocko_Johnson 5 points ago

This is the way

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elpoePehTeW 30 points ago

Cucks for Sanders!

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justicein2020 11 points ago

That's redundant. :P

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Salt_Cartoonist 23 points ago

Running into him all night too

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mong04 18 points ago

OMG, how crazy! Bet he was even nice enough to buy her dinner!

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zigZag590 17 points ago

The jokes write themselves with these people.

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DeusVultPepe 11 points ago

Savage!

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weltbild 8 points ago

which one is the girlfriend I don't want to assume genders?

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MythArcana 9 points ago

Cucks be cuckin'.

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Ralphtherobot 9 points ago (edited)

Probably the same guy that complained to the webhosting company

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sickofaltspin -2 points ago

Cloudflare never blocked the site. Learn about how networks work before committing libel and slander.

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 4 points ago (edited)

Whoah Easy there Rex

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sickofaltspin -1 points ago

Put the pitchfork down and let the people that keep a roof over their head and kids fed hosting highly available websites with millions of users before you decide to accuse a site that is still and continued to provide service to the site throughout the down time of being the cause of the down time.

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Ralphtherobot 3 points ago

Hey pal, are you sick of alt-spin or something?

Why don't you set the record straight pal?

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the_light 1 point ago

Look Fat, libel and slander are separate things, and OP didn't specifically name drop. Learn about how English works before committing to join Corn Pop and his bad boys.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 8 points ago

oof power level over 9000

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upvotechamp 7 points ago

I am ashamed at how long it took me to get the joke. (ave is obviously a cuck and his gf’s “instructor” is the bull lmao)

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Swellingsuperman 6 points ago

Yep. Makes perfect sense!

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kylesuper 6 points ago (edited)

"...a better future for my wife's son"

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BMWbastard 5 points ago

These men are WEAK. Remember this is who attacks us on the internet.

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matt 4 points ago (edited)

“Not me. Us.”

Spoken like a true cuck.

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Butt_Master 4 points ago (edited)

This is the bald guy from Brazzers.

This didn't happen, its fake.

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siliconia 2 points ago

Yeah and that's his wife, if I'm not mistaken (who's also a porn star).

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glenlivet81 4 points ago

Ooof that's painful

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July_1776 4 points ago

lmfao this cannot be real (it probably is wow)

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totktonikak 4 points ago

Seems to be a joke. Apparently, the lady in the photo is married to the 'fitness instructor'.

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MeSewCorny 3 points ago

She got those lips too!

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BlueSaltMiner 3 points ago

Not me. Him.

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lurker2020 3 points ago

Only difference is Bernie pulling out.

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WeaponizedSmirk 2 points ago

How is this not satire!? Fuck me, they are pushing Poe's Law to the limit smh.

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago

Cucked.....

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago

Yuck!

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CovfefeAndDoughnuts 2 points ago

“We were in an open relationship that I wasn’t aware of” David Rose - Schitts Creek

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DeepWinter 2 points ago (edited)

Which is sadder?

The fact that he believes it was a cosmic coincidence that she met her fitness instructor while she was on vacation without him?

Or the fact that he knows she went on vacation with her fitness instructor and the dude is banging her and drinking vodka from her belly and just pretends to be cool about it?

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neveser 2 points ago

I have no words....

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GodKingHarambe 1 point ago

And it's such a coincidence that he happened to have bought a new Switch game I had been wanting....

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 1 point ago

Plot Twist: all 3 have dicks ?

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AsscreamKing1 1 point ago

Fitness instructor is a proud MAGA MAN I'm betting..?

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Cyer6 1 point ago

Dictionary reference for CUCK => [email protected] (self explanatory)

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MuadDon 1 point ago

I'm 99% sure that's Johnny Sins, one of the more successful male pornstars rn. lol

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YuugeNews 1 point ago

Heh, master troll in action...

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Eggnogfox 1 point ago

Are you going to tell him?

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McFatty7 1 point ago

Lol that guy is a Pornstar (Johnny Sins) and that's his legit wife (Kissa Sins) NSFW

This is a shitpost.

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Hillandbill 1 point ago

I'll bet she has more hair on her chest than the fitness guy.

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