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posted ago by pray_for_kekistan (edited)

Welcome Centipedes to the big one. Super Thursday is upon us.

GO VOTE FOR THE MOST MAGA CHOICES YOU HAVE


Now...Who will they choose to sacrifice at the altar of the God Emperor?

Tonight, more than a third of all delegates for the Democratic National Convention are up for grabs. The largest chunk allotted in a single day. A third of that third all come from California. Mass deportations and the end of birthright citizenship NOW

A Democrat needs 1,991 delegates to win the nomination.


  • Bernie leads in delegates and national polling and heart attacks and odds of being a Democrat coup victim (again).

  • Biden is still being propped up worse than RBG.

  • The Buttplug has fallen out and all eyes are on his loose delegates

  • Tom Steyer backed that ass up all the way to the sidelines as well.

  • Klobuchar surrendered also, leaving the title of annoying lady candidate to Pocahontas.

  • But the big news is Bloomberg will make his first appearance on the ballots today. Will the Bloombucks pay off?

Fire up that calliope and let’s do this.

HONK HONK


Live Results updates

* WSJ

* USA Today

* Politico

* NYT

Streams

* Red Eagle Patriot

* Young Turks lols

* Bill O'Reilly


Full list of Super Tuesday election winners, delegates, and poll closings in ET:

BIDEN WINS - Alabama primaries - 52 Delegates: Presidential, U.S. House and U.S. Senate - 8pm

BIDEN WINS - Arkansas primaries - 31 Delegates - 8:30pm

BERNIE WINS - California primaries - 415 Delegates: Presidential and U.S. House - 11pm (but will take days for absentees)

BERNIE WINS - Colorado presidential primaries - 67 Delegates - 9pm

BIDEN WINS - Maine presidential primaries - 24 Delegates - 8pm

BIDEN WINS - Massachusetts presidential primaries - 91 Delegates - 8pm

BIDEN WINS - Minnesota presidential primaries - 75 Delegates - 8pm

BIDEN WINS - North Carolina primaries - 110 Delegates: Presidential, U.S. House, U.S. Senate and Governor - 7:30pm

BIDEN WINS - Oklahoma presidential primaries - 37 Delegates - 9pm

BIDEN WINS - Tennessee presidential primaries - 64 Delegates - 8pm & 9pm (time zone splitters)

BIDEN WINS - Texas primaries - 288 Delegates: Presidential, U.S. House and U.S. Senate - 8pm

BERNIE WINS - Utah presidential primaries - 29 Delegates - 10pm

BERNIE WINS - Vermont presidential primaries - 16 Delegates - 7pm

BIDEN WINS - Virginia Democratic presidential primary - 99 Delegates - 7pm

#Welcome Centipedes to the big one. Super Thursday is upon us. #GO VOTE FOR THE MOST MAGA CHOICES YOU HAVE --- ##Now...Who will they choose to sacrifice at the altar of the God Emperor? Tonight, more than a third of all delegates for the Democratic National Convention are up for grabs. The largest chunk allotted in a single day. A third of that third all come from California. [Mass deportations and the end of birthright citizenship NOW]( https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/02/illegal-aliens-hope-to-influence-super-tuesday-primaries-for-2020-democrats/ ) ##A Democrat needs 1,991 delegates to win the nomination. --- * Bernie leads in delegates and national polling and heart attacks and odds of being a Democrat coup victim (again). * Biden is still being propped up worse than RBG. * The Buttplug has fallen out and all eyes are on his loose delegates * Tom Steyer backed that ass up all the way to the sidelines as well. * Klobuchar surrendered also, leaving the title of annoying lady candidate to Pocahontas. * But the big news is Bloomberg will make his first appearance on the ballots today. Will the Bloombucks pay off? ##Fire up that calliope and let’s do this. #HONK HONK --- # Live Results updates #* [WSJ](https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/super-tuesday-updates-results-2020) #* [USA Today](https://www.usatoday.com/elections/results/primaries/democratic/) #* [Politico](https://www.politico.com/2020-election/results/super-tuesday/) #* [NYT](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2020/super-tuesday-03-03) #Streams #* [Red Eagle Patriot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgO-a7Cblis) #* [Young Turks lols](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSXRdcnT7PQ&app=desktop) #* [Bill O'Reilly](https://www.billoreilly.com/live) --- #Full list of Super Tuesday election winners, delegates, and poll closings in ET: BIDEN WINS - Alabama primaries - 52 Delegates: *Presidential, U.S. House and U.S. Senate* - 8pm BIDEN WINS - Arkansas primaries - 31 Delegates - 8:30pm BERNIE WINS - California primaries - 415 Delegates: *Presidential and U.S. House* - 11pm (but will take days for absentees) BERNIE WINS - Colorado presidential primaries - 67 Delegates - 9pm BIDEN WINS - Maine presidential primaries - 24 Delegates - 8pm BIDEN WINS - Massachusetts presidential primaries - 91 Delegates - 8pm BIDEN WINS - Minnesota presidential primaries - 75 Delegates - 8pm BIDEN WINS - North Carolina primaries - 110 Delegates: *Presidential, U.S. House, U.S. Senate and Governor* - 7:30pm BIDEN WINS - Oklahoma presidential primaries - 37 Delegates - 9pm BIDEN WINS - Tennessee presidential primaries - 64 Delegates - 8pm & 9pm (time zone splitters) BIDEN WINS - Texas primaries - 288 Delegates: *Presidential, U.S. House and U.S. Senate* - 8pm BERNIE WINS - Utah presidential primaries - 29 Delegates - 10pm BERNIE WINS - Vermont presidential primaries - 16 Delegates - 7pm BIDEN WINS - Virginia Democratic presidential primary - 99 Delegates - 7pm
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scotto188 130 points ago (edited)

Is it just me or are the number of comments, between this site and r/the_donald super low? this whole debacle with reddit is total trash. Doesnt feel like theres enough people over here yet, and reddit there are no new posts. My daily MAGA intake is not being met.

spez. Not trying to come across as whining or being a negative nancy. Just venting a little bit. We need to pump these numbers up

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Drekken- 77 points ago

A lot of reddit users are bitching about coming over. I need my MAGA fix too, but the energy is being stifled... which I think was their goal anyways at reddit. I don't know what they expected us to do. The_Donald is compromised and nothing is being done to stop it. Nothing can be done. We are doing all that we can. Hopefully this site picks up, but not having an app to use really hurts my after work participation.

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Oskar 41 points ago

I don't get what the remainers are clinging to over there

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LeapFrog 36 points ago

Today is actually my first day using this site. To be fair, I mainly used T_D on a mobile reddit app, so if this site had some sort of mobile app I'd be more apt to browse it throughout the workday.

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RespectfulKoiFeeder 32 points ago (edited)

maybe i'll try to make a mobile app. I've got experience on both Android and iOS. Could potentially throw something together pretty quickly. I agree the lack of an app is reducing my daily dose of MAGA too

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PaineThomas 16 points ago

The lack of a context button also sucks when trying to read replies. Clicking the comment reply takes me back to the main comment chain rather than the comment I made that is actually being replied to. I'm lazy. I don't want to read everything again or search for the user.

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Oskar 13 points ago

This is a legit issue.

But.... No Chinese admins

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lurker247 11 points ago

thedonald.win don't like china. china is an asshoe

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JustSeethe 6 points ago

I just keep a browser window open all the time. Works as good as Reddit's app tbh.

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Pinko10 2 points ago

Agree 100%. It's so much better over here - the shackles are off!

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PM_ME_UR_MAGIC_CARDS 1 point ago

Just literally rip off Reddit Is Fun (rif). It does everything perfect there.

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Oskar 8 points ago

I've been using brave on mobile with no problems

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Cameron 7 points ago (edited)

I’ve been using this site on my mobile browser(brave) just fine
You don’t need to be pampered with a mobile app

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ampfin57 6 points ago

Porn subreddits

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PaineThomas 5 points ago

I've found a lot of us have ventured over to /r/conservative. It's not a Domreddit, but the people are still of the same predilections.

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jamesois 1 point ago

I saw some spicy rumours saying the owners of .win are controlled opposition. If that line of thought gains traction some of us may be reticent to play ball.

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Oskar 0 points ago

They also talk about all the money those owners are somehow making off the site

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TheTrooper424 13 points ago

If they are making money then so be it. It's more of an incentive to work harder.

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Cameron 13 points ago

The owners of .win are literally the top mods that have been removed from the_donald

Shadowman among them

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HowardRoark 4 points ago

Remainers = Cucks

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Croatan_man 3 points ago

I think some users were older, less tech savvy folks. It was a miracle they even found reddit or even td especially. Need to start spamming .win links for people.to find us. This site has a good base

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SmellinBenj 1 point ago

the whole point of my presence in reddit was to piss off liberals, honestly being here just doesn't satisfy me at all.

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Magastreammedia 3 points ago

A lot of people switched to r/conservative. Which is fine, but it's low energy over there. Lots of RINOs in that sub.

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mangoatshark 19 points ago

This site works great on mobile browser. The fuck an app gonna do for you except let people harvest more data.

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SwanS0ng 5 points ago

I use duckduckgo browser so it doesn't save login creds which is a pain when I just want a quick upvote or comment but I found a way around it using biometrics. not ideal but better than reddit and google I suppose.

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hettymedia2213 2 points ago

I created a bookmark and put it on my phone's homepage. I'm signed in all the time. Using duckduckgo. I'm not sure why it works, but it does.

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SwanS0ng 2 points ago

Ya I've got the bookmark on the phone homepage as well. Works well enough now!

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WalkFastGoHome 13 points ago

I don't get why people can only use 1 website a time. Use reddit until it dies and use Win as it grows. It's so simple a caveman could do it.

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supermagafragilistic 5 points ago

My guess, the vast majority of people these days are scrolling away on their mobile. I have family members where the husband and wife both scroll constantly on their phones, their kids only know tablets, the computer they bought collects dust in the corner. Not to say you can't browse multiple sites on a phone, I use a reddit app, though a lot less lately, and I keep this site up in my browser. A phone in general is designed to keep people's attention on one thing at a time whereas I on my computer can have 15 different tabs open spread across three monitors. Now, if someone were to build a reddit app that could import "custom subreddits", then you might see user counts spike.

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SwanS0ng 2 points ago

An app would be super helpful. If theres a GoFundMe for one I'd gladly chip in

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Faith-Nose-Stove 19 points ago

I'm just so used to not posting because of Reddit tracking everything I do and my post history being used against me it's hard to get past that.

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mangoatshark 19 points ago

Welcome to the land of milk and honey baby. Let it fly here.

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scotto188 12 points ago

Yeah just signed up today, will start posting!

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ProfessorRomendev 7 points ago

oh, I didn't realize that just upvoting everything was that bad.

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JaksunTieler118 6 points ago

Dude, you inspired me to be active here. 9 year lurker on Reddit, but now I'm ready to MAGA without fear of who might be reading through my history.

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The_bandit12 3 points ago

Same!! 6 year lurker

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hettymedia2213 1 point ago

I came here to learn, mostly. I started "over there". When someone commented to move on, I discovered "saidit" which I thought was a place to be trusted. Then I found this place, familiar user names and all. I don't comment much, but I'll try to do better. I'm still learning from you all. I am grateful.

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Doritalos 20 points ago

Have faith brother.

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DarkGhost368 5 points ago

I'm not really sure I like the mods locking posts on T_D, its a bit heavy handed. If think they should just cross-post to here. Doing anything heavy handed has a tendency to backfire imo, especially with conservatives and other patriots.

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Doritalos 11 points ago

I see your point. And had the selfsame thought.

But it does increase traffic here. I signed up months ago and never used this site. Now, I am compelled to do so.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 11 points ago (edited)

They can't properly moderate the place so there's nothing stopping leftists from posting shit that breaks the rule.

I say kill it like Old Yeller.

Edit - sorry for Old Yeller spoilers.

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DarkGhost368 4 points ago

Yeah but if some leftists post some shit that breaks the rules that result in T_D being shutdown we can make a bigger stink then if we do it ourselves. I think its important to maintain our high ground so we can smack them in the face with more force when they do stupid shit.

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SuperZu 3 points ago

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! I DIDN'T READ IT YET!

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TravA07 17 points ago

Takes time brother. Every day I see more activity.

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Socialmustardwarrior 2 points ago

The comment count lags actual comment numbers too

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zacuax 16 points ago

Give it time. True this place hasn't really kicked up yet but our season also hasn't even started yet. We only have blue primaries to laugh at so far.

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Thx1138 15 points ago

There are twice as many people here as there were on reddit when I joined. I took a year to reach big numbers.

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curlbaumann 11 points ago

It’s rough because there’s essentially no foot traffic coming here, asking people to sub to a reddit is one thing, but a whole new website is another

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago

Despite the Reddit admins, covfefe

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Thx1138 5 points ago

Don’t agree with the lack of traffic.

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Oskar 1 point ago

It's been busy lately but it can get pretty dead here. Would be nice to get the population up some

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Thx1138 5 points ago

TDR was around 30,000 when Trump was elected.

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DemigoD 5 points ago

Yup very true

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Rage 9 points ago

Honestly, I think the recent admin actions and the T_D mods response was the best possible outcome for our situation.

Reddit admins will never allow T_D to flourish and they've been putting the screws to it since 2016.

Locking the subreddit forced me, and I'm sure many other users, to come here for new posts and spicy memes. I still keep a tab open on reddit for other things and to enjoy the salt, but now I always have a tab open here to get the latest news.

It's not as active as T_D in it's heyday, but it will be. As the election grows closer, it will ramp up and this place will be greater than T_D ever could have been, now free of the yoke of evil admins like Huffman.

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Oskar 4 points ago

I'm pretty sure it was upvoting posts recommending this place that got me my warning letter today (finally!)

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Scooter-pi 3 points ago

I like your optimism

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thelastlast 3 points ago

it wont be just like td right away, dont think on it too hard. this is like td light right now, but I see it growing every day, just like the last time.

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Sup_squidy 2 points ago

I have to agree

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Never_fucking_giveup 2 points ago

Give it time.

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infinitysupreme 1 point ago

Yes, the comments are low. and we're not gonna issue redpills to normies and neckbeards separated from reddit and from a .win domain. that sucks.

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Liberty_Tacos_Now 3 points ago

I've known about this place from day one, but just created an account and starting coming here. This is my first post. I kept hoping The_Donald would come back. But it finally got Hillary'd. We Trump supporters are trickling in. I don't like having to go to two different sites to high-five over awesome stuff, and destroy Leftist lies. My karma on Reddit is nearing zero since I only post truth to /politics now (with all communities that support my truth banned) :/

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Captain_MAGA 96 points ago

Just saw this on Politics, I honestly cant tell anymore if its a LARP:

Im sick. Ive spent months financially supporting bernie. I saw him as an investment, free college, he would ginally clear my debts. I have been foregoing new switch games and funko pops for months and the boomers are making it all worthless. God I hate this country

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wrathmont 24 points ago

L M A O

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CmonGubMintGibMe 17 points ago

Oh god... it's sad I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not...

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BERNlE 17 points ago

Instead of saving money for college, this dude donated to Bernie. ??. No refunds!

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djentropyhardcore 3 points ago

Dammmmmnnnnnnnmnnn

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TruthIsForceOfNature 8 points ago

That's how you invest? lol git gud

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magaorg 10 points ago

Perfection

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iamkats 5 points ago

What the fuck, these people are crazy

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RespectfulKoiFeeder 7 points ago

can't be real, right? lol

maybe they should put forward their money to paying back their debts rather than supporting a communist and buying excess entertainment

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cryolems 1 point ago

More I think about it no way is this legitimate lol

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SuperBriz 6 points ago

Fucking amazing

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brainphreeze 4 points ago

Keep em coming

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GravenImage 8 points ago

switch games and funko pops, amazing.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago

Investing in the promises of a do-nothing politician seems solid.

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Mjh_21 2 points ago

Lol... Good grief. This has to be someone trolling them right? Right? Right?!

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TexasTeaMAGA 5 points ago

That’s def a LARP by a pede hahaha

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thelastlast 3 points ago (edited)

has to be larp. right? RIGHT?

edit: lol i am just as unoriginal here as I was on faggit

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Sumarongi 5 points ago

NEW COPYPASTA RIGHT THERE!!

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zippdoodaa 5 points ago

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Minnesota???? This is so fucked.

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TheGulagKnownAsCA 3 points ago

Muh Funko Pops!

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laspojd2 2 points ago

I would rather find a good paying jobs to pay all my debts. These idiots are fucking stupid!

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mikeroolz 74 points ago

Guys, I'm really scared Bernie will get cheated again. If he does all that free stuff won't happen and I'll have to actually get a job.

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AbrahamLincoln 30 points ago

I hear learning to code is popular.

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WeekendImmuneSystem 22 points ago

Hate speech!

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CAPSLOCKISCRUISECONT 4 points ago

Keep your hate speech off our campus!

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Ravclye 1 point ago

I know its a meme but in reality a bunch of these morons are programmers

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Tomboy_Patriot 10 points ago

Just join the Soros mailing list. They are hiring for the Spring/Summer Anitfaggot riots

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THE_GEOTUS 56 points ago

guy in /r/politics suggested having a voter cutoff at the age of 75.....

BOTH DEM CANDIDATES ARE OVER 75! Holy fuck they're so fucked in the head.

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45IsNumberOne 19 points ago

They want to lower the age to 16 and now cutoff the voting age. They love taking rights away. It’s no wonder Dems loved slavery

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mikeroolz 9 points ago

They're against voter suppression... Until it helps them. Disgusting hypocrites, all of em.

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Schnoogles 55 points ago

“I can't keep doing this comrades, the stress is getting to me. Not sure how much hope I have left... Last night even, I had an anxiety dream that Bernie passed away. Everyone was at his funeral sobbing except Drumpf, who used it as a ploy to say "He's a quitter!" I woke up angry.”

-R/sandersforpresident Megathread

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Aslrightnow 19 points ago

The unironic use of comrades is absolutely absurd to me.

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Sparkle_whore 16 points ago

??? there's no way that's real. HAS to be one of us trolling them.

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xiao_maga_part2 3 points ago

That has to be one of us. But with good parody it’s hard to know sometimes.

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No_Spezzy_Cucks 9 points ago

Sounds like the extreme beta

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bandsoutoffresh 13 points ago

That can not be real lmao

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Stormysrectalseepage 12 points ago

LOL that has to be one of us

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lustmorden 5 points ago

Has to be, swear I read that before

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PenguinBurrito 15 points ago (edited)

"He's a quitter!" Hahahahahahaha

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DatNewbChemist 6 points ago

I nearly spit my water out. Man, do I love our president

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Bendemova 9 points ago

New copypasta!

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travistd6789 6 points ago

This wins the internet today for a pede going behind the lines to fight tonight!

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 3 points ago

“anxiety dream”

Fucking KeK!

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laspojd2 2 points ago

I had a dream about Trump and he got re-elected. I woke up satisfied.

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mikeroolz 52 points ago

In a stunning turn of events, exit polls indicate that ¡Jeb! has received all votes in all states. All hail the guac-emperor.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 28 points ago

Please clap

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 19 points ago

Knew it was gonna happen!

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basedBlumpkin 52 points ago

Banger of a comment in redacted:

The meltdown when Trump mops the floor with Bidens alzheimers ridden corpse is going to be so entertaining. I cant wait for centrist libs to turn their backs on all the women and children that Biden has inappropriately touched because Drumpf.

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StabbingRobotRoberto 8 points ago (edited)

| all the women and children that Biden has inappropriately touched because Drumpf.

What the hell does Trump have to do with Biden's pedo tendencies? LMAO, these people are truly nuts.

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basedBlumpkin 7 points ago

correct

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Imransgarage 3 points ago

It means they excuse Biden’s obvious bullshit because they hate Trump.

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CrazyPope 6 points ago

He's saying they'll be turning their backs on them and voting Biden because they hate Trump so much. If that isn't an undercover pede that's fucking hilarious. Bernie going down in flames will be beautiful, between the votes we pick up and the votes they lose from progressives staying home I really think this is the best option for us.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 47 points ago

FRESH SALTY LOAD FROM R/S4P ????

I just feel so discouraged. It feels like 2016 all over again. I’ve been supporting Bernie since 2015, and to see such a similar narrative play out with Bernie/Biden and Bernie/Clinton makes me so angry. When will our country be done with compromise? Done with meeting in the middle? It’s not good enough. People are still fucking dying and suffering from institutional racism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, and discrimination. Makes me so depressed honestly. Also sorry to vent my negative thoughts here, it’s just SO hard to stay hopeful and I don’t want to write it in the Bernie slack channel. I’ll keep pushing til the end.

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LessLabour 18 points ago

I almost licked the salty tears from my monitor . Thank you for posting this!

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 9 points ago

Heading back in ??‍♂️

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 5 points ago

I licked the salty tears off my screen. So good.

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Bmorepirate 10 points ago

Bet they made fucking cheese.

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Pepe_covfefe 6 points ago

Mental illness is a real issue in this country. Especially with the poor sap that authored that comment.

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spez_inthe_turdpond 3 points ago

That is a thing of beauty...

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Pinko10 5 points ago

I died when I saw this one over there! They are truly amazing human beings aren't they?

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texascpa 20 points ago

Several states Trump has more primary votes than all of the Dems combined, including Texas. Unbelievable.

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ImpeachedDeplorable -2 points ago

He had opponents then, no opponent now. Maybe I'm not following you.

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Mildaddy 6 points ago

You used the R word. Thought police are on their way!

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ImpeachedDeplorable 1 point ago (edited)

Nice talking to you too, pede. Are you comparing Trump 2016 GENERAL vs. 2020 Trump PRIMARY votes?
OR are you comparing 2016 TOTAL PRIMARY R turnout vs. 2020 R PRIMARY turnout? If you read your post carefully you might agree you aren't being clear. IF you are talking only Trump votes in the 2016 PRIMARY, compared toTrump votes in the 2020 primary where he ran unopposed, that doesn't mean anything, since the PRIMARY votes in 2016 were split between several.

In the first two instances above, YES, it's a big deal if POTUS got more 2020 primary votes than his 2016 general election total, OR if he got more votes in 2020 primary than total R turnout in the 2016 primary.

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Steeleproduction 13 points ago

I saw 1.2 million in Texas... thought that was pretty cool too. Things are looking good!

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Steeleproduction 5 points ago

America is awake.

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DildoBaggins 11 points ago

We making history

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Kekception 12 points ago

Where can I find this info for California. I hate Bernie and can’t wait to see him get fucked

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IndigoAura 3 points ago (edited)

Jesus, the dems won't even let socialism through the door far enough for us to punch it properly.

Just keep punching at it and punching at it...

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powerbrows 4 points ago

Did my part and mailed in my ballot for Trump out here in CA. Idiots in our state complain constantly about how poorly our state is run but keep voting blue for reasons beyond comprehension.

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Kekception 2 points ago

Thank you. I was being lazy. I’ll admit it

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Rufus_Shinra 2 points ago

Because pro American voters love to vote for Trump and even though the primaries don't matter for him, it matters for his voters because every time they vote for Trump they are throwing it in the faces of those elitist pompous dirt merchant media pundits.

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travistd6789 47 points ago

Some delicious reality from the Bernie mega thread on reddit:

"Having family in Texas, they told me they didn’t even know that Republicans were having a primary in Texas today. Does it concern anyone else that Trump has gotten 1.2 million votes so far in Texas tonight, which is more than all of the Democrats combined?"

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WanderingWotan 16 points ago

Trump has gotten 1.2 million votes so far in Texas tonight, which is more than all of the Democrats combined

This is the real story tonight

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mikeroolz 2 points ago

That's fucking insane.

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shitPostingChamp 9 points ago

Can you post a link I want to see the replies ?

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basedBlumpkin 10 points ago

lmao, please link that one I need to read the replies

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travistd6789 3 points ago (edited)

Not sure how...the user that posted it is Ddwbbb. Not many replies--I think they're giving up! lol

ETA: a poster replied blaming it on local elections!

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Bran1986 11 points ago

It is going blue guys!

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latinxtreme500 12 points ago

lmao. they have no idea what's coming in November. it's gonna be amazing.

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CutTheGrass 9 points ago

Beautiful.

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CitrusFanatic 9 points ago

Texas is going Trump regardless though. If he does that in a battleground or blue state than that's going to really scare them.

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xiao_maga_part2 6 points ago

Do they think Texas will be in play come November? lmao

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freespeech4all 8 points ago

Exactly, most will stay home cause Trump is obviously uncontested despite weirdos in the race. These people voting today did it for STATEMENT purposes

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AnchorFrog01 47 points ago

Joe told me to vote on Thursday. Don't know what you people are all stimulated about.

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Tomboy_Patriot 11 points ago

Joe Fucks Kids, Change my mind.

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ChadManspread 11 points ago

I don't know why this made me laff as much as it did. But it did. In public.

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mikeroolz 46 points ago

What did we learn today, kids?

A billion dollars buys you American Samoa, and Bernie is a still a commie loser.

Class dismissed.

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no_such_looser 16 points ago

Communism is the very definition of failure

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mikeroolz 9 points ago

Better dead than red!

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Rufus_Shinra 2 points ago

I bet Bloombergs campaign managers advise him to spend another billion on memes. Then 10 billion on ads and he'll be a shoe in. Or, it's a contested convention and Bloomberg just pulls out his checkbook and personally buys off every single delegate in the DNC.

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Trump2032P 45 points ago

Some guy on the Bernie reddit said that if Biden wins he will leave America. I told him "You can move to Venezuela, I hear it's wonderful."

I got banned permanently within a minute lol

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TexasFreedom 16 points ago

My favorite was the guy who said he would move to Denmark but he's worried everyone will have that idea and EVERYONE will move to denmark and ruin it... (you mean uhhh...too much foreign immigration can hurt a nation? HUH!)

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JediMasterGandalf 13 points ago

The salt is flowing over there.

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MAGAtlanta 1 point ago

You're doing Kek's work.

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orangebadman 3 points ago

Wow that sounds like something we’ve heard before

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KekistanPM 5 points ago

"You have been banned from this board. Reason: 'Showing Bernie supporters how hypocritical they are.'"

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Avenatti2020 3 points ago

They're twitchy and irritable seeing their beloved old commie getting beat by a senile corrupt goon.

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cryolems 3 points ago

This is incredible lol

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AloweiseEdelHuberIII 17 points ago

That was fantastic. Amazing how many "im trans woman and ill probably die in my 30s if not for m4a..." there were.

People are just messed up.

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kamakura7 8 points ago

crazy amount of people in there thinking Bernie was gonna get elected and subsidize their aberrant lifestyles.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 6 points ago

Omg that anon is a hero. I laughed....

weaponized autism intensifies

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Ironlabel 5 points ago

Those are great. These people are children and want big daddy government to take care of them. Once they leave their parents house.

“Might as well kill myself since I won’t be able to afford HRT”. This comment is a great example.

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MrWinMan 3 points ago

Good lord, so many weak minded little bitches

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TwoStar 5 points ago

I've got to say how refreshing it is to get links to pol in our new home, along with r/politics, etc.

Feelsgoodman.jpg

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Cable 2 points ago

Can someone save an image dump of that salt?

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Snoodlepoodle 43 points ago

R/s4p is a goldmine right now too

“If this ends as badly as it looks like it might (Biden winning plurality/popular vote), then I'm gone within the next three years.

I'm trans, my wife and I just got married in November. I'm less than three years away from being done with my master's in nursing/NP. We have money saved precisely for this. Every day I feel less and less safe in this country. I can't afford to pay for my transition without bankrupting myself, my wife and I are both surrounded by Trumpsters in our hometown. I can't do this anymore. If Biden wins, I have no confidence in his ability to defeat Trump. If Trump wins, my existence is in question (or worse).

I'm rapidly losing what little bit of faith I still had in this country. I'm disgusted by the way people are voting tonight. Expected, unexpected, whatever. I'm just running out fuel fast.

I'll continue working hard for Bernie in Missouri though. Knocking on doors, sending text messages, making phone calls. Whatever more I can contribute, I will. But I'm losing hope here.”

These commies don’t realize they would be the first to go in a real communist regime.

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Zytos 20 points ago

"If Trump wins, my existence is in question (or worse)" LMAOOOOOO. (honest question: what is "worse" than not existing?)

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AsianConservative 7 points ago

Yo is that fr? Lmfao. Oh no

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canadianhere 14 points ago

Every day I feel less and less safe in this country. I can't afford to pay for my transition without bankrupting myself, my wife and I are both surrounded by Trumpsters in our hometown. I can't do this anymore.

"I was a cheesemaker. I made fucking cheese."

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Snoodlepoodle 3 points ago

One of my favorite salt mines from 2016. Lol

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KekistanPM 11 points ago

I hope all the people who are claiming they'll leave the country don't let the door slam their ass on the way out.

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BERNlE 6 points ago

Literally shaking

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basedBlumpkin 7 points ago

Really fitting the stereotype of being mentally ill to a tee

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OneOfMany_MAGA 7 points ago

We have money saved precisely for this... I can't afford to pay for my transition without bankrupting myself

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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ImpeachedDeplorable 6 points ago

"... If Trump wins, my existence is in question (or worse)."

What's worse!?

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S0yboybetacuck 7 points ago

Being trans.

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Banpen 3 points ago

Lol'd in bed and scared my dog. Thanks

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NuclearDreams 7 points ago

Why would Trump decide in his second term to suddenly decide to focus on getting rid of trans and gay people when he never made a peep about it or gave a single shit during his first term?

These people are absolute lunatics. Imagine being halfway through your expensive schooling and then giving up just because someone you don't like became president. I absolutely loathe Sanders, and for the last year I have been stuffing money into my savings in order to pay off some debt that I have left over from when I went down with a disability three years ago. But if Sanders becomes president I still plan on saving money, paying off my debts, and moving forward in life. I won't abandon all that I have accomplished in the last year just to go scream on the street and get attention.

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ranman003 7 points ago

If "he's" trans and has a wife, is he a she? So is it a gay marriage? I'm just confused. I don't really care and wouldn't do anything to them (him/her and the wife) I just need a guide book or something. Trump's tax cuts go to them the same as normal people.

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spez_inthe_turdpond 1 point ago

Yeah, I'm wondering the same. Take a walk on the wild side...

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freespeech4all 6 points ago

Transitioning isnt worth it. Medical bills up the ass, AND going for masters? Your poor choices arent my responsibility to pay for you

Trump isnt even against gay people wtf are these ppl talking about?

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DemigoD 1 point ago

Hahaha oh my God dude good find

Like... Years ago I actually felt bad for these people, but these days, they're literally just voting against sanity, so I can't feel bad when they're going insane

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Snoodlepoodle 1 point ago

I can’t feel bad for them anymore. I have seen them advocate for the destruction of my family, my way of life and me (straight white male) too often over the last several years. I delight in the destruction of their hope and the rejection of their ideals by America.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 43 points ago

This is the first classic thread of our new home:)

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LeeKuanYewTheGreat 28 points ago

Agreed. It's beginning to feel like home again.

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HuffmanIsACuck 11 points ago

Woke up this morning and had a big fucking smile on my face.

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runonce 43 points ago

Bernie supporter with 90K+ post karma: "Democrats in the rural states are just as stupid as republicans everywhere don't forget that"

Nice Democrat attitude there, Commie.

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Cliffinati 16 points ago

Dems hate the southern blacks like nothing else

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BigAlbinoDonky 4 points ago

Lets hope they don't get together and start burning crosses again.

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CreepyJoeB 40 points ago

Bernie supporter here. Stayed home after the ratfucking in 2016, but this time I'm all in on the Trump train. Fuck Democrats. They need to be punished. K A G A

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Proudly_Deplorable 1 point ago

Welcome! We're a pretty friendly bunch.

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KiaAngel 40 points ago

Was talking to a nice lady at my polling place, she asked why I was there to vote when I had requested a mail in ballot.

I gave her a very confused look, and she just sighed, and said the DMV (I'm in California) must have made that decision for another person. I apparently was not even close to being the only person there that the DMV had decided how to vote .

I had to fill out a couple forms, and hopefully that'll do something, it's supposed to remove me from the mail in ballot permanently but I guess we'll see how that plays out. Very annoying process when I had already voted at this place last November.

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Block_Helen 44 points ago (edited)

You are looking at election fraud my friend. They are harvesting those blank ballots from people who did not request them and are not expecting them in the mail. Then they simply fill them out and mail them in.

Edited: I remember this from 2016. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/voter-fraud-california-man-finds-dozens-of-ballots-stacked-outside-home

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PaineThomas 6 points ago (edited)

The USPS probably doesn't even mail them out.it would be ironic if the postal service is the one to fuck over Bernie after all the locations he's renamed for them. ???

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Block_Helen 2 points ago

Haha, yes!!

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Toughsky_Shitsky -8 points ago (edited)

If you are a mail-in voter, it's easier to steal your vote ... so, the default DMV classification for new voters is likely "mail-in", whether you signed up for that or not.

Third world election corruption ... going on unabated in California, and likely many many other states.

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LS_DJ 6 points ago

This is the shit that makes me worried about 2020. After the brazen chicanery in 2018 in Arizona and Florida, they're just going to be even more bold. Obviously Cali has been commifornia for a long while but if there was no fraud and no illegals voting I wouldn't be surprised if it would be a lot closer than people think

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TheMadPirate 4 points ago (edited)

I wonder how many dead people also asked for mail in ballots. Or at least, how many the DMV says it would be discrimination against dead people. Say no to #Deadism.

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TMPRKO 4 points ago

I saw on the news earlier CA mailed out over 19 million ballots. 4 million were returned. Unfathomable levels of fraud

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Lady_Stallion 40 points ago

Just need to say, I love this site and thank you mods for giving us a home again.

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TravelBan-BuildWall 11 points ago

Home sweet home!

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Bacon_Dan 8 points ago

same, i miss ya'll

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Vests123 1 point ago

So much better than the other one!

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ThrowawayAcct1917 38 points ago

Congrats on Trump's big win tn guys. I'm a hardcore socialist but I'm gonna vote (R) downballot because the DNC and the liberals have driven me out of my fucking mind and I want to make them pay. So, with that said, looking forwards to a nice moment of solidarity with you folks laughing at the crying liberals in November even if it's just for the day

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latinxtreme500 16 points ago (edited)

Thanks. I'm willing to compromise on a few "socialist" policies like paid leave for new parents and childcare (because I think they would reduce the abortion rate at least a little) but I am entirely against offering these benefits or any other benefits to illegal immigrants. That's my biggest problem with Bernie. He wants to offer everything to illegals which is absolutely wrong. We can discuss extending benefits to Ameriacn citizens but never to illegals. They will never deserve it.

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ThrowawayAcct1917 4 points ago

I'm pretty much apathetic to illegal immigrants one way or another so long as they're treated with the dignity owed to all humans during processing and shit like that. My focus is also on Americans.

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ItsTimeFor1776 6 points ago

based

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ThrowawayAcct1917 6 points ago

and accelerationismpilled ?

the DNC must die for something new to rise in its place

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Mildaddy 3 points ago

I can’t fucking wait for the tears.

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ThrowawayAcct1917 1 point ago

Tbh it probably won't be as good as the first time around because this time they all know it's coming deep down, still though, think of the memes!

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cbird54 38 points ago

Seeing the Bernie voters angry at black voters choosing Joe Biden is just the best part of tonight.

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Dropcord 14 points ago

Everyone is nothing but a skin color with a ballot to them

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Ajora_G 3 points ago

It's the Democrat KKK past lingering inside them.

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DicksOutForPepe16 3 points ago

No, it's the expectation that a skin color means a particular ballot.

Fucking insanity. As if there's no brain beneath the melanin. P.S. we all got some.

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Xnyr21 10 points ago

Agree. Then they call US racists lol.

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Patriot456 2 points ago

Anyone they disagree with is a racist.

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dsred259 10 points ago

It's surreal to see so called progressives blasting black voters who don't vote the right way as race traitors.

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Proudly_Deplorable 2 points ago

They've been doing it forever to conservative blacks.

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Pelosis_xanax 2 points ago

I’m still trying to understand why black people love Joe Biden so much. Can anyone help me understand?

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Imitate214 3 points ago

He was Obama's VP.

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cbird54 1 point ago

It's really as simple as that.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 37 points ago

Trump has taken over the republican party and completely torn apart the democratic party. If it was President Hilldog right now the Dem swamp would be fine and we'd be talking about Romney vs. Jeb right now. Praise Pepe that timeline never happened.

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pyre2001 11 points ago

That's a scary timeline

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TravelBan-BuildWall 2 points ago

Nightmare

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago

Best timeline. Other timelines are a mess.

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Trumps2ndTerm 37 points ago

I'm using my old worthless Reddit account to upvote butthurt Bernie Bros on redacted. Putin told me in person to create strife in the American election.

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LeeKuanYewTheGreat 15 points ago

Good bot.

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LeeKuanYewTheGreat 2 points ago

Hi! Nice to see I'm making a name out there.

What's sg?

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TravelBan-BuildWall 2 points ago

Singapore

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LeeKuanYewTheGreat 3 points ago

Ah yes! I like the guy a lot! He was a destroyer of communism.

How are you guys doing over there? Bet you wish he was still your PM right?

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TravelBan-BuildWall 3 points ago (edited)

that’s great! He’s a legend. Love the conservatism here, would like to see the same strict immigration in the US!

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LeeKuanYewTheGreat 3 points ago

Hear, hear!

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azn_gay_conservative 36 points ago

im rooting for bernie.. go bernie..

show the world the rotten corrupt dnc establishment lol

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PinochetIsMyHero 3 points ago

Remember, NO REFUNDS!

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WassermanSchultz 12 points ago

If Bernie wins, the Dems lose the presidency and house. If Bernie gets the nomination stolen (again) then the Dems lose. Their only play is to have Biden win fairly and overwhelmingly.

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liberalfetchmycoffee 12 points ago

If Biden actually wins "fairly", the dems lose the WH and the house. His ground game is a joke and he is the poster boy for deep state bullshit. Additionally, he will get crushed by historic proportions in every debate.

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Thrasymachus 9 points ago

Look, fat, children love to see Biden's hairy legs and he's going to teach the world about cockroaches during the debates, and if you disagree he'll take you out back and call you a lying, pony-faced dog-soldier.

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liberalfetchmycoffee 3 points ago (edited)

I hold what you said to be selfevidenciary. You know, the thing.

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago

You forgot about Corn Pop.

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rooftoptendie 1 point ago

he's a fucking child molester and everybody knows it. I don't know a SINGLE democrat who will vote for this piece of shit. If it came down to it, they would stay home. and throw tendies.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 36 points ago

MODS!!!

assholes posting animal porn now ... from some really lurid webhost

Please make it go away ???

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DisrespectfulNipples 22 points ago

Whoever is doing it would still be a better nominee than who the Dems currently have.

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PinochetIsMyHero 5 points ago

Cenk Uyghur, maybe?

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Herecomedatpresident 14 points ago

That's what they did to the_europe on reddit apparently so obviously not a coincidence. Hit deport.

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Titus70 9 points ago

It says a lot about our enemies that this is what they are willing to stoop to

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago

They sound pretty friendly to me.

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dougkeenan 3 points ago

and familiar with

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago

the only group who thinks that shit is actually effective is glowfags.

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PinochetIsMyHero 0 points ago

Did you save any links? :-(

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millipede55 1 point ago

Libs love their goats. Literally.

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ukfan758 36 points ago (edited)

r/politics premium grade salt:

Im sick. Ive spent months financially supporting bernie. I saw him as an investment, free college, he would ginally clear my debts. I have been foregoing new switch games and funko pops for months and the boomers are making it all worthless. God I hate this country

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/fd5jxj/2020_super_tuesday_discussion_live_thread_part_v/fjfa3xn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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UndercoverSpez 13 points ago

Thats 100 percent a troll

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TravelBan-BuildWall 8 points ago

Probably a pede

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rooftoptendie 15 points ago

HAHAHAHAHHA

ITS NOT BOOMERS, ITS BLACKS

HAVE FUN WITH THAT, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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SaintPablo 12 points ago

This...sustains me. LOL.

I’m on the Bernie sub for the luls—the absolute delusion there on a daily basis is absurd, and also hilarious. I can’t look away.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago

Bernie shilling for donations despite overwhelming predicted loss tonight-- and his supporters are dumb enough to do it anyway.

MATCH ME!

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RespectfulKoiFeeder 2 points ago

NO REFUNDS!

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BuckMontrose 9 points ago

This is salt GOLD!!!

I need to drink a gallon of water after reading this. HAHAHAHA????

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Psilocybik 3 points ago

That's the best thing I've ever read if it's real.

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Brucesky420 3 points ago

The funko pops thing screams troll to me, but then again... we're talking about BernieBros here

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BerniePanders 3 points ago

This is most likely a 4chan pede. That "switch" part should have given it away

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Slonk 1 point ago

WE WERE SIMPLE CHEESE MAKERS

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IndigoAura 2 points ago

Here's a foot for your nuts, you lazy, worthless, bottom feeding foreskin.

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GravenImage 35 points ago

From r/politics

"Oh well. Another decade or so before these conservative boomers die off and we can have a true progressive agenda in this country."

These people are just scum. Plain and simple.

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GravenImage 5 points ago

Deplorables come in baskets, those people come in on buses.

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DildoBaggins 8 points ago

"That's where you're wrong kiddo"

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ProphetOfKek 11 points ago (edited)

(Laughs in gen Z)

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Cameron 13 points ago

Jokes on them, gen z is more conservative than the boomers when they were the same age. And people only get more conservative the older and more real life experience they get (I.e. working and paying taxes)

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Oskar 8 points ago (edited)

Too bad for those fuckwads that gen Z is based

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Cliffinati 12 points ago

Conservative Gen-Z enters the chat

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SgtThoughtCrime2020 8 points ago

Joke will be on them when they get old and start hearing the same rhetoric from youngsters.

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Kanzoku 6 points ago

If more people like them make comments like that and as normal, well-adjusted people see those comments, more are going to switch to our side. I know because I am one =)

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PaigeAshley 8 points ago

I'm 25, and as long as I live and vote, America will NEVER be a Socialist Country!

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idshukhov 3 points ago

but by then they will have grown up and have real jobs (hopefully) and be voting republican just like every generation before them.

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NuclearDreams 3 points ago

When will they realize that people get more conservative as they get older? The "conservative" generation will not die out because most people who get out of college and start working for a living and paying taxes become conservative pretty quickly.

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Yucky 1 point ago

Exactly. The older gen-x people are now becoming boomer-ish.

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IAbsolutelyDare 35 points ago

Trump's tweeting!

The biggest loser tonight, by far, is Mini Mike Bloomberg. His “political” consultants took him for a ride. $700 million washed down the drain, and he got nothing for it but the nickname Mini Mike, and the complete destruction of his reputation. Way to go Mike!

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BERNlE 4 points ago

???

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MAGAtlanta 3 points ago

The Absolute Madman!

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America_No_1 2 points ago

Hilarious - I love my president

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TexasFreedom 6 points ago

Absolute legend

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behemoth887 7 points ago

nobody annihilates people quite like Trump

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Redditsforwhinyloser 35 points ago

Well boys I'm out. I never posted on T_D but created an account here after what the admins have been up to. I've never enjoyed Reddit as much as I have tonight shitting on them and Bernie supporters on this much better website.

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CitrusFanatic 1 point ago

Reddit sucks dick anyway.

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MrPlow 35 points ago

A Biden win makes me erect. He is by far the most easily beatable candidate for Trump. He checks off none of the Dems shallow boxes “minority, gay, woman, young”, he sounds like a babbling idiot half the time he speaks. And best of all, he alienates all the Reddit communists who will just stay home like they did for Hillary.

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BERNlE 7 points ago

Only thing he has is "Obama's friend". He's actually the only one I'm semi worried about.

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Cliffinati 8 points ago

Except so far Obama has wanted nothing to do with him

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eggbreaker 4 points ago

I want you to be right, but I want Sanders vs Trump bad. Sanders means the Dems immediately surrender Florida and Ohio and no minority votes. Biden will be a battle in those states along with NC and VA, among others

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wrathmont 1 point ago (edited)

I wish I could fast-forward to the General. I'm glad he's such an easy target but I'm already tired of seeing his old, dumb ass square hair plug Frankenstein head.

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IAbsolutelyDare 34 points ago

Salt from r/politics:

Damn, progressives really are a minority. The country is so conservative. Trump could have run as a Democrat if he were less brash. I'm probably done with politics for the rest of my life. No wonder half of people don't vote. What's the point when most of the country is just selfish conservatives?

LOL!

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MakeAmericaLegendary 8 points ago

Phhh, I wish. What I'd give to not have to fight half the country from their own self-destruction.

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NYRepublican72 8 points ago

Get me muh tendies please, mom. REEEeeEEEEEE!

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UndercoverSpez 3 points ago (edited)

Let the tendies hit the floor, let the tendies hit the flllooooooorrrrr

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Cliffinati 6 points ago

If Trump ran as a dem he'd win 50 states

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tufftoffee 6 points ago

Oh hey, we can say r/politics again

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no_such_looser 5 points ago

To them anyone slightly right of Stalin is conservative.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 4 points ago

selfish, from the "gimmie free shit army"

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Troll 0 points ago

The problem is is that they own a lot of industry because they're a corrupt and power-hungry lot. Tech, Hollywood, Media, and most large corporations.

OFC the large corporations are just manipulating idiots.

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Basileus 7 points ago

It's easy to be generous with other people's money

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Troll 2 points ago

Seeing these pricks demoralized is such a good feeling.

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Bmorepirate 2 points ago

Lol because not progressive = conservative?

Wut? No, we aren't fucking authoritarian commies like progressivism requires.

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Sipcovfefe 4 points ago

That's some premium pink Himalayan right there.

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Dotwinftw 32 points ago

Alright which one of you was this. Fucking KEK - from r/politics “ Guys, it's over. I'm 500k in student loan debt. I'm working at Starbucks making 12.50 an hour. I'm 33. Live with my parents. I can't move out. No one wants to date me due to my financial circumstances. The system has failed me. Maybe by the time I'm 50 there will be a virtual reality system that I can upload my consciousness to, some shit like Inception. I'll create a world where Bernie was supposed to win and my life was fixed.”

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SocialismIsForFigs 9 points ago

This is comedy gold. This is why we win.

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basedBlumpkin 8 points ago (edited)

500k in student debt....that must be a PhD in underwater basket weaving out of Harvard, with a few semesters overseas @ Oxford. Lmao

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago

Don't forget flyin' high spring breaks.

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StandardOilCompany 6 points ago

good god ?

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13mizzou 6 points ago

Sounds like they want a world like the Bruce Willis movie "Surrogates"

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NightHawk 5 points ago

Do you have a link?

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Dotwinftw 3 points ago

I just went back to try and find the comment but they’re just flying in now. It was posted in the latest stickied thread in the last 15 minutes

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Forte 9 points ago

How the fuck do you get $500k in student loan debt unless you're a doctor? And he clearly isn't because Starbucks.

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YuugeNews 6 points ago

A failed doctor? Eugene Gu - is that you? Please let it be so...

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CalamityFox 1 point ago

Hey... Tuba degrees aren't cheap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw8ZvFb4LZY

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Axiom502 10 points ago

President Trumps proposed plan would Free him up after 15 years of good faith payments at 12.5 percent. We can do better but this is fair.

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freespeech4all 9 points ago

How does someone get 500k in debt. Not my problem smh

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CalamityFox 1 point ago

$300,000k FOR A TUBA DEGREE!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw8ZvFb4LZY

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Bookhockey 2 points ago

HOLY SHIT this is an amazing copypasta. I am gonna spam reddit with this lol

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tekken2 32 points ago

Holy shit. My wife's boyfriend came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my wife's boyfriend but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well???? This is so fucked.

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HoloTheWiseLurker 5 points ago

At the very least, don't take it out on your wife's son.

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DeepWinter 3 points ago

It’s an older copypasta, sir, but it checks out.

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gimmeurtoenails 32 points ago

What Bernie supporters don’t understand is that they are fucking annoying. Imagine being an old dem and one of these fuckers comes to your door with an aura of angst and entitlement who try and shame you into donating for Sanders. I’d turn around and vote for Biden in a heartbeat. At least his supporters fucking shower.

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Stormysrectalseepage 12 points ago

Yup. They want you (the old Dem) to pay for their college, college debt theyve racked up, medical care with your taxes, etc. Fuck em.

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Bran1986 6 points ago

Pay for all their shit and then drop dead because you served your purpose. They are insane.

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Rufus_Shinra 3 points ago

Exactly, I keep seeing comments in the Bernie sub about them not being able to wait for all the old Democrat voters to die off, thinking that's what really is holding them back when in reality socialism is just horrible for everyone except the elite ruling class.

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DicksOutForPepe16 4 points ago

B-b-but we never had a chance because of you, Boomer! Now do what the fuck we say!

Yeah, that'll win over the folks on the fence.

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IndigoAura 4 points ago

Pay for their poor life decisions while simultaneously destroying old dem's hard earned retirement by destroying the economy. "But we are LITERALLY saving the earth!" Retards.

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RespectfulKoiFeeder 1 point ago

yeah they're so arrogant about it too. Like guess what Bernie voters, i can understand why you might support bernie or someone might support biden (despite their massive obvious flaws). Yet a bernie bro can't fathom why someone would vote for someone else, and will pester non-stop about it. Also i checked out their reddit page and it's just constant donation shit and volunteering to campaign. So annoying, do they even enjoy it

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Tikosyn 32 points ago

I love it here, I hope all of TD comes over eventually. All the spicy memes with none of the faggotry of reddit admins

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America_No_1 13 points ago

Also - can post links to reddit subs directly without having to scrub it out - very nice...I like

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Aslrightnow 32 points ago

Guys when I voted in Texas today I had to vote on a proposition to ban the supplying of hormone blockers to children... I honestly can’t believe I just had to vote on something as absolutely evil and crazy as that.

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astro_eng 0 points ago

The country is lost. We just dont realize it yet.

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Aslrightnow 1 point ago

Thank you for the clarification. Now that I’m remembering maybe it said Position instead of Proposition. Thanks for the correction

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texascpa 1 point ago (edited)

Well, recall we did have that national case where the wife doctor wanted to change her twin son to a girl. The dad fought and finally won custody. This is a reaction to that.

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MassTexodous 5 points ago (edited)

The propositions on the ballots aren't official. They are merely there to gauge the opinions of the voters on either side of the spectrum. There were separate propositions for the democrat and republican voting ballots. By selecting a position on the propositions, it's supposed to inform either the Texas GOP or the Texas Dems what their constituents value most and where to position their own candidates for the best chance of winning an election in November. I was disappointed when I learned it had no legislative value, especially the prop concerning the border wall

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Aslrightnow 2 points ago

I mirror what I said in the other Pedes reply. Thank you for the information.

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Gwoz8881 31 points ago

Reddit is such an echo chamber. So many socialist tears. They don’t realize that most Americans don’t want that crap. Lol

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freespeech4all 3 points ago

Bruh Ive never been so reliever. If it wasnt for Bloomberg stealing a LOT of Joe’s votes, he’d be BLOWING OUT Bernie in most states, besides the obvious blue states. Virginia said FUCK NO!!! lmao

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JunkieBiden 2 points ago (edited)

It's great. I would take the time every single day during the impeachment just to look in when the Chaplin gave the daily prayer. The outrage was helarious.

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UndercoverSpez 4 points ago

After Brexit there was some realization, but the waves of koolaid quickly came.

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TheMAGAnificent 31 points ago

LOL /r/politics completely removed their super thread and now it's only BERNIE WINS VERMONT as the only mention of the voting day ???

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BERNlE 4 points ago

They had #7 up for like 5 minutes then removed it as a "duplicate post" lol

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CousinEddie 1 point ago

They took it off the sticky. Do a control F on megathread and you'll find it.

They're very low energy. Votes aren't even completed and they've unstickied the main thread. Sad!

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Vests123 2 points ago

How crazy that they're excited he won his own state that he's been senator of for decades.

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BlackJack1776 1 point ago

[Elizabeth Warren disliked that]

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SocialismIsForFigs 30 points ago

Guys, if you haven't already, go check the sanders megathread. They are getting pretty demoralised. I would feel bad for them, except that they support the take down of r/The_Donald.

I think upon California closing the poles we should flood the thread with "No refunds". There is absolutely nothing wrong with kicking such a wretched creature while it's down. They brought it on themselves.

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JunkieBiden 16 points ago (edited)

They banned me for responding to a comment after the primary to "SC if fucked up and backwards" with "Yeah, these silly blacks didn't know you white dudes know what's best for their self interest"

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Comme-Des-Filles 4 points ago

love it

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AnhHaiSaigon 8 points ago (edited)

Commies not only need to be kicked, they need to be kicked, starved and thrown out in the cold so they cannibalize and do all the above to themselves. Oh wait, they have already been doing that.

Well, at least we can keep these animals away from our civilized society.

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capnpyro 6 points ago

I don't know what to do. I feel like I've been in a vicegrip all day.

I feel like 2016 is happening all over again; only this time, I've made the mistake of becoming even more invested than I already was. I made the mistake of caring even more than I already did. I made the mistake of being a 25-year-old person who would rather kill themselves than lose my parent's Healthcare; I made the mistake of having a brother whose cancer treatment isn't covered under his insurance. I am working a dead end job just to support my family. I can't go back to school.

And I feel so fucking foolish for thinking things could change. For believing in what is right; for believing in the basic dignity, the basic decency of mankind. I bought into the dream that Bernie pleaded with America to understand.

And now, once again, it's getting ripped out from under us. Another establishment candidate is going to win the primaries at the cost of the general election; and there will be four more years of this bullshit masquerading as democracy.

I'm sorry for being defeatist. I'll be sorry as hell if I am wrong. But mostly, I'm sorry to myself for having the audacity to believe in change. To believe that things could get better. I'm so goddamn sorry.

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AnhHaiSaigon 7 points ago

What a fucking pretentious loser. This is why it is so true someone said commies don't love the poor, they hate the rich. They are so big losers, they don't even know why they are losing because they can't see past their own egos.

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Turtle 3 points ago

I like how this is just a needlessly wordy way of saying "I voted for Bernie cause he promised to make you pay my bills"

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MAGAMAN4EVA 30 points ago

OMG 4K Comments so far. This site is really taking off! SUCK IT SPEZ

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Upsilonitis 5 points ago

Still way down on what we would have had on deddit if not for cucked Spez and his vile overlords.

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mintscape 4 points ago

But we couldn't even link to their threads on Spezzit and certainly trolling them (which is hilarious) would have got our sub banned.

For sure more views on the old site but this freedom to fuck with them is so much funnier.

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IAbsolutelyDare 30 points ago

Somebody on r/politics just called Warren "the Yoko Ono of the progressive movement".

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AmazingAlphonseA 14 points ago

Fitting since Warren is not asian.

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IAbsolutelyDare 7 points ago

Well, her people crossed a land bridge from Siberia, so...

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pbxbox 2 points ago

It’s whatever it wants to be..but it’s gotta get by us first.

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mintscape 2 points ago

I used to be on the left, shit like that is what woke me up: They can't ever just admit they lost, it has to be someone else's fault all the fucking time.

Warren is a lying cunt but she has the right to stay in the race, just as Mini Mike does despite it harming Biden.

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bandsoutoffresh 30 points ago (edited)

BLOOMBERG REALLY SPENT ALL THAT MONEY FOR FUCKING 23 DELEGATES IM ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW

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wrathmont 8 points ago (edited)

He spent a billion dollars to lose to two other old guys and have his dirty laundry laid out on national television lmfaaooo

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Odkin 3 points ago

He'll keep pouring millions into his dark money minions and PACs to fuck with Trump. So jealous.

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DicksOutForPepe16 3 points ago

We need that Hitler meme video done with Mini Mike's face and a dialogue with his campaign nonsense.

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idshukhov 3 points ago

So, about 30 million per delegate?

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Pixel 1 point ago

He apparently could have BOUGHT the territory of American Samoa for the price he spent on the election already.

Their GDP was $658 million in 2016...

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AbrahamLincoln 29 points ago

Confusing salt from redacted:

"This just goes to show how fucked popular vote systems are. Impossible for Bernie to win, simply because most people didn't want him to"

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago

Wait I thought they wanted the popular vote? Now that want a DNC electoral college equivalent??

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NancysRayguns 7 points ago

Wow

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RedWhiteBlue15 7 points ago

NPCs are melting what few brain cells they have with everyone screeching nonstop.

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dsred259 6 points ago

NPC circuits frying atm

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DeplorableWeWin 4 points ago (edited)

I thought they were demanding popular vote. and i wonder if they realize the democrat primary isnt a popular vote its an elite selection.

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Protcyt 4 points ago

HAHA

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travistd6789 3 points ago

Wait, what? lol

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Redditsforwhinyloser 5 points ago

I'm still waiting on "we should have a testing requirement to register to vote" to hit BINGO on my progressive meltdown BINGO card

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no_step_on_snek 1 point ago

I've Already seen people saying shit like "your vote should account for your life expectancy so that younger people have more of a vote than older people"

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 2 points ago

PoPUlAr voTe sYStEMs

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LloydChristmas89 29 points ago (edited)

So Biden runs for President three times without ever winning a single state until three days ago....now all the sudden he's knocking off states left and right?

This reeks of bullshit/corruption. I'd be furious if I were a Bernie Bro. Luckily I learned my lesson in 2016. Don't forget, pedes. A large portion of Trump supporters were Bernie supporters. Being right won't change many minds if you're a complete dick about it.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 8 points ago

I totally agree. Smells fishy. Dems are corrupt and will rig every chance they get

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GiantEnemyCrab 4 points ago

A bigger portion than people imagine. Myself included.

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no_step_on_snek 2 points ago

You, like your still Bernie loving cousins, overestimate your numbers.

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Blaaaahhhhh 5 points ago

Yet all,they do is donate. The subreddit is unbelievable for it, with Bernie himself even making a post asking for financial support just a few hours ago.

Almost every post links to the donate page or has some motivational speech followed by asking for money.

It is sad to see so many people being obviously fleeced out of their money.

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RespectfulKoiFeeder 2 points ago

Yeah i noticed that too, reminded me of some RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT

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DicksOutForPepe16 3 points ago

We're always humble and welcome everyone with memes.

"You were always welcome, f_____."

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dandylionsummer 6 points ago

Me Too. Extend a hand, don't slap em when they are down. They may end up with a coat.

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bandsoutoffresh 29 points ago (edited)

This gave me proof tonight that /r/politics lives in such a bubble they are saying Bernie still has a chance

Edit: Along with twitter they also said Bernie had no chance of losing tonight...

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Never_fucking_giveup 5 points ago

They are still saying he has a chance to win 2016. Those faggots are the worst

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 6 points ago

Can't wait until that moronic sub suddenly loves Biden once he becomes the nominee. Just like it flipped to pro-Hillary overnight.

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TheOldestRover 5 points ago

They are going to have another meltdown just like in 2016 guaranteed

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mintscape 4 points ago (edited)

/r/politics still thinks Bernie has a chance of running a 4 minute mile too.

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Aslrightnow 29 points ago

Guys, I haven't had this much fun since 2016 with you all. This has been great.

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SocialismIsForFigs 19 points ago

It's been fucking amazing. I'm so happy that we have this place to share the reeeeeing from the commies. A truly magical time to be alive. God bless the United States of America!!!

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jason73ug 29 points ago

lol looks like all the bernie supporters just run their mouths online and dont even show up to vote. maybe socialism isnt really that popular in the real world after all

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AmazingAlphonseA 13 points ago

It's hard to get out of the basement.

Meanwhile, Trump supporters stays 3 days in line just to see him.

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sausage_roll 2 points ago

I woke up at 5:00 a.m. once just to see him speak midday. Hours waiting in line, making friends. Probably the most memorable day of 2016 for me.

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Plutossextape1 10 points ago (edited)

Or maybe the internet social sites are not a good makeup of the nation. Americans don't want socialism and places like reddit are horrible cesspools

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BigAlbinoDonky 9 points ago

They can't show up to vote....they're in Russia.

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xiao_maga_part2 11 points ago

TFW you don't have a enough money for an Uber to the polling station.

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DicksOutForPepe16 4 points ago

Because you donated it all to Colonel Panders

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no_step_on_snek 4 points ago

Almost all Bernie supporters on Reddit and Twitter are either foreign or 12.

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MAGA912 3 points ago

No job = plenty of time to run your mouth on the internet

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Psilocybik 29 points ago

I hope Trump will declass the shit out of just how corrupt Obama and Biden were, he needs to deliver the tactical nuke to his campaign (but only after Biden wins/steals the nomination).

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Bmorepirate 17 points ago

Lol it's almost like folks have forgotten about the big cloud ready to let loose over bidens campaign.

Almost like it was by design, with Trump trolling them on Bernie having the nom stolen.

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Cliffinati 9 points ago

running biden lets Trump run against the Obama legacy and the lack of good parts to it

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cjcivicx 7 points ago

You, and millions of the rest of us!

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GravenImage 6 points ago

Dat's eLecTioN MeDdliNg!!!1

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goodbeerbetterviews2 29 points ago

We need as many socialists on the Bernie or Bust train as possible. Feel free to help me subtly nudge people over on r/politics to being extremely angry if Biden wins.

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DisrespectfulNipples 20 points ago

There's pedes who are voting Bernie today for this exact reason. I'm thinking of doing it too for the luls.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 12 points ago

We need to rile up as many sanders supporters as possible. They are EXTREMELY emotionally driven and there will be violence if there is a brokered convention. Also, Bernie or Bust is a real thing. About 10% of Sanders voters WILL NOT vote for anyone else. We need to start driving that home.

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AnchorFrog01 3 points ago (edited)

I'm still undecided. I'm waiting for my best friend, and we're gonna go together and see what we feel. Edit to ask if OpChaos is still a thing?

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goodbeerbetterviews2 9 points ago

make sure that it will not fuck over you voting for any other MAGA candidates before you do. Some states are fuckity.

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AnchorFrog01 3 points ago

I'm really hot to vote for local conservatives so thank you, will make sure!

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goodbeerbetterviews2 5 points ago

I like the idea of absolutely demoralizing the Dems anyway. Don't give them numbers. Pump our numbers up!

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AnchorFrog01 3 points ago

Me too. It was sweet to see NH numbers. I can't imagine how gross I'd feel voting for a commie anyway.

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sausage_roll 2 points ago

I couldn't do it. I voted for Tulsi. My first time voting for a democrat or a woman, and I'm a woman so plenty of people have given me a hard time about voting for Trump in 2016.

... continue reading thread?
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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago

I may as well too. The odds of Trump winning the cemetary vote here are nonexistent. Yay for Chicongo.

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Bran1986 29 points ago

Donna Brazile looks batshit insane.

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agile_a 22 points ago

Elizabeth warren got 1/1024 delegates

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Pelosis_xanax 2 points ago

Ha! If Trump tweets that I’ll laugh one of my kidneys out the side of my body

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ProphetOfKek 14 points ago

Looks?

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago

And she probably smells terrible too.

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Vests123 1 point ago

Did you see her tell Rona McDaniel on Fox news during an interview to "go to hell" today because she suggested the D's will have a brokered convention?

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Proudly_Deplorable 1 point ago

Because she is. Cheatin' Donna went off the rails on Ronna McDaniel earlier today or so I heard. Her presence on Fox News makes it obvious how far that network has fallen.

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real_mcnugget 28 points ago (edited)

I find it funny as fuck, that the Bernie bros are being beaten by a billionaire in every Bay Area county in CA right now. I'm pretending to be shocked.

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salvecitizen 6 points ago

OLLIEGAWKS

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latinxtreme500 10 points ago

Silicon Valley millionaires don't wanna pay more in taxes.

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zwiebelsaft 0 points ago

I see you saw the North SF Bay results also.

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dsred259 18 points ago

They do that with a ton of definitions unfortunately. The definition of Muslim used to be red pill central....but now well, you can look for yourself if you want lol.

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Barack0bama 28 points ago

lol Buttplug dropped out and he is STILL beating Pocahontas in California

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Plutossextape1 5 points ago

Early voting is to blame

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DickTick 1 point ago

Thank you early voters!

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TheDonaldVET1 4 points ago

Lmao that is too damn funny

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SVGA2020 28 points ago

Salty Tuesday. Followed by Weeping Wednesday

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Pepe420Kek 28 points ago

redacted is slowly convulsing and reforming into Biden supporters overnight fucking kek.

All these former commies and comrads are trading in their uniforms are the first sight of an L fucking a man what a fucking time to be alive

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NuclearDreams 5 points ago

Like werewolves at the full moon. They will all suddenly shapeshift into rabid Biden supporters who have been on board with Biden the entire time.

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Pepe420Kek 3 points ago

"His work in Ukraine was invaluable and nearly saved the country from muh Russia" bahahahahah

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SpezIsABundleOfTwigs 4 points ago

No shame in them lmfao.

They’re going from anti-establishment to pro-establishment in span of a few hours.

No hyperbole, /r/politics is one of the biggest jokes in human history.

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Pepe420Kek 1 point ago

It's gotta be one of the biggest trash fires actively burning but holy shit is it fun to watch these dumb dumbs twist and contort themselves into whatever is anti-Trump. My personal favorite week was when we pulled tf outta Syria and all of sudden redacted went from Anti-War military industrial complex bad to FUCK YA WAR IS GOOD LETS STAY FOREVER. For like a whole week hahahahah

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Zytos 28 points ago

r/politics: "I can’t believe what I’m witnessing tonight. I know I’m going to get hate for this, but if Biden wins the nom then I’m voting trump this Nov. I’m sure others will do the same."

Guys, guys, you have to be a bit more subtle.

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robotspacetime 28 points ago

Warren is losing Massachusetts kek!!!

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Cliffinati 13 points ago

The teepee has blown over and the Injun has no clothes

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GaiusOrangeJulius 4 points ago

I can't unsee that. Thanks a lot. LOL.

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 1 point ago

G-#D*mn it!

Now how am I suppose to get to sleep tonight?

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Sumarongi 2 points ago

Scuse me. I’m gonna get me a beer

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ronburgandy 2 points ago

Warren has run low on wampum and firewater.

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Pepe420Kek 28 points ago

Biden's going to win and it's glorious. The dumpster fire of the DNC does it again. Get cucked bernard mcsanderson

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pyre2001 11 points ago

How can Biden even do a debate at this point? DNC would have to hide him and some bunker and not let him speak.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 4 points ago

He might have a chance if he demands that they start the debate with a push up contest & leg hair competition.

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Pepe420Kek 5 points ago

It's going to be magnificent. Trump will piledrive him in the first debate then the DNC will say "no more debates Trumps a meanie butt poopoo pee pee hurts our fee fees" and Biden will gaffe his way to a whole new level of failure

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freespeech4all 28 points ago

Its reported by NYT that 84% of latinos under 30 voted for Sanders. WE NEED VOTER ID, STRONGER WALL AND MORE DEPORTATIONS.

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OrganicVandal 2 points ago

Brings back memories.

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GiantEnemyCrab 3 points ago

That’s fuckin nuts

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Lady_Stallion 2 points ago

Can't Trump make an executive order? Even if it's just for this election!

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DicksOutForPepe16 2 points ago

But how did they get to the polls if they can't get to the DMV?

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NancysRayguns 1 point ago

Why would anyone believe them?

Can’t call them fake news, then believe their poll....

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LeeKuanYewTheGreat 28 points ago

Got this from /r/politics. It's an absolute gem:

Many young voters sat out Super Tuesday, contributing to Bernie Sanders' losses

My friends that didn't vote didn't vote because politics depresses them. Since 2016, the endless shock and disgust over Trump's America has left a lot of people exhausted. So much shit happens without any repercussions. Trump was impeached, and yet it seems like that won't matter either.

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kamakura7 5 points ago

living that esist lifestyle

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840726 27 points ago

Bernie can't wait for super Tuesday to end so he and his wife can go house shopping

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DicksOutForPepe16 5 points ago

...in Moscow.

"But I need 3 houses, Mini Mike."

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LtColVindmansVagina 2 points ago

Don't you mean summer camp shopping??? Duh everyone has one of those!

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freespeech4all 27 points ago

LOL bern bros blaming black people for VA/NC. Man their racism is showing

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No_Spezzy_Cucks 7 points ago

Bet they don’t get banned or censored for it.

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Bmorepirate 1 point ago

Bernout, please.

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astro_eng 27 points ago

Warren getting trounced in Mass is hilarious

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45IsNumberOne 10 points ago

She's a joke for not dropping out but the DNC may have ordered her to stay in to possibly steal votes from Bernout

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tufftoffee 1 point ago

Precisely the plan. Her existence in the race is to give delegates to Biden and make sure Sanders never sees daylight.

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NYRepublican72 7 points ago

Looks like Plymouth Rock landed on her.

Fake Indian can’t even fake her way to victory in her “home” state.

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freespeech4all 3 points ago

She is losing to Biden and Bernie. She should drop the fuck out

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Cliffinati 5 points ago

Teepee

Tipped and Groped

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 3 points ago

Her shrill voice is about as enjoyable to listen to as a baby seal being clubbed to death.

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Fredo_Cuomo 27 points ago

Front Page of r/politics: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says that Bernie Supporters and Warren Supporters Must Unite

Imagine letting a 30 year old bartender run your party

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SpaceForceRanger 27 points ago

Ready for the Bernie Bros to officially rage quit from the dems and weaken them even further

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mikeroolz 5 points ago

They're talking about it already. It's a beautiful thing!

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Toughsky_Shitsky -8 points ago

But another assfucking won't keep the Bernie bros from voting for muh socialism democrats, will it?

Lefards are fucking stupid. Period.

They will continue to vote for a party that promises free shit (taken from someone else), despite that same party taking their candidate preference from them time after time.

Leftards can't see that the only thing the democrat party cares about is power and control .. broken promises of utopia is what marxism is all about ... but leftard voters are too stupid to see that.

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LS_DJ 5 points ago

I feel like a lot of the berniedoodles abandoned ship in 2016 and then saw the light and saw the way of MAGA. I really doubt the late-stage communists who still follow this whack job will vote MAGA, because if they had any sense they would have already seen the light

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lurker247 2 points ago

I agree, have my upvote

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CommieCucksFuckOff 4 points ago

That's what i've been seeing.

I saw some guy on reddit like "If they screw Bernie again, i'm leaving the democrats forever!"

I was like "So you're ok getting fucked once, but twice! That's the limit!"

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Fredo_Cuomo 27 points ago

Mannnnnn I'm going to use Bloomberg as a case study for the rest of my career in marketing (hopefully not much longer)

TV ads can make people aware of your offering but TV can't make people buy a shitty product

Boom - Mini Mike roasted in every single meeting I have with a client from now until I change careers

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xiao_maga_part2 10 points ago

That fucker was pissing me off popping up on every other YouTube ad. Also the hard left saw him as nothing more than a Republican carpetbagger.

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DeplorableWeWin 2 points ago

it bought him anywhere from 10-25% of the vote in some states. or he basically bought as many votes as he could. though how much moneyis he willing to spend to be in 3rd or 4th place. the mini mike voters are moderate democrats who think mini mike isnt socialist scum or a corrupt pedo. They are basically protest votes. but he might be hoping for a brokered convention where he can buy the nomination from the broke democrat party.

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SharkTeamTrump 1 point ago

Considering he's listed in Epstein's little black book I'd say he is a corrupt pedo. It would explain why he hates President Trump so much. All pedos do.

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mintscape 2 points ago

Unless you live in American Samoa, they seem to buy shitty products just from a few ads.

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Bt443407 27 points ago

Donna saying DNC doesn’t rig nominations ?

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basedBlumpkin 11 points ago

Unbelievable they have such a lying partisan hack on the network

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Proudly_Deplorable 2 points ago

Same thing on Fox Business. No Lou Dobbs or Charles Payne. Mostly Neil Cavuto and other GOPe types.

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UndercoverSpez 4 points ago

They just slip questions to their prefers.

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susiecadwalader 5 points ago

Projection/confession--she couldn't help herself.

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michael_obama 8 points ago

And the clintons don’t kill people

Lol, right Donna

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DuesImperator 4 points ago

And Bill isn’t a rapist.

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SpezIsABundleOfTwigs 5 points ago

Fuck Faux News for giving her a platform

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CharlesDemar72 3 points ago

Just like she doesn’t give out debate questions.

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Patriot456 1 point ago

Also she said that the Republicans winner-take-all system for primaries was flawed (when her party literally wants to abolish the electoral college so that the popular vote winner takes all). You can't make this stuff up.

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Ridgewalker 27 points ago

HAHAHA This guy can't be serious in the /redacted thread:

"Im sick. Ive spent months financially supporting bernie. I saw him as an investment, free college, he would ginally clear my debts. I have been foregoing new switch games and funko pops for months and the boomers are making it all worthless. God I hate this country"

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AbrahamLincoln 7 points ago

I had to look up what a funko pop is. Not what I was expecting.

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basedBlumpkin 8 points ago

If that's not a troll it's amazing.

Are these people retarded enough to think Bernie's insane legislation would actually get thru congress ??

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago

Maybe they were hoping for executive orders

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Stormysrectalseepage 5 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this has potential to be a new meme ??????

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Cliffinati 5 points ago

He shouldn't worry his wife's boyfriend will buy them with the money the TRUMP economy gives him

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ToySoldier322 5 points ago

Has to be one of ours....

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donix2010 4 points ago

Lmao. I bet that guy live in his mom's basement

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ImWithHearse 3 points ago

May have done better at a roulette wheel.

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Basileus 5 points ago

Could have used that money to pay off his loans

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adam_schiff 27 points ago

I'm rapid-fire concern trolling all over the salt mines. These libs are MAD

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Odkin 26 points ago (edited)

We should start taking bets on the date that /r/politics suddenly turns into Biden4President!

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Trump2032P 6 points ago

I mean as of rn Biden is up by 100+ delegates... So I would say in the next 2 months

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TravelBan-BuildWall 4 points ago

You’re right, that dramatic shift is going to be hilarious!

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Joocystarbursts0316 26 points ago

Dem turnout looks higher than 2016. We have to turn out as well folks.

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sod1umchlor1de 26 points ago

The top posts on r/politics right now make it seem as if Bernie won Super Tuesday LMAO

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freespeech4all 26 points ago

Wow Biden won MA. Sanders 2nd, WARREN 3RD. She lost in her own state to BIDEN. Sanders would have won though if it wasnt for Warren and vice versa. Bahahahahaha

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Twitter 14 points ago

Warren is solely there to cuck bernie

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Vests123 1 point ago

Yup

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Poopster_C 6 points ago

Let them eat their own

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago

Sanders would have won though if it wasnt for Warren

Yep, that's why she stayed in the race.

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840726 1 point ago

Bingo. Warren is openly campaigning for a brokered convention. When she was shooting for the nomination, she attacked Sanders (remember "muh sexism?). Then she abruptly stopped attacking him and was cordial to him, positioning herself to split the socialist lefty vote by not making a bully out of herself.

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ElMalakai 5 points ago

She did that to him multiple times.

Bernie would have run away with it without her.

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Vests123 1 point ago (edited)

Definitely why Biden won some of the states because Warren took votes away from Bernie.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago

Maybe she only had support from 1/1024 of MA

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Block_Helen 5 points ago

Wow.

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GeestigeNaam 5 points ago

That's amazing to me. Around the more lefty parts (Brookline, most of Boston) Warren seemed to have tons of support, as well as Bernie. Incredible that Warren did so poorly here. Guess the rest of Mass saw through her bullshit.

Things are bad for the Dem party right now. Bernies commie message is enough to motivate young, stupid college kids but I think this shows the heart of America, even if they don't like Trump, reject outright Marxism.

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Foxnews 26 points ago

Officially called, Pocahontas lost her home state of Oklahoma! lol

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no_step_on_snek 2 points ago

And her home state of Massachusetts and her home state of Maine.

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Pixel 26 points ago

From /r/Redacted (I kid you not...):

"there is no true liberal candidate. Sanders is the most moderate and sensible one, but america lost its last chance at electing a president who isn't a racist. I guess we need to prepare for four more years of trump."

How delusional are these people? Too many acid trips?

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BigAlbinoDonky 6 points ago

They don't know what "liberal" is. Commies definitely aren't liberals.

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webthing 2 points ago

Clucked by CNN and MSNBC

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Bmorepirate 10 points ago

Echo chamber dominated by non-americans.

Mueller should have looked at the user mix on Reddit politics subs. Guaranteed leftist subs like politics are majority non-americans

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no_such_looser 5 points ago

Imagine living your life on Twitter, watching CNN, and surrounded by people who only think just like you do. Now imagine paying 6 bucks a day for a shitty sugary coffee while looking at Twitter on your 1k+ iPhone while deleting any student loan repayment emails. Hard to imagine I know but that's where this shit comes from.

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sun_wolf 3 points ago

They’re unemployed but think they are leading a worker’s revolution.

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago

People who are allowed to vote: "Sanders is the most moderate and sensible one"

Me: What the fuck....

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AnnieMm 3 points ago

Well they got one thing right: "we need to prepare for four more years of Trump."

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Anonymous_mex_nibba 2 points ago

What these politically illiterate people don't know is that Democratic Socialism (AKA Bernie's platform) goes further left than Liberalism. If what they truly want is a Liberal candidate (plot twist: they don't), then Bernie is actually too radical for them.

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Forte 26 points ago

I swear Trump has to be setting records for voter turnout in primaries with an incumbent running uncontested

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SpaceForceRanger 21 points ago

He 100% is. Dems shot themselves in the foot with nonstop hoaxes for the past 3 years. The base is fired up!

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ToTheRescues 26 points ago (edited)

Man, I don't know who I want to win more tonight.

If Biden wins, Reddit melts down.

If Bernie wins, the media melts down.

It's hard to decide who I want to see suffer more.

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GiantEnemyCrab 8 points ago

Biden winning is best, we will farm Bernouts.

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BERNlE 4 points ago

Reddit meltdown for sure

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ATXGodzilla 4 points ago

Dont think of it as a lose lose. Its a win win. Just enjoy what comes friend! Either way, we get a good laugh! :)

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago

Popcorn is ready either way.

Toss the match! Lessee what happens!

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Pepe420Kek 3 points ago

I'm rooting for both to win.

Bernie wins majority of Cali

  • media minds melt due to near tie
  • reddit melts due to Biden blowing out every single other state and winning "the popular vote" which has been Bernard McSanderson's claim to fame
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wiiztec 3 points ago

Bloomberg, everyone melts down

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Brucesky420 2 points ago

Good news, neither will "win". Tonight is guaranteeing a brokered convention

Meaning pure chaos, and very possibly bernie riots in the near future

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Brucesky420 4 points ago

Good news, neither will "win". Tonight is guaranteeing a brokered convention

Meaning pure chaos, and very possibly bernie riots in the near future

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FussBus 1 point ago

I want to see Bernie win. The establishment makes me sick. I think Bernie will lose to Trump and without the unquestioning support of the msm he will lose big.

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dsred259 26 points ago

Ok, which one of you heroes did this rofl

https://i.maga.host/afM4FGK.jpg

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DildoBaggins 7 points ago

wow

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UpTrump 5 points ago

Lmao that idiot that said she's a republican

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Sealith 5 points ago

Warren was a republican

https://i.imgflip.com/1zecfw.jpg

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 1 point ago

“YOU_FAGGOTS_LOST_LOL”

KeK! Perfect username.

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Maaam 26 points ago

I got banned from SFP straight away there for merely pointing out the fact that using the word comrade is why they lose

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 7 points ago

They're a bunch of cringey LARPers who don't realize they are a very small minority.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 26 points ago (edited)

With less than 60% reporting, Trump already got 1,514,616 votes in TX. wow. That's more than all Dems combined and dems have 68% reporting!

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UpTrump 6 points ago

How many did 0bummer get in 2012?

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Al3321 6 points ago

520, 410

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UpTrump 4 points ago

Truly a bummer

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no_step_on_snek 1 point ago

Trump is at 1 million in Cali with 14% reporting.

Don't get complacent, we have to vote, but if we do we are going to spank this election.

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alloffoglesfootlong 26 points ago

The Dems are hoping to prop up Biden to bring a brokered convention into Milwaukee. Then they can rob Bernie again and give the nod to Joe. This is going to be some must see TV when that happens.

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago

Hey now, it's not robbery if Bernie gets another house in exchange.

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lurker247 2 points ago

If I recall his reasoning as a Communist was that he needed one in Washington, one in Vermont, and like many Vermont Citizens an expensive lake house.... The 4th would be for necessary trips to Russia on their anniversaries.

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Aluminoti 7 points ago

I'm putting in a buy on tendies stock

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Trumptastic88 5 points ago

Where can I put money down on a wager that the DNC is going to steal it from Bernie? Its 100% going to happen.

NO REFUNDS

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SuperBriz 26 points ago (edited)

Hey guys I just got in. How is Michael Avenatti doing so far?

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MAGAtlanta 5 points ago

He's winning Cell Block D, but they're still counting votes...

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Cliffinati 7 points ago

getting his prison wallet fitted

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Pepe420Kek 3 points ago

He's doing great just locked up AS(American Samoa) huge win. Pending final verdict now.

All signs point to guilty as charged.

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pray_for_kekistan [S] 3 points ago

chow time

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago

He's slightly behind Bloomberg.

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cilantro 0 points ago

I heard he bleached his asshole before going to prison, as a courtesy to his new bunk buddies.

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AsianConservative 26 points ago

Off to bed for this San Diego pede, would like to wear my maga hat tmr but I would also like to not get shanked in broad daylight lmao. Fuck socialism!

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AsianConservative 6 points ago

East county is, but we strugglin out here in the heart of it lol

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ImWithXir 25 points ago

The bernouts on the sanders sub are so fucking out of touch they are attacking their own.

Some guy on the sanders sub said he's voting blue no matter who and the guy got attacked like he was one of us.