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posted ago by pray_for_kekistan [M]

Don't know why you're watching this while a Trump Rally is going on....but it is hard not to rubberneck when you pass a wreck as massive as this....

Hold your microphones tight, BOLO for activist titties, and don't bother checking the mail because your $1000 check is not coming. It's time for another Dem Debate Disaster.


In true Dem fashion, all non-whites have been removed from the stage (P. P. Butt may still speak Spanish).

Yang Wang Gang will still get to see their guy on TV tonight (if they turn to CNN for his political commentary haha).

All eyes will be on Bloomberg's podium (to see if he got his booster box).

Pocahontas will be as desperate as Biden (would be if he was coherent enough to understand his situation).

Steyer no longer has to buy his way onto the stage (because he has to buy his way into the the audience).

Candidates will have 1 minute and 15 seconds for answers and 45 seconds for follow-ups at the moderators’ discretion.

Gather round this glorious shitshow with thousands of quarantined frens and enjoy!


Livestreams:

* The Nevada Independent


Tonight Losers

  • Joe Biden

  • Pete Buttigieg

  • Amy Klobuchar

  • Bernie Sanders

  • Elizabeth Warren

  • Mike Bloomberg


Crazy Bernie is holding a nice lead in the polls but due to his commie practices P.P. Butt actually has more delegates.

Candidates need 1,991 delegates to secure the Democratic presidential nomination. After two contests in Iowa and New Hampshire, here’s where things stand:

Pete Buttigieg: 22 delegates - Bernie Sanders: 21 delegates - Elizabeth Warren: 8 delegates - Amy Klobuchar: 7 delegates - Joe Biden: 6 delegates

Don't know why you're watching this while a Trump Rally is going on....but it is hard not to rubberneck when you pass a wreck as massive as this.... #[Hold your microphones tight, BOLO for activist titties, and don't bother checking the mail because your $1000 check is not coming. It's time for another Dem Debate Disaster.](https://i.postimg.cc/SsDQcfhb/BF0-E010-F-164-B-4-DE1-B026-BE83759-C4-DCB.jpg) --- In true Dem fashion, all non-whites have been removed from the stage (P. P. Butt may still speak Spanish). Yang Wang Gang will still get to see their guy on TV tonight (if they turn to CNN for his *political commentary* haha). All eyes will be on Bloomberg's podium (to see if he got his booster box). Pocahontas will be as desperate as Biden (would be if he was coherent enough to understand his situation). Steyer no longer has to buy his way onto the stage (because he has to buy his way into the the audience). ## Candidates will have 1 minute and 15 seconds for answers and 45 seconds for follow-ups at the moderators’ discretion. ##Gather round this glorious shitshow with thousands of quarantined frens and enjoy! --- #Livestreams: #* [The Nevada Independent](https://thenevadaindependent.com/tv) * [NBC](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-presidential-election) * [MSNBC](https://www.msnbc.com/) --- Tonight Losers * Joe Biden * Pete Buttigieg * Amy Klobuchar * Bernie Sanders * Elizabeth Warren * Mike Bloomberg --- Crazy Bernie is holding a [nice lead in the polls](https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/us/2020_democratic_presidential_nomination-6730.html) but due to his commie practices P.P. Butt actually has more delegates. Candidates need 1,991 delegates to secure the Democratic presidential nomination. After two contests in Iowa and New Hampshire, here’s where things stand: Pete Buttigieg: 22 delegates - Bernie Sanders: 21 delegates - Elizabeth Warren: 8 delegates - Amy Klobuchar: 7 delegates - Joe Biden: 6 delegates
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scotronic 11 points ago

Alfred E Neuman must not be President!

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DanIsSwell 9 points ago

Notice how he tried to appear less plastic tonight, by not shaving? Nice try, lab rat.

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago

He’d be a better candidate than any of the dems.