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TrumpsThrowaway 33 points ago

Never forget this loser actually thought he could be president

polish_snausage 21 points ago

All those losers thought he could be president ?

fusreedah 4 points ago

Yeah that's a way bigger deal. So what that he had an ego. A powerful media cluelessly backing creepy porn criminals is the real issue.

DangleBarry 9 points ago

He will be president of dropping the soap.

workinating 4 points ago

Big bubba KEK!

Nipple_Copter 4 points ago

Never forget CNN and every Leftist in America thought he could be president

NotProgCensored 9 points ago

Strange days indeed.

CollusionsofGrandeur 8 points ago

I can't wait for Tucker's take on the verdict on his show tonight!

BuckOfama 8 points ago

But... But I heard he was Donald Trump's worst nightmare!!!1!11!

TheNakedAmbassador 7 points ago

He faces a maximum of 42 years in prison for this case and a max of 335 years in another case that hasn't begun yet.

1776take2 7 points ago

Bet he gets less than Roger Stone. :-\

AtariArtist [S] 2 points ago

Doubtful - the next court is federal and that's a min 80% time sentencing. Then there's ANOTHER one for millions in CA.

He's a lifer.

Biggie_Smalls 2 points ago

And ends up on the Democrat Presidential ticket

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Evei 3 points ago

Very likely. the judicial system only exists to punish people who do not worship globalism

AtariArtist [S] 1 point ago *

Not with the pending Federal Trial. Then there's another for millions (a lot of millions) in CA.

cathymv722 7 points ago

No wonder CNN saw him as a good contender for President... hes a liar and a crook

bill_the_butcher 6 points ago

This conspiracy theory has been debunked

mr_meatball_disaster 5 points ago

I’m sure it was just kicked off the front page by the story about all of the violence against conservatives this week.

AslanFan 4 points ago

Trump curse confirmed...

I776 4 points ago

Damn, that’s just a room full of smug people who think they are smarter than everyone else on the planet.

shipoutofdanger 4 points ago

As much as I despise Avenatti... I'd rather see him go free and trade him for a dozen corrupt FBI, DOJ, CIA, NSC, and State Dept officials.

And all the enemies of America that staffed the teams of the past administration and their State Dept's.

And all the lawyers.

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Evei 1 point ago

You'll probably get the first half of your wish. Unlikely he'll get more than a couple years at the most.

Picador20 4 points ago

He can't drop out of the race now! He won as many delegates in NH as Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren put together.

criticalMass 3 points ago

Trump also had a hooker pay HIM. Sloppy Daniels

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Cwmc 3 points ago

I bet he doesn't get as much time as they tried to give Roger Stone

OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago

I eas just going to say that. Stone will be appealing this, though, until Trump pardons him. This isvthe most ridiculous prosecution ever, especially considering the McCabe thing.

KiltedTailor 3 points ago

IF he gets jail time, ' buy the popcorn time' and see what happens when he meets all the people he put behind bars!

I heard an appeal is on the way

In truth he tried to 'muscle' the wrong victim, NIKE has money and power; for that reason alone, he will get some jail time. NIKE does not want to send a 'message'; extort from NIKE, if you do not get money, you still got free"

AtariArtist [S] 3 points ago *

His appeal will be during his trial for over 300 years of federal charges and then another trial after that.

Jenmon 3 points ago

Some of them might be next.

The_MAGA_Destroyer 3 points ago

Here is a guy who was living the high life and in a short while will be somebody's bitch and traded for cigarettes.

Commiewrecker17 2 points ago

Wow yeah, strange. So strange.

TrumpFortyFive 2 points ago

It must have hurt them to have to report on this: https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/14/us/michael-avenatti-verdict/index.html

PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago

CNN link:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/14/us/michael-avenatti-verdict/index.html

Kind of surprised that they didn't even once try to pretend that the charges were politically motivated or some such bullshit.

Frankenstein 1 point ago

he’ll be out soon enough for phase 2, d list for sure, and always the pest, but never gone, don’t underestimate those fuckers

MAGAnic316 1 point ago *

You're supposed to get elected (town council/congress/whatever) and THEN start your criminal enterprise.

CPL just had the steps out of order

Last_Resort 1 point ago

Is Lemon goosing him?

Biggie_Smalls 1 point ago

What are the Odds that Don le mon sucked him off that night?

habanero 1 point ago

Had he extorted a less woke company, all he'd get is a slap on the wrist and pat on the back.

Rodger 1 point ago *

Hopefully the prison Warden will allow Avenatti out of jail long enough to be on the democrats debate stage to debate for his 2020 Presidential bid. However it's not looking good for Avenatti as he did not get any votes in Iowa or New Hampshire but there's always Nevada and South Carolina and oh yeah let's not forget Super Tuesday. <===Avenatti2020===> just goes to show & confirm how absolutely Stupid CNN and MSDNC are because they literally thought Avenatti could be the President of the U.S. But all hope is not gone for Avenatti in fact maybe Avenatti could be president of his Cell Block in prison.

ampedUpAlligator 0 points ago

Basta!

SwampSwan 2 points ago

Ha! lmao he put that on every. fucking. tweet.

For some reason that really got on my nerves - wtf now I like "Basta!".

SeamusSullivan 0 points ago

Should we be throwing stones at porn lawyers?