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Keiichi81 22 points ago +25 / -3 (edited)

He'll sneak up Bernie's rear and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

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OldSoldiersNeverDie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Either way, Bernie's still fucked. There is no way that they'll let him get the nomination. Like last time, he'll just have to settle for the consolation prize of houses and money.

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1776-or-1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why does establishment dnc hate Bernie anyway? Isn't Socialism their endgame anyway?

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mightyclaw 11 points ago +11 / -0

Power is their endgame. Socialism is a flavor that goes down well with leftist voters, but the power seekers don't believe that there are enough leftists to overcome MAGA voters (without massive cheating), so they oppose Bernie as a sure loser.

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

This makes the most sense. Not enough Bernie voters to take out DJT.

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +6 / -1

he aint in their club. prolly doesnt partake in pizza parties.

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luke21 0 points ago +1 / -1

You are onto something. He is just a greedy old man. I don't even know if he wants to be president. But the money and acclaim appeal to him every four years.

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NaCl_Miner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because he doesn’t lie about his intentions well enough.

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Malfunction 3 points ago +3 / -0

And roughed up. Don't forget how they assaulted him right after he lost his secret service protection.

https://newspunch.com/dnc-witnesses-say-bernie-sanders-was-physically-assaulted/

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habanero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have an updoot for FMJ Gunny reference.

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WindsOfWinter 11 points ago +11 / -0

wait... is this real?

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kono_hito_wa 4 points ago +4 / -0

No.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

I wanted to believe. Sadly, they can't report factual information without some blatant biased spin, neither can they make or take a joke it seems. The only joke, it seems, is CNN still calls itself a news network.

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Babycakes 5 points ago +5 / -0

CNN IS WORTHLEESS.

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Seahawks2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN is homophobic.

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only protection they use is whistleblower protection. Buttigieg coming in with that sensual whistleblowjob.

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VetforTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

May have a pede working at CNN lol

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ServerTowerofBabel 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I like to call this move the Sneaky Pete."

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Barbieblonde 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh sweet baby Jesus that is funny... not that there is anything wrong with that.

(Seinfeld reference)

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Ralph_124C_41 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this even real? Google search for site:cnn.com does not have it. If they took it down, then https://archive.org may have it.

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MElfers4473 2 points ago +2 / -0

...wonder it that's still up

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't make this stuff up

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FreeSpeechMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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the_donald2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice photoshop

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Omgwtfbbq 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whew. They wrote that with a straight face.

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is...is this doctored?

Please tell me this is photoshopped!

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Lmfao. Is this for real?!? This is their best work in years if so.

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SeamusSullivan 0 points ago +2 / -2

Can we stop falling for stuff like this? It makes us look so stupid and uninformed... and plays right into our enemies plans.

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Mintap 4 points ago +5 / -1

A funny photo,

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