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RareMillennialPepe [S] 16 points ago

My husband is the kind of (legal) immigrant America wants. He's a hard-working tradesman, and as much as he misses things about jolly old England, he very much enjoys the prospect of owning a few guns to protect our home. He's not a citizen (yet) but he'd vote for Trump if he could. We've got our first little one on the way and a friend lovingly refers to him as "Baby Brexit." :)

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one3five 14 points ago *

I'm sorry that our invitations to your delicious breakfast must've gotten lost in the mail because otherwise we'd all be there.

ima hungry

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kicklucy 9 points ago

I also imported my husband from England! He loves the USA...so much so that I don’t think he’s much bothered by what happens in the UK anymore. He did laugh watching a video of the Union Jack being removed from EU headquarters. He became a citizen a few years ago, in time to vote TRUMP (and he’ll fucking do it again). We enjoy giggling at memes on T_D together. We have the best legal immigrants, don’t we folks?

Cheers to you and your husband! ????

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tread 5 points ago

That’s great. And congratulations and God bless your Baby Brexit ?

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tread 6 points ago

P.S. both the beers are for me. No drinks for mom-to-be! ?

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RareMillennialPepe [S] 5 points ago

Many thanks! ?

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abroadandconfused12 13 points ago

BLIMEY

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cellardoor 11 points ago

??I love a good fry up! Cheers!??

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RareMillennialPepe [S] 12 points ago

Cheers! I love your username!

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cellardoor 5 points ago

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readysetgo 11 points ago

Let's do that yearly and call it the brexit date. The day where we eat an English breakfast. I'm definitely doing this

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godsgail33 8 points ago

Congratulations to all Brits. My dad was a Liverpuddlan and both of my Great fought in WWI. They would be appalled at what has happened. God Bless Great Britain and her real citizens.

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mintscape 7 points ago

You can change pede, drop the weed and start working out.

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habanero 3 points ago

What a defeatist attitude. I'm sure you can. Stop eating shit, lose some weight, and go out there. It's not easy (nothing that's worth anything is), but it is very doable. Be a Chad.

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ShempAllah 1 point ago

Smoke weed and work out. You dont have to drop weed. Michael Phelps smoked weed and won olympic gold. And once you find some needy clinging beeatch that only cares about appearances, you will get that shitty breakfast with canned beans. Winning!

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PotentialWizard 5 points ago

Brexfast.

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Magafactured 2 points ago

Boom! ?

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RareMillennialPepe [S] 12 points ago *

I'm willing to make him his breakfast beans, but I draw the line at blood pudding.

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Scuffers 11 points ago

As a Brit, I beg to differ! - beans are essential, as are sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, black&white pudding, etc.

As a frequent visitor to the states, my biggest gripe is the lack of decent bacon.

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago

what is the difference in bacon? I love 'murican bacon. Is british bacon more like canadian bacon?

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Logan051361 4 points ago

What? No Cold Pizza?

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ShempAllah 3 points ago

Gross. WTF kinda savages eat canned beans,ever?

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago

My british relatives used to brush their teeth with ashes from the fireplace. Complete savages.

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habanero 3 points ago

It's actually pretty good when done right. Not something I personally would eat every day (I'm a steel cut oatmeal person myself), but I could see how it could be habit forming.

Source: spent a couple of weeks in London about 3 years ago.

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mintscape 3 points ago

No black pudding?

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GernBlanston 3 points ago

Damn, that looks good!

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Tomato 3 points ago

That looks so goooood.

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Earlie 3 points ago

Blimey!

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robotspacetime 2 points ago

What? No marmite?

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Wireslinger 2 points ago

If you can not own firearms your not really free.

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ShempAllah 1 point ago

They are quite free to do whatever they are told to do.

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BoogaLucy 2 points ago

Barf ? but congratulations!

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Sarlaccpitmaster 2 points ago

Congrats!

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cellardoor -1 points ago

A full English fry up and a pint, is truly the only hangover cure known to man.