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DanIsSwell [S] (3 points) *

Other countries: “America is terrible” Also other countries: “We just had a natural disaster. Hey America you dumbasses, why haven’t you paid for this yet?! By the way, we’re having a war with someone. Hey America, get your dumbasses over here and fight it for us! America is the worst country in the world. I want to move there. Hey dumbasses, let me in!”

America is the greatest, coolest country in the world. Since our inception, these other land of the lost fools have been raging with jealousy. They want to suck us dry of everything we have, of everything we have created, so they can try to assume our identity and become us, and pretend they were us since the beginning. We have to STOP giving and STOP letting them in.