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Guess that's why he banned those big soft drinks, so his employees wouldn't miss even one second of work in their cubicles by taking a leak. Talk about Scrooge McDuck. Edit: BTW, isn't this the same dem candidate who responded "Kill it" to a female employee who told him she was pregnant?
That's the one! Maybe he doesn't shit because he is shit?
I'm fairly successful and I learned early from my Father. Work Smarter not Harder.
Nope. Constipation is the key.
Old but gold. Coomburg is anal retentive
He can initiate the Amazon plan of putting workers in Cages too.
Just go ahead and shit yourself. No judgement.
Do I smell a promotion????