Glorified cashier. "New Libraries" are just day cares and internet. Have you been lately? The hip thing is making them into a Chuck E Cheese with a few terminals. No silence, shit all in terms of classics. Most of the books are donations from publishers and Romance Novels / Soft Porn for lonely 40-year old cat women with ovarian cysts because they've put everything but the kitchen sink into their pussyholes, looking for the orgasm to end all orgasms. But I digress. Defund libraries and start up your own private one. Austin (TX) has the right idea...fuck these hipster twats getting paid from the government who are attacking 1/2 their fellow countrymen on our dime. etc