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submitted by Old_ex_Commie

He was presented to his 72 virgins this morning. Each virgin gets her own piece.

Fatima got part of a hand with a couple of fingers. Noor got a few inches of small intestine...

He was presented to his 72 virgins this morning. Each virgin gets her own piece. Fatima got part of a hand with a couple of fingers. Noor got a few inches of small intestine...
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Rusty_Nutz (6 points)

Imagine his disappointment on learning there's a virgin shortage thanks to Trump sending so many of his terrorist buds on to paradise before him.