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TopKeksWithFrens (6 points) *

So are we legit in a kinetic war with Iran now? Is this just going to escalate? Kerry was just there wasn't he?

DJT2020 (10 points)

I think Kerry just realized how little influence he really has. Don’t think he will be back there very soon.

TopKeksWithFrens (17 points)

Kerry needs to be tried for treason

MAGADUDE (3 points)

Or kidnapped by the Iranians and held hostage.

I wonder what they could get for ransom? Hmm... bidding starts at one dollar.

lifeisahologram (6 points)

Iran: "Where's the ransom!"

Trump: "Sure sure, yeah, we paid that ransom, it's uh...in the....mail. yeah!"

Iran: "You've been saying that for months! This is your 69th, and final warning, we will kill him if you don't pay!"

Trump: "Oh noo..."

Iran: "Well if you're worried, pay!"

Trump: "No not that, I'm watching a game, and the ref..jeez. Dumb ref!"

Iran: "YOU PAY NOW!"

Trump: "Yeah whatever, it's great, whatever you did, sounds good."

Iran: "YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!"

EPic (3 points) *

Iran: We are holding John Kerry hostage

Trump: Ohh no, that suucksss

Iran: Do you want to negotiate for his release ?

Trump: Nope.

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Roof_Korean (2 points)

If iran strikes against US forces, we can destroy all their oil infrastructure and nuclear production infrastructure with no need to involve UN.

When they attack, expect bunker busters to destroy all that nuclear materials they have.

At the worst, Iran will drop a nuke or dirty bomb on Israel, which would lead to their being no more Iran, just a sea of nuclear glass when israel retaliates.